Chapter 72: "Estrus" Rabbit, Grumpy Kicking Dog

"And then?" Mao Mao stared at Guiguzi with a serious face and asked, "After eating your sword, what will happen to the boss?" ”

"How does the old man know?" Guiguzi rolled his eyes and said, "The old man hasn't eaten it again!" ”

"Dizzy-" Mao Mao spat and said, "You green-haired hedgehog, doesn't it mean that you didn't say it?" I don't know what you're calling? ”

"Then I have to say, I don't say, how do you know how crazy rabbits are?"

Guiguzi was about to take the opportunity to accuse the rabbit of various crimes, but Mao Mao waved his hand directly and said: "Go and go, while playing with eggs, I don't have the time to listen to you say bad things about my boss here!" ”

"Don't!" Guiguzi grabbed Mao Mao's arm and said: "Although the old man has never eaten Xuanweizi, but according to the old man's years of observation and experience, the rabbit ate my Xuanwei sword and digested too much Xuanwei's spiritual energy, causing the estrogen in the body to rise rapidly, so the old man guessed that the rabbit may probably be in heat now!" ”

"The boss is in heat?" When Mao Mao heard this, he was immediately stunned.

"Brother Mao, what's wrong with the boss in heat?"

Also confused was the jade-faced little flying tiger who was listening.

"How do I know, I haven't been with the boss for a long time, and I haven't really seen it in heat!" Mao Mao scratched the back of her head and said, "Why don't you go and ask Sister Ah Li, she may know what to do?" ”

"Sister Ah Li, the boss is in heat, what's going on?"

The jade-faced little flying tiger is really sincere, and it really ran to ask Ah Li.

"I-I don't know!"

Ah Li spread his hands and said with a blank expression: "Bao'er has never looked like this before!" ”

"The boss looks miserable, we have to find a way to help it!" Mao Mao walked up and said.

"The old man has a way to relieve the rabbit's pain now!" Guiguzi leaned over and said.

"You have a way, why don't you hurry up!" Maomao glared at it angrily.

"Although the old man has escaped into the empty door, according to the law of species reproduction in nature, most of the rabbits in estrus are mating seasons, and they only need to press on the ground to 'snap'!"

"I know that!" The jade-faced little flying tiger hurriedly replied: "My mother taught me since I was a child that I want to be the strongest among tigers, because only the truly strong can have the right to mate!" ”

When everyone heard this, their heads were full of black lines.

"But I have a doubt!" The jade-faced little flying tiger didn't understand why everyone looked at it like a pen, but it didn't think much about it, but continued: "The key to the question is whether the boss 'snapped' someone else, or someone else 'snapped' the boss? ”

Seeing that the jade-faced little flying tiger was serious, Mao Mao, who was worried about the safety of the rabbit, didn't think about it so much, and it continued along with the jade-faced little flying tiger's words: "Try it all, the boss has been more abnormal in both behavior and temperament recently, and now it's really hard to tell whether it's male or female." Otherwise, the crocodile mother and the junior go up and give it a try, and see if it's the boss who 'pops' you or you 'pop' the boss! ”

"Why me?" The jade-faced little flying tiger said dissatisfied.

"Because you are strong, only the truly strong can have the right to mate!" Mao Mao patted the jade-faced little flying tiger's head and said, "Believe in yourself, you are the strong one!" ”

"Okay, since Brother Mao said that I am a strong man, then I'll go up and try it!"

The jade-faced little flying tiger strode towards the rabbit, and said as he walked: "Boss, I am still a virgin, in order to save you, I am willing to dedicate myself, you endure a little, the pain will pass!" ”

Just as the jade-faced little flying tiger was about to walk up to the rabbit, a black shadow in the slope rushed out and stopped it with a "whoosh".

"Howling Dogs?"

Seeing the appearance of the black shadow, Mao Mao was stunned for a moment and said, "Why are you, aren't you dead yet?" ”

"Ahem-" The Roaring Sky Dog coughed embarrassedly and said, "The dog master is blessed with a great life, how can he be easily taken by a dog?" ”

"And what do you want?" The mother crocodile took a step forward, glared at the whistling dog angrily, and said, "Didn't you 'serve' you comfortably last time?" ”

"Don't don't, don't do this!"

Seeing the crocodile mother, the whistling dog was suddenly stunned, and it subconsciously took a step back and said: "The dog master happened to pass by here, and I heard that the rabbit was in heat, and the dog master can help with this matter!" ”

"Can you help?" Mao Mao looked at the roaring dog with a puzzled expression.

"That's right!" The Roaring Sky Dog nodded, and said with a lewd smile: "This is the strength of the Dog Master, don't you know, the reason why the Origin Land is prosperous for people and animals is at least half of the Dog Master's credit!" ”

"Okay, okay, since you're an expert, then come on!" The jade-faced Little Flying Tiger stepped aside to make room for the Howling Dog.

The Roaring Sky Dog grinned, then turned to the rabbit and said, "Rabbit, this time the dog master is here to help, don't be nervous, just relax your body according to the rhythm of the dog master!" ”

In a place that everyone could not see, there was an extra dagger of cold light on the claws of the Howling Dog.

Of course, the Howling Dog is not here to "help", it is here to carry out a mission.

Since the resurrection from the dead, the Howling Sky Dog has been crouching near the Valley of Forgotten Worries and preparing for an opportunity to carry out a sneak attack, and it just so happened that the discussion of the crowd made it know that the rabbit seemed to be "sick", and the Howling Sky Dog intuitively felt that a golden opportunity had come.

The rabbit is the boss of the Tiansao Emperor group, and is the backbone of this group of "rabble", if the roaring dog can kill the rabbit with one blow, I believe that the task assigned by the master can be easily completed.

The rabbit's "illness" undoubtedly provides an excellent sneak attack opportunity for the howling dog, and it naturally will not miss it.

"Rabbit, the dog is here!"

The Howling Dog screamed, jumped up, and stabbed the rabbit in the lower abdomen with the dagger on its paws.

Seeing the rabbit slumped on the ground like a dead pig, the roaring dog's excited hara was about to flow out.

If you stab it this time, no matter how powerful the rabbit is, it won't be able to jump up!

"Clickβ€”"

At a distance of an inch from the rabbit's lower abdomen, the dagger could not be pierced in any way, and a cloud of green light lingered out, and the dagger with cold light seemed to have stabbed into the steel plate, and it broke in half with a "click".

At the same time, the rabbit's hind hooves kicked the dog in the face of the howling dog, and the howling dog turned his head to see that the rabbit raised its head slightly, and a pair of scarlet eyes radiated a terrifying and fierce light.

"Don't get me wrong, rabbit, I can explain!" The Howling Dog raised the dagger with only one handle left and said: "This is called an enema in professional terms, so it must be an enema before, otherwise it will be unhygienic." Because of the harsh environment and incomplete supporting equipment, there is no other prop to replace it for the time being, so I have to use a dagger to barely actβ€”"

"Bang-"

Before he could finish speaking, he felt the rabbit's hind hooves jerk back, and then a vast force came from the bridge of his nose, and then the howling dog ascended to the sky.

"Grass and mud horses, rabbits kicked dogs!"

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