0056 The egg-hurting family

If everyone has the strength and perseverance of the little crescent moon to go to the house to uncover the tiles, I believe that there is no bad career in this world!

- Xiao Yu said.

After the alliance was successful, Xiao Yu thought that this matter was over, but how did you know that your father sent a friend application before he died-

Bite!

System prompt: [Before your dad dies] sends you a friend request.

Xiao Yu looked at this hint and looked straight at him, this is all before he died, what friends do you add?

After agreeing, your father's message before his death came, saying that he would let the people of the two families add friends to each other, so as not to accidentally hurt each other in the future.

This product also makes sense, many people in the game don't like to put the family name on their heads, there are two reasons for this, some people are to learn from Lei Feng to do good deeds without leaving a name, and more people are to do bad things without leaving traces, so as not to bring trouble to the family gang.

I just promised your dad before he died, and the system prompt sounded immediately!

Bite!

System prompt: [Virgin Leg Lift] sends you a friend request!

A virgin lifts her legs? Isn't this the Holy Hand Physician who has the number one win rate in the gambling arena? I didn't expect her and your father to be in the same family before she died.

I casually clicked and agreed, and a message was sent from there.

The virgin has one leg: "Brother Guang is good, I am from the rural credit cooperative, my father asked me to add you as a friend, and I will take care of it in the future." ”

"You're welcome." Xiao Yu replied casually, this guy's name is really personal, I don't know if it's a man or a woman.

Although "God Calamity" is a one-person-one-card-one-number ID binding mode, it is only limited to virtual mode, if you don't wear virtual glasses and only use the mouse and keyboard to operate, you can use other people's accounts to play. So Xiao Yu thinks that a good woman shouldn't have such a perverted name, this virgin may be a man when she raises her legs.

Bite!

System prompt: [Untie people's clothes] sends you a friend application!

Empathetic? Unauthorized dismantling? Xiao Yu was speechless, but still agreed.

"Brother Guang, dad asked me to report to you, Brother Guang is mighty, long live Brother Guang!" ”

Xiao Yu: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say~"

Bite!

System prompt: [This is a big bra] sends you a friend request!

"......" female number, female number again! Xiao Yu felt that my dignified Chinese civilization of 8,000 years was going to be destroyed in the hands of these guys.

This is a big bra: "Brother Guang, the little woman came to report, take care of it in the future, have good equipment for me to keep, it won't be in vain, massage, massage, knock on the back, I can do everything, special services are on call, I'll leave you a mobile phone number, call me if you have something: 10086~"

Bite!

System prompt: [Sister who can't ride in a hundred tears] sends you a friend application!

Still agree!

I can't think of riding my sister: "Brother Guang, my dad asked me to add you as a friend, praise how good you are, you have to protect me in the future, alas, women, it's also a sin to be beautiful, someone wants to ride me every day, it's really tangled." ”

Bite!

System prompt: [Pickpocketing and Seeing the King's Day] will send you a friend application!

Bite!

System prompt: [Sister Tess Bang Wei] sends you a friend application!

Bite!

System prompt: [Poor Monk Removal Comfort] sends you a friend application!

……

"Words can be so ruined?"

One after another strange names sent Xiao Yu friend applications, although there are cases of spoofing their game IDs in major games, it is rare to gather so many 'cheap' players into a family.

After agreeing with everything, Xiao Yu secretly wiped a cold sweat, fortunately he didn't add the other party's family just now, otherwise, his reputation would be in vain.

However, even if you are allies with such a group of guys, you have to be careful in the future, people rely on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, and a good name can leave a good impression, but these guys don't have to count on it, as soon as the name is bright, it is lucky not to attract a violent beating.

In particular, there is a guy whose ID is called [Malegobi], how do you say this name came from? How do you shout when someone wants to call him? Is it calling your mother? Or shout Gobi? Or shout Malegobi?

There is also a guy called [Brother Da Bubo] (Earth and Things), the four words that hang on the teacher's lips every day in this elementary school geography class, and now they have been harmed like this, even if it is sex education, there is no need for a geography teacher to teach it.

Xiao Yu stared at the extra group of freaks in his friend column, and really wanted to delete them all.

It was at this time that the little crescent moon sent a message.

"Where's your dear?"

"Martial Arts Arena."

"Oh, guess where I am?"

"On the roof."

"Damn, how do you know??"

"I'm the patriarch of the family, who does what in the family, I know everything about this, you practice high jump at the blacksmith shop, can I not know this little thing?" Xiao Yu began to brag about B.

"No, it won't! The patriarch still has this ability? Little Crescent believed it.

Just after playing the copy Xiao Yu let everyone move freely, she ran back to the family to practice light skills, she didn't tell anyone about this, until she jumped on the roof of the blacksmith shop, she wanted to surprise Xiao Yu, who knew that he guessed it.

"What do you think? That's the good thing about the patriarch, the roof also jumped up, if I'm bored I'll take you out for a walk? ”

"Don't go! I still have to practice more, not only the blacksmith shop, but also the other houses I have to go up and take a look, and I won't go offline tonight if my aunt and grandmother don't climb all the houses! ”

Xiao Yu: "......"

