Chapter 161: Dehydration – Curse

"Perhaps, as you said, Kudo Shinichi led an inexplicable woman to you, which was indeed a misunderstanding."

"But, you have to know, Xiaolan, modern physics has a world line. Schrödinger and cats or something, world lines or something, I think you've heard of it. ”

Du Kang is not a pure technical nerd in the end, and he stays in the research institute all day long. Of course, when Miyano Shiho was there, Du Kang definitely didn't go out. And when Du Kang went out to buy drinks next to the vending machine, he would more or less hear some of the high school students gathered around the vending machine chatting.

In a sense, Japanese vending machines are also carriers of culture. It is not only a secret grandmother-style 45-degree strike machine repair method at Tokiwadai Middle School, but also a youth-oriented communication platform that breaks away from the fixed environment of coffee shops and izakayas. The students chatted around the vending machines, a sight that can only be seen in Japan.

"I've heard that lately, female high school students have been particularly popular in the game of linking the world line with love." Du Kang boasted that he had just walked out of the school gate, and he was still a student, and he was not deeply involved in the world, so he still paid attention to the topics between students.

"There was a misunderstanding of Kudo Shinichi, and naturally there will be, that time was not a misunderstanding of Kudo Shinichi. They are all Shinichi Kudo, it's just that the world line is different, so you don't need to mind. "As if he had been sanctified on the ground, he saw through everything in the world.

There's a world line of the original work.,Naturally, there will be a world line of the same people.,Of course,There's also a world line of the book.。

"But, Lan. Can you guarantee that this world line is really the world line you thought it was? ”

"You think it's a misunderstanding, but it's really a misunderstanding? What are you. We want to say that Marx believed, and we want to say that historical materialism believed. "Sorry, this one doesn't. It's all a grievance from someone who has been rude twice in graduate school.

When a person grows up, what he says may not be incomprehensible. But when a person is social, what he says is not human words.

Du Kang's words are actually still asking Xiaolan, how can you guarantee that it was really a misunderstanding. It's just that Du Kang changed his rhetoric and changed his rhetoric to a rhetoric that was not human.

The world line is a thing that is more suitable for carrying the pot than the hour.

"I believe in Shinichi." Although she didn't feel confident, Xiaolan still said so. Very strong.

It's one thing to go back and clean up Shinichi Kudo, it's another thing not to make Shinichi Kudo make a fool of it.

Du Kang originally just wanted to tease Xiaolan, but seeing Xiaolan's shy and strong appearance, he couldn't help but be fed a mouthful of rations. And it's the kind of person who thinks he throws the dog food into the sky and can't eat it anymore, and then opens his mouth and laughs, and the dog food comes back to his mouth because the Newton coffin board is still covering it for the time being.

"Sure enough, it's all the fault of the world line."

"It's all the fault of natural selection."

"Cut, high school detectives, they shouldn't exist." Du Kang, who was fed dog food by himself, said this, then looked at the policeman following him and asked, "The police officer thinks so too." ”

"I worked hard, but the credit was taken away by these high school detectives. Obviously, he is the policeman, and he is the first to arrive at the scene, but it is always because of the commander that these high school detectives are allowed to enter the scene. He is the guardian of the people, he has to write his own reports and transcripts, but these high school detectives don't even have a license. Officer, I have a way to kill without seeing blood, do you want to learn it? Curse to kill people or something, absolutely so that no one can find out. ”

"You're instigating." The police officer didn't know what to say, and felt that as a civil servant, it was better to say this.

"Cut."

"I want to know, Du Kang, your method of killing without seeing blood." Heiji Hattori is obviously very interested in Du Kang's curse to kill people, after all, detectives are always fascinated by fancy dead people.

After learning that Du Kang's main business is an unscrupulous doctor, Hattori Heiji became even more interested in Du Kang. The so-called high school detectives are the kind of people who want to challenge the more difficult they look at it.

When it comes to seeing the dead in all shapes, is there anyone more qualified than a doctor? Maybe there will be a female frequency of the author who asks the domineering to always plant a mushroom bomb for the heroine as a birthday firework, but this is just a trick to die, not a trick to die.

There are many people with big brains, such as authors, detectives, killers, special forces kings and so on. Even if there is an author with a big brain, he can rely on his own brain hole resonance to make up a pair of babies holding the umbilical cord and suffocating themselves to death. But throwing it to the doctor is just a special period of fetal hypoxia caused by the compression of the umbilical cord. You must know that in normal delivery, there is also umbilical cord compression, and vagus nerve excitation causes fetal heart rate changes to slow down.

