In the busy modern city, Huang Xiaowei once again crossed back from the Qin Dynasty, and still appeared on the main road last time, and he was also blocked in the middle of the road once, and he was also surrounded by cars.

But this time, none of the drivers honked their horns to tell him to get out of the way, but they all got out of the car one by one and took a wild shot with their mobile phones.

It can't be blamed that the drivers haven't seen the world, it's really that Huang Xiaowei and Qin Shihuang The current posture of the three of them is too special for a hundred years, a young man wearing ancient armor fainted on the back seat of the bicycle with a pale face, and his body was still bleeding.

Of course, this is not very eye-catching, mainly because Qin Shi Huang, who was riding on Huang Xiaowei's neck, was too funny, and this guy was still looking at the people around him with a blank face, and said in his heart, what the hell is this, they are all dressed so weird.......

This is also Huang Xiaowei's thick skin, if a normal person is seen riding a bicycle on the street, and when he is still riding by another person on his neck, he will already be in the mouse hole.

Huang Xiaowei patted Qin Shi Huang's back and said, "When the fuck do you want to ride and roll down for Lao Tzu." ”

Qin Shi Huang also knew that his current posture was not very good-looking, so he jumped off Huang Xiaowei with a jump, and the irrelevant crowds around him who were watching the excitement all exclaimed.

Qin Shi Huang deserved to be the first emperor of the ages, and knew that this was definitely not his own Qin State, so he didn't dare to talk nonsense, but walked in front of the young general alone, tore off a piece of cloth from his black robe, and bandaged his wounds.

Huang Xiaowei shouted at the crowd around him with a stinky face: "Rural people, haven't you seen the sky, do we understand that this is called Hanfu?" ”

A few uncles who drove taxis shouted at Huang Xiaowei: "That guy behind you is still bleeding, it doesn't matter, right?" ”

Huang Xiaowei waved his hand and said, "It's okay, my buddy just came back from the crew playing the corpse, and he was covered in ketchup." ”

", you can't see it, the young man riding on you is bandaging his wounds."

Huang Xiaowei became angry when he heard this: "Hey, can you speak, what do you mean by riding on me, he obviously rode on my neck, okay?" ”

The taxi driver whispered, "It's not a meaning yet......"

"The meaning of bullshit is far from good, and besides, do you know what my buddy does, big actor, I didn't see you coming home from the set and still entering the play here, you don't understand art."

The taxi driver looked at Qin Shi Huang and the young general, and couldn't help nodding and said: "Well, don't say that you look very handsome, it's quite suitable for being an actor, hey, I said, what are you doing, you don't look bad?" ”

When Huang Xiaowei heard this, he said: "Hehe, I'm their economic person, it's okay, it's all gone." ”

Huang Xiaowei walked up to Qin Shi Huang and whispered: "Don't say anything, don't ask anything, you know that I won't harm you." ”

Qin Shi Huang nodded and whispered: "This strong man, I also bother you to find a doctor to treat General Meng, and the widow will be grateful in the future!" ”

Huang Xiaowei agreed to this request, and then just as he was about to get on his bicycle and go, he heard the taxi drivers next to him whisper: "Don't you see it, I'll just say that these two people have a leg, where did they bite their ears just now, look at this intimacy, aren't they all like this abroad, big stars and agents together... Hey, hey, hey......"

Huang Xiaowei's face immediately darkened, and he was about to leave on the bicycle, but Qin Shihuang still wanted to ride on his neck, good guy, this is comfortable to ride, right?

Huang Xiaowei hurriedly pulled him and pointed to the long bar in front of the saddle of the bicycle and said, "You sit here......"

Qin Shi Huang's cheeks twitched unnaturally, and then he said: "I panicked........"

"If you don't want to be killed by Lu Buwei, just sit on it obediently."

Qin Shi Huang gritted his teeth and had to sit up, and as soon as Huang Xiaowei got on it, he heard another exclamation from the people next to him, and he realized that this position didn't seem to be good.

The taxi drivers then asked, "What is the name of the TV series you filmed, young man?" ”

Huang Xiaowei pedaled the bicycle hard and shouted: ""Crossing to Save Qin Shi Huang"

When the taxi driver heard it, he applauded: "This name is good, as soon as you hear it, you know that there is no pee, hey, when will the young man be released?" ”

Huang Xiaowei was so good that he was gone, and said leisurely: "Why did you die before he was released.........

Taxi Driver: "........."

In the modern city, there are actually three young people sitting on a bicycle with a floating rim, and I have to say that Huang Xiaowei and they have stolen all the eyeballs along the way.

Especially Qin Shi Huang's eyes are not enough along the way, in the end, the young man's heart is not too mature, looking at the speeding car on the street and asking: "What kind of animal is that, why is it so impolite, fart while running......."

I saw the little girls who were dressed very coolly and said in disgust: "These women are dressed so revealingly, even the women of the Qinlou Chu Pavilion will not be like this." ”

Huang Xiaowei asked strangely: "I said that you are a king, have you ever gone out to prostitute yourself?" ”

Qin Shi Huang said embarrassedly: "That's it..... You know. ”

Come on, I don't need him to say that Huang Xiaowei also understands that young people are always a little impulsive in that regard......

Qin Shi Huang opened his mouth and asked at this time: "This strong man, I don't know what to call it?" ”

Huang Xiaowei glared at the bicycle and said, "Ao, it's easy to say, you can just call me Xiaowei." ”

"Oh, Brother Xiaowei, I don't know where this is, it's not very similar to the Central Plains, it's ...... Hey, how did this person be so tall, could it be that he is a giant in ancient legends? ”

Huang Xiaowei looked in the direction pointed by Qin Shi Huang, it turned out to be Yao Ming's advertising sign endorsing his own red wine, but how to explain this to him, Huang Xiaowei thought for a while and said, "You know how to draw, right?" ”

Qin Shi Huang was really uncomfortable sitting on that long bar, twisted his ass and said, "I know." ”

"Oh, that's easy to say, this is what people painted, not real people."

Qin Shi Huang listened to Huang Xiaowei's explanation and pondered: "Well, it seems that this person has excellent painting skills, and he is a rare talent. ”

Huang Xiaowei pouted while riding a bicycle and stopped talking.......

Twenty minutes later, Huang Xiaowei rode his bicycle to the city hospital, and rushed towards the hospital with Qin Shihuang carrying the young general.

However, Huang Xiaowei was surprised when he looked at Qin Shi Huang, he didn't expect that he could take care of his subordinates personally as an emperor.

Qin Shi Huang helped the young general into the hospital, looked at the figure walking around in front of him, coupled with the pungent smell of disinfectant water, covered his nose with his long sleeves and said loudly: "May I ask which one is the doctor, come and help the widow ......"

Before he finished speaking, Huang Xiaowei hurriedly covered his mouth, you must know that the mental hospital is opposite, in case Qin Shihuang was arrested as soon as he came, he would have to spend money to get him.......

------------------------------------------------------------- dividing line - Qinlou Chu Pavilion is a brothel during the Qin Dynasty, Xiaowei I can specially find Du Niang to check