Lin Miaomiao, who got a new mobile phone, how could she study hard with peace of mind?

Turn on the portable WiFi, squat in the toilet, plug in the headphones on the phone, just want to brush up on the TV series or something, I don't know why I just clicked on the Fighting Shark APP, found the live broadcast room number I was familiar with, and saw what an unscrupulous master in her heart was doing.

As a result, she saw everything she had just seen until she ran out of traffic.

"I'll go, the master is too powerful, it's actually more than an hour, I can't get up here, it's hard to step out of my legs......" Lin Miaomiao got up, and found that she couldn't stand it, more than an hour of squatting in the pit, making her legs difficult to bear the load, and suddenly exerting force, almost letting her fall into the pit.

Her legs were numb, but she didn't know that she said this, which directly caused the misunderstanding of the neighboring pit.

The young lady in the neighboring pit, when she heard the next door say this, she instantly had various associations:

The master is too powerful?

More than an hour?

Can't stand up?

Mom, what did I hear?

Between the lightning and flint, all kinds of brain supplements, thinking about it, she felt very excited, and hurriedly got up and ran back to the bedroom to gossip.

This is probably the joy of collective life

Hey~

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you've been waiting for me for more than an hour, good evening, good evening." Chen Fan seemed to be apologizing, but in fact, he didn't have the idea of apologizing at all, but no one could see his face.

Chen Yifa: "It's okay, it's okay, watching you play the game, the effect of our live broadcast room exploded, and it didn't take more than an hour, Xiaofan, tell me what you want to say." ”

The big anchors introduced by Chen Yifa are all her friends, or they are all from a circle of friends and a faction in the live broadcast, hearing Chen Yifa say this, even if he is dissatisfied, he said: "It's okay, it's okay." ”

"Okay, then I won't continue to talk nonsense, about a week later, in the mobile app store, a game will be launched, when the time comes, I will invite you to try it during the live broadcast, of course, I will ask you to advertise, I will give you advertising money, you are all found by Sister Fa, the popularity of the subscription is more than million, 200,000 an hour, that is, you play an hour of the game, that is, I want you to promote the game, I will give you 200,000, the popularity is between 500,000 and 1 million, I will give you 100,000 an hour, The rest, you 20,000 yuan an hour, okay, that's it, if you are willing to do it, find Sister Fa to report, and someone will record your time at that time, as long as you dare to broadcast, I dare to give money, you have the final say on how long it is, of course, you can also tell the platform, I will also give the remaining anchor an appropriate advertising fee, but it will definitely not be like the price that Sister Fa found......"

Chen Fan gave Chen enough face.

Chen Yifa couldn't close his mouth, and said with a smile: "Thank you Xiaofan, I don't have such a big face." ”

barrage

"I'm going, I'm sour, I'm holding myself tight."

"Just ask you if you're angry, people study better than you, and they are richer than you!"

"Is Brother Xueshen so rich?"

“666”

"Mom, my mother has a bold idea!"

"This fairy also has a bold idea!"

"Little brother, sister, I don't want to fight anymore!"

"Don't want to fight +1"

……

"That, Chen Fan, right, let me ask you if you are a dealer or something else, I mean this is your own company?" A+ was a little depressed, thinking that he was so rich, just now he learned that it's okay to study, play a ghost game!

"Of course, it's my own company, my own game, it's not easy for me to buy and sell with a small capital!" Chen Fan sold badly.

A+：“……”

You are so big, hundreds of thousands, or even millions of them have been scattered, you say you have no money, who will believe it!

Forget it, A+ was depressed, shut up and didn't speak, and then quit the microphone.

The barrage in Chen Fan's live broadcast room

"Hahaha, just now the eldest brother wanted to tell Brother Fan to let him play a professional game, but Brother Fan's instant act of throwing money made the eldest brother hold back a mouthful of old blood."

“666”

。。。

Chen Fan also saw this barrage

Playing professionally? I play a ghost profession, do you want to laugh at me to death, and then inherit my billions of family assets?

Didn't talk about this topic either

With Chen Yifa's farewell, a group of anchors withdrew from the live broadcast room, and Chen Fan also ended the live broadcast and began to sleep.

