Chapter 04: Dreams Are True, Reality Is Like Dreams

"Come on, come on, someone is going to snatch my phone in broad daylight, come on!" Who knew that after the flight attendant left, Liu Shuya seemed to be addicted to shouting, still holding Xu Zixiong's mobile phone and yelling, making Xu Zixiong have no temper at all.

If Xu Zixiong really wants to clean up Liu Shuya and take back his mobile phone, according to Xu Zixiong's ability to practice qigong behind his father's ass since he was a child, it will be a matter of minutes, but who made Xu Zixiong a teacher now, and it is really not what Xu Zixiong can do now.

The most important thing is that Xu Zixiong has just met Liu Shuya and Wu Laihua in a dream, although they look different from the dream, but the feeling that Xu Zixiong feels not only a little strange, but also indescribably cordial, and then look at Liu Shuya's posture is the same as in the dream, it must be the granddaughter of the founding general Liu Lao.

For these second-generation officials, Xu Zixiong can be said to be afraid like a tiger now, he has time to compete with Liu Shuya for his mobile phone here, it is better to calm down and think about how to go back, how to deal with the students in the class, Li Jiaojiao makes you tickle and itch, Xu Zixiong feels very itchy when he thinks about it now.

Maybe Xu Zixiong didn't compete with himself for the mobile phone and lost the fun of playing, or Xu Zixiong sat on the sleeper with a sad expression, which made people can't help but feel pity, Liu Shuya played around for a while and shook the mobile phone in front of Xu Zixiong: "Hey, angry?" You said that this phone is yours, is there any evidence? ”

"Poof!" As soon as Liu Shuya's words fell, before Xu Zixiong, who was full of anger after Wen Yang, spoke, Wu Laihua on the side couldn't help laughing, and wanted to help Xu Zixiong scold Liu Shuya, this mobile phone was obviously snatched from his hand, what evidence do you need! However, when she thought that Liu Shuya was doing this, she was also helping herself out of the blind date, so she had to shake her head with a wry smile.

Hearing Wu Laihua's movements, Liu Shuya turned her head and glared at Wu Laihua fiercely, and then took Wu Laihua's mobile phone in her hand with a big stride, looked at Xu Zixiong and continued: "Xu Zixiong, do you see if these two mobile phones are the same?" ”

When Xu Zixiong heard this, he looked at Wu Laihua's mobile phone carefully, only to find that their mobile phones were not only the same color, but even the model was the same.

Sure enough, seeing that Xu Zixiong didn't speak, Liu Shuya said with a smile: "Do you think these two mobile phones should be called couple mobile phones, or sister mobile phones?" Okay, you Xu Zixiong, you haven't explained your crush on Sister Laihua until now, when will you wait? said, when did you set your eyes on Sister Hua, and deliberately set the model, color, and ringtone of your mobile phone the same as Sister Hua. ”

Hearing Liu Shuya's words, Xu Zixiong felt that he suddenly felt Dou E's mood, isn't Lao Tzu just the same mobile phone as Wu Laihua's, how can I say that I am eyeing Wu Laihua, if I didn't dream before, I wouldn't have even heard of Wu Laihua's masculine name.

Thinking of this, Xu Zixiong looked at Wu Laihua and smiled bitterly and said: "Two young ladies, I really don't know you, I am a poor boy who grew up at the foot of the Tianshan Mountains, and after graduating from college, I went to teach at the High School Attached to Zhoujing University. ”

"Believe, we believe!" As soon as Xu Zixiong's words were finished, Wu Laihua and Liu Shuya responded in unison, and looked at Xu Zixiong with expectant eyes, as if they were encouraging Xu Zixiong to finish his words.

Seeing Liu Shuya and Wu Laihua's actions, Xu Zixiong shook his head helplessly: "To be honest, before you didn't get on the train, I had a dream in a daze, and I knew a girl named Wu Laihua and Liu Shuya in the dream, but although your names are the same, your appearance is different." ”

Hearing Xu Zixiong's words, Wu Laihua and Liu Shuya looked at each other and smiled at each other and nodded silently, what it contains, I'm afraid they know best in their own hearts.

"Xu Zixiong, since we said that we would believe your reasons, according to what you said, you already knew our names in your dreams, then we are also friends, it stands to reason that I should return this mobile phone to you, but you have to help us do one thing first!" Liu Shuya shook Xu Zixiong's mobile phone and said slowly, "When the train arrives in Zhoujing, how about you pretend to be Sister Hua's boyfriend first?" ”

"No, no, no!" Hearing Liu Shuya's words, Xu Zixiong was so frightened that he shook his hand again and again, "This is unacceptable, I won't hide it from the two of you, I was in a dream, just because I pretended to be Wu Laihua's boyfriend, and in the end, not only did I fake it, but I also took on an emotional debt, I think you should ask for another master!" ”

Pretending to be a boyfriend? Isn't that a joke! Xu Zixiong thought that in the dream, it was because he first pretended to be Princess Anna's boyfriend, and then was arrested by Wu Laihua, and the two women had a dispute, which caused him to be in a daze and coma in the dream, even if he gave Xu Zixiong ten guts, he didn't dare to play this game anymore.

