Chapter 113: The First Day of School Life, Teacher Chen's Chinese Kung Fu

Early in the morning, the young man Narusuke Tsukino was still a little weak after waking up, and today he still had to rest for a day to recover his body.

In the story tampered with by Minako-sensei, Chen Xihao became the big hero who rescued the boy and the beautiful teacher from the cultists, which made the young Narusuke very grateful.

"Minako, don't forget about my sister! This is what you yourself boasted about last night, how efficient are you in Yin Yang Liao? ”

Chen Xihao opened his hands and stood in place, letting Minako float in front of the mirror, arranging his clothes and tie,

"Don't talk nonsense, stand up straight! I called at 6 a.m. and someone brought you clothes before 7 a.m., do you think my people aren't efficient enough to do things? ”

Minako pushed the bow tie upwards fiercely, and Chen Xihao, who was strangled, rolled his eyes.

However, Minako was right in this point, as soon as she finished calling early in the morning, her people sent several neat suits, which were the most fitting of them, and I don't know where her subordinates got the clothes, because at this time, most of the shopping malls are not open.

"Besides, you saw it next to me last night when I was using divination. She's in a good situation now, don't worry, take care of the students in the school for me, and I'll take care of finding someone. ”

Minako Kamo is worthy of the world of this generation of onmyoji, last night Chen Xihao just told her about Sen Xue's birthday, Minako showed the onmyoji's "Shushu" (similar to easy learning), not only measured Sen Xue's height, weight, approximate appearance, but also obtained a total of three trigrams through divination, the first hexagram is Sen Xue's current position "the land of sunset, the other side", the second hexagram is Sen Xue's current situation "Heaven and man are accompanied, unspeakably expensive", the third hexagram is Chen Xihao and Sen Xue's reunion date "Yin and Yang are far apart, There is a time for each other".

The three hexagrams are easy to understand, and after reading the first two hexagrams, Chen Xihao knew that Sen Xue was still in the underworld and hell, and there were people around him. As for who this celestial being is? But Chen Xihao was a little confused, the first character that came to his mind was the old man with a face full of orange peel wrinkles and a smile as ugly as a night owl...... Quickly shook his head and threw away this idea, Chen Xihao would rather Sen Xue contact Meng Po or the Yama Demon King, and didn't want Sen Xue to have too much contact with that old guy, the old guy who only recognizes money, in case he sells the simple Sen Xue one day, maybe Sen Xue is still helping him count the money.

If Chen Xihao's thoughts were known to Charon, Charon would definitely rub him into a ball, and then throw him into the River Styx and never be reborn.

It's no wonder that Chen Xihao thinks that Charon's character is inferior, from the details of the characters given by the system, Charon does not have any hobbies except money, plus Chen Xihao's 100 points in exchange for a big nugget of +1 favorability, which made Chen Xihao's heart a little hurt, and consciously planned Charon as a category that cannot be deeply acquainted.

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At 7:30 a.m., Chen Xihao was sent to Tongshou Middle School by Minako's driver, and came to the principal's office with Minako's letter of recommendation in his hand.

The principal was very polite to Chen Xihao after seeing the letter of recommendation, and his attitude was even a little flattering, which made Chen Xihao feel very surprised. Even the education sector can reach into the tentacles? If this is really the case, Chen Xihao is a little more sure that they can find Sen Xue.

The formalities were completed quickly, and the class he taught was Class C of the second grade of junior high school, with a total of 31 students.

However, from the moment Chen Xihao pushed open the door and walked into the classroom, he understood why the principal was so kind to him......

The corners of Chen Xihao's eyes were twitching rapidly, and he felt that he might be yin by Minako again this time......

In the classroom in front of me, there was a lot of noise, confetti was flying all over the sky, some were playing games with mobile phones, some were chasing each other with brooms, some were sitting on the table chewing bubble gum and applying nail polish, and the most exaggerated thing was that there were two students, a man and a woman, who were kissing as if no one was in the last row of the classroom......

