Act 92 Liu Ahu in the Night
There was no one in the town, and the Zhao family army was bold. In order to save time, Dong Rui also directly ordered that all departments find houses to stay in on the spot, and the fifth regiment stayed to keep vigil.
In half an hour, all the troops of 30,000 people had entered the town, and the population of the town was only about 5,000 people, and there were only so many houses. However, these soldiers have long been accustomed to the shop, and they are also accustomed to the small movements of their comrades around them. So, the whole house is moved in, and there are still a few rooms to spare.
Of course, these vacant houses were used as conference rooms and Dong Rui's residence. He was a dignified general, and he would not sleep in the bunk with those soldiers when he didn't need to.
"Alas, people who are miserable have to work hard." Lao Zhu sat at the mouth of an alley and wiped his own gun, he was a soldier of the Fifth Regiment. Today I was assigned to patrol this alley.
There were a few alleys around him that had a place to rest, but his alley was bare. Just because you don't have anything to keep doesn't mean you can't keep it. It's the same everywhere, Lao Zhu simply sat in the middle of the alley. It was a little cold, and he looked for a few pieces of wood in the alley, lit a fire with the flint in his arms, and baked it.
"Hey, Lao Zhu turned out that you were on duty here, I thought you were going to the town in the south. I came over when I saw a fire here, but I didn't expect it to be you. "It was a young man in his twenties who spoke.
Lao Zhu put his hands on the fire, turned his head to look at Cuntou, and said suspiciously: "Cuntou, aren't you on duty in the alley of the noodle restaurant?" How did you get here? ”
"Where is this black light blind to the fire? Look at me, I forgot to wear a vest when I left, it was thinner than what you were wearing, didn't you see the fire, come and rub the fire. He said with a wink. As he spoke, he leaned back against the fire.
Lao Zhu smiled and patted his shoulder: "You kid, but you are very clever." How could it be impossible not to know that I was on duty here? Besides, we are across such a street, and my fire is jumping into the sky? You can see it. ”
Cuntou touched the back of his head embarrassedly: "I still wish you to see people clearly." ”
Then, the inch head pulled something out of the head of his gun. In this night, Lao Zhu only noticed the inch-headed mouse, but he didn't notice what was tied to his gun.
"It's a tough smell."
Pulling his head closer to the fire, Lao Du saw that it was a fat soybean worm. The bean worm still has half of its cocoons that have not faded.
Seeing that there was food, Lao Zhu suddenly opened his eyebrows and smiled: "I didn't expect that Brother Cuntou could still think of me Lao Zhu." ”
"Hey, what are you talking about? We're good brothers, how could I forget you. ”
As he spoke, he pulled out a sharp knife from his leg and jumped the cocoon on the bean worm's body violently. Lao Zhu was not idle, found a piece of long wood that had not been thrown away from the fire, and used a bayonet to split the long wood into thin sticks.
Bean worms have gone through a winter of hibernation, and this is when the flesh is at its hardest. With little moisture, it is best used for grilling. Cuntou didn't know where to find a piece of oiled paper, put the bean worms on it, cut off their claws with a knife, and then Lao Zhu used a skewer to string these claws together.
Later, they skewered the sliced bean worms one by one. When the fire was almost ready, he held it in his hand and roasted it on the fire.
Before it was ripe, Lao Zhu couldn't wait to pick off a piece and put it in his mouth to taste it. Lao Zhu closed his eyes, these five ripe flavors, although they have not been processed by any seasonings, also make Lao Du have an endless aftertaste.
"I haven't tasted this in months, it's delicious."
"Today is also lucky, when I was on patrol, I happened to see it lying in the hollow of the tree, so I took the opportunity to pee and hid it, and I took advantage of the dark night to take it out." ”
"The military rations we provided are for the rats! I haven't seen it change in half a year. Lao Zhu complained.
Lao Zhu is talking about those special cans of Yuemo. In the usual march, Yuemo does not cook, and all the dishes that accompany the meal are canned. After the defeat and retreat to the Tammy Basin, the Yuemo family was also short of materials, and there were only a few kinds of dishes that could be eaten, and there was no way to change the food of the soldiers, and it was good to be able to keep it on the food and clothing line.
This also led to complaints from the soldiers in the army about the food, and even thought that the quartermaster was greedy for the oil and water. The violent beating of the quartermaster has not occurred in the past six months, and for this reason, the senior management of the family also issued a special order to clarify the matter, so that the quartermaster will no longer suffer this kind of beating.
"Hehe, this kind of day is almost over, and when I call back this time, I don't want anything." Looking forward to the future. Unexpectedly, Lao Zhu took advantage of the inch's attention and secretly masturbated again.
Lao Zhu smacked his lips: "It would be better if I could get some salt." ”
Cuntou hurriedly said: "I wish you to eat again, and there is a bunch missing." After that, he quickly snatched back a large handful of sticks in Lao Du's hand, and saw that the sticks in the hands of the two were balanced, so he gave up.
Cuntou took over the topic of Lao Zhu and said, "No salt is nothing, it would be nice if there was wine at this time." ”
Lao Zhu also looked up to the sky and longed for it, "While masturbating, drinking at the same time, I don't change it for a fairy." ”
At this moment, the fire was reflected in the light of the alley, and suddenly there was a rat shadow. Under the effect of the light angle, this moving rat shadow appeared unusually tall and very obvious, which naturally attracted the attention of the second rat.