"Don't want to?" Seeing Xu Zixiong's shaking of his head, Liu Shuya's little face immediately turned from sunny to cloudy, staring at Xu Zixiong and saying word by word, "Xu Zixiong, do you know how many people in Zhou Jing line up to be Sister Hua's boyfriend?" Speaking out scares you to death. If you don't want to, don't you be a teacher at the middle school attached to Zhoujing University, I happen to know a little follower named Li Jiaojiao and Kong Wenxuan, can you do it, I will call you, they have at least a hundred ways to torture you to death? ”

"Ahh As soon as he heard Li Jiaojiao and Kong Wenxuan, two second-generation students who couldn't beat or scold, Xu Zixiong couldn't help but exclaim.

In fact, it's not just Xu Zixiong, as long as they have been teachers for Li Jiaojiao and Kong Wenxuan, they will have such subconscious actions, and there are at least a dozen teachers who have made Li Jiaojiao and Kong Wenxuan trick away, and even the head teacher has changed several times, and Xu Zixiong is now their head teacher.

"Xiaoya," seeing Xu Zixiong's actions, Wu Laihua, who had not spoken, couldn't help but say, "I think it's still wrong, don't embarrass Xu Zixiong, even if I take him home, grandpa probably won't believe it, look at how many years apart the two of us are!" If they push me again, I'll go abroad and never come back! ”

"Sister Laihua!" Hearing Wu Laihua's words, Liu Shuya first angrily threw Xu Zixiong's mobile phone into Xu Zixiong's arms, then sat next to Wu Laihua and hugged her arm and said, "If you leave, what will I do?" I don't care, if Xu Zixiong doesn't agree, I won't let him have a good time; But if he agrees, I can let him teach at Zhoujing University, and it can be regarded as a report and a report! ”

After speaking, Liu Shuya stared at Xu Zixiong with a nervous face, for fear that Xu Zixiong would refuse his request again. At this time, Liu Shuya was not the only one who was nervous, even Wu Laihua, who had already thought of a way out, also set his eyes on Xu Zixiong, and his eyes did not blink.

Maybe it was Wu Laihua's nervous appearance, which turned into a pitiful look in Xu Zixiong's eyes, which made Xu Zixiong feel pity, and Xu Zixiong actually nodded his head in a ghostly manner.

"Yay!" Seeing Xu Zixiong's actions, before Xu Zixiong, who had been blindfolded, came to his senses, Liu Shuya jumped up with excitement on her face, rushed to Xu Zixiong with an arrow step, pulled Xu Zixiong's arm and said, "Brother Daxiong, since you have agreed to cover for Sister Laihua, then it is not bad for me, but my grandfather is good at everything, I just hope that my grandson-in-law is a master of playing games, or I will teach you how to play Perfect International!" ”

"Nima, is it April Fool's Day?" Hearing Liu Shuya's words, Xu Zixiong's brain was instantly insufficient, and he seemed to have just agreed to be Wu Laihua's fake boyfriend, Liu Shuya thought of how to let himself please his grandfather.

Thinking of this, Xu Zixiong pulled his arm out of Liu Shuya's hand, pointed to the perfect international game page that had been opened on the notebook and said: "I have never played any games except for studying since I was a child, I think it's better to forget it." ”

"Brother Nobita, I have the ability to meet each other, I know that you are born to be a master of playing games as soon as I look at your face, you can come and give it a try, if you can really help me fool my family to get through, I will ask my grandfather to help you find someone to operate, and transfer you to Zhoujing University as an executive president! The provincial middle school was teased by Li Jiaojiao and Kong Wenxuan! ”

"Physiognomy?" Hearing Liu Shuya's words, Xu Zixiong couldn't help but think, "Lao Tzu's face has already been seen by my father and uncle eight hundred times, if my father and uncle call themselves the second in China because of their ability to look at faces, how can no one dare to stand up and claim the first, why haven't I heard that I will be a natural game master?" ”

Thinking of this, the picture in the dream suddenly appeared in Xu Zixiong's mind, that is, he represented Huaxia in the dream to participate in the international game competition held in the United Kingdom, if it weren't for Liu Shuya's repeated requests, Xu Zixiong really remembered it so quickly.

In the expectant eyes of Liu Shuya and Wu Laihua, Xu Zixiong slowly walked to the laptop, skillfully clicked to enter the game, and entered the game account and password.

"Dididi...."As Xu Zixiong's account and password were verified correctly, a prompt sound soon sounded on the computer, and after Xu Zixiong saw the game system prompt clearly, he was stunned at first, and then fell into a coma in front of him.