"How are you going to help me?" Sirius looked at Egg hesitantly.

While Egger was happy to help him, Sirius always felt a little unreliable.

Egger reached into the bag of his robe and dug it out, "I have an aphrodisiac..."

"NONONO—" hurriedly stopped Egger's movements, and Sirius sighed, "Is there a softer way?" Relatively romantic. ”

"In that case, I think you should ask her out for afternoon tea first..."Egger spread his hands: "And then ask her if she has anyone you like..."

"What if there is?" Sirius couldn't help but be a little worried.

"emmm," Iger muttered expressionlessly, "I've got an aphrodisiac..."

Sirius: "......"

Maybe I'm really blind to ask Egg to help with this.

"Hey, don't worry, you're Sirius...", Egg grinned, "What woman can hold you apart?" ”

Sirius still looked a little hesitant, and Egg couldn't help but pout as he looked at his pretentious slut appearance: "Actually, you have an advantage that many men don't have..."

"What is it?" Sirius's eyes lit up.

"You've got money." Iger gestured to Sirius.

“What？” Sirius was a little dumbfounded: "Do you think she will be the kind of girl who worships money?" ”

"I'm not saying she's a money girl, I mean... Rich people are never short of romance. Egg couldn't help but grin: "You can go to the Muggle playground and ride the merry-go-round and the Ferris wheel, or go for a walk in the streets of Paris, France, you can treat her to a big meal and give her nine hundred and ninety-nine roses after eating, or buy thousands of night fairies to take her to enjoy the fluorescence at night..."

"You can drink fresh milk in the Netherlands in the morning, have a big meal in a French restaurant at noon, go back to England in the afternoon for afternoon tea, and flirt on the coast of Italy in the evening........." Everyone is so familiar, it's better to count you cheaper, twenty Galleons a day. ”

"Is this really going to work?" Sirius was stunned.

"Believe me, you're so handsome, romantic, and mature, there's no way a girl her age can resist your love offensive..."Egger laughed.

"Well, it looks like the idea really works..."Sirius pinched his chin and couldn't help laughing.

Iger ignored him, the sour smell of love had already made him faintly gag.

The two of them left all the way down the corridor, and in the corner of a corridor not far away, a touch of black grease flashed.

Snape stared gloomily in the direction Sirius and Egg had left, a perverted smile on his face.

Sirius put his mind to picking up girls, and Snape was happy, at least that way no one would object to him punishing a student with a drowning fountain, especially a certain ha...

……

For Sirius's spring, Egger still has an attitude of being happy to see it happen.

After all, if it weren't for Yao Minqi, maybe Sirius would have to live with Crook Mountain for the rest of his life.

Iger felt that this kind of thing was still a bit perverted for a physically and mentally healthy adult man, how perverted... Look at Old Filch...

That afternoon, Sirius made an appointment with Yao Minqi to go to Hogsmeade's three broomsticks, and outside the bar window, Egg and the others looked into the room with their little heads open.

"Why don't we go in?" Ron asked, shivering.

"Because they'll be embarrassed... And please remember carefully, we ran out of the school secretly, and it was against the school rules. Harry muttered absent-mindedly, looking into the room with a gossip on his face.

"But we have an invisibility cloak." Ron let out a sigh of relief.

"Trust me, Sirius knows more about that stuff than you do," Egg said with a laugh, "and don't forget, his Animagus is a dog, and people don't just tell things by their eyes." ”

"So why the hell are the three of us here, isn't it good to drink tea and play chess at school?" Ron sniffled and grumbled.

"Accompany Harry," Iger shrugged.

"If you have this time, you might as well copy the potions homework, Snape is out of the way, whoever fails the homework will be drenched in that damn drowning fountain and put on a skirt for an exhibition, God, I don't want to..."Ron's expression looked a little worried.

