Chapter 17: What Happened to Poop? Don't you still have a fever?

Riko's words didn't wronged Kirito, and anyone who watched their elves being whipped until they fainted would think that Kirito was a shaker.

Kirito is very bitter in his heart, how did Yushu's windy and suave self become a perverted shake S?

You've all misunderstood me! I'm just because the chrysanthemum leaves and other skills are not good for the water spirits!

Kirito looked innocently at the bird beside him. The bird shuddered and took a step back.

"Okay, I'll admit, after catching it with a rattan whip, I can make the chrysanthemum grass leaf use the face flying leaf quick knife. But the author felt that that it was not enough to make up the number of words in seconds, and he asked me to do it! So you really don't blame me! Kirito knelt on the ground and said pitifully to the bird, "Bird, we're friends, aren't we?" You're not going to leave me behind, are you? ”

"Hurry up! That's what I promise you! "After all, the little bird is a child, and he can't withstand Kirito's shameless attack.

Kiri's heart is secretly cool, if you want to say that you win people's hearts, you are still very powerful!

Kirito knelt down just because it hurt too much from being stepped on by his high heels, and he pushed the boat down the river and saved the bird with a little trick. How can the beauties around you as the protagonist leave!

The god of wisdom in the original book is not a generalist, and he changes a heroine every season. Kirito won't make such a low-level mistake! I'm going to let beautiful women fill my back!

Kirito stood up, patted the dust off his legs, and turned into the sun-drenched appearance of his strategizing again.

"Ahem... I apologize for making everyone laugh because of the pain just now. Kirito has a charming smile on the corner of his mouth, very gentlemanly.

This made the four girls who had just witnessed everything very stunned.

Sakura, the eldest sister of the four Hualan sisters, quickly reacted and bowed slightly: "Where, Mr. Kirito is really different." ”

"Sister, you're polite." As soon as the words fell, Kirito pretended to remember suddenly: "Whew! Our previous bet...... Whether...... Does it count? ”

Sakura stumbled at her feet and said busily: "Count, of course count." ”

Because of the water elf, Riko hated Kiritto more and more, and said, "Hmph! It's good to get the Hualan badge, and you still want to bet! Don't give! ”

"Hey! That's not what you say, Miss Riko. To be a man is to have character, like me. Gambling, but also gambling. We don't bring anything like that! "As soon as I heard that the mini dragon was not given, Kirito didn't care about being handsome, so he didn't give in.

Lizi thrust her waist: "I'm just cheating, what's the matter?" ”

"Liko, don't be rude. Go and give the Mini Dragon's Poké Ball to Mr. Kirito! We have to be willing to gamble and lose. Sakura said unquestionably.

"But...... It took me a lot of money to ......," Riko wanted to say more, but Sakura glared at her and stopped.

Reiko reluctantly puts the mini-dragon's Poké Ball in Kirito's hand. Kirito couldn't help but grin.

"Mini Dragon! Hand! ”

Kirito couldn't wait to release the mini-dragon. Anyway, the first impression that catches the eye is that it is short! Coarse! Yellow!

Ahem...... Don't be dirty, this short is compared to the snake in the previous life, and the length is not long. This thick tweed is indeed much thicker than the snake in the previous life. Why do you say yellow? Because it's actually a flash!!

This character, there is nothing to say. Kirito wakes up laughing from a dream tonight.

But Kirito can't show it on his face! Still expressionless. opened his mouth, feeling that it was not good to say anything, and finally popped out a sentence: "Disgusting ......"

"If this thing is curled up, no one will dare to step on it!" Kirito pretended to be disgusted, took a step back and said, "It looks like a lump of poop." I don't want it, okay? ”

The mini dragon who came out to sell cuteness immediately cried when he heard this...... I'm disgusted......

The mini-dragon's heart was hit by 10,000 critical points.

Lizi next to her, her green muscles burst out. Riko, who has such a poisonous tongue, didn't dare to say this from beginning to end! Although this is also what Riko thinks, it is also her own elf!

"Where do you talk so much nonsense! I can't bear to give it to you! From today onwards, it will be your little elf, and you have to take good care of it. It wasn't long before it was born! Riko said.

"Huh...... Oh, yes! It's only been a year since he's such a big guy, right? Kirito pouted.

"You! Forget it, Miss Ben doesn't care about you, this mini dragon has only been born for a month now. If you hadn't won me, I wouldn't have given it to you! Riko hinted that she should not deal with a stranger, and gradually calmed down the anger in her heart, and said slowly.

If it weren't for the fact that this yellow mini dragon would damage the beautiful petite and noble image of my three Hualan sisters when they performed, I wouldn't have given it to you! Right? Kirito secretly slandered himself.

Those who have watched the first season of PM know the three sisters very well, and they are all narcissistic. Think of herself as a white swan and Xiaoxia as an ugly duckling.

When Kirito came, he admired and admired it, but he didn't really feel that these three sisters were any better than beautiful. Perhaps, it was well disguised in front of outsiders, but the plot of the first season of PM is still vivid in Kirito's mind.

Kirito pretended to be reluctant and said, "Okay then! I...... I reluctantly accepted it! ”

Sakura handed the droplet-like badge to Kirito: "Wow! This is the Hualan badge, congratulations on your successful challenge! ”

Kirito put away the mini dragon and badge, touched his nose, and said shyly, "It's finally time to eat." ”

Everyone was so thundered that they all stumbled under their feet and almost fell.

Kirito, who walked out of the Hualan Gym, took a deep breath. I feel that today is really in response to a classic line from the movie in my previous life, "Lady, what a few twists and turns!" "Uh...... The first two words can be omitted.

Kirito glanced at the bird beside him and said, "Let's go!" Eat and go! ”

"Hmm!" Squinting at a pair of crescent moons, the little bird looked at the slightly thin figure walking in front, and couldn't help but think, "Kirito, what kind of person are you?" ”

Get along these days. Kirito is sometimes sunny and cheerful, sometimes violent, sometimes shy and shy, and sometimes brazen. It's like a psychopath! Thinking of this, the little bird sneered and took a step.

After lunch, the two walked around Hualan City, which is known as the water capital. Kirito didn't stop looking for mega stones, but at the end of the afternoon, he didn't get anything, and only added some ingredients that were used outside.

At night, in a room in the Pokemon Center's rest area, Kirito is brainwashing the mini-dragon, oh no, it should be called a sincere teaching.

"I said what's wrong with you like poop?! A lot of people think so in their hearts, it's just that I say it. ”

"Do you think Miss Riko doesn't think so? Otherwise, how could she not allow me to refuse and hand you over to me? Right?! ”

"You think I dislike you? What are you kidding, how could I dislike you? Do I look at someone like Miss Riko who only looks at appearances? No! ”

"In the far eastern country, there is a movie superstar who is known as Xingye. When he was young, the director said, 'You look like a dog!' ’。 What about being looked down upon? Now. Xing Ye didn't succeed in the same way! The director was nothing. ”

"So, what about poop! Don't you still have a fever? From today onwards, your name is Zhou Xingxing. Stephen Star! ”

"Oh! Ask me what a movie is? Let me tell you later......"