Taking a few deep breaths, Chen Xihao controlled his emotions and did not burst the ghost ring in his hand in anger.

"Hey! Hello everyone! I am your new homeroom teacher and Chinese teacher! ”

"My name is Chen Xihao!"

Picking up the chalk, Chen Xihao quickly wrote his name on the blackboard.

"Wow? The teacher from the mysterious China, applause, everyone give him a round of applause~"

A boy with dyed yellow hair whistled and greeted the class in a ruffian.

It seems that in response to his status in the class, there was finally some sparse applause in the class,

Many students who were running around finally sat down one after another, although the sitting posture was still crooked, but this attitude made Chen Xihao very satisfied, and he really felt like a teacher.

"Excuse me, this teacher from China, do you know kung fu?" (The Japanese, like the Americans, believe that five out of ten Chinese know kung fu.) )

At this time, a chubby boy sitting in the first row raised his hand and asked.

"Kung Fu? Not very good at ......"

Chen Xihao hesitated, shook his head, and added in his heart, but I can easily slaughter people who know kung fu.

"Teacher, are you rich??" (China's prosperity has led to the impression of the Chinese in the world, and the Chinese are known abroad as the new Jews.) )

"This, I, I don't have any money......"

Poked in the sore spot of his heart by this student, Chen Xihao's face was depressed, he remembered Minako's seaside villa at the moment, and the Toyota Century that sent him to school, that little girl, is really rich.

"Teacher, can you memorize Tang poems?"

"Oh! I will do this!! ”

Chen Xihao came to the spirit, he rolled up his sleeves, and finally could show the real technology!!

"Teacher, could you please carry it back and go into the bar?" Explain Li Bai's poem again, what kind of poetry does it belong to? There is also its meaning, the previous Chinese teacher left after talking about this lesson. ”

"Pong!"

The girl who was chewing bubble gum in her mouth blew a bubble and spoke slowly.

"Will, will enter the wine ......"

Chen Xihao was stunned again, and asked a science graduate to carry the general into wine, isn't it difficult for a strong man, but also to say its type and meaning? Hell knows!

I'm only on my first day, do I want to be cool?

"Ha, haha, this classmate, each teacher's teaching content and methods are different. I'm going to meet you for the first time today, otherwise, I'd better show you Chinese kung fu first......"

Chen Xihao smiled awkwardly, put aside the matter of entering the wine, and cleverly moved to another topic.

"Wow~ Really?"

"Teacher, is it real Chinese kung fu?"

"Bang, click~~"

There was a sound of desks, chairs and benches moving in the classroom, and all the students sat up straight in an instant, looking at Chen Xihao with burning eyes, and even the two boys and girls in the last row who were still polite looked at the podium with a straight face.

"Wait a minute, students, I'm going to find a few props first......"

Chen Xihao hurriedly ran out of the classroom, which attracted an enthusiastic discussion from the students in the class, and everyone was full of interest and expectation for the new teacher at the moment.

A minute later, Chen Xihao walked into the classroom with four bricks in his hand.

"Students, what I'm about to show you is the legendary Shaolin master, Mighty King Kong!"

"Let's look at my hand, this is a brick of real value, come, the students in the front row touch it......"

"Attention! Again, special emphasis, non-professionals, do not imitate! ”

Chen Xihao stacked the bricks together, laid them flat on the podium, and gathered his right hand slightly, according to his estimates, about 5% of the demonic power on the ghost ring can break these bricks, and when testing last night, as long as more than 10% of the power is not released, the palm will not be alienated into a ghost hand, and it will not look shocking.

"Drink~~~"

"Hah!!"

"Smack...... Crackling......"

After Chen Xihao slapped it down, even he was dumbfounded, the bricks were broken, and these broken bricks were lying quietly in a pile of broken wood chips.

But the tall and solemn wooden podium was also slapped into a pile of residue by him......