"What are you afraid of, Hermione borrowed me her homework." Harry said without looking back, looking at the two people in the bar expectantly: "Absolutely qualified, I can guarantee it!" ”

……

"Potter... Can you explain to me why your homework is exactly the same as Miss Granger's..."Snape's dark eyes fixed on Harry.

Harry was a little dumbfounded, and couldn't help but open his mouth slightly: "I..."

"Unqualified!" Snape said this, his usual perverted smile on his face.

Harry thinks it's unfair, and it's right or wrong?

“… Egger's homework is exactly the same as hers, why don't you ask him? ”

"Professor, you're getting better and better, Gryffindor is a ten-pointer," Snape said lazily, not looking at other people's homework, and casually tossed a stack of parchment paper in his hand onto the table.

There are only eighty copies of Niang Drowning Spring, and he is too lazy to use them for others.

For example, Longbottom and Finigan have to wash their eyes after using them...

At the back table of Egg, the cute rain looked at Harry, and Harry looked at the drowning fountain in front of him with an embarrassed expression.

He felt that Snape was insulting his character...

and his gender.

But apparently only Harry thought so, everyone else looked at Harry expectantly, and even Malfoy stopped laughing at Harry, just looked at him with blank eyes.

Hell, what the hell is going on, Harry feels terrible.

Egger sighed helplessly, he really couldn't stop this kind of thing, and he didn't have much to do for a while.

Snape was now almost in the middle of the spell, and he couldn't wait to see Lily, there was only one person who could solve the situation.

It's his goddaughter, but the child is just over a year old now.

Turning his head to look at Harry, Harry noticed Egg's eyes and felt a thrill in his heart.

Egger, are you going to help me?

That was the message in Harry's eyes.

Hey? Where is this? Who am I? What am I doing?

Iger turned his head again with a blank expression.

Harry: "......"

What about the good brother who said yes?

"Hurry up, don't delay the other students' classes." Snape had some expectation, some schadenfreude, and some perverts, but he did a good job of hiding it.

Snape's voice fell, and even Hermione, who had always been facing Harry, didn't speak out to help him.

Harry's transformation into Harley was a good pastime for Hermione, who was particularly busy with school this year.

"I'll help you." Ron rolled up his sleeves.

"Get out—" Harry grabbed the drowning fountain and fell from the top of his head, then grabbed the large hood from the back of his robe and put it on top of his head.

Surprisingly, Snape didn't stop it.

Snape was actually happy, as Harley was even more satisfied by covering her messy Jaime-like hair, revealing only a face identical to Lily's.

Feeling physically and mentally comfortable, maybe that's what Snape is in now.

Since Harry became Harley, Snape's attitude towards the students was unexpectedly soft throughout the class, and even Neville didn't deduct points from Gryffindor, not only did he not deduct points, but Snape also casually mentioned Neville a few words, which made him perfect for brewing a pot of shrinking potion.

"I think... Maybe... You really should be like this in his class, don't you see, Snape didn't sarcastically mock you today. ”

After class, Ron looked at Harry with hot water pouring hot water on his head in amazement.

"I don't want it, I'm not a pervert!" Harry frowned in displeasure.

"It's okay, even if you're a pervert, I won't dislike you." Behind him, Ginny's voice rang out, and Harry turned his head to see that Ginny was following Hermione and looking at him and giggling.

"Ginny, listen to me," Harry quickly stood up and looked at Ginny awkwardly.

"Needless to explain, I don't really care, and you look so beautiful as a girl." Ginny laughed, "I mean, if you become like that to stop Snape from targeting you, it might be a good thing." ”

"But why did he do that?" Harry looked impatient: "That's just making me my mom." ”

When the words fell, Harry froze for a moment, and then turned his head to look at Egger with some stiffness: "Snape... Like my mom? ”

Harry suddenly felt that this made sense, why Snape hated him so much, because he looked like his father, and his own father had bullied Snape and robbed him of the love of his dreams.