The next morning

still pinched the last second to enter the classroom, and under the helpless little eyes of the history teacher, the class began.

After class, a group of people surrounded Jiang Tianhao and played fried golden flowers.

Lin Miaomiao also wanted to play on the side, but she could only watch dryly, because everyone didn't take her.

In desperation, Lin Miaomiao took the book and asked Chen Fan to study.

When passing by Qian Sanyi, Lin Miaomiao saw Qian Sanyi playing a small game of gunfight with a calculator, and she was not too surprised, because she knew that these were all leftovers from Chen Fan's play last night.

Well, I learned from a master.

Sitting next to Chen Fan, Lin Miaomiao asked questions, she was really looking at the information stored by Chen Fan on her mobile phone last night, and she also had many questions.

Chen Fan explained carefully

"CS, I'll go, Sany, are you using a calculator to type CS?" Deng Xiaoqi saw that Qian Sanyi had been fiddling with the calculator in his hand, so he deliberately stepped forward and took a closer look, and after seeing it, he exclaimed loudly.

"What?"

"I'll go!"

The boys immediately left Jiang Tianhao and surrounded Qian Sanyi

"Oh my God"

"Really playing CS"

Jiang Tianhao's heart was unbalanced, and he cut off.

"First brother, let me play for a while."

"Brother Yi, how about I play?"

...

A group of playful teenagers

Sun Chuanchu turned around and said to Jiang Tianhao: "Haozi, it's really not that my brother won't help you, you look at you, you look at others, yours is too rough!" ”

After that, he joined the ranks of the central begging for money Sanyi.

What's more: "Qian Sanyi, you are simply the king of the earth!" ”

Well, in order to play, there is no one!

Qian Sanyi stopped what he was doing, and said coldly: "No, I'm not the king of the earth, let me ask you, who is the king of the earth?" ”

The crowd was dumbfounded

We just want to play a game, don't you?

Don't say it, I really don't know.

"We humans are the kings of the earth, and we rule the earth." Jiang Tianhao was the first to say it.

"Yes, yes." Someone chimed in.

"False, the real king of the earth is microbes, and microbes have a history of 3.4 billion years, while humans have only 7 million years. There are many microorganisms in life, and if you add Sun Kuan, there will be 120 catties, then there will be five or six catties of microorganisms in his body, and we will coexist with microorganisms. "Qian Sanyi can be said to be loud.

People are often in a field that they are not familiar with, and suddenly hear a very good remark, they will feel very good.

The worship of the ignorant to the knowing

Human

"Master, do you know about microorganisms too?" Lin Miaomiao asked in a low voice.

"In 1928, human beings invented antibiotics, since then the history of our battle with microorganisms has opened the curtain, human beings for their own health, opened this silent, invisible and untouchable fight, the war began, I predict the fourth world war, that is, all human beings and the species that threaten themselves......" Chen Fan also launched a shocking remark.

Bragging criticism, who wouldn't!

meanwhile

Qian Sanyi raised his hand: "Cosmic space, the twin paradox, Schrödinger's cat...... Five topics, let's talk casually. ”

Talk about it

"Master, why don't you behave like him?" Lin Miaomiao pointed to Qian Sanyi, who was talking, and asked.

Chen Fan was educating Lin Miaomiao very seriously: "Miaomiao, let me tell you, people, you can't tell the world what you want to do before you do anything, in that case you will not be able to do anything." ”

"Those who have achieved great things in ancient and modern times must have perseverance, have you seen the efforts of successful people?"

Lin Miaomiao shook her head: "I haven't seen it!" ”

Chen Fan: "So, your efforts are not for you to show off, your knowledge is not for you to show off, you have to hide your efforts in order to escape the world's view, and even after success, you have to hide your success, it's not that there are no people better than you in the world, it's just that people disdain to fight with you, you must know that there are people outside the world, and there are heavens outside the sky." ”

"Then you also researched that game, but you didn't show it, that's the same reason, right?" Lin Miaomiao suddenly came to this mouth.

"How did you know I had developed this game too?" Chen Fan asked.

Lin Miaomiao: "......"