"The first trick to seduce a girl?"

Zhang Xiao pretended not to know anything and looked at the book suspiciously.

"This is Brother Ziqiao's book for me, saying that reading this kind of book is conducive to improving IQ, and it can ......."

Zhuge Dali smiled slightly and closed the book.

"I don't think this book is used to improve IQ, it's used to improve EQ!"

"Yes, I have this book in my collection, and I will return it to you after I read it!"

Zhang Xiao: "Huh?! ”

What is this operation?

What do you think this book is for?

This is a book to seduce girls, and it's not about seducing handsome guys!

Besides.

Who can be as handsome as me?!

"Dali, do you think I'm handsome?"

Zhang Xiao looked down at the big eyes that were twinkling with stars.

Who knows, Zhuge shook his head vigorously.

"Not handsome!"

Zhang Xiao: "Uh......"

Zhuge vigorously laughed.

"I'm not done yet! You're not handsome, you're the most explosive quantum in my heart! ”

What?!

What the hell?!

Can anyone translate her Mandarin for me in Chinese?

It can't be Planck again, right?

"My idol, Planck invented the quantum theory, and he said that the most beautiful thing in the world is not human beings, but quantum! Describe the thing you love the most, that is, the quantum that explodes, capable of causing ......"

Zhuge said vigorously and slowly, making Zhang Xiao's brain buzz.

"Quantum Theory +5!"

After a voice rang out.

Zhang Xiao instantly became more energetic.

Well?

I actually understood part of it!

An idea popped up in Zhang Xiao's heart, and he wanted to continue to discuss physics with Dali.

But this idea was shattered in an instant.

If only it were discussed.

Isn't that not even possible to date this time?

Zhang Xiao is planning to discuss with Dali where to go on a date.

Love apartment on the ground floor.

A tall, thin man with a hat walked in sneakily.

"Hey, hey, four, four, I'm zero, are you sure you're going to get into the sixth floor of this building?"

"That's right! She seems to be going to ......"

"I know which room it is!"

Ding dong!

Zhang Wei opened the door.

"Who are you looking for? Need legal assistance? ”

The man with the thief's eyebrows and rat-eyed approached Zhang Wei and looked at it carefully.

Zhang Wei took two steps back.

"Hey, what are you doing? I'm not just a random person! Of course, if you make a reasonable bid, everything is not non-negotiable. ”

"It's not you! You don't have that special smell of him! ”

"Huh? Who exactly are you looking for? ”

"I'm looking for someone who is pretending to be a coercive!"

"Someone who is pretending?" , Zhang Wei looked confused.

Their love apartment seems to be only funny, right?

Click.

The door to 3601 opens.

Zhang Xiao was holding a strong hand and going out.

The three of them happened to be facing each other.

"Zhao Haitang?!"

Zhuge was stunned and said in a deep voice.

"Why are you here? Are you stalking me? ”

Zhang Xiao looked at the person in front of him and said speechlessly.

"Zhao Haitang, are you a thief? Looking for Dali, he even dared to come to the door! Didn't I tell you? Dali is my girlfriend, I'm Dali's boyfriend, what do you want to do as a third party? ”

Don't look at this Zhao Haitang as a rich second generation.

But there is no temperament that the rich second generation should have!

What is arrogant, pretending, being in the limelight, and borrowing a family room......

But the characteristics that the villain rich second generation in the novel should have.

He didn't.

On the contrary, he also has a pure heart that wants to be a writer.

So.

To some extent, Zhao Haitang is actually not annoying, but is just responsible for being funny.

"Let's talk in the house~"

Five minutes later.

Zhang Xiao and Dali sat on the same sofa.

Zhao Haitang sits in the north and faces south.

Fill up a glass of water first.

"I took the liberty to say something to this big brother just now, I'm really sorry, please allow me to do it first!"

Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei stood aside.

"Yifei, do you know him?"

Hu Yifei rolled his eyes.

"He's my student, the school coquettish, oh no, merry, no, man of the hour."

Da-da-da-da.

Chen Meijia and Curry Sauce rushed in holding the bench, melon seeds, and popcorn.

"Melon seeds, bench, popcorn!"

Five people in a row.

Quietly watching the confrontation and performance of the three people on the sofa.

Damn?!

Zhang Xiao looked at the five onlookers.

"I said you guys just watched the show?"

Hu Yifei spread his hands.

"Or else?"

Zhang Xiao: "......"

Good!

Then I want to see what tricks this Zhao Haitang will make!

Zhao Haitang hugged everyone.

"In the next Zhao Begonia, go to the knife Zhao, a tree of pear flowers pressed begonias of begonias, a tree of pear flowers pressed begonias Everyone knows, right? The irony is this ...... Uh, the words I memorized don't seem right......"

Zhang Wei laughed.

"I dare to come without even memorizing the words, I laugh to death, this is just like I can't recite the legal provisions in court!"

Zhuge sat down vigorously and said solemnly.

"Zhao Haitang, how many times have I said, in my place, don't think about it, I already have a boyfriend, so please don't pester me in the future!"

Zhao Haitang snorted.

"Speaking of which, this brother seems to be from the imperial capital, so I dare to ask, where do you live now?"

Zhang Xiao pointed to the room.

"If you're not stupid, you should know that I live here. Your IQ doesn't seem to have opened up! ”

Zhao Haitang was stunned.

"You!"

Zhang Xiao waved his hand and said with a smile.

"What are you? If you don't stare, I don't even know you still have eyes! ”

Zhao Haitang took a breath angrily.

"Me!"

Zhang Xiao smiled.

"What am I? Do you know where the wind is cool and where to stay? If you're going to sing next, I promise I'll let you in vertically and out horizontally! ”

While!

Zhao Haitang glared again.

"Huh? How do you know I'm going to sing?! ”

Hu Yifei and the others looked at each other.

"Zhang Xiao, is he a prophet?"

"I don't know~ He not only guessed that Sister Yifei's courier was a real estate certificate, but also guessed Sister Yifei's room type!"

"Great Immortal! Later, I have to find Zhang Xiao to calculate for me when I can take a big order! ”

"It's a pity, he can't inherit my mantle Lu Xiaobu, it's a pity, it's a pity......"

I saw Zhao Haitang stand up.

Zhang Xiao said lightly.

"I said it in advance, don't sing, otherwise, you'll definitely regret it later!"

Zhao Haitang laughed.

"Will I regret it? Am I still afraid of you? Who am I, I'm the president of the pop-up club! Come on, little light, little wait, little ......"

Boom!

"Ahh

Cracking sound! "You're so powerful...... Yes! ”

Click!

"My handsome face! Ouch! ”

Poof!

"You're, you're going to ...... Play! One! Flash?! ”

Boom!

Five minutes later.

The four people of the flash mob club supported each other and walked out of room 3602 tremblingly.

"Don't be in a hurry to leave, let's have a cup of tea before leaving?"

Zhang Xiao greeted warmly with a smile.

The four of them were scared.

Even Zhao Haitang doesn't care.

Now.

Zhao Haitang sat on the sofa, with a blue nose and swollen face, gray face, glasses worn crookedly on his face, looking like a wronged little daughter-in-law.

"Woo, why is that? I'm learning authentic Wing Chun and Tai Chi! ”