Chapter 22: Father's Love is Full
The Houston Rockets defeated the Bobcats 112-90 at home, and in this game, some people made 6 of 7 three-pointers in a single quarter, some people hit negative angle shots, and some Maddie returned to the top and was a god in the first quarter. But none of that mattered, all the limelight was stolen by a rookie.
All major TV stations are broadcasting videos of Lao Fu picking up Atai's pants, and then Atai chasing and killing Lao Fu, and the whole network is crazy.
Watching Lao Fu flee into the players' tunnel, the audience was extremely curious and wanted to know what was going on in the locker room?
Post-match press conference.
"I just wanted to say hi to Ron, you know, the two of us hit it off." Lao Fu said seriously.
"Yes, I know he's joking with me, I'm kidding him too, everyone is fooled by us!" Atai nodded.
"Yes, yes, that's what we're talking about on the field, we just want to make the audience happy." Lao Fu continued to talk nonsense.
"That's right, the two of us are just joking, the New Year is coming, let the audience be happy." Atai also followed the.
Larry Brown and Adelman were stunned, looking at these two goods, everyone knows that Lao Fu is a slut, but you, Ron Artest, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, also betrayed the revolution? What about this nonsense? Are you stupid when we are?
The reporters below seemed to hear the voices of the two old handsomes, and nodded in unison, when we are stupid?
Of course, if you just listen to the two of them, you can fool some people, but if it weren't for Artest's swollen eyes, his face seemed to be scratched, his teeth seemed to be missing, and his mouth was like a duck when he spoke. Lao Fu's hair is missing, his face is blue and purple, and he speaks with a big tongue.
You're telling me it's a joke? What are you two fooling us for? The reporter didn't even want to ask questions, since your brothers treat us as fools, then let's all be fools together.
Reporter: Did you two do it?
Lao Fu: No, how are we doing? Next!
Hello your sister!
Reporter: Excuse me, who of you two wins?
Lao Fu: We didn't do anything, we just performed. Next!
Show your sister!
Reporter: Excuse me, are you worried about being punished for fighting?
Lao Fu: We didn't fight, how could we be punished? Next!
Load, you continue to load!
Reporter: Fu, you take off Ron's pants, do you have anything to say?
Lao Fu: I didn't mean to, I just said hello to him and fell. Ron has understood and supported. I was stunned for a second, and then I thought about it, next!
Next your sister!
Reporter: Ron, did you ever think that you would be banned?
Lao Fu: Ron didn't chase me, I said I had a toothache and stomach problems recurred, and Ron took me to the locker room to get medicine. Next!
Take medicine?
Just now I said it was a joke, and this is giving you medicine, are you blind?
Reporter: Excuse me, will you still be in the Bobcats lineup after this game?
Lao Fu: It depends on my ability. Next!
Reporter: But you're not too young!
Lao Fu: Age has nothing to do with ability, next!
Next!
Next!
……
Larry Brown, Adelman, and Artest watched Lao Fu scare reporters one after another, and although they knew that this thing was, they felt very good. These reporters are really, when have they been scolded like this, sure enough, shameless people have to be shameless people to do it. And the young man in front of him, who was foaming at the mouth and fighting with his tongue, was squirting endlessly. It wasn't until the end that the audience was quiet that Lao Fu reacted: No one asked questions anymore, right? Okay, so the press conference is over and the meeting is adjourned.
Lao Fu took up the work of the host of the press conference by the way, and in the stunned eyes of the decent host, he took Artest's hand and walked away.
Damn, what's going on?
Barkley: I'm willing to swear by my sex life that Ron must have wanted to kill Fu, but when I got into the locker room, the two of them were like one person, what the hell happened! There is definitely something wrong with the two of them!
Kenny Smith: Why do you still need to say that the rats at the Toyota Center are running around to tell each other about their fight, and I only care about how the league will punish them? Indefinite ban? I'd like to see such an interesting rookie.
BARKLEY: Let's make a bet, I'm betting David Stern won't give him a ban.
Kenny Smith: Coincidentally, I'm betting he won't be banned.
……
David Stern lit a cigarette, he hadn't smoked for a long time, but today he not only smoked, but also made an exception to drink.
That kid, why is he so tossed!
This thing is not punished, it is impossible, the alliance is blind, but the alliance is not lacking in heart, in broad daylight, Lang Lang Qiankun, you Lao Fu sneaked close to Artest, picked up someone's pants, people didn't kill you cheap, and kissed the head coach before, especially Atai sued you for molestion is light. Why can't this kid be so worry-free? But if you want to be punished, they didn't get caught and fought on the spot, they just ran and chased, and there was no monitoring in the locker room, so there was no way to prove the fight.
Adam Shaw stood in front of Stern: Boss, do you want to be punished?
Stern thought about it: give Fu and Artest a suspension for one game each, don't fight for the reason, just write, lose your manners, lose your honor in front of the fans, and don't set an example as a public figure. Pay a one-game suspension, Artest disrupted the order of the stadium and was banned for 2 games. In addition, Paul Pierce, change it to a 10-game ban.
Xiao Hua: Roger, boss!
Stern: Adam, don't you think I'm having a problem handling it?
Xiao Hua: The boss is always right, even if it is wrong, it is deliberate.
Stern:......
On the same day, the league penalty results came out, and the fans were stunned again, Lao Fu is going to replace LeBron James as David Stern's own son, and if he picks off people's pants like this, he will be banned for one game? As a victim, Atai was banned for two games, how much money did you charge?
Lao Fu once again felt full of fatherly love, and the Bobcats team, from the general manager to the ordinary players, the whole team looked at Lao Fu like a god.
Larry Brown was afraid that Lao Fu would pick up the audience's pants in the audience, so he didn't let him go to the audience to watch the game, and directly let him stay in the locker room, telling him that if he dared to take a step, he wouldn't want to play again in this life.
Lao Fu undoubtedly did not go out, and the Bobcats lost the game without any suspense. The trip to Texas lost two in a row, 10-29.