[Li Huaiyu's extra] is very good
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In the next haunted house adventure, Xiao Mo was like chewing gum stuck to Li Huaiyu's body, "scared" to pass through one level after another.
After half an hour, all the levels were finished, the door opened, and the warm sun near noon shone on the two of them, which dispelled the chill brought out of the haunted house.
In fact, Li Huaiyu is also afraid.
But he is a dignified man, can bend and stretch, dare to act, how can he show cowardice in front of outsiders?
So, Li Huaiyu took Xiao Mo by the hand, his face did not change, and his heartbeat intensified to pass through one level after another.
"Wow, Xiao Lizi is quite bold." Fly immediately to express surprise.
Li Huaiyu snorted coldly: "That's nature." ”
There was no expression on his face.
Born to be so good, how can a mere haunted house be a tooth.
It's just that you have to turn on the light when you go to bed tonight.
After the appetizers of the haunted house, everyone was in high spirits. After eating in the hotel at noon, a group of people returned to Li Huaiyu's luxury villa and arranged the last birthday party.
Xiao Mo was quite quiet all the way, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
He is a person, once he doesn't speak, it's easy to be ignored by everyone.
On the bus back to the villa, Xiao Mo sat quietly in the last row, wrapped in a black coat, invisible from the lively chatter of others.
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Q: What is the most embarrassing part of your life?
A: On your birthday, a group of people sing "Happy Birthday" around you.
Li Huaiyu wore an ugly (self-perceived) golden crown on his head, surrounded by a group of friends, and a big cake was placed on the table. A group of people surrounded him and began to sing "Happy Birthday".
Happy birthday to you~
Happy birthday to you~
Li Huaiyu stood in place awkwardly, with everyone's excited (difficult) feelings (listening) to the singing of Yang (bursting), he didn't know what expression to put on his face, he wanted to laugh but couldn't laugh, and he was embarrassed to pick out two bedrooms and one living room on the floor with his toes.
The key is to fly right away, and those goods are still taking pictures.
As soon as Li Huaiyu thought of his ugly appearance, he wanted to get into the cracks in the ground.
Li Huaiyu has not had a few birthdays in the past 30 years. When he was a child, his parents were busy with work and couldn't remember his birthday; After running away from home, he was busy playing e-sports, and only his teammates would celebrate his birthday. Later, I was imprisoned, and the days were just flipping through the calendar, not to mention birthdays.
To say that it is not moved, it is false.
It's embarrassing to say, that's true.
After staying in the airtight darkness for a long time, too much warm light envelops you, and you will subconsciously avoid, hang your head, dodge, and be embarrassed.
Moreover, Li Huaiyu sniffed, and his fucking nose was still a little sour.
Sure enough, I'm old.
Finally, a group photo was taken, and a large number of people gathered together with a lot of smiles.
Li Huaiyu probably drank some wine, and felt that he was handsome in the C position, so his brain twitched, and he posted the photo on Weibo, which had been out of business for a long time.
Now his Weibo name has been changed from the awesome [WD Yu] to the crepe [Chinese Academy of Sciences-Professor Li Huaiyu].
Being a fan of Li Huaiyu really requires courage and patience.
Fans are obsessed with his strength and appearance, waiting for him to be released from prison, thinking that he will be a professional coach or data analyst or something.
As a result, he went to become a professor .... It is still the most powerful Chinese Academy of Sciences in the country.
The mood of the fans is like an X dog.
Not only that, the Chinese Academy of Social Sciences took a fancy to Li Huaiyu's super high social influence, and took the initiative to encourage him to do more Weibo business and post more things that are conducive to the development of the Academy of Social Sciences, social education, and culture.
So, Li Huaiyu's Weibo daily:
[Chinese Academy of Sciences-Professor Li Huaiyu]: "Newly written, "The Development of Oracle and the Origin of Art". The link is as follows↓↓"
[Chinese Academy of Sciences-Professor Li Huaiyu]: "Today I read "Wenxin Carving Dragon", the notes are as follows↓ [Figure 1234]"
[Chinese Academy of Sciences-Professor Li Huaiyu]: "This book is recommended for doctors of literature. ”
...
Forced to switch from esports fans to fans of literature: o(╥_╥)o
It's hard to be a fan!!
In the end, Weibo left only some old fans who did not forget their original intentions and worked hard to start a business, and there were more new fans of graduate students, doctoral students, and liberal arts students from major liberal arts colleges.
Today, after many years, Li Huaiyu finally posted a group photo of the WD team.
For a time, countless people's youthful memories were awakened. Everyone has been young, everyone has been enthusiastic, and now the fans of the original WD team have grown up, married, and have their own careers, and their entertainment time is tied up by daily tediousness.
Now, a photo of Umagami, a dusty memory awakens.
"Happy birthday Ujin!!! I'm number one! Like me, I write summer vacation homework live! ”
"Boom!! My Youth!! ”
"N, Mr. Koyama, silence...."
"I graduated from junior high school when I was a fan of WD, and it's been almost ten years, and I'm crying."
"I just came, isn't this a literature professor's Weibo?"
"Upstairs you Baidu WD! Needless to say, it's a legend! ”k
"I support my son playing esports because of WD!! Cry cry cry!! ”
...
Li Huaiyu glanced at the Weibo comments and smiled faintly.
Pretty good.
