Chapter 39: Flowey's Heart
"What? You're moving in? ”
Lu Xiaodonkey almost sat on the ground, reacted that this was the library, got up and hurriedly hugged his fists around.
Xiao Luo looked innocent: "Ang, aren't you guys a three-bedroom apartment?" You can also split the rent between multiple people. ”
"Tsk."
Lu Xiaodonkey pouted his teeth and thought about it secretly, of course it was good to share the rent, but the problem was that the remaining room was used for live broadcasting.
Considering that this house is pitiful for the old man, he can rent it to himself for 3,000 yuan, if he rents another one and goes, won't he become a second landlord?
Thinking of this, Lu Xiaodonkey hurriedly shook his head: "That's not possible!" ”
Xiao Luo was anxious: "Why, I have money." ”
"It's not about money, it's not going to be anything, okay, I'm going to read."
Xiao Luo's cheeks were bulging, and he stood beside Lu Xiaodonkey and stared at him, seeing that he didn't react, he sat next to him again, staring at him directly.
"Tsk, at a glance, I know that this hair has been abandoned in a mess, and it has been caught by the girl."
"Phew, scumbag!"
"Hey, how can you fall in love with him if you're so frustrated, it's a pity."
Lu Xiaodonkey was already stared at by Xiao Luo, listening to the words of the people around him, he couldn't stand it, he didn't even return the book, and ran away.
If he stays any longer, he doesn't know how this group of gossip will go, but what he doesn't know is that at this moment, his wanted notice has been posted on the school confession wall.
"Ladies and sisters, pay attention, please walk around when you encounter this scumbag."
There was also a photo of Lu Xiaodonkey posted below, and Xiao Luo stood next to him, looking at him with a resentful expression.
Not to mention the verbal criticism of Lu Xiaodonkey on the forum, at this moment he ran to the security room, smoking with the eldest man, blowing the glory of the king.
He didn't see it, Xiao Luo was lying on the small window and looking inside.
Lu Xiaodonkey spit out a puff of smoke rings and patted the old man's ass: "If you want to say that you are old and strong, and the sword is not old, uncle, your Huang Zhong, I think you can go to a professional game." ”
The old man smiled like a chrysanthemum with an old face: "That's it, I think those teams are not as good as me, that is, I'm old, otherwise I have to go to the arena to kill him and turn his back." ”
Lu Xiaodonkey's eyes glared: "What's wrong with being old, no one has stipulated that you can't play when you're old, it's their loss if you are missing on the field!" ”
"Haha, it's still you kid who has vision."
The old man couldn't be happy, and Xiao Luo also had a stomachache from laughing outside the house.
"What a sycophant!"
Lu Xiaodonkey was about to continue blowing, and two tricycles drove over, and the young man in the car moved the things off the car with two clicks.
"Uncle, the courier has put you here, you can't put it in the house, so I'll put it at the door for you."
After saying that, the tricycle gave a hula and drove away at twice the speed it had made.
“...”
The old man came out to take a look, oh, this is a lot.
"This TM whose courier, so much."
Lu Xiaodonkey suddenly had an ominous premonition, and at this time, his phone rang, and he saw that it was Huahua calling.
"Hey, little donkey, the courier has arrived, you can bring it back when you get out of school."
“...”
Lu Xiaodonkey looked at the mountain-like sack in front of him and fell into deep thought.
The old man on the other end glanced at the delivery order.
"Little donkey, this seems to be a flower..."
"Hehe-_-||."
Dragging the reluctant old man, he carried the sack onto the tricycle borrowed from the commissary, and after two trips, Lu Xiaodonkey's leg was about to break.
The owner of the commissary is very distressed, don't get me wrong, it's his car, and the wheels are almost dry.
"I said Huahua, isn't it good for us to fill in the address of the house directly next time?"
Lu Xiaodonkey slumped on the sofa, canning the ice and snow that Huahua brought him, and in one bite, he almost didn't feel happy to ascend to immortal.
"It's just my little girl at home, it's not safe."
"⊙_⊙, that's what I said."
In the end, Huahua proposed a compromise solution, fill in the address at home, and call him back when the goods arrived, anyway, it would only take three minutes to ride an electric car.
More than 1,000 orders, and it took them half a day just to weigh them and put them in plastic bags, and they called the courier brother again.
The courier brother finally mustered up the courage to enter the door, thinking in his heart that no matter what he said this time, he would not give in anymore, but when he saw such a large number of things in the house, he almost didn't kneel.
For these couriers, it takes a day just to fill in the information.
It was dark, and it was only about half done, and the courier brother stretched his waist and said, "What, it's not early today, I'll come back tomorrow." ”
Lu Xiaodonkey's eyes glared: "No!" As he spoke, he picked up his mop and stood at the door.
The black handsome also flew to his head and shouted: "I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, if you want to live from now on, stay and buy road money!" Rattle! ”
The courier brother almost cried in fright, this TM is a robbery, even the starling has learned to say it, it seems that they usually do this kind of thing.
Huahua kicked a person and a bird, turned her head and smiled at the courier brother: "Hehe, I'm sorry, they have a problem with their heads, you can go, come early tomorrow." ”
The courier brother ran out of the door with a roll, thinking: "One sings with a red face, the other sings with a white face, I believe you are a ghost, and you are a habitual offender." ”
Huahua sent the courier brother out of the door, and turned her head gloomily to look at Lu Xiaodonkey and Hei Dashuai: "What's the matter, you want to expand your business?" ”
"→_→ hehe, aren't I in a hurry?"
"Go cook, my mother is hungry!"
"Gotta you."
Lu Xiaodonkey hurriedly ran into the kitchen and started cooking, and Hei Dashuai also took a figure-eight step, trotted away, and ran into the kitchen to make trouble.
"Dead birds, get out! Otherwise, I'll cook for you! ”
"Get out, quack!"
"Damn, don't touch my watermelon!"
Huahua lay on the sofa and looked at her phone, listening to the noise from the kitchen, a smile tugged at the corner of her mouth, and then, her eyes showed a sad face.
"If only it could be like this forever, hey..."
Early the next morning, the courier brother came again, this time with upgraded equipment, with a notebook and a small printer.
Good guy, the efficiency is called a high, just listen to the "z-la-la-la" sound, less than an hour, the rest of the express orders are done.
Lu Xiaodonkey's snot bubbles bubbled out, and he stepped forward to hug the courier brother's shoulders and put on a cigarette.
"Brother, let's work together for a long time, just stay with me for this thing, and it will save you trouble."
The courier brother was almost scared to death, if this thing was given to him, the company would not call the police to arrest him.
Lu Xiaodonkey was not annoyed when he saw that he didn't agree, and proposed to erase the ten yuan fraction.
Compared with the previous request, erasing the odds is simply nothing, and the courier brother patted his chest and agreed.
When he went out, he pondered: "Hey, ten yuan will send him away, and he will earn it." ”