Authors and detectives need dramatic conflicts, and the study is often tricked to death. Doctors, especially obstetricians and gynecologists, study floral death. The former is the individual and the latter is human. The scope of the former's brain supplement, to the point where the baby holds the umbilical cord, is considered to be the top, while the scope of the latter's research even includes the elimination of objects by natural selection. The former studies interesting individuals, while the latter is engaged in cold natural selection.

The former studies things that are often interesting,

For example, the protagonist of a story can ride a horse at the age of three, shoot a gun at the age of five, become the boss in his twenties, and do something that no one else can do at the age of sixty. If the protagonist runs to the city all day long to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, and then fall in love, this is too cliché. However, if the protagonist's surname is Kim, then the story is much more interesting.

In other words, if the protagonist was adopted by his master since he was a child, he was thrown to various unstable areas to perform various tasks, learned various skills, and then had the ability to take over at any time. At this time, throw him into the big city and let him escort a few little ghosts. If these little ghosts are women, then this story is a cliché urban stream. It's nothing more than all kinds of falling in love, and then being a shield and a pick-up or something. Of course, it's no problem to remake it into a TV series.

However, if these little ghosts are men, all of a sudden, they will be high. By the way, these little male ghosts, one is called Naruto Uzumaki, and the other is called Sasuke Uchiha. And the protagonist is called Yakushidou. How's that, isn't it exciting. Standing in the sight of Yakushidou, the appearance is the first climax in the Hokage - the middle ninja exam. If there were no those who engaged in fantasy (reincarnation or something), Yakushidou would be the proper protagonist.

The latter, on the other hand, is the study of silent history, the cruelty and coldness of natural selection.

"Draw a circle and curse him." Du Kang said, "Find a piece of paper, then write the name of the person you want to curse and draw a circle." ”

The coldness and cruelty of the research content did not affect Du Kang to be a comic person, or to hang a comic face for himself.

"Huh? Are you kidding me? At a time when the Internet is far from being developed, the phrase "Draw a circle and curse you" is far from being well known. Heiji Hattori was clearly questioning Du Kang's claims.

What's more, Heiji Hattori himself is a high school student, not Du Kang's kind of thirty-level magician who dares to boast of being a student when he wears a suit with Japanese characteristics that new employees must wear, and then stands in the middle of a group of students. Hattori Heiji hadn't heard of any popular among his classmates, drawing circles, cursing and killing people or anything like that.

"Isn't there any love umbrella to play in Japan?" Du Kang asked rhetorically.

The so-called love umbrella is to use a pen or knife to carve an isosceles triangle with a line that is very long and not very long, and then pull a line vertically from the top corner, and then write the boy's name on both sides of the line, and the girl's name on the other.

"Huh? Is there a relationship between this? ”

"The success rate is much higher than that of the love umbrella." Du Kang said.

"That's because people have to die. And there are always times when a person is unlucky. Therefore, the success rate is basically equal to 100%, and the success rate will be high. "Hattori Heiji is a rational thinker, and he understands what Du Kang means at once.

"Your curse kills people, it's useless."

"Naturally, there is no use for the victims. However, it can make the abuser feel more comfortable. Du Kang looked at Hattori Heiji and said. Then he turned his gaze to Xiaolan.

"Xiaolan, maybe in a certain world line, I will eat tender grass from the old cow and take you down." Du Kang said.

"Who can say for sure about the world line?!"

"All things will be judged by natural selection." Du Kang speaks of his own worldview, or a part of his own worldview.

"Can you and Kudo Shinichi go to the end and get out of the ideal Happy End? I'm curious. Of course, Du Kang did not resort to words in this sentence.

Then Du Kang turned his head to look at the police officer next to him.

"Of course, pay attention to the occasion. Especially for public figures, if they are discovered by reporters, it is good to be able to solve the problem with a chocolate bar. The problem is that those chocolate bars don't solve the problem. ”

"Chocolate bar?" Heiji Hattori didn't know why Du Kang suddenly ran to the topic of chocolate bars.

"That is, eat soft. Or eat sweet. A colloquial saying from our side. Du Kang said.

"Maybe, in a certain world line, you and Kudo Shinichi may get married." Heiji Hattori has also learned how to use World Line correctly.

"No, it's better to be Xiaolan." Du Kang said so arrogantly.

"You two." Xiaolan looked at Du Kang and Hattori Heiji, clasped her hands into fists, and there was the sound of clicking bones rubbing.