For a moment, Harry understood Snape a little.

Of course, it was only for a moment, and that didn't change the fact that Harry hated him.

"That's why he was going to save me from Quirrell's curse, even though he hated me so much, so Egger said that he wouldn't be able to stand it if I just pretended to be pathetic and stared wide, because my eyes looked like my mother...", Harry said in a daze, "It makes sense..."

"You're finally realizing this, it's good, it means you're not hopelessly stupid..."Harry casually threw the Daily Prophet in his hand onto the table next to him, lazily crossing Erlang's legs, "But I want to correct you, that is, whether you are your mother's child or not, he will save you, although he is not a good person, but as a teacher, he is still very dutiful." ”

"I've always said that whoever is going to hurt you, Snape won't, Harry." Egg spread his hands: "Your personality is very similar to Sirius, both belong to the kind of extreme and extreme personality, I think, now that you know this kind of thing, you may feel better, don't you feel that Severus's targeting of you is not so unbearable?" ”

"It's okay, it's just a little complicated." Harry sighed, "So, his awkward personality won't tell anyone?" ”

"No, just because Voldemort is alive, he feels it's protection for you." Iger spread his hands: "I don't really care about that kind of thing, forgive me, it's not responsible for your life, but I think you have a right to know the truth, even though it may be a little embarrassing for Severus." ”

"Hi... It's quite embarrassing, think about it, the old bat has an affectionate look. Ron rolled his eyes and laughed, looking funny.

Harry grinned as well, then looked at Egg, "So, for the sake of my future Potions grades, you mean I should... Uh..."

"Almost, I don't think there's anything to be embarrassed about." Egger spread his hands: "It's like Animagus, who would hate their own Animagus." ”

"yes, maybe after a long time your Animagus will become a girl." Hermione said with a grin.

Harry's Patronus was a deer, and Iger thought Harry's Animagus should be a deer if nothing else.

But the Animagus thing is uncertain, and it can't be ruled out that other things will happen, so Iger feels that if Harry's Animagus is a woman, it seems... And nothing surprising?

"But don't you really mind?" Harry turned his head to look at Ginny, he always felt a little strange about being a girl.

"You just have to have a normal boy's state of mind, don't do anything strange about your transformation," Ginny giggled.

"What can I do... Strange thing—" Harry's face flushed.

It seems like... It's exciting to think about?

Hurriedly stopping the divergence of his thoughts, Harry waved his hand a little disappointedly: "To be honest, what you said Egger made me feel a little guilty. ”

"Don't feel guilty, it's true that Severus hates you." Iger smiled.

At night, in the Great Hall, Harry was battling with a beef pie, feeling the inquiring gaze of Snape in the distance, and Harry always felt a little strange.

"Hi Harry!" At the Slytherin table, Malfoy looked at Harry and waved.

Ever since the two became closer, Malfoy had come by his Christian name.

Harry turned his head to look at Malfoy, and he smiled evilly, "You look so good as a girl." ”

Harry: "[○?? ｀Д???? ○] Convex WTF! ”

You're doing something, little.

Harry's eyes suddenly turned unkind when he looked at Malfoy.

"Give him some color, man," Fred rolled a water balloon from the table.

"What is this?" Harry looked at Harry with some curiosity.

"Just like yours—" George grinned silently, his smile full of schadenfreude.

Harry looked at the long table in the faculty chair, well, Professor McGonagall wasn't there...

"Wadi Vasi—" Harry pulled his wand out of his bosom and lightly tapped the water balloon on the table.

A 'whoosh' sound sounded in the air, and a water balloon crossed an arc in mid-air and landed precisely on Malfoy's face, and with a crisp snap, a balloon's drowning fountain exploded on Malfoy's face.

There was a commotion, and Fred took the lead in picking up a water balloon and slamming it into the Slytherin table, shouting, "You're more charming when you become a girl, Miss Malfoy hahahaha..."