Chapter 22: Have you ever heard of the Five Rats in Tokyo? It's braised Pikachu
The headmaster angrily asked, "What the hell is going on?" ”
For the Alliance Pokemon Research Academy, every pokemon trainer with great potential is a very important resource. As long as there is a king from among these potential students, then the rewards that this academy can get in the future will be far immeasurable!
It was already ironclad, but I didn't expect such a dramatic change, how could the principal not be angry?
The boiled duck flew!
Time goes back a few hours ago.,After the principal and Kirito "discussed" the conditions for admission.,After leaving, Kirito kept looking for him.
Xiao Ji.
"Xiaoji, I have something important to discuss with you." Kirito went straight to the point when he saw Koyoshi.
When Xiao Ji heard this, he was interested. How could this untouchable creature suddenly find me? Listen to him.
"Tell me, what's the matter?"
Kirito looked at the people around him, blinked his eyes, kept smiling and didn't speak.
Of course, a person from a big family like Koyoshi understood in an instant, and led Kirito to a secluded room.
"Alright, you name it! No one would be here without my permission. Xiao Ji said with a slight smugness.
Kirito stepped forward and grabbed Xiao Ji's hand and looked at him affectionately, "It's come to this, I have nothing to hide from you, it's Sauce Purple ......"
Seeing Kirito like this, the goosebumps on Xiao Ji's whole body instantly stood up, and he forcibly broke free of Kirito's hand and said, "If you have something to say, don't move your hands and feet." I'm a straight man, I don't have a habit of this, you're looking for the wrong person. You want me to help you! ”
Kirito inexplicably took out the mirror and looked at his expression, do I seem to mean this? No matter, it's important to get down to business.
Kirito said: "That's right, your grandfather seems to have seen my earth-shattering talent, so he wants to keep me in your school!" ”
Xiao Ji took out the ear plucker out of nowhere, plucked his ears elegantly, and said, "And then?" What does it have to do with me? ”
"You've got to help me!" Kirito said impatiently.
"Why? What good is it for me to help you. ”
"Actually, do you think that if I stayed here, with my amazing talent, would the school do its best to train me? All the resources of the whole school are used on me, including what you have now. After that, you will not be the little king, but me. Then you...... can become the little second heavenly king. ”
Kirito saw that Xiao Ji was a little moved, and hurriedly stepped up, "That's it...... I know that rich people like you lack everything, but they only have a soft spot for good food. If you help me this time, you will be my friend from now on. As long as I say hello to my mother, as long as you go to Nagawa City, you can eat the strange food that my mother has never shown her hands on! Kirito said.
Xiao Ji pretended to hesitate and said, "I'll think about it." ”
Kirito thought that he had a ruthless move!
He muttered: "Braised horned goldfish, what is it that the finest Filip Kentaylor is medium rare?" Have you ever heard of the Five Rats in Tokyo? Ever heard of ants on trees? Have you ever heard of couples' lung films? Have you ever heard of Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles? Cut! (PS: The five rats here are made from five kinds of rat elves, the most delicious of which is Pikachu.) )
These tempting dishes that he had never heard of before lingered in his ears, and Xiao Ji finally lost to his own uncompetitive mouth and dignity. My family has all the resources, mainly ...... Little Two Heavenly Kings...... It's so ugly!
"Good! I promise you, how do you want me to help? ”
Kirito called Koyoshi over and whispered.
"What?! You're asking me to play match-fixing? I don't ......."
"Shh Kirito covered Koyoshi's mouth and whispered, "You listen to me." That's it......#/&%€"
"Got it?"
Seeing Xiao Ji nodding, he slowly let go of his hand. Said: "After a while, whether it's one-on-one or two-on-two, I'll call the little fire dragon on the field, and then you let the pet use a ramming or a head hammer or something." I will tell the little fire dragon beforehand and tell it to move three or five steps to the left after you have the command. ”
"As soon as it throws a left fist, your pet must fall. OK? Do you drip? ”
Xiao Ji looked confused13, why can he be like this? He wiped his snot from shock and nodded.
……
Everything was exactly as expected, very smooth. Looking at the birds in the audience, Kirito smiled knowingly.
And the white stone bird, a little shy, don't overdo it, maybe still feel shy because of the matter of peeing pants.
"What the hell is this? What about playing with us? Throw something at him! The audience was very angry, and they didn't know where to get rotten eggs, fruits, vegetables, and rotten eggs, and threw them frantically on the stage.
"Thank you! Thank you! Hahaha...... Thank you! Kirito looked happy and waved his hand around.
Xiao Ji waved his hand helplessly on the other side.
"Humph!" The headmaster took a mouthful of old blood in his throat and swallowed it again, then turned to leave.
Kirito has just walked out of the ring. The little bird ran up to him and asked worriedly, "Are you alright?" How did you do that? Scared the hell out of me! ”
Kirito quipped, "Haha! Are you so worried about me? ”
"I didn't ...... No, I'm just afraid that if you were here, I'd have to leave alone. I'm afraid that the road will be too quiet in the future, and I won't get used to it. The bird looked away and explained.
"That's right...... Don't you want to know how I did it? Kirito touched his chin. Leaned into the bird's ear and said, "I'll just tell you!" Because it's a match-fixing! ”
Kirito's mouth spewed hot air on her ears, and the bird blushed to the base of her ears. didn't care about what Kirito said, Mu Mu nodded, thinking that he walked away calmly.
Kirito scratched his head, it's you who wants to ask. I'll tell you, you still nodded perfunctorily and left! I don't know what this girl thinks?
Cut, whatever! Now it's important to run.
Kirito stepped up, grabbed Kotori's hand and hurried out of the school. It wasn't until the bottom of the mountain that the bird came back to its senses.
Inexplicably, he asked Kirito, "When are we leaving?" ”
Kirito looked at the setting sun and sighed, "Aren't we walking?" ”
The bird looked around, tilted his head and asked, "Where is this?" ”
Kirito touched her head and said helplessly, "...... at the foot of the mountain"
"Oh......"
I really don't have a fever! Why is the little girl talking nonsense?
His eyes turned to Xiao Ji in the school, only to hear him wipe his tears and look at the foot of the mountain and say, "Brother, I'm sorry......"
Kirito suddenly sneezed and touched his face. How do you feel that something is wrong with you!
Suddenly! More than a dozen people jumped out of the grass next to them, each wearing the school uniform of the Elf Research Academy, and covered with cloth......
One of them pointed at Kirito: "We elves can't beat you in battle, can't we beat you in hand-to-hand combat?" is still playing match-fixing in front of so many people! Hit him for me! ”
Another said: "I've long seen him unpleasantly!" I'll come first! ”
I saw more than a dozen aristocratic students rushing towards Kirito, punching and kicking.
"Ah~!"
"Ah~~!"
“……”
Kirito let out bursts of wails from time to time: "Hit lightly, don't hit people in the face!" Brothers! ”
On the side, the little bird covered his face with his hands, and he glanced at Kirito from time to time between his fingers. I don't know why, the more I look at it, the more comfortable I feel.
Does he owe a beating? What he did was indeed not beaten!