Revised version 25.King of the Abyss
"That's right, the old man you saw playing with mud is the Dark King, and I am the King of the Abyss. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info: "The old man said nonchalantly to absolute boredom and the five masters.
Suddenly, everyone's eyes widened, and their faces were full of incredulity, looking at the old man in front of them, who claimed to be the "King of the Abyss".
It's not April Fool's Day, is it?
Why did you meet two kings all at once? This is all boss level!
Even the absolute boredom of going to the dark abyss in the late game showed a shocked look, according to the dark abyss copied in the later stage, there was only one king in it, called "Dark Abyss".
However, in this first dark abyss, absolute boredom actually ran into two kings, the King of Darkness and the King of the Abyss...... This makes absolute boredom somewhat unbelievable.
In the end, it was the five masters who solved the puzzle of absolute boredom.
The Five Lords were slightly surprised, and came back to their senses and explained to the absolute boredom with a puzzled face: "The legendary Dark Abyss has two forces, one side is the King of Darkness with the Dark Guard, and the other side is the King of the Abyss with the Dark Dead, and the Dark Abyss we went to before had only one king, so I thought that everything that was said in the rumors could not be believed, but I didn't expect it to happen today." ”
The old man stroked his long beard and said slowly: "The young man is right, it seems that he also has some knowledge, I am the king of the abyss who is in charge of the dark dead, and the old man who plays with mud you met before is the king of darkness, that old man troubles me every day, and he comes to me to trouble me when he has nothing to do, and he is about to annoy me to death, but I can't let him annoy him to death so easily, if he is annoyed to death like this, wouldn't it be obedient to his heart?" So I decided to resolutely not die, to see who I or him could survive to the end, and then ............ each other before he died"
Everyone suddenly realized that this old man in front of them was really a wordy lord!
It's obviously a very simple thing, and the theme is: compare who dies first, and then ridicule the one who dies first.
However, the old man in front of him was talking so long and endless.
At this time, the scalp of the hermit was a little numb, and he was already in unbearable emotions.
As for others, the situation is similar.
After all, you're not here to listen to a bad old man's nonsense.
"Old-timers...... The old man ...... "Your brother was embarrassed to interrupt the abyssal king's rambling nonsense.
The King of the Abyss looked at your brother with some dissatisfaction and reprimanded, "Why are young people so impatient now? ”
Hanamichi coughed twice and said, "Abyss King senior, you have already said that the three pillars of incense have been for a long time, and if you continue to talk about our food and accommodation problems, we will have to spread it on you." ”
Hearing that Ikebana wanted to make himself a treat and a lodging package, the King of the Abyss was taken aback, jumped up, and said loudly: "What? Do you still want to eat me and live in mine? There is no door, no door, no window, hurry up, tell me the purpose of your coming, and leave no one to eat. ”
After seeing the reaction of the King of the Abyss, Hanamichi turned around and showed a smug smile to everyone, and also posed a scissor hand.
Everyone couldn't help laughing, but they had to give a thumbs up to ikebana.
This time, Hanamichi did perform well, and in his words he almost hit the king of the abyss with one blow.
Your brother immediately struck while the iron was hot and told the matter again from beginning to end.
The King of the Abyss stroked his beard, his face full of guard, and said, "Then the old man would be so kind to invite me to tea?" I'm afraid it's ill-intentioned, right? You have to be cautious and cautious! You say you want to leave the dark abyss? This is easy, I can lead to 'Bianjing City' here, and the place where the old man can only play in the mud can only lead to the messy desert, so as long as you can help me do something, I can also let you out." ”
As he spoke, the King of the Abyss smiled meaningfully at everyone, and everyone was a little scared.
But the question is...... Everyone is very unfamiliar with the "Bianjing City" that the King of the Abyss said.
In the whole game, there is no place called Bianjing City at all?
Nanjing City, Yanjing City, Shangjing City, and even Xiliang City, and Beijing City, but I haven't heard of any Bianjing City.
Your brother said respectfully, "Abyss King senior, the purpose of our trip is to go to the desert, so we can only pass through the Dark King, I'm really sorry. ”
The King of the Abyss, carefully up and down, left and right, front and back, looked at everyone seriously, and said, "Well, yes, yes, they are all very good seedlings, I don't know why you are going to that death desert?" Are you all impatient? In that case, I would be happy to help you solve this problem, how about it? Why don't I help you? ”
When he said his last words, the King of the Abyss's eyes almost lit up.
The hermit, the five masters, and the absolutely boring group all had black lines on their heads............
