Outside was slashing and slashing to death, but Chen Fan in the room held Qiao Yingzi's hand.

"Scared the hell out of me, I thought you were being pulled to slice." Qiao Yingzi looked at the Yingzi search question on the mobile phone, and looked at the cartoon image made based on herself, and her heart was extremely sweet.

Using the cartoon image made by Qiao Yingzi as the logo was an expedient measure that Chen Fan came up with.

The same open door ~ Daddy's website is also based on this cartoon Yingzi image as the logo

This will not disturb Qiao Yingzi's life

"How so? Your boyfriend and I are very powerful, and there is nothing wrong with killing a cow with one punch. Chen Fan carefully rubbed the cool little hand in his hand.

"Blow, you!! I see how you brag so much. Qiao Yingzi smiled.

"Well, it's been just an hour." Chen Fan looked at Yingzi on the computer.

"How many downloads?" Qiao Yingzi asked.

"5 million." Chen Fan said a number.

"Huh? So little? Qiao Yingzi was a little dissatisfied.

"Less? It's quite a lot! There are many people who don't have 4G mobile phones, especially students, I am not surprised by this result, and many students are registered with their parents' mobile phones, parents? The response was not very rapid. Chen Fan is understandable as a high school student now.

Not to mention mobile phones, even computers can only be had by borrowing momentum.

Some parents are very old-fashioned, and if it weren't for what the teacher said, they wouldn't buy any electronic devices for their children.

The last time I opened the Daddy APP, it was completely borrowed from the light of the website.

With the propaganda of teachers, with the propaganda of teachers across the country, parents are not obedient and obedient.

"Let's go, I'm done, let's eat, don't let Aunt Song and them wait." Chen Fan said to Qiao Yingzi.

But as soon as I went out

I saw Dong Wenjie holding a kitchen knife all over the house chasing Fang Yifan to chop.

"Mom, what's wrong?" Qiao Yingzi asked Song Qian.

"Wen Jie, Wen Jie, isn't it just that you don't use a website? Eat first, I see that your physical strength is not good, eat first to replenish your physical strength. Song Qian ignored Qiao Yingzi.

"Huh~Huh~Huh~ Little rabbit, you wait for me, wait for the old lady to finish eating." Dong Wenjie was also tired enough.

was originally a day of work, and then walked to Song Qian's house, Dong Wenjie's physical strength was already very good.

"Yes, yes, daughter-in-law, eat first, let's eat first." Fang Yuan cast a grateful look at Song Qian.

The same is true for Fang Yifan.

Song Qian walked over and took the kitchen knife in Dong Wenjie's hand and comforted:

"Good, Wen Jie is obedient, let's finish eating, and then cut after eating!"

Chen Fan: "Poof~"

Qiao Yingzi: "Poof~"

Fang Yuan: "......"

Fang Yifan: "......"

On the dinner table

Dong Wenjie was eating, and her son was opposite.

"Who is shrugging your face to see! The old lady has to look at your face when she eats, right? Dong Wenjie directly smashed the chopsticks.

Looking around, it seems to be looking for something.

"Mom~I~" Fang Yifan was speechless, and just as he was about to refute, he was about to receive Fang Yuan's signal.

"Fan Fan laughs, don't affect your mother's meal." Fang Yuan's eyes were frantically twitching.

"Hehehehe~" Fang Yifan's laughter is more ugly than crying.

"Alright, you better stop laughing, it's too scary." Qiao Yingzi couldn't stand it.

"No, I'm not crying, I'm not laughing, what the hell do you want!" Fang Yifan was a little emotional.

"What are you yelling at me, you can't laugh." Qiao Yingzi was a little unhappy when she was shouted.

"Don't talk about me, there are thousands of kinds of laughter, which of you can set a unified standard for laughter?" Fang Yifan is very capable of.

As he spoke, he became unserious.

Chen Fan watched Qiao Yingzi being dissed, and hurriedly spoke:

"Blood flows out of the right ventricle through the arteries, causing the lungs to swell suddenly, forcing air from the blood to exhale violently from the lungs several times, resulting in a loud and muffled voice;"

"At the same time, the inflated lungs expelled air while moving all the muscles of the diaphragm, chest, and larynx. In this way, the facial muscles connected to it are moved. It is this facial movement, combined with the aforementioned loud and muffled voice, that constitutes what people call laughter. ”

"Fang Yifan, this is the most standard definition, if you don't understand something, you can continue to ask me, my memory has recovered a little bit recently."

Fang Yifan was stunned!

Although he didn't understand a word of what he said.

However, I don't know how to do it!

"Hehehe, understood, understood." Fang Yifan didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore.

However, Chen Fan did not end his ridicule and said to Qiao Yingzi:

"Fang Yifan's kind of laughter is called smiling but not laughing: like laughing but not laughing. This facial movement is extremely difficult and difficult to grasp the scale. ”

"If you make a big move, you laugh, that's called a giggle; If the movement is too small, it is called facial muscle spasm. To sum up, there are very few people who practice stunts, and there are many people who go crazy and become a model of smiling without smiling. ”

"Classmate Fang Yifan, you seem to be a little crazy."

The tone was a mixture of mockery, warning, and banter.

But he is personable and has a gentle smile.

Chen Fan: This is an old account, and the new account is calculated together!

Qiao Yingzi is so easy to hold? It's also so good to diss?

When it comes to women, Chen Fan is always careful.

"No, didn't you just learn a website?! I don't know what's wrong? I don't care! As for it? One by one, my mother wants to cut me with a kitchen knife? I don't learn that you are making a website and laughing at me? It's a big deal not to learn. "Fang Yifan's emotional intelligence is very high, but it is very low.

Senseless self-esteem, incompetent performance.

"I'm not laughing at you, I'm just talking to Yingzi." Chen Fan looked at Fang Yifan innocently, "But if you have to think like this, I can't help it." ”

Chen Fan spoke before Fang Yuan and Dong Wenjie got angry:

"I originally set up this website, just to make it easier for Yingzi to learn, in fact, I can also teach Yingzi, I don't need to popularize the public like this at all, how many tens of billions or what, I really don't care, I have many ways to get tens of billions."

"I didn't ask anyone to use my website, and I didn't lose anything by using it or not."

"Hoo ......"

Dong Wenjie gasped, but after the previous incident of cutting her son with a kitchen knife, she had calmed down:

"Xiaofan, don't be angry, Fang Yifan didn't mean that, he was just angry that I cut him with a kitchen knife, Auntie knows that you study well, and your Aunt Song always praises you in front of me."

Pity the hearts of parents all over the world

Dong Wenjie is eliminating the enemy for Fang Yifan

She knew that Chen Fan had dissed Fang Yifan several times for no reason

Chen Fan is not a person who cares about everything, and he also understands Dong Wenjie's distress.

It is understandable that a mother is distressed

In order to improve the status

He decided to repay his grievances with virtue

It seems more comfortable to stand on the moral high ground and step on people

"Aunt Wenjie, it's also that I didn't speak properly, in that case, I'll let Aunt Song teach you how to use this website for a while, and I'll give you a permission account, you can browse all the information of Open Daddy, and it's free, you see, don't blame me."