"What a rat!" Lao Zhu, who reacted quickly, hurriedly stuffed the string into his hand, picked up the gun and pointed at the place where the mouse shadow appeared.
"Oh, don't shoot, good man, good man." Liu Ahu raised his hands and slowly wanted the fire to get closer.
Today, the people in the rear army did not see Liu Ahu, Lao Zhu measured Liu Ahu's dress up and down, and saw that he was a civilian, so he relaxed his vigilance and lowered the muzzle of the gun to avoid injuring the innocent.
Lao Zhu said suspiciously: "Aren't there no civilians in the town?" Who are you! Thinking of this, Lao Zhu suddenly raised his gun, and his commander said that there were no civilians in the town, so the troops were stationed in the town's house.
"Master Jun, I am indeed a civilian. Today I was washing clothes by the lake, but I was called by Chief Dong for questioning. I'm just an ironworker, I've never seen such a big formation, and I'm terrified. You've been running back and forth in town for another night, and I've slept somewhere. This does not come out to scatter the mind. I never thought I would meet two military masters. ”
Hearing this, Lao Zhu remembered that when they stopped outside the town in the afternoon, when Adjutant Yi Shan led the team to investigate, there was a vague rat without a military uniform in front of him, and it seemed that it was the one in front of him.
Seeing that the head was holding a handful of skewers in his hand, Liu Ahu immediately became acquainted. "The two military masters are eating skewers here, I am a hunter in autumn and winter, and I strike iron in the town in spring and summer when there is no prey."
As he spoke, Liu Ahu sniffed hard, pointed to the skewers in his hand, and said brightly: "I said that the taste is wrong, it turns out that there is no salt." ”
As he spoke, he took out a small packet of white crystal-like things from his bosom and introduced them to the second rat:
"I'm a mountain salt, it's fragrant."
After speaking, Liu Ahu handed the salt to Cuntou, but Cuntou looked at Lao Zhu, and Lao Zhu was thoughtful.
Liu Ahu smiled awkwardly: "The military master walks outside and eats the biggest, I, Liu Ahu, am not afraid of anything!" Don't worry, this salt is mountain salt, it's good, it's not poisonous! ”
Liu Ahu simply snatched a bunch from Cuntou's hand, pinched a small pinch from the salt bag and sprinkled it, and then heated it on the fire to melt the salt into the meat. When this skewer of meat was already hot, Liu Ahu stuffed this skewer into the end.
While chewing, he didn't forget to take out the flask hanging from his waist, open it and take a sip. "Cool! This season's bean worm meat is the crispiest! ”
"So there's still wine." Seeing that Liu Ahu had tried a string by himself, he was no longer restrained, reached out and took the salt in Liu Ahu's hand, grabbed some and sprinkled it.
"Come, brother, lend me the wine." Inch head said.
Liu Ahu casually handed the wine jug to Cuntou, who opened the jug, spilled some wine on the skewers back and forth, removed the fishy smell, and then raised his head and took a big sip.
Lao Zhu, who was in a hurry this time, threw the gun directly on the ground, did it with a butt, and snatched the wine bottle from his hand: "I don't know how to share good things." Then, too, he raised his head and took a big sip.
The three rats gathered around the fire, refilled some firewood, and began to talk about homely things.
Liu Ahu said: "I still have a large piece of rabbit jerky in my arms. As he spoke, he took out a large piece of dried rabbit meat from the painting. When they saw the rabbit meat, the eyes of the two rats lit up, and the worm was not enough for the three of them to have a supper. There is still some wine, but there is no appetizer.
Jerky should not be grilled over fire, but it is a good appetizer. Liu Ahu picked up the saber that he put on the oiled paper, divided the jerky in his hand into three pieces, and gave it to the head and Lao Zhu.
"I made this jerky myself, and many of the seasonings are only produced locally, so outsiders can't eat them at all."
"That's really a blessing for the Toa Hu brothers." Lao Zhu praised.
After the two rats received the jerky, they gnawed it directly, but they didn't see Liu Ahu move. The inchhead who ate with relish found that Liu Ahu was looking directly at Lao Zhu and the two of them, and said suspiciously: "Brother Ahu, why don't you eat, what do you see us doing?" Liu Ahu touched his face, there is nothing abnormal? Then, he glanced at Lao Zhu beside him again.
Hearing this, Lao Zhu was shocked, and hurriedly put down the piece of meat in his mouth, and he didn't even dare to chew the meat that he hadn't swallowed in his mouth.
I saw Liu Ahu sneering, "I don't dare to eat it, there is sweat medicine in it, and I will fall asleep if I eat it." ”
"You!" Hearing this, Lao Zhu didn't know where he was, and pointed at Liu Ahu angrily, at this time he was about to look for his gun but felt that his head was empty, and he didn't listen to the call. Then there was a whirlwind of the sky, and a sleepiness that was difficult to hide came, and Lao Zhu's body suddenly invaded to the side.
On the other hand, he was in a hurry, and before Liu Ahu finished speaking, he had already fainted to the ground.