"If you don't want to, I won't force you, but the old man wants to invite me to tea, and if I go like this, won't it be very shameless? You're right? The King of the Abyss also saw that these people were unwilling to let him have a good time, so he would no longer dwell on this matter, otherwise if he continued to entangle, he would really do his best to invite them to dinner, thinking of this, the King of the Abyss immediately went back to business.
Everyone knows that these two old men in the dark abyss are not fuel-efficient lamps, how can they easily respond to the words of the king of the abyss?
Seeing that everyone didn't speak, the King of the Abyss still didn't give up, starting with your brother, and lobbied the entire team members, but to no avail.
Seeing that the old man of the King of the Abyss was still very persistent, Nian Jia moved his brain, called everyone over and gathered around, and then said: "I have a way, the five masters, you take a few people to go outside, remember not to eavesdrop, I will tell you what to do after I finish talking to them." ”
The five masters nodded, and without saying a word, they called the Heavenly Hermit, Qingtian, Jiuzhongxian, Yangcheng Gongzi, Hanamichi, Yijian Fenghou, and the other five members over.
Not long after, the Five Lords and the Heavenly Hermit and a few others were far away, and they saw that Nian Jia seemed to be talking in front of the King of the Abyss.
After saying that, he walked over to his side.
After approaching, Nian Jia said to the five masters and others: "You go to find the Lord of Darkness, but remember one thing, don't think about anything, in your mind, you think that a group of us were beaten badly by the King of the Abyss just now, and then healed by the King of the Abyss, and the King of the Abyss has something to tell the King of Darkness, saying that he wants to invite the King of Darkness to come here for tea, and if he doesn't come, he will ............."
At the end, Nian Jia smiled thiefly.
After the five lords and the heavenly hermit and the others left, they were left with absolute boredom and waited, and everyone held hands and backs to form a circle, so that there would be no distinction between the enemy and the enemy.
After the hermit was gone, when he took away the last glimmer of light, everyone clearly felt and clearly touched the existence of the monster.
In the darkness, everything else around me is like a monster, whether it is breath or touch.
The King of the Abyss, sitting on the stone, gave everyone the feeling of being more like a behemoth, staring at him, as if he would come to a tiger and pounce on the rabbit whenever he had the opportunity, so everyone held the hands of his companions more tightly.
In the process, the King of the Abyss is very disconsiderate of the feelings of others, and runs in very naughtily to cause trouble.
Suddenly, Xiao O felt that the king of the abyss was beside him.
Then, Piaoxue grabbed the hand of her companion Diao Chan and kept waving it around, Piaoxue said a little impatiently, but found that the one holding her hand turned out to be the king of the abyss.
Piao Xue clearly remembered that she had never let go of Diao Chan's hand...... Thinking of this, Piaoxue was even more surprised by the strength of the King of the Abyss, and she didn't know which realm the King of the Abyss had reached?
Then the serpent was entangled, and the beast licked everyone with its foul-smelling saliva tongue...... Then came the storms and tsunamis......
Everyone felt it clearly, and they were even more immersed, and they almost let go of their companion's hand to cover their mouths and noses so that they would not drown......
After the King of the Abyss mischievously used more than a thousand methods in the dark, he whispered in your brother's ear: "I have a few subordinates here, why don't you play peek-a-boo with them now?" ”
"Peek-a-boo......" your brother was shocked.
Absolutely bored, he also heard the words of the King of the Abyss, so he spoke: "The old predecessors of the King of the Abyss are the Dark Dead, how dare we compare with them?" I hope that the old-timers will raise their noble hands and let us go! ”
"Hey, what are you doing with that kind of outward talk? Everyone is so familiar, and you went to help me invite the old man who could only play with mud to drink the northwest wind, I didn't thank you, so do it, you can play with these young people. Obviously, the last sentence of the King of the Abyss was not said to absolutely boring them.
Moreover, the King of the Abyss really doesn't care about their feelings of absolute boredom, and does whatever he wants.
At this time, absolutely bored, they suddenly found that many silent monsters appeared around them at once, presumably it should be the dark dead.
Brother Gui thought to himself, and at the same time marked on the palm of his hand that was absolutely bored: "These people seem to be by our side all the time, and they appear when they say they appear. ”
Absolutely bored didn't respond to your brother's words, just quietly listened to the movements around him.
When I felt the Dark Dead rushing over, a golden light flowed from top to bottom, followed by the original "golden light".
In an instant, the Dark Dead followed in the footsteps of the Dark Guardians.
All eyes were pierced by this "golden light".
Seeing this, the King of the Abyss said intermittently with an incredulous expression, "What...... How...... Still...... And another ...... Will it glow? Good boy, you ...... You...... Ah...... Fooled! Fooled! ”
When it came to the back, the King of the Abyss patted his thigh angrily and said, as if he had suffered a great loss.
