"Uncle Scum, is there anything strange about my car?"

Sitting in someone's car, Chen Xiyan asked curiously.

"I've hit people, I've been in water, and I've been modified...... Otherwise, that Boss Hu wouldn't have sold you so cheaply. ”

Li Qingshan replied with a smile.

"Huh? Then you still let me buy it! ”

Chen Xiyan couldn't help shouting, although she didn't pay a dime, how awkward it was to drive this kind of car out!

"I think you should be happy, the frame of that car is very reinforced, absolutely strong and crashworthy, and the key is that it is equipped with the latest W18 engine, which is absolutely powerful...... You can't buy this engine without one or two million. What else are you not satisfied with? ”

Li Qingshan felt that this was simply picking up a golden egg in the firewood stack, and he was absolutely right to pick it up, if he didn't steal the fun, what else was there to complain about?

"No matter how good the engine is, if it has entered the water, what is the use?"

Chen Xiyan doesn't care about hitting someone, after all, she didn't hit it, but the car has been in the water, can the performance still be reliable?

"You have to be grateful to the guy who modified the car, maybe he did it on purpose, maybe he didn't have the skills to get home, in short, he didn't modify the car in place. So even if it has been soaked in water, there is no major problem with the engine, and a small repair will do. My friend is going to help you build a supercar, so you're going to have fun...... But don't drag racing! ”

The last sentence must be said, this little girl in the province doesn't know how to mess around.

"Okay, I got it. Rory chattered a lot, like a long-mouthed mother-in-law. ”

Chen Xiyan listened to him in detail, and began to look forward to the new car, but she couldn't help complaining when she didn't listen to the last sentence.

"Just keep it in your heart."

Seeing her impatient, Li Qingshan smiled and didn't say more.

"Don't worry, I'll remember what I should remember...... Hope you do the same. ”

How good you brag about the car, I remember, the rest......

It depends on the mood!

But you promised me, don't forget!

This is what Chen Xiyan wants to tell someone.

After finishing speaking, Chen Xiyan took out the mirror, as well as a small hand towel, and some bottles and cans, and began to wipe his face.

It didn't take long for her youthful and delicate face to be revealed, and the indistinguishable appearance just now was gone.

After tidying up, she pointed ahead.

"Uncle Scum, turn right at the next intersection, let's go to the vegetable market."

"What, you want to learn to be a housewife?"

Li Qingshan asked very curiously, this girl doesn't look like a person who goes to the vegetable market and goes to the kitchen.

"I'm just coming out as an overseer, and you're the main character today. You'll have to do everything you can to cook a delicious meal for my mom...... To capture a woman's heart, you must first grab her stomach, come on, Uncle scum, I'm optimistic about you! ”

Chen Xiyan waved his small fist as he spoke, looking like he was cheering him on.

……

What a mess!

To grab a woman's heart, do you need to grab her stomach?

Unless she's a foodie!

This is not the version I have heard, it is said that the path is the shortcut to a woman's heart......

That's a woman among women!

Uncle has successfully entered and is trying to fight for the middle ......

It's a pity that it's not the time to show it off to you.

Regardless of Li Qingshan's dirty thoughts in his heart, he still drove the car to the parking lot outside the vegetable market, and originally planned to take refuge in Gu Qingxin and cook dinner for her, shouldn't he be shared?

took Chen Xiyan into the vegetable market and told her how to pick vegetables, what kind of meat is fresh, what kind of fish is caught, and where are the tricks of bargaining.

In this state of getting along with the two, they are really like a pair of sons and daughters, one is energetic in teaching, and the other is attentive in learning.

It's not like that......

"Young man, your girlfriend is so beautiful."

"Young man, have a future, find such a beautiful little daughter-in-law."

……

There's no way, the uncle and aunt who sell vegetables have such poisonous eyes, you can see at a glance that they are not father and daughter.

And as soon as they said this, Li Qingshan was embarrassed to bargain too hard, and he turned around and lost dozens of dollars.

Chen Xiyan argued at first, denying this relationship, but he couldn't help but talk too much, and then he didn't care about it, he said whatever he liked, and he didn't know him anyway.

"Just make a meal, what are you doing with so much buying?"

Chen Xiyan looked at the big bag in his hand and asked curiously.

"Fill your mother's refrigerator and set the stage for your next visit, do you want me to cook this meal?"

If you want to catch a big fish, you have to put a long line. If you want to soak in the goddess, you have to contact more. Opportunities are all created, and if you want to wait for God's gift......

You deserve to jerk yourself off!

"Uncle scum, I really didn't misread you, if you talk about harming women, you are definitely a good hand, it seems that the day of my mother's fall is not far away...... Alas, with all your scheming energy, how can she escape your clutches? ”

Chen Xiyan was very emotional, what kind of girl can't leave when she encounters such a far-sighted wolf?

This is a strongman who can even calculate what to eat the day after tomorrow even if he buys a dish!

……

Are you complimenting me?

Why does it sound so unpleasant?

Li Qingshan felt that he needed to educate this girl, she kept talking like this, it was easy to have no friends!

It's just that before his mouth moved, the person moved first, leaned over to Chen Xiyan's right side, raised his hand and pushed back a stabbed dagger!