At night, the garden comes alive. Mahjong mahjong playing, barbecue barbecue, drinking wine, blowing wind, a bunch of people are lively and happy.
Li Huaiyu and Silent and Yu Dongchen were drinking.
This is a treasure red wine, the alcohol content is quite high, but the wine flavor is not so strong. Li Huaiyu didn't know what he was thinking, maybe he wanted to verify something, so he plucked Yu Dongchen's big wine jar, and the two joined forces to get drunk with the silence that seemed to be as stable as Mount Tai.
The silence was for the sake of his birthday star, and he drank wine that was not too strong.
Mr. Shan's mahjong game was over, and when he hurried over, the silence was already drunk.
Mr. Shan was startled, and supported Shen who was shaking: ", how much did you drink for silence, little plum?" ”
Although the silence was drunk, his hearing did not fade, and he stretched out three fingers: "Three... Three mouthfuls. ”
Yu Dongchen added with a big grin: "Three cups, three cups, not much." ”
Li Huaiyu mended the knife: "Three bottles." Rest assured, red wine, good for the body. ”
Even if he was silent, in front of the three bottles of high-count red wine, he had to get drunk. Shan always grinds his teeth, do you look silent and unpleasant!
"Back... Get back. Silence was crooked on Mr. Shan.
Mr. Shan held on to the unsteady silence: "Okay, okay, let's go back and rest." Xiao Lizi, you wait, wait for me to be silent and silent, I won't come back to get you drunk, and the master is not surnamed Yang! ”
Li Huaiyu sighed, didn't take it seriously.
He didn't believe that the mountain would always come back.
Silent drank too much wine, grabbed Mr. Shan's clothes, and muttered in a low voice: "Mine." ”
Mr. Shan pursed his lips and smiled: "Okay, okay, don't make trouble, I'll take you back to sleep." ”
The tone is like coaxing a child.
Li Huaiyu tilted his head, looked at the back of Mr. Shan and left silently, and shook his head lightly: "I really don't understand them." ”
I always thought that Silence was the one who took care of Mr. Shan.
Looking at it now, Mr. Shan can actually take care of silence.
Yu Dongchen took a big sip of wine: "What don't you understand, the two of them are in love, Lao Tzu is so envious!" My family works overtime every day! Lao Tzu's peerless golden gun has no place to use, woo woo~"
The corners of Li Huaiyu's mouth pressed, while listening to Yu Dongchen's complaining husband's complaints, while watching the back of the blades of grass swaying and the mountain always supporting him to leave in silence, he actually felt quite loving.
In the past, when he was in the WD team, he didn't like to see a strong evil wind in the team. E-sports is a men's game, and there are more men... It's easy to get into accidents. Li Huaiyu is too lazy to count how many same-sex couples he knows.
At first, he thought it was quite strange, and even a little bit of a desire to watch the excitement.
He feels that love is the cheapest and most perishable thing in the world. The love between men and women is still maintained by a child; What about same-sex relationships? There is no maintenance, no law, no crystallization, no future, and even biologically it is a dead end.
However, the mountain always silenced them, why has it not changed.
Even, even better.
is so good that Li Huaiyu feels "very good".
Li Huaiyu took a sip of red wine and tasted it carefully, suppressing this complex and novel emotion.
He didn't dare to drink too much.
One to hurt the body.
Secondly... He didn't want to lose his temper after drinking and make a "Counting Ducks" that damaged his image.
Just a shallow taste, slightly drunk.
Chu Xiaoxi took two strings of fragrant barbecue and handed them to Li Huaiyu, showing a big smile: "Oh, let's eat, birthday." ”
Li Huaiyu glanced at Chu Xiaoxi, the wine was up, the corners of his mouth opened, and he wanted to ask, Chu Xiaoxi, how have you been doing all these years?
But he didn't ask.
With Lu Zuoyu here, Chu Xiaoxi must be doing well. Such a cute, kind and special girl deserves to be happy for a lifetime, which he will never be able to compare to Lu Zuoyu.
"It's delicious." Li Huaiyu could only taste the barbecue, and his tone was as ordinary as possible.
Chu Xiaoxi patiently told him again, saying that he should pay attention to his daily routine, and said that he should not be angry with Xiao Mo, Xiao Mo is also for his good, and his tone is quite like being Li Huaiyu's mother.
Li Huaiyu nodded, it was regarded as a promise, and subconsciously drank two more sips of spirits.
The wine entered the bowels and turned into tears.
He knew that his relationship with Chu Xiaoxi, before and from now on, was limited to [friends].
Li Huaiyu didn't drink very well.
He didn't drink much, less than half a bottle. But listening to Chu Xiaoxi's words, he had the urge to drink to mourn some things that had passed, and accidentally dried a whole bottle, and Chu Xiaoxi didn't even have time to stop it.
Then, without the need for Mr. Shan to come back to take revenge, Li Huaiyu, who was thirty years old, was drunk.
Drunk.
This time, instead of singing and counting ducks stupidly, he dragged Yu Dongchen's arm and drew a pattern in the air, saying Do you know what oracle bone inscription this is? What? I don't know, your Chinese is taught by a PE teacher? How stupid!
Yu Dongchen, who had a particularly good amount of alcohol, received a 10,000-point critical hit.
Yu Dongchen raised his voice and began to call: "it!" Xiao Mo! The surname is Mo, your little plum is drunk!! Hurry up and clean up! ”