Absolute Boredom is now in its prime, so he can trigger the Gear Ray anytime and anywhere.
It's just that it can't be used for a long time, and it must be cooled for a period of time before it can re-emit "golden light".
The King of the Abyss, who has suffered a loss, wants to get back from them who are absolutely bored, and once again orders his men to attack the Dark Dead.
Although, this time, the Dark Dead had some precautions against the absolutely boring Golden Light, but they were broken by the members of the team one by one.
In the end, there is still no way to be absolutely bored, and they are all about to do it.
On several occasions, the King of the Abyss has been very tricky in helping the Dark Dead.
As a result, Xiao O and the others cast a contemptuous eye on the King of the Abyss, and they had already scolded the King of the Abyss in their hearts.
Facing everyone's accusatory gaze, the King of the Abyss blushed and said, "I...... I...... I didn't make a move......"
The King of the Abyss saw that his subordinates were so uncompromising, and he made this decision in desperation...... It's a pity that although the King of the Abyss made a move unconsciously, everyone was suddenly knocked out in a very abnormal way, just like when he said that the Lord of Darkness was an old man's childhood.
Therefore, everyone can conclude that it is the old man of the King of the Abyss, even if he is a scoundrel, he is still so despicable and shameless to play sneak attacks.
The King of the Abyss himself was embarrassed to make a move, for fear of damaging his reputation, so he was accused of making a few shots, and the King of the Abyss himself felt blushing......
In the end, seeing that his subordinates were really unhappy, the King of the Abyss stopped playing directly, lest he be angry with the old man of the King of Darkness, but by his own subordinates.
Then, the King of the Abyss wiped out everyone's injuries one by one, and kept saying, "I shot just now!" It's for you to heal your wounds! I didn't make a move because I saw you hurt like this, and I didn't want to heal you, right...... It was wounded like this by my men...... Know not ......"
Everyone agreed that this old man wanted to save face, exactly the same as the old man who fought for face, and they didn't bother to say anything about him.
The Heavenly Hermit and the Five Lords and the others quickly returned to the Dark Lord's territory.
They found that the Dark Guardians were already there in line to meet them.
The Lord of Darkness was not surprised at all to see that only a dozen or so people were left, but instead showed an expression of expectation.
However, I don't know why Ikebana suddenly rushed towards the Dark King, but the Dark King was startled and almost didn't knock Ikebana away, and immediately found that Ikebana was rushing over and holding his thighs and crying in pain......
Curious, the Dark Lord asked, "What's wrong with you?" ”
"Wow...... Wow...... the King of the Dark Abyss is good to see you, just now I went to look for the man as you said, and the man found him, but he said...... Wow......" Hanamichi said as she cried.
"What did he say about the dead old man?" The Lord of Darkness asked.
Hanamichi looked up at the Dark Lord and said, "I don't dare to say it...... Wow......"
Then, Ikebana began to cry again.
The Lord of Darkness became more and more curious, and hurriedly asked, "It's okay, it's okay, you say it, I won't blame you." ”
He said, shit, I haven't seen any bullshit in tens of thousands of years here, there is only one king of the abyss and an old man who often has nothing to do and makes trouble for people and is shameless and can only play with mud, he also specially said that he himself is the king of the abyss, said himself in front of the king of darkness, signaled us the king of the abyss to rank in front of the king of darkness, we said that we don't know what the king of darkness is, we only know that the king of the dark abyss came to invite him to tea, but he didn't say a word, so he abolished us all, He also seized our companion, and healed our wounds, so that we could tie you up and return to him......"
The more Ikebana spoke, the darker the Dark Lord's face became.
Suddenly, the Lord of Darkness sent a thunderbolt and said, "What? How dare that old immortal say that? I thought I could tie up with just a few of you...... Tie me? ”
The Lord of Darkness looked at Hanamichi and pointed at himself and said, after hearing from Hanamichi that the old man who could only play with mud, the Lord of Darkness was 100% convinced that this was what the old immortal of the King of the Abyss said.
Hanamichi nodded and replied: "He also taught us a peerless science, saying that with this peerless science, you will definitely admire him so much that you will call him ......"
More than a dozen people, including the Five Masters, the Heavenly Hermit, Qingtian, the Prince of Yangcheng, the Marquis of a Sword, and the Immortal in the Wine, were all holding back very hard, and they didn't dare to laugh in their hearts, let alone laugh out loud.
They were desperately thinking about how the big guy was abused by the King of the Abyss, even if they didn't want to listen to Ikebana, they were afraid that they would laugh out loud if they couldn't help it.