Chapter 74: I'll Buy Some Oranges
The players on both sides stood in two rows, and everyone stood on the stage for the first time, and they were inevitably nervous to the point that their legs were weak.
As a coach, Wen Yi doesn't have much pressure, of course, with her IQ, she probably doesn't know what pressure is.
took the microphone and introduced the team excitedly: "Hello everyone, we are Modu University of Finance and Economics, and we are the fattest." ”
"Hahaha, the fattest is okay."
"My roommate has cancer, and before he died, he only had one wish, and that was to have this girl's VX."
"My roommate also has cancer."
"It's bad luck to be your roommate, and so am my roommate..."
The photographer gave Wen Yi a close-up at the right time, and Lu Xiaodonkey's eyes were quick and he poked his head in front of Wen Yi.
"Hello everyone, I'm Lao Lu, Wolf Tooth Live Search Wolf Tooth Huahua, pay attention to the anchor and don't get lost, Lao Lu will take you on the highway."
At that time, the person in charge of the Fighting Shark Platform and the three commentators had black faces, and they were sent by the Wolf Tooth Platform to smash the field.
The host hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed the microphone and said, "Next, please take your positions and prepare for the game." ”
Lu Xiaodonkey also pulled behind him: "Hey, I haven't said it in a treasure shop, meat muffins and meat muffins!" ”
"Haha, who is this, so cheap, his face was beaten, it's not strange."
"I'll rub, isn't this Lao Lu, I haven't recognized it yet, what kind of shape is this."
"Lao Lu doesn't forget to advertise wherever he goes, it's rare to see such a dedicated anchor, doesn't the wolf's tooth platform give some resources?"
Even Lu Xiaodonkey's classmates from elementary school to high school recognized him while watching the live broadcast, and they gossiped in the circle of friends and classmates.
Later, I chatted with people and blew it, and lo and behold, my classmate went to play a game.
Some of the best people in the world, my classmates, my friends, my buddies.
At this time, the three commentators finally had a chance to appear, and the three of them kept talking, eager to have two more mouths.
After all, in the commentary industry, the picture is to appear on camera, and grabbing lines is a compulsory course for every qualified commentator.
It's just that coach Wen Yi never plays cards according to the routine, and the hero restraint or anything is not considered at all, which can be called a commentary nemesis.
"In the selection process, Wan'er, Xiao Ming, Dunshan, and Yao are on the list of gods, each of them is a bug-like existence, and they must not be given to their opponents."
"Shuzhong Normal took the lead in snatching the monkey, the version is very popular, and Modu Finance should take down Yu Ji."
"That's right, Yu Ji... Well, Modu Finance selected Wu Zetian and Braised Eggs. ”
Slap in the face, the three of them really don't know how to say it, the selection of Modu Finance and Economics can't see the meaning of control at all.
Forcibly explaining that it's a routine doesn't work at all.
Modu Finance lineup: mid-laner Wu Zetian, top-laner Dian Wei, jungler Luna, shooter boiled egg, auxiliary Zhong Wuyan.
The selection of people in a decent manner has no bright spots at all, and there is no difference between playing ranked in normal times.
If you have to say one, Wu Zetian is quite expensive.
Let's look at the lineup of the Shuzhong Normal School: Zhonglan Zhong Kui, Shanglan Lao Fuzi, Jungler Sun Wukong, shooter Hou Yi, and assist Donghuang Taiyi.
The five are all controlled, the kind that controls your scalp numbness, and catches one and dies another.
In this way, Modu Finance has not yet taken out Zhuang Zhou, and the commentary is about to vomit blood.
The audience also exploded.
"I'll rub it, can you play, what does this coach eat."
"Get out of the way upstairs, my daughter-in-law is also what you can evaluate? I think it's the hero pool of the players of Modu Finance is too shallow. ”
"No matter how shallow the hero pool is, can you play Zhuang Zhou? I think it's because they don't obey the command, and besides, how can you become your daughter-in-law, you stinky and shameless. ”
He didn't know what others thought, Lu Xiaodonkey took out Wu Zetian purely to show off.
At the beginning of the game, the two sides gathered in the lower river, you rub me, I rub you, and no one will take a step back.
The selection of heroes like Donghuang Taiyi is to tell you clearly, don't think about fighting the jungle safely.
But under the fire of the five people, Donghuang Taiyi couldn't take advantage, and after a wave of troops passed, everyone returned to the line.
Lu Xiaodonkey has a lot of eyes, anyway, he is close to the middle, and while throwing a few magic balls, he has not lost experience.
Zhong Kui is not a fool, he threw a hook and didn't hit the hook, so he returned to the middle lane to eat the line safely.
The old master and Dian Wei were more miserable, and they ran back to the road, and the second wave of troops came.
1v1 on the top lane, 2v2 on the bottom lane, no one suffers.
After all, compared with the boiled egg, the damage caused to the defense tower in the first three minutes of Houyi was negligible, and Shuzhong Teacher's choice of changing lines was very wise.
Lu Xiaodonkey also made an obscene stroke, and kept hiding behind the line to throw skills.
If there is no line, he will lose his trace in the middle of the road, Zhong Kui gritted his teeth and wandered down the road.
As soon as I walked to the grass layer to meet the monkey, before I could make a signal, a magic circle surged under my feet...
Zhong Kui and the monkey's obscene faces were exposed to the air, and the boiled egg and Zhong Wuyan hurriedly retreated, and at the same time, sent a rocket to Zhong Kui Lao Tie.
"Well done, little donkey."
If it weren't for this big move to open up their horizons, it is estimated that neither of them would have been able to escape.
Lu Xiaodonkey leisurely collected the monkey's wild boar and shook off the non-existent bangs: "Low-key and low-key." ”
As a mage, the most important thing is development, always thinking about catching people, can you use it in the later stage?
At the same time, there is another reason why the mage is not good at swimming, and it will be over when he encounters a jungler on the way.
And Lu Xiaodonkey doesn't have to worry about this, when he is idle, he can still harass the monkeys.
The monkey was playing Papa Blue, and two magic balls, one large and one small, flew over, and the monkey was excited and pressed the punishment in advance.
As a result, Papa Smurai still had a trace of blood left, and the monkey was knocked away by the magic ball again, and the screen was about to shatter.
Wu Zetian took Papa Sappa lightly, leaving only the monkey with a back.
"I'm going to buy a few oranges, you're right here, don't move around."
Although the Shuzhong Normal Team is in control of the whole body, it can't take advantage of the slightest advantage in the line period.
Dian Wei almost knocked out the old master's front teeth, and when they met, he knocked on his head violently, and the little Chetan expert was not joking.
Zhong Kui made countless hooks, only a few hits.
was also pushed out by the majesty of the empress Wu Zetian, and then two magic balls came over.
If it hadn't been for the quick flash, he had escaped from the range of his ultimate, and he had already been beheaded by Wu Zetian.
It's okay to go down, the support of both sides is with you, and it's peaceful for the time being.
The monkey was disrupted by Lu Xiaodonkey's rhythm, and his economic level couldn't keep up, and when he met Luna, he only had to hug his head and run away.
At the beginning of the game, the Modu Finance team had the upper hand.
didn't play the situation he wanted, as the captain, Donghuang was too anxious.
said hello to Hou Yi, flashed directly into the tower, and bit the little braised egg.