Chapter 141: Name Change
Before the matter of boosting was over, Lu Xiaodonkey made another moth.
In view of the fact that they are going to embark on a career path in the future, Lu Xiaolu feels that they must unify their IDs.
Look at what kind of broken name is now, donkeys who don't eat watermelon, Xiaoluo's grandfather, I want to eat elbows, Huahua's younger brother, Hanako's sister.
Ohmygod, it's embarrassing, okay?
Lu Xiaodonkey made a decision on the spot, changed his name, and must change his name!
"Everyone spoke enthusiastically, what do you have to say, you must be the kind of domineering side leakage, and you won't be ashamed to KPL in the future."
The big man had a lot of ideas and took a few good names, I want to eat watermelon, I want to eat crab, I want to eat rice, I want to eat steamed buns.
“...”
Everyone else has a black line on their faces, and this TM can't think of anything else except eating?
No, veto it on the spot, change!
The old man had an idea, Xiao Luo's sister, Xiao Luo's brother, Xiao Luo's brother, Xiao Luo's husband.
As soon as these words came out, everyone present was stunned, the others were good, who is Xiao Luo's husband?
Coincidentally, they all looked at Xiao Luo and Lu Xiao Donkey.
Xiao Luo's face was blushing, and his head was almost buried under the table, but he didn't object.
The old man was still proud, and Lao Lu, a straight man, slapped the table: "What is this?" Are you messing with me? Let's all be your grandchildren? ”
This old man still takes advantage of others.
Obviously, Lu Xiaodonkey didn't grasp the point.
Hanako also helped on the side: "That's it, that's not right, it should be Huahua's younger brother, Huahua's..."
Before he finished speaking, he was slapped by Huahua and shut up, what's the matter, this is to help his sister rob a man.
In the end, the meeting lasted for nearly three or four hours, and it was dark, and there was a pile of manuscript papers on the table, all of which were rejected names.
Seeing that it was time for dinner again, a few of them rubbed someone Du Kang for dinner.
If you want to say that this is not intentional, can you believe it?
Lu Xiaodonkey picked his teeth without changing his face, and took out a piece of paper hidden in his pocket: "Just change it like this." ”
“...”
What about the good brainstorming? What about good democracy? In the end, it's still a word, so what did you bother with before?
A few people took a look at it, and said, "That's a good name."
The question is, what about the money for the name change card, everyone has looked at him.
Lu Xiaodonkey felt uncomfortable: "Ahem, what's the matter, you guys will cushion it yourself, and I'll reimburse you when you get the bonus." ”
Yes, this is the same as not saying it, the division of their team is very simple, as long as they are present, they will have a share, and they will be divided, including the substitutions.
The only thing that doesn't need to be divided is the sponsorship fee, but their team has such a bad reputation now, who dares to speak for them without opening their eyes?
In this way, it is justified that there is no salary.
Sooner rather than later, several people immediately ascended to the glory of the king, and their names were all changed.
Big Man: Jungler anti-squat whereabouts unknown.
Du Kang: I don't know where to go.
Flowey: The mid-laner is bizarre and missing.
Hanako: The assistant wanderer has not returned yet.
Uncle: The shooter stocking has disappeared.
The last one is amazing.
Lv Xiaodonkey: The coach commands tactics chaotic.
That's right, in this way, not only the name is unified, but also the position of the team is determined, and targeted training can be carried out.
It's not like before, you can play whatever you want.
Although Lu Xiaodonkey is positioned as a coach, his main role is to be a substitute.
If someone has something or is in poor shape, he has to come on the field and be replaced.
Although he has too many heroes to train in this way, as a captain, he has to take on a little more.
No one knew that the all-round coach who would become famous in the future would emerge from such a spoof-style meeting.
The matter of choosing the name is over, and it is almost early, and Lao Lu has already left the matter of boosting behind.
If you want to ask what is the happiest thing in the world, sleep can definitely be on the top line, whether it is two people or one person.
Lao Lu does not have the conditions for two people at present, so naturally he can only be alone.
Go to bed early and get up early to be in good health, sleep until six o'clock, get up and brush your teeth and wash your face, turn on the stereo to the maximum power, and do a radio gymnastics.
Good guy, the people in a building are almost the same, and he meowed at him sadly in the snow, obviously disturbed by Lu Xiaodonkey's dream.
The black handsome bird is crazy, jumping with Lao Lu, and he can also beat the beat.
"One-two-three, quack, two-two-three, quack."
It's just that it can only count to three, and it didn't take Lao Lu off the rails in two clicks.
Lu Xiaodonkey jumped like a maggot, almost not flashing his old waist.
"Fuck your uncle!"
With a kick and a kick to fly the black handsome, Lu Xiaodonkey grabbed the buns that Huahua had already bought and went to school.
The weather forecast said that it had cooled down again, the breeze was swishing, and Lao Lu was a little trembling in a military coat.
Seeing that the winter is about to end, it seems that the motorcycle is not very suitable.
Lao Lu pondered when to get a driver's license, and when the time came, he would drive the fancy Mercedes-Benz.
Tsk, not to mention sheltering from the wind and rain, it also has more face.
Thinking that it was him, when he arrived at the school, Lu Xiaodonkey began to study the nearby driving school.
There are two main contents, one is cheap, and the other is packaged, and it is best to get a certificate without even going.
Not to mention, after such an inquiry, many students in the class are taking the driver's license test.
Well, if you have time, it's better to take more certificates.
Lu Xiaodonkey asked around and asked if he had wrapped it for two hundred yuan.
The classmates are stupid, big brother, you have to sign up for 3,000 yuan.
Lu Xiaodonkey scratched his head and said: "No, I read it on a certain treasure, and the certificate is 80, I was afraid that I would buy a fake, so I didn't do it above." ”
“...”
I'm afraid of buying a fake, so isn't TMD a fake certificate!
Knowing that the registration fee is 3,000, Lu Xiaodonkey is a bit expensive.
But you have to take the exam early and late, Lu Xiaodonkey gritted his teeth and made a whole one.
After class, I went to driving school with a classmate who was going to learn to drive.
The registration went very smoothly, and after paying the money, Lu Xiaodonkey waited at the front desk, and the little girl asked him what he was doing here?
He said you haven't given me your card yet!
“...”
The classmate next to him dragged him away with a look of shame.
The little girl at the front desk was secretly sad, hey, it's a handsome guy, why is he a fool?
In the past two days, Lu Xiaodonkey has not been in the mood to manage the affairs of the team, and he has been swimming in the ocean of knowledge all day long and cannot extricate himself.
The people who endorsed the book were stunned, and when they saw the traffic police, they subconsciously leaned forward, wondering what kind of gesture this was.
After class, I went to the driving school with my classmates to practice subject 2.
Lao Lu may not have talent in this area, and he can't even tell the left and right when he gets in the car.
The steering wheel turned, and he almost didn't slam the coach against the wall.
On the other hand, Huahua temporarily shouldered the burden of the team and completed the boosting matter.
With Du Kang here, they had a smooth conversation with the owner of the booster shop.
Especially after sending him the record ranks of the five people, the substitute training boss almost didn't kneel.