Burst!

Where to go back and forth......

Fair!

Immediately after that, her elbow went up, two coins were thrown back, and a fat sister who had just squeezed in felt a pain in her throat, and began to slowly fall down.

"Yan Yan, come over here and see how about this shrimp? Does your mom love crispy shrimp? ”

Li Qingshan, who killed the two people in an instant, greeted Chen Xiyan very calmly.

His movements were so fast, and there were so many people that no one saw him kill, but only a person squeezed out.

Chen Xiyan, who was unconscious, listened to his call and went with him to watch the shrimp, not knowing that just behind them, two people had just died.

"Big sister... Eldest sister! Don't be like this, if you want to touch porcelain to find someone else, I have the old and the young, I really don't have the money to compensate you! ”

The chubby woman fell to the ground completely, screaming at a young man in fright.

People who fall by themselves can't afford to mess with them these days!

Hula!

The aisle, which had just been crowded, was suddenly vacated.

At this time, people found out that it was not only a fat sister who fell to the ground, but also a big black brother - dressed in black!

"What's going on over there?"

Chen Xiyan asked curiously, why did something happen over there as soon as they came over?

"Someone may have fainted from heat stroke."

Li Qingshan didn't say anything bad about people.

"Heat stroke?"

Chen Xiyan looked up at the sun, it was autumn, how could the sun be so poisonous? Could it be that there are too many people?

Li Qingshan bought two catties of shrimp, and saw that he couldn't carry it in his hand, so he planned to end this shopping trip, after all, the killers were coming, and if he waited, there might be no one to join in the fun.

"That's almost enough, let's go back."

Enough is enough!

Just my mother's appetite......

I can't eat so much for half a month!

Chen Xiyan nodded and walked out side by side with him.

Skirting the crowd, they walked down the aisle on the other side.

An old man, on crutches, tremblingly walked towards the two of them, it was really strange that such a crowded vegetable market, where he passed, was unimpeded.

People are very good at learning!

Li Qingshan and them were no exception, and they hid to the side when they got closer.

However, the old man didn't seem to stand firmly, and pounced forward, and the crutch also pouted.

Whoosh!

A cluster of steel needles shot out!

Li Qingshan shook the dish in his hand and took a step forward.

"Uncle, slow down, don't fall."

Hold the person in your hand and lift it up!

Click!

With a soft sound, the throat bone shatters!

Holding the old man's body with a stick, Li Qingshan smiled and walked away.

"Old man, this time you have to stand firm, don't fall again."

The old man stood there and ignored him......

"I really can't see it, you still know how to help the elderly...... Are you not afraid of being blackmailed? ”

Chen Xiyan rarely saw him do good deeds, although he couldn't help but praise him, but he still had a little doubt.

"Don't think everyone is so bad, there are still many good people in the world. Besides, even if he really wanted to slander someone, he wouldn't look for me. ”

Li Qingshan has never been afraid of being blackmailed, otherwise where would he find a good way to make money?

But just now, the "old man" still made him quite distressed, a piece of good tenderloin......

It's gone before it gets out of the pot!

Out of the vegetable market, Li Qingshan took advantage of Chen Xiyan's inattention, took out the piece of meat and threw it into the sewer.

Don't even dare to throw away the garbage can, otherwise someone will turn it out and eat it, but it will kill a life, even if no one picks it up to eat, it will not be possible to poison cats and dogs!

The car was in front, Li Qingshan breathed a sigh of relief, it should be okay now, right?

"The uncle in front asked Jean to bump into ...... Yes! ”

With a scream, a skateboarder girl bumped into a middle-aged uncle and fell to the side.

The unlucky Li Qingshan was on that side, and the girl's fragrant body fell over, even if he was reluctant, he had to pretend to help him, right?

Whether she can hold it or not depends on her luck!

Li Qingshan's hand was not fast, and it was not long enough, but the girl's body just smashed on the side.

Swish!

As the girl smashed into his arms, a white light came diagonally from the bottom up, rushing towards his heart!

Girl!

I wanted my heart when we first met......

Isn't it a little too anxious?

I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry!

Bite!

Hold the blade with two fingers, flick it upwards with force, and then push and send it......

Burst!

Sharp blades through the throat!

"Oops, it's big!"

Judging from the posture of the two of them, Li Qingshan should have grasped a majestic bulging place somewhere.

"Stinky rascal, don't touch it!"

Chen Xiyan twisted his ears back, dragged him and left, he was going to become her stepfather, and he dared to take advantage of other girls......

What a wage!

Poof!

The girl's body lost support and fell to the ground with a bang!

"Alas, don't be like this, everyone has fallen!"

Li Qingshan looked regretful.

"If you fall, you fall, there are so many people, you don't need to be attentive."

Chen Xiyan inadvertently made a cameo appearance as a jealous little girlfriend, and the performance was quite successful.

When everyone burst into laughter, they actually overlooked one thing......

The girl who fell to the ground hasn't gotten up yet!

Life is coming to an end, and the girl's last thought is:

Kill all the shameless people in the next life!

It's a pity......

Someone shameless has gone with the United States......