Physics, is a sacred discipline that can take you to heaven or just your head.

"You Shang, physics class is so boring, it's so troublesome to listen to class, it's better to dance than to listen to class." Gu Zhi pressed the physics textbook to his face.

You Shang: '......' learning ing.

"You Shang, let's read the novel, I think the recent "I'm Really Just an Anomalous Ability Experimenter" is good."

"You Shang, let's come and read the comics."

"You Shang, the latest issue of "Yilin", this joke is quite funny, can you see it?"

"Please be quiet, students below! Please observe classroom discipline and ensure that the classroom is quiet. Zhang Hong, the physics teacher on the stage, spoke. Although he didn't stare at a certain classmate, the meaning of warning someone was self-evident.

"Shhh Gu Zhi's head twisted slightly to the right at a slight angle, and he gestured softly to remind You Shang.

That's why I didn't speak at all! There is also a bald head talking about whom, don't you have a little pressure in your heart!

You Shang exerted his good qi cultivation skills, and still concentrated on the questions.

Zhang Hong, also known as Zhang Bald, this is not nonsense, this is a very funny way to talk, his face must be ...... by God stepped on it, and the facial features on his big head were shrunk together, like a character in a funny comic...... Indulge in silky smoothness, in short, very light.

Of course, you can also ask him to have a bald face and be happy. That being said, he is still very serious in class.

Gu Zhi suddenly received a small note from the front table, and after reading it, he looked at Zhang Bald again, raised his eyebrows, and a wicked smile appeared on his face.

"Hey, You Shang, look at this." Gu Zhi maintained a good style and stuffed the note to You Shang while looking at the podium.

You Shang opened it with a puzzled face, and also looked at Teacher Zhang Hong standing on the podium, and then smiled.

Seeing You Shang also laughing, Gu Zhi couldn't help but continue to laugh wildly, and even took the note and lay on the table and convulsed and laughed, "The zipper of Zhang Bald's pants is not pulled, and the underwear is pink." ”

"Hey, pompous, sit up, he'll notice you're in trouble for a moment."

"It's okay, it's okay, let's sit in the last row, he won't notice me."

Indeed, they were located in the back left of the classroom by the window, and the teacher generally ignored them.

However, "Gu Zhi, stand up for me, I saw you passing a note just now, smiling so happily, what did you write?" ”

Gu Zhi reflexively stood up and wanted to throw the note away, but when he heard Zhang Bald mention the note just now, he couldn't help but think of the content of the note just now, "Zhang Bald's pants are not zipped, and his underwear is pink", and he almost laughed out loud.

was named in class, Gu Zhi was still a little nervous, raised his head to see Zhang Bald's expression, so as to decide which acting skills he used, and then, just glanced at each other, confirmed his eyes, and a faint blue light flashed from Gu Zhi's eyes.

A genderless voice sounded in his head: "This unlucky kid doesn't take classes seriously every day, I have to teach him a lesson today." ”

Gu Zhi's pupils suddenly shrank, as if he understood something. Could it be ......

He saw that Zhang Bald was bending his neck at ninety degrees and looking down, at this time, the familiar bell rang for the end of class, and Gu Zhiti's breath for a minute also fell with it.

I saw Zhang bald head walking out of the classroom with a black line on his face.

……

The second class is still physics.

"Why did the bald head zip close, did anyone remind him?" Gu Zhi's front table turned around and chatted with Gu Zhi.

I, I, I, that's me! Don't remind me anymore! Are you a demon?

You Shang glanced at Gu Zhi, who was already petrified, with a smile on his face, "Maybe it's the representative of the physics department, maybe he can't stand it." If he reminds him directly, then he will be finished, Zhang Bald is so face-loving, he will definitely hold a grudge, at least he will never think about desertion in physics class again. ”

Demon! You're the real devil! Shanggou, I remember you.

You Shang felt as if he had seen a white mass emerge from the corner of Gu Zhi's mouth as if he had been petrified.

Hey, are you okay? Is this the soul? You don't seem to have the out-of-body ability, don't force spoilers!

Gu Zhi felt that his face was patted, and looked at You Shang on the side, "What are you doing!" ”

"On the blackboard, it looks a bit difficult for you to do the questions."

Sizzle~~ Is it so fast? Don't you have to wait a few days to cover up the fact that you are retaliating?

With the intention of being determined to lose face, Gu Zhi went to the stage to do the question with a confused face.

"With my ingenuity, as long as I'm not nervous about this kind of question, it's fine." That's what he thought.

The fact is: this question seems to be the content of the previous lesson, and you should be able to do it after learning it, and there is nothing wrong with it, but it is ...... I didn't attend the class!

"I'm Gu Zhi, I'm panicking now, I didn't listen to the lecture how to do the questions, I waited online, I was in a hurry." Gu Zhi's eyes widened in front of the blackboard, "That's right, abnormal ability!" You can find You Shang and look at him, he will definitely do it, read his heart, and I will. Hey, hey, hey. ”

After thinking about it, Gu Zhi turned around with a smile that he was sure of everything, found You Shang's position, and then ......

Eldest brother! Why are you burying your head in the question alone? Listen to the class, brother, go to class, respect the teacher, okay!

Plan A fails, and Plan B is launched.

"Mr. Zhang, I forgot a formula just now, can I borrow your reference book and read it." Gu Zhi whispered with a shy and innocent smile.

"Oh, yes, don't look too long and make the students wait."

"Okay."

“yes！ His questions are all found in reference books, and I just need to find this question and see the answer. I'm really a witty guy. Gu Zhi thought to himself.

The fact is: Isn't it the question of this subsection? Why can't you find it?

Gu Zhi quietly glanced at Zhang Hong on the side, and saw that he was holding another reference book and reading the book for a while, looking at the inscription on the blackboard for a while, as if he was comparing something.

Gu Zhi's face suddenly had a black line.

God, kill me with a sword! I choose a dog leash!

"Hey, forget it, let's study for a while." Gu Zhi thought to himself.

"Gu Zhi, you've been there for five minutes, why don't you stand in the back and listen to the class for a while?"

"Give me two more minutes, right away." Gu Zhi's eyes were very firm, and his serious expression seemed to be a different person.

In less than two minutes, the classroom was filled with the sound of chalk writing.

You Shang, who had been immersed in half a class, glanced up at the podium, showed a natural expression, and then buried himself in the question.

Exactly two minutes, no more than one second, no less, the sound of chalk writing stopped.

"Alright. That's right. ”

"Well, Gu Zhi, go down and sit, remember not to get distracted in class."

Below.

Gu Zhi leaned back in his chair and rubbed his temples, "Sure enough, compared to being embarrassed, trouble or something can be accepted temporarily." ”

"It turns out that every position in the classroom is in the teacher's line of sight." You Shang's salty voice sounded.

Shanggou, it's heartbroken, don't bring such a play, can you not mention the flag I set up!

"Heartache!" Gu Zhi suddenly covered his heart and said.

"Huh?" You Shang, who didn't keep up with his brain circuits for a while, expressed doubts.