Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Biggest Liar the NBA Has Ever Seen
To be honest, what Lao Fu hates most now is the NBA's suspension and substitution system, for your sister, hurry up and return Ginobili to me, and let me play it quickly. 3 fouls in the second quarter, just 5 minutes, you let him go down to rest, only 4 fouls and you don't let him play? Popovich: Are you human?
In Lao Fu's heart, anyone who hinders him from completing his task is not a person. According to his thinking, Ginobili should have left the game with six fouls in the first minute. Or this game will be played until Ginobili has 6 fouls and left the game. In the heart of a slut, anything that is not good for him is a slut, and Lao Fu is such a slut. Seeing that Ginobili had no choice but to rest, why didn't he think about who Ginobili was because of him, wasn't it because he was afraid of touching porcelain?
Ginobili was replaced by veteran Finley, the Spurs were not surprised, and the outside line transferred the ball to Duncan again and again, and stayed on Gerard Wallace's head, showing the various basic skills of the power forward to the fullest:
Dribble back and play, ball in! Wallace as a backdrop.
Wipe the board in the middle distance, the ball goes in! Wallace and Okafor send the ball in.
Hit hard inside, the ball goes in! Wallace continues to serve as a backdrop.
Hook the free throw line, the ball goes in! Wallace still serves as a backdrop.
After blocking and dismantling, the high position responded, the mid-range shot, the ball scored, and the Bobcats were used as the background board.
Grabbed the rebound and made a basket and was fouled, free throw, and the ball didn't go in.
Duncan seems to be telling the Bobcats, do what I do, you're the best power forward in NBA history, there's no one.
At the end of the third quarter, Duncan unknowingly scored 30 points, 21 rebounds, and 7 blocks, and the 33-year-old No. 21 rookie was in a mess. It doesn't matter if it's one person, two people, or the whole team defending Duncan. At the most ridiculous time, Lao Fu jumped over to help defend Duncan, bumping, pinching, scratching, and even squeaking Duncan, which was useless, Duncan caught the ball like a machine, and then raged the basket.
In the end, Ginobili was not beaten down by Lao Fu, and Lao Fu was almost beaten down. He had 3 fouls on Duncan in one quarter, and there was no way to make this guy too good.
The audience cheered for Duncan's performance, but they weren't too surprised, for the past 10 years, they've seen a performance like this in almost every home game. The Bobcats were very frustrated, the animal was too fierce, except for the free throws were not very accurate, as if nothing else could stop him, in the last 4 minutes of the third quarter, Larry Brown in order not to let Duncan continue to score, directly used the chopping Deng tactic, replaced by Dio almost left the court, he fouled Duncan can't pull Duncan, played a high stunned fast attack, held the ball himself, faced Dio's defense, stupid directly came to the ball and passed the ball, threw the ball to the rebound and prepared to fly directly dunk, Dio was annoyed and embarrassed and dragged the stunned down. The referee blew a malicious foul, but fortunately Dior made a protective move, which was a hug, not a fall, otherwise it would not have been two free throws and one throw, but a direct penalty on the field.
The Bobcats thought that the Flying Devil was back today, but only Lao Fu saw that Duncan activated the skill.
Shi Fo: Duncan's greatly improved shooting, blocking, rebounding, defense, and mid-range shooting abilities depend on the mood, and the calmer the mood, the greater the increase, up to 50%
Rookie No. 21: The years are urging people to get old, but they can't take away the Buddha, Duncan ignores the decline in physical strength, ball skills and other non-injury factors brought about by age, and maintains a stable state in his career all his life.
Contemporary Comedian: Duncan is so charming when he laughs, as long as he dares to laugh, he will be sent out when he activates the Stone Buddha skill.
Lao Fu was also speechless when he saw Duncan's skills, no wonder in his career in addition to injuries, he has played games for 19 years, and there has not been any season with ups and downs, of course, at most, there are two states of normal Duncan and Shi Fo, normal Duncan is the regular season, and Shi Fo usually only appears in the finals. And this thing does not decrease with age, theoretically, he can fight until death. There was once a joke that when Duncan fooled James for the first time that the future was you, James was full of hope that he would live up to the expectations of his predecessors. When fooling James for the second time, Lao Zhan was a little angry and said that he already had three, and you were almost four, is it interesting to say this? Then decades have passed, Curry, James, and Durant's grandchildren have all played in the NBA, and the white-haired Duncan still touched the heads of the juniors and said, children, the future is yours! Who are you fooling? You said that when my grandfather was playing, you said the same when my father retired, and now that I'm about to retire, you still say that!
As a result, Duncan has been hailed as the biggest liar the NBA has ever seen.
Now, the crook's team is 17 points ahead of the slut's team, 82-65. Lao Fu scored 3 points in this quarter, made 1 of 7 shots, and scored a total of 28 points in the third quarter.
According to the general law, if the Spurs are 17 points behind, the basic game will be hopeless, so it is better to wash and sleep first and prepare for the next game.
But the old payment can't be good, you're so happy, what should I do? If the task is not completed, I will have to become a women's clothing boss in the next game, and people really think he is gay. This Nima endured it at the home of the Bobcats, and the next one went to Los Angeles, Hollywood, it is said that there is a small alley at the foot of Hollywood Mountain, which is dedicated to making the kind of small movies that one or two people can participate in. In the future, I don't have to worry about the film appointment, but even if I act, I have to be far away from goddesses like Zu Xian and Zhu Yin. At the break in the third quarter, Lao Fu clearly told Larry Brown not to replace himself, he hasn't given up yet, coach I want to play basketball, and when the skills are over, we can still save it.
Seeing that the Spurs replaced the dumbfounded, Parker, Finley and others were left to stall for time, intending to grind the Bobcats to death.
Lao Fu opened the fourth quarter with the second lineup of the Bobcats to chase points, he knew that he didn't have much time, if he couldn't score quickly in a short period of time and close the score, he would basically be grinded to death. Spurs won't be replaced by Ginobili either, and this game will also be lost. When the time comes, it will really be empty of people and money!
Lao Fu gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and asked the system
"Tie Hanhan, do you support small loans?"
"What do you say, watchdog?"
"Small loan, that's the one I advance a certain skill to you in advance, I promise that after the end of this game, do a task, you will give me a loan, and then you will do a task, and I will guarantee that there is a loan and repayment!"
“…… Watchdog, what are you going to borrow, no, which skill are you going to take? You can think about it, Jordan's skills are going to scare Thanos. ”
"Seriously, give me Klay Thompson's three-point skills." Lao Fu was disgusted by his three-point skills, he had to shoot 3 points, and he couldn't do it with a big vacancy in front of him, he had to have someone in front of him, but the three-point shooting rate was low, mainly because the feel was too poor and outrageous.
"Deal, watchdog! You wait to accept the sanctions after this competition! ”
Lao Fu felt a light coming down, and Klay Thompson's divine vision was lit up, but he was saddled with a loan, and if he couldn't win, he would lose a lot of money.