There are more than a dozen houses on the family map, each of which is more than ten meters, for players who can only start the beginner light skills, it is difficult to fly up, although there is a foothold on the wall of each house, but if you want to step on it accurately, and then jump to the roof for the second time, it is definitely not possible for anyone to do it, even if it is Xiao Yu, there is no guarantee that it will succeed every time.

Just then, the system prompt rang again.

Bite!

System Prompt: [Dwarven Prince] has awakened, please return to the family hall quickly!!

……

Five minutes later, in the pest family chamber.

"Are you awake?" As soon as Xiao Yu entered the door, he saw the dwarf standing on the table and urinating on the ground.

"Where is this?" Seeing Xiao Yu come in, the dwarf didn't mean to be shy at all, and a long column of water shot out from his snail-sized little JJ.

Xiao Yu touched his nose: "What do you say?" This is my home. ”

"You saved me?" The dwarf finished peeing and lifted his pants.

"Seems like so." Does this kid have amnesia? I thanked myself before I went to bed, why did I forget it now.

"I didn't expect your strength to be so strong! The warriors who can save me from the slave trader will surely be respected and friendship by the dwarves, and although I am still a minor, digging ore and forging weapons are the gifts of the dwarves, and in return, I will do my best to help if you need anything before my people take me back. After peeing, the child bowed to Xiao Yu very politely.

"[Ore Mining] and [Forging Weapons]?" Xiao Yu's eyes lit up.

"Yes, benefactor."

Xiao Yu looked at the dwarf's body, which was less than a meter tall and skinny, with this physique, he could also forge weapons?

At this moment, Silver Moon Eleven walked in from outside the door, followed by a big man who was five big and three thick, and two meters tall.

"I went to the [Craftsman Guild] and hired a blacksmith to come back, his name is Tiedan, and the employment period is one week, what do you think?"

Xiao Yu looked up, this guy is really strong, he is about to catch up with NBA stars, the muscles on his arms are bulging like a hill, thicker than the waist of a dwarf, he is wearing a dog skin shoulder on his upper body, a big bloomers on his lower body, straw sandals on the soles of his feet, a sledgehammer in his hand, and a small hammer in his waist.

For the [Artisan Guild], Xiao Yu was not impressed.

There are dozens of craftsmen there, and the craftsmen of each industry have their own characteristics, and the level of craftsmen in the same industry is also high and low, although the guild will mark the price of each craftsman, but it is not that the higher the price, the better the craftsman's skills.

The semi-intelligent NPCs here are different from other games, if you think they are all fixed programs, it would be a big mistake, their intelligence is sometimes higher than that of humans, when they were first designed, but a lot of highly intelligent businessmen and celebrities were instilled into the program as a clone blueprint, and they have no shortage of good morals and bad habits that humans have, shoddy, and they play with fake and real fraud, so when Xiao Yu saw the two-meter-high iron egg, He suddenly wondered what standard Eleven had hired him.

"I looked at the price first." Silver Moon Eleven said: "His employment price is the lowest, only 2 gold coins a week. ”

"What? Are you hiring the lowest price? "Xiao Yuleng, there is a reason why the guild lists the price of each craftsman, although the expensive ones are not necessarily good, but the cheap ones are definitely not good, and it is impossible for those shrewd guys to deal with the good things on the local stalls.

"Hmm." Yinyue nodded slightly: "I'm afraid of spending money in vain, so I picked up the cheapest hire to try, before hiring him, I went to the meat market, the price of pork is really not cheap, when the time comes, we will not be able to sell him as pork can earn back two gold coins, you see, this physique, three hundred catties is there, right?" Silver Moon Eleven said and pinched Tie Dan's arm, and this guy rolled his eyes vigorously at Silver Moon Eleven.

Xiao Yu smiled noncommittally, if calculated according to the price of meat products, this guy could really sell a few gold coins, but he didn't believe that Yinyue Eleven would kill him and eat meat.

"Actually, I took a fancy to his forging speed." Silver Moon Eleven finally got to the point.

Xiao Yu didn't speak, waiting for him to continue.

"His forging speed is thirty percent faster than other blacksmiths, and I have a [Level 1 Arrow] crafting map, and the arrows he creates have 10 points more attack power than ordinary arrows sold in the store, so you understand?"

"You want to put it up for auction?"

"That's right! I checked the auction houses, and there was a lot of demand for these arrows, and as long as the price was right, they were guaranteed to make a lot of money. ”

"Then why don't you hire a few more? A level 2 blacksmith can hire four craftsmen, wouldn't it be faster for four people to build together? "Xiao Yu is very confident in Yinyue Eleven's business acumen.

Silver Moon Eleven smiled bitterly: "You think I don't want to?" Blacksmiths with [Leadership] can't be hired by the [Craftsman Guild] at all, this is unattainable, a crafting blueprint can only be used by one blacksmith, even if you hire 100 blacksmiths, the forging speed still can't be improved. ”

At this time, the dwarf who was standing on the table of the Eight Immortals and eavesdropping suddenly spoke: "That's because their skills are not good, with my dwarf prince [Mountain Cannon] here, there is no forging problem that cannot be solved!" ”

Xiao Yu was stunned, is this kid?

Bite!

System Hint: Do you accept the Dwarven Prince [Mountain Cannon] to join your family forging army!

Damn, there are still those who disagree with this good thing!!!