Chapter 156: Spring Festival (First Update!) )
After Christmas, Iger never asked a question about the Final Four again.
He's been busy with one thing lately.
Christmas has passed, but some people don't.
For example, international friends from their hometown in the East celebrate the Spring Festival...
"What is this?"
In the kitchen, Hermione looked at the unidentified object that Yao Minqi had created suspiciously.
"It's called dumplings." Yao Minqi triumphantly hugged her arms, and Sirius behind her was a floury face and a dog-legged smile.
Iger pouted: "Dumplings? This is clearly a bun! My waist is about to break! ”
Yao Minqi sneered, and threw Egger aside like a dead fish: "If I say it's dumplings, it's dumplings!" ”
"Deideidei, you say dei!" Egger nodded busily, and stood up with his weak little waist: "Although this dumpling is a bit big..."
Click...
"Grass, it's broken, isn't it? It must be broken, right? Egger's tears were about to burst out.
"Delusion." Yao Minqi let go of Egg's legs with an indifferent face.
"I heard you fart!" Egger's anger rose.
Yao Minqi was furious: "You just fart!" What do you hear? ”
"So... Did you hear her ass? Not far away, Youmengyu wiped the flour on his face and glanced at Egg expressionlessly.
Egger smirked: "The silent fart is the most deadly..."
Click...
"Today is twenty-nine, tomorrow is the Chinese New Year's Eve, I must let the students I bring live the original hometown year!" Yao Minqi swore and clenched her fists.
I feel like a complement...
Egger looked at the dumplings made by Yao Minqi with a sympathetic expression.
This thing shouldn't eat the dead...
To be reasonable, compared to Hermione's dumplings, Yao Minqi's appearance is already quite good.
But there is a saying in this world that is called relatively...
And only relatively...
"Obviously, every year, we make dumplings for students, am I very bad?" Yao Minqi looked at the four dislikes she had wrapped up with some loss.
"I'd suggest the house-elves come." Iger spread his hands.
"Evil slavery, stay away from me." Yao Minqi snorted.
"Actually, I'm very much in favor of house-elf slavery." Sirius muttered behind Yao Minqi, "Empathy, none of us want to be other people's slaves, do we?" ”
Phew! You stinky shameless!
What did you do with Old Kreacher? Forgot?
If it weren't for Lao Tzu, you would have died at the hands of your own house-elves sooner or later!
Egg looked at Sirius with disdain, and Sirius stood behind Yao Minqi with a blushing face and panting.
We still have to be clear about our political position, right?
"Oh, thank goodness you're all there."
The door opened, and Hagrid hurried into the kitchen: "I heard Hermione say that the little wizards of the East are also going to have a unique festival, saying that they are going to make something similar to a pie, I think you may have to help, haha, I didn't even have time to feed Louwe's dinner, are you happy?" ”
Egger: "......"
Not happy, really, not happy at all...
Harry and Ron, who were struggling to wrap dumplings, turned their heads and looked at Hermione expressionlessly.
Isn't it good to be alive?
Originally, making dumplings was enough to disturb me, okay...
Hermione lowered her head in shame, then glanced at Egg apologetically, and silently said, "I didn't ask him to help." ”
"yes, but Hagrid has always been so enthusiastic." Egger nodded with emotion: "It's okay, I think there are still people who are more accustomed to his cooking skills." ”
“Who?” Hermione looked curious.
"Dumbledore..."Egg pouted, "He said that he believed Hagrid and could even trust his life to Hagrid, now is the time to test the veracity of his words..."
Hermione: "......"
What you say... Is it the same thing?
"No, no Hagrid," Harry hurriedly waved his hand, "this job is too delicate, your fingers may not fit." ”
"Oh, that's okay, I can pack a bigger one." Hagrid patted his chest with an oath.
Ron shrugged, "Damage doubled..."
Iger clapped his hands: "We can do this!" ”
As he spoke, the dumpling skin on the table flew up automatically, and the spoon scooped up a spoonful of meat filling and wrapped it in, and a dumpling was formed.
Yao Minqi snorted: "The dumplings are delicious only if they are wrapped by hand!" ”
Egger glanced at Yao Minqi's four dislikes: "You... Are you sure? ”
Click...
"Ah!!h
……
Early the next morning, Egger grinned and rubbed his aching waist to the Great Hall, which was dressed in a completely different style from the usual mysterious castle style.
Small red lanterns floated high above the auditorium, and the sky above the auditorium was clear.
The twins were attracting the attention of a group of people, crackling with fireworks, small fiery red firecrackers crackling in the auditorium, but Professor McGonagall in the teacher's seat didn't seem to see it, the older cat lady was wearing a red robe, and was happily talking to Yao Minqi next to her.
It seems that the whole school has an exotic festival for the first time, and a large number of cat girls are too lazy to bother with the twins.
"Happy New Year, Egger." Harry clenched his fists and looked at Iger smiling in a stiff Chinese mouth.
"New United Good..."Ron seemed to have a big tongue
Ai Gele looked at the two of them and arched his hands: "Happy New Year, Happy New Year." ”
"How do you speak Chinese so well?" Harry looked at Egg enviously.
"Don't forget, I spent a month in China before." Egg grinned, muttering inwardly.
And twenty years from the previous life...
"Is Chinese so simple? Can you learn it in a month? Harry looked curiously at Yu Mengyu.
