"What? Donkey? "A couple of old men and old ladies almost didn't throw their crutches out.

Ten minutes later, the whole village knew that Lu Donkey had returned, driving a big car, like a brick, but ugly.

There are also people who are bankrupt, otherwise how can they change to such an ugly car.

When everyone rushed to Lu Donkey's house to watch the excitement, another blockbuster news came.

Lu Donkey brought an illegitimate daughter back!

In order to pass on first-hand news, these people can not even eat, and run around the village, for fear that the news will be rotten if they go late.

The key is that they also like to add oil and vinegar to makeover, and in the end, the story became that Lu Donkey went bankrupt, and the wife outside ran away and threw his daughter back to him.

The person who spread the news didn't use his brain to think about it, Lu Donkey was just 19 years old this year, could it be that he had a child at the age of 12?

Half a year ago, my mother was embroidering tweed at home to earn some money for groceries, one could earn five cents, and the other could earn five or six yuan.

Suddenly, a car drove in front of the door, and my mother looked up and didn't care, probably turning around at the door.

Unexpectedly, a tall man suddenly got out of the car, wearing a mink coat and a big gold chain, and he was stupidly happy to greet her.

"Aunt I!"

“... You are? Big! The mother was shocked, how could this child be like this, if it weren't for the familiar accent, she wouldn't have been able to tell that it was him.

"My mother! I'm back! ”

At this time, Lu Donkey got out of the car with Bai Xing in his arms, and the big man, who was not long-eyed, didn't know how to come and open the door.

"Uh..." The old mother was blinded, and she didn't know whether to care about Lao Lu's appearance first or ask the child in her arms first.

The neighbors who embroidered with my mother took a look, obediently, big news, no, I have to go.

So, Lu Donkey went bankrupt, and the news of returning with an illegitimate daughter spread.

Bai Xing was afraid of people, so Lao Lu simply took him to send the big man together, in fact, he went for a ride.

It's not the end of the year yet, few young people have come back, and Lao Lu has nothing to do at home, so he explained to his mother and went to buy vegetables and drove away.

The old Lu family couldn't finish the sausages and bacon, so they simply let the big man take half of it, didn't you see that all the harazi flowed out.

Driving the car, Lu Donkey couldn't help but sigh, today's plan to pretend to be forced was too unsuccessful.

People had a preconceived idea that he was bankrupt, and they thought that the mink and the big gold chain on him were also fake.

It's different when you get to the big man's house, the big man and his dad are playing mahjong, and they're about to lose.

At this time, the big man came over and slapped hundreds of thousands of cash on the table.

"My father, I'll take it to play cards for you!"

"it!"

The big man's father was playing mahjong, but he didn't notice the big man coming back, and a dozen stacks of banknotes suddenly appeared in front of him, and he was almost scared.

Look up, hey, who is this, how is it so similar to his stupid son.

...

In the end, the big man stopped playing his father's cards, and all the bad cards in his hand were pasted on the table: "Don't play, don't play, my son is back." ”

After playing Lai, the big man and his father entered the house with hundreds of thousands of yuan, and dragged Lu Donkey.

"the kid, hurry up and go grocery shopping, the donkey is coming!"

The players at the door were confused.

"Is this his stupid big guy?"

"I'm obedient, is this a bank robbery? So much money. ”

"Did you see the big gold chain around his neck?"

"The one next to him is Lu Donkey, the guy who used to fight with big men, and the one who fed the two of Wang."

"Good girl, this is a mixed up, the big man is with the right person, I don't know if he still wants someone, get my son to do it with him."

"He looks like a talent, I don't know if I'm married?"

"You can pull it, I didn't see the child in someone's arms, and besides, just like your daughter's stumbling appearance, people can't look down on it."

"Who of you is a girl, no matter how much you stumble, she looks better than your son, I'm sorry!"

“...”

Dinner was eaten at the big man's house, and nothing was allowed to go.

The big man made a table of dishes and invited people from the village to accompany him for a drink.

At the wine table, someone intentionally or unintentionally asked what the big man was doing now and how he could make so much money.

The big man raised his head and said proudly: "This is the salary that my donkey brother gave me, my donkey brother is amazing, did you see the car at the door, more than two million!" ”

"Hiss~"

There was a gasp on the table, I knew that the big man was making a fortune with Lu Donkey, but I didn't expect to make so much money.

"What, donkey, are you still short of people?" Someone asked wistfully.

A big man can make so much money if he is so stupid, so why can't his son?

Lu Donkey smiled secretly, the time had come to pretend to be forced.

"Lack is shortage, but find someone who can speak stick language."

"What? What do you know how to talk about, what's the use of that thing? ”

"Oh, I'm going to go abroad to lie down after the New Year, and I can use it."

The big man hurriedly added: "Yes, Brother Donkey is going to take us to the country of sticks to compete after the New Year." ”

“...”

In this way, those people will also die, their sons still don't know, Mandarin is not standard, let alone stick language.

Because he has to drive, Lu Donkey can't drink, and when others drink, he and Bai Xing drink juice, which is not too refreshing.

Although a little rude, but we are a good law-abiding citizen, don't drink and drive, don't drink and don't drink, it's almost the New Year, and the check is very tight.

What's more, he still has to bring the white star, so everyone didn't persuade him again.

made an appointment with the big man Ming to go fishing, and Lu Donkey went home with Bai Xing.

After walking for a while, the house has been turned over.

Good guys, these two guys are working with Da Bai and Da Hong again.

A neighbor came to see this beautiful big rooster and goose, and he had to pay for it, fifty yuan.

Bai Xing, who had just entered the door, immediately ran over to protect Da Bai Dahong, looking at Lu Donkey with a pitiful face, for fear of being sold.

Lu Donkey smiled: "Mom, these two things can't be sold, and they can't be slaughtered, this is your goddaughter's friend." ”

When he first came back, Lu Donkey explained to his mother the relationship between Bai Xing and himself.

Mom is very high-minded, and she has such a lovely daughter, how good, but she can't stay by her side.

"Yes, yes, yes, don't sell it, don't sell it for any amount of money." Mom hurriedly picked up Bai Xing, for fear that the big would be cut.

As soon as Lao Lu came back, the people in the village came to visit the house after dinner and had nothing to do, mainly to inquire about information.