The Führer's Wrath Math Is Too Hard

Führer: played by Chen Xiaofan

German officers during World War II were busy

And our head of state is also in the General Command, fighting on the front line.

Today's atmosphere is very different, and everyone's mood is heavier, because the math scores are out.

Person A: How tall did you calculate Venus to be?

Figure B: 185cm

Figure C: 162cm

Character A: There is a big difference between your two answers, forget it

Person D: I calculated that it was 175cm

Character A: If you're right, I'll eat live! If you stop talking, you won't pass your math grades! Every math homework is copied from me!

Person D: ......

Character D: Do you know that I'm pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger? Believe me, this question will definitely choose B! I think I'm going to do well this time!

Character A: There are three major illusions in life, I can do it, I can fight back, I won't die! And do you think I'm going to believe your nonsense?

Character D left angrily, leaving behind a cruel sentence: Let's see!

Character S vs. D:, I believe you are a ghost, you are a bad old man!

And our character mastermind, Führer Aldolf Hitfan (played by Chen Xiaofan), is listening to his adviser analyze this math exam for himself!

Staff Officer: "Multiple choice questions, there are eight questions that are blind, and three questions are blank each for fill-in-the-blank questions and big questions, if I'm not mistaken, you've skipped all of these big questions." ”

Aldolf Hitfan: "Don't worry about the details, just tell me how many points I can score!" ”

His staff officers suddenly sweated with fright

In front of them was the Führer

And the Führer's math results have been miserable

But it can't help but say

The staff officer stiffened his head and said, "Your Excellency..... Fraction..... He, he shouldn't be able to pass 60! That's not possible, but don't worry, 55 points are still possible! ”

The Führer's hands trembled suddenly, he took off his glasses, and said to the entire staff in a deep voice: "Among you, people with scores of more than 60, 70, 80, 90, and even more than 100 have all gotten out of the General Staff, we are not people of the same world!" ”

Huhula, out of a large number of people, only left, the Führer, and his three staff officers! And a couple of generals!

After seeing the people leave, the Führer was furious: "I am so angry that I want to spray feces!" I want to spray feces on the head of the questioner! ”

"This week, I stayed up late every day to brush up on math problems, and the dark circles under my eyes were the same as those of pandas, but after I got the questions, I couldn't understand any of the questions! After walking out of the examination room, my mood flew like a piece of shit! ”

The physical staff officer corrected at this time: "Your Excellency, shit can't fly!" ”

Führer: "My mood is like you're flying over, it's all right!" ”

The physics staff officer was full of question marks: "I can't fly either!?" ”

Führer: "If you talk back to me again, I'll feed you a ton of!" I'm! ”

Physics Staff: I can't fly in the first place?!! But he won't say it.

"You guys don't do well in math, and you get together all day, so you know how to do Billy !! together"

Billy:......

"Can't you just learn from me? Do you know how I've spent the past three years? ”

"It's really fun to play with Blue Moon, and before the college entrance examination, I also took all my equipment to feed Stalin!"

"I think I didn't travel thousands of miles to study in the Holy Country, and before I came, someone said that the Holy Country is so good!!"

"But as a result, I was faced with this every day??? This full class of cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods are all monsters, and they learn nine subjects every day, and they can still achieve full scores? I survive in the cracks every day?!!! Did you know! ”

"It's against him! I believe he's a ghost! That bad old man is bad! If only I meet him again next time! I just pressed him to the ground and rubbed him, and those who made the question deserved to be biu by 70,000 people! ”

As if to vent his anger, the Führer said calmly: "Listen, in the next exam, if anyone fails, he will commit suicide or behead the public, I'm not joking, because the next two exams are very important......"

……

After Lin Miaomiao saw it, she looked at Chen Fan dumbfounded: "Master, you are simply a talent!" ”

Because Chen Fan also wrote a lot of similar scripts next

The Führer's Wrath Summer Vacation homework is too much

I haven't finished my homework before school starts

How to use chemistry, biology to kill Stalin

Analyze the battlefield perfectly with mathematics

Political struggle in the shadows

……

Military, political, mathematical...... and more than a dozen university disciplines, and they are all funny!

Lin Miaomiao felt that her stomach hurt from laughing

However, there is also "The Wandering Earth"

Introduction: If the solar system of the earth becomes harsh and unsuitable for human existence, and human beings decide to send the earth to the nearest other solar system, what will happen to the situation and what will happen to the geography of the earth, all with cartoons to tell you!

Without looking, there must be a lot of geographical knowledge included.

After that, there is also the language "Xiucai Rushing Adventure"

It contains the knowledge contained in the poor and sour talents, and when they go out in a hurry.

In ancient times, Xiucai's family was poor, and there were only soybeans left at home, so he exchanged beans for some tofu and brought them with him.

But if it's broken, you have to eat it, and there's nothing else to eat.

So stinky tofu was born

Xiucai rushed to take the exam all the way and introduced all the way, which contains a lot of knowledge, including classical Chinese, ancient poems and the like, and even the stories behind these things.

Creativity can reach ten stars directly

Lin Miaomiao continued to watch

She was stunned

Countless good ideas, all on paper

English "I Took My Dad to Study Abroad", Politics "The Twelve Hours of Shi Chang"......

Lin Miaomiao feels that Chen Fan is simply a god, each one is full of creativity, and it can be used as a classic work that has been serialized for several years.

The content of these things is not only closely related to the textbook, but if the scenes used are drawn, they can be filmed into videos!

In the end, Lin Miaomiao only had one feeling, imaginative, unbelievable, and reasonable.

In fact, Lin Miaomiao really thought right, Chen Fan just wanted to take advantage of the convenience of turning these classic scripts into educational materials in later generations, and take this opportunity to grasp the big IPs of later generations in his hands, after all, the book is published, even if there is a patent, there is no professional place on the Internet for Chen Fan to apply for a patent.

What I patented, this thing is mine.

There is no such place!

In reality, 4G has not yet come out, and Chen Fan is not allowed to develop the film industry on a large scale.

The current national purchasing power is not good in Chen Fan's view.

We'll have to wait a few years

As soon as 4G came out in the previous life, the film and television era came, and the box office casually exceeded 500 million.

Now 8,900 million is considered high.

It is impossible for Chen Fan to kill chickens and take eggs, so he can only hold the future things in his hands in a different way.

In the words of a previous life, this is called investing in IP.

Now some people may not know the specific meaning of IP

Let me give you a little bit of a popularity

IP is an abbreviation for Intellectual Property

Pan-entertainment refers to the multi-field symbiosis based on the Internet and mobile Internet to create a fan economy of star IP, the core of which is IP, which can be a story, a character or any other thing that a large number of users love.

Plainly

It's a novel or something with content, adapted into games, TV series, movies, anime, and a series of peripheral spin-off industries!

Maximize the benefits

Chen Fan naturally would not give up such a big cake

At the heart of this is the novel

However, the current starting point novel does not belong to the penguin yet

Rather, it belongs to Dasheng literature

The time when the penguins actually belonged to them should be on January 5, 2015

Once reborn, Chen Fan will not force himself to write a novel

After all, where are those classics!

Whoever should write it will write it, the poor will write their own novels, and the rich will of course buy them!