5. Please call me an excavator...... Male god!
Thump!
Thump!
Two people fell one after the other.
Splash two huge waves!
Zhuge vigorously raised his hand to block the splashing water droplets, and said worriedly.
"They're going to be fine, right?"
Zhang Xiao twitched the corners of his mouth fiercely, he didn't know if there would be anything.
But the curry paste falls and forget it.
Why did you take Zhang Wei down?!
It's the fifth season, and Zhang Wei is still so unlucky!
Two heads are exposed on the surface of the water.
"Ahhh Help me! I can't swim! ”
The curry paste looms in the water, splashing vigorously.
"Hmm, save me, save me!"
Zhang Wei undressed in the water, crying and shouting as he took it off.
"Why am I so unlucky? If you want to jump into the river yourself, why did you pull me up? I rented this suit! It's wet, and it's completely gone! ”
Zhang Xiao shouted.
"Lawyer Zhang, don't be stunned, hurry up and hand the foam board to the curry sauce, she is about to drown!"
Zhang Wei threw his clothes onto the shore.
"Yes, yes, Zhang Xiao, get me good clothes!"
Zhuge vigorously said to Zhang Xiao.
"Are you sure your friend can save someone?"
Zhang Xiao shook his head and took off his coat.
"Help us with our clothes, I'll go down and get the curry sauce first! Lawyer Zhang: He can swim, but not with curry sauce. ”
Zhuge vigorously saw Zhang Xiao who was plunged into the water, and shouted worriedly.
"Hey, can you do it?"
Her voice just fell.
Zhang Xiao fluttered a few times, then swam in front of Curry Sauce and grabbed Curry Sauce's arm.
"Hold me tight, I'll take you ashore!"
"Ding! Swim stat +1! ”
At this time, Zhang Xiao seems to have holy light on his body, and he is completely God!
"Wow, that's handsome!"
Zhang Xiao: "......"
at this time?
"I can tell you, don't take the opportunity to eat my tofu! I'm still a little virgin! You just hug my waist, preferably on my back, and take a little bit of the load off me. ”
The reason why Zhang Xiao said so clearly was that he was afraid that the curry sauce would be stupid and would hug his neck, he was on top, and she was below, so that he would only sink faster than she rode on herself!
But.
This girl is really heavy!
"Ding! +1 for Fitness! ”
Clear!
Even the system felt that Zhang Xiao couldn't cope with the weight of the curry sauce!
Curry Sauce nodded hurriedly and turned over on his horse!
Zhang Wei said with a meaningful smile.
"Big nephew, you came too soon! Then I'll be one step ahead of you, and we'll see you in front of you! ”
When he scooped up the curry sauce just now, he found that this girl was completely different from what he imagined, and she was sinking to death!
If I take her with me, let alone swim ashore, I will die of exhaustion in less than ten steps!
Zhang Xiao said with a smile.
"Lawyer Zhang, let's swim faster than anyone, right?"
Zhang Wei laughed.
"I'm sorry, if it were any other sport, I might really be inferior to you! But swimming, that's my forte! What's more, you're carrying such a big fat chick now, I'm ...... Ahem, ahem! ”
Forgetting that this was in the water, Zhang Wei choked on several mouthfuls of water!
Curry sauce laughs.
"Haha, let you say that I am fat, and I will be punished! Oops, hey, hey, I ......."
Halfway through laughing, he flipped off Zhang Xiao.
Now it's okay, and he sank in the water with Zhang Xiao.
"! I coo......"
Zhang Wei saw Zhang Xiao and Curry Sauce who were sinking into the water together, and smiled.
"Bye-bye!"
Zhang Weigang swam ten meters.
Zhang Xiao took the curry sauce out of the water, like a submarine, and rushed out!
"Rush! Surpass him! Come on! ”
The curry sauce was hung with aquatic plants on it, and shouted at Zhang Xiao.
Zhang Wei saw Zhang Xiao catch up.
"What? You're really comparable! ”
Zhang Xiao didn't reply, and rushed forward vigorously.
Zhang Wei tilted his head, unconvinced.
"Hey! You're still energetic, aren't you? Who to look down on! Compare to compare! ”
Thump!
Thump!
Zhuge vigorously chased after him on the shore, shouting as he ran.
"Hey, slow down, if you swim too fast at the beginning, you won't have the stamina later!"
Ten minutes later.
"Whew, whew, woo, I, I'm tired, I don't have any strength......"
Zhang Wei lay on his back in the water, humming half-dead.
Zhang Xiao held the curry sauce weakly, so that she would not sink.
"Uncle, Lawyer Zhang, why are you rushing so hard? I swam across the shore! ”
Zhang Wei said weakly.
"You, it's not like you said you want to compete! Woo, I can't imagine that my dignified legal pioneer is going to die here today......"
Zhang Xiao glanced at the curry sauce with disgust.
"It's not that she's too heavy, or ......"
The curry sauce slapped the water angrily.
"It's all this time, you still dare to say that I am heavy, you still dare to say that I am heavy!"
Zhang Wei: "...... Oops, don't hit me! It's not what I said! It's not what I said! ”
Zhang Xiao was even more speechless in his heart.
System, what about the good fitness +1?!
It's only been ten minutes of swimming, and you're bored?
Fake it!
You know, they swam at a sprint speed for ten minutes, which is more tiring than running a sprint for 5,000 meters!
"Shore,, finally see the shore!"
Zhang Xiao shouted, well, what about Zhuge Dali?
Curry Sauce shouted.
"I saw it too, and I saw a beam of light!"
Zhang Wei squinted, and his body trembled.
"I didn't just see a beam of light, I saw ...... Big grab?! ”
Here it comes!
Zhuge vigorously in the excavator, skillful control.
I dug up Zhang Xiao and the curry sauce.
The curry sauce screamed all over the audience.
If Zhang Xiao hadn't covered his ears, it is estimated that he would have bleed!
"Ahhh Phew, okay, okay......"
The curry sauce hasn't eased up yet.
Zhuge asked vigorously.
"Are you alright?"
Zhang Xiao waved his hand.
"It's okay, it's just a little empty, you can quickly dig up Zhang Wei!"
"Ding! Excavator stats +5! ”
And this property?
And +5 all at once?!
Zhuge shook the handle vigorously, intending to dig Zhang Wei up.
Outcome.
The handle is broken.
"Huh?!"
Zhuge was vigorously blinded.
How could this kind of problem arise.
The handle is broken, so naturally you can't use it!
"What's wrong? What's wrong? ”
Zhang Xiao saw that the excavator stopped all of a sudden, and asked out loud.
Zhuge said vigorously.
"The handle is broken."
Zhang Wei listened, huh?
whining in the water.
"No, it won't! How could I be unlucky? Why did the handle break as soon as it came to me?! ”
Zhang Xiao laughed.
"Haha, otherwise, Lawyer Zhang, you can soak for a while, I'll go ashore, I'll go back and get Ziqiao's ID card!"
Zhang Wei cried.
"Don't! Big nephew, you can't help me! I'll soak it for a while and it'll get moldy! ”
Zhuge vigorously looked at the uncle who had some construction in the distance.
"I'll go find them."
Zhang Xiao smiled slightly and shook his index finger vigorously at Zhuge .
"No, you don't! Actually, I can drive an excavator without a handle! ”
Three minutes later......
Zhuge vigorously looked at Zhang Wei who was lying on the ground, and then looked at Zhang Xiao who walked down from the excavator, and said in astonishment.
"How did you do that?!"