Youmengyu turned her head expressionlessly.
Hehe...
One month?
Enough to learn pinyin...
I want to learn how to speak the red carp and the green carp and the donkey, or the eight hundred pacesetters running to the north slope, or the dialect that is a little more out of the way... If you dial the card on the road and pout this kind of language, it is estimated that you will have to get a Chinese green card for the first half of your life...
Today's breakfast has changed from the old style of grilled sausages with eggs and milk, and has all turned into wonton buns and rice porridge, and a group of students who eat it burp.
Egger was a recipe for the elves, and Iger wasn't sure if the students would like it, but it seemed like they were eating it deliciously.
At least that's the case with Crabbe and Goyle, two big fat men scrambling to swallow one bun after another.
Iger even suspected that even if he added some to the bun, the two guys would eat it without saying a word...
You even have to rob...
But Egger always thought that Goyle was okay, and that the one named Crabbe was really retarded.
Although he has been following Malfoy like a fool, he really went to the killer at a critical time.
Not to mention anything else, it was the slap on Hermione in the original book against Arvada and the reckless fire, which made Egg silently sentence him to death in his heart.
It doesn't have to be killed, but if something goes wrong, then he'll definitely be the first to be killed...
It's that unreasonable.
This is how this world is, the weak are not qualified to be reasonable...
Only the strong can be reasonable, and a big fist is the last word.
For people who are on top, they can always find a way to justify themselves, Iger doesn't like the style of big people, but that doesn't mean he won't use...
The sound of snoring sounded in his ears, and Egg turned his head to look at Ron, only to realize that there was someone next to him who could match the amount of food that Crabbe and Goyle could eat.
Ron has been growing very fast lately, and his appetite has become extraordinarily large, and those who know know that he is an adolescent, and those who don't know think that the troll bloodline is about to awaken.
"How's the breakfast going?" Egg looked at Ron curiously.
"Eun Eun is delicious." Ron nodded busily, and another meat bun went down.
Iger nodded: "It's good if you're happy." ”
"Hey guys, would you like to set off some firecrackers? We found that this thing is no worse than fireworks. Fredxing hurriedly walked over with a pile of firecrackers.
"I'll come, I'll come." Ron blurred what was in his mouth and grabbed a firecracker.
Seeing Ron grab the firecracker, a gleam flashed in the twins' eyes.
Although the two of them were already trying their best to hide it, the excitement was still very keenly captured by Egg.
Silently holding up a transparent shield in front of him, Iger looked at Ron with a blank face.
"It's okay to light a fire and throw it out, right?" Ron asked, looking at the twins.
"Ah, that's right, you can also put it in one place, light a fire and run away." George said quickly.
Harry looked at the firecracker in Ron's hand and frowned slightly, although the twins took out something very interesting every time, but every time it seemed to be the two of them who suffered, he wanted to remind Ron, but there seemed to be nothing wrong with looking at the firecracker, the twins just put it in such red.
The only difference may be that the kanji above are a little different.
But there should be no problem, the gunpowder twist of that firecracker is very long, and it looks safe.
Harry didn't notice that Yu Mengyu silently moved a long distance.
"Look at me." Luo Enxing hurriedly put the firecracker aside, took out his wand, and the flame of the tip of the wand spewed slightly.
Harry covered his ears and stepped back slightly, Egg's eyes narrowing slightly.
Hermione hid her head behind the book, and the little girl was not as fond of crackling things like firecrackers as fireworks, and even a little scared.
Reaching out slightly, Ron made up his mind, and the moment he clicked, he stepped away.
The young man is not stupid, knowing that the twins are not so easy to want.
Under the gaze of everyone, the throbbing flames of Ron's staff touched the gunpowder twist of the firecracker.
In an instant, boom!
The long lead didn't seem to be of much use, and the moment the flame touched the lead, a loud bang resounded throughout the auditorium, and a puff of black smoke drifted from Ron's side.
Ron blinked blankly, and turned his head to look at Egger and the others: "What happened just now?" ”
"Poof!!"
Egger suddenly took a mouthful of saliva more than a meter away, and then hugged his stomach and laughed wildly.
At this time, Ron's body in front of him was pitch black, only a pair of eyes and a mouthful of teeth were white on the entire front, and the rest of the place was completely darker than Lee Jordan.
Jordan is still black, but Ron at this time looks like a briquette.
Harry on the side was the same, it was useless to dodge, the pitch-black seemed to be imprinted on his body.
The laughter rang out instantly, Ron looked at his pitch-black body blankly, and then screamed.
"What is this? What is it? Ron looked at himself and jumped straight to his feet: "Why is it so dark?" Why did it blow up all at once? Aren't the leads very long? What the hell is going on? ”
No one answered him, everyone hugged their stomachs and smiled, and even Professor McGonagall in the faculty looked at Ron and Harry with a smile on her face.
Dumbledore looked at Ron and nodded slightly.
Ron blinked, looked at Egger and smiled helplessly.
The neat teeth were once again highlighted by the white glow of the pitch-black face, and Egger couldn't hold back, and laughed again.
Ron hurriedly wiped his face, and found that he couldn't wipe it off, so he had no choice but to drag Harry and the two out of the auditorium together, it looked like he should have gone to the bathroom...
Twenty minutes later, Ron's roar resounded throughout the floor.
"Why can't you wash it off?"