Chapter 33: Nine Nights Payment
"Boss, are you still alive?"
Uchiha Kuya looked at the Mediterranean uncle who had nothing to think about like a dead wife, and teased.
What this old man wants to do, with the observation power of the Uchiha Kuya Shinobi and the eternal kaleidoscope writing wheel eye that is not closed in the left eye, it is naturally clear.
It is because of the clarity that the Uchiha Nine Nights will suddenly have a bad taste.
To put it simply, he did it on purpose.
Life is so good, so depressing, I have the obligation to give Uncle Mediterranean a vivid and real ninja lesson.
Otherwise, when Uncle Mediterranean kisses his paper man wife in the future, he doesn't notice it, and what should he do if he is killed by his wife in real life?
This saved Uncle Mediterranean's life in advance, and when he was in the ninja world, he didn't have this kindness~
Alas......
Uncle Mediterranean's face turned red into a pig's liver, and he was half furious, and in the end, everything melted into a long sigh.
From today on, you have to be in sage mode all the time.
"Is there anything this guest can help with?"
Uncle Mediterranean threw the photo album in his hand onto the chair with a dull face, stood up with a big belly.
"Do a few paper ads."
Uchiha Kuya handed the photo of the shrine that Nishinomiya Yuzuru had taken for himself to Uncle Mediterranean.
"Any requests and additions?"
Uncle Mediterranean flipped through the photos in his hand and asked without raising his head.
"Yes, my shrine has a history of hundreds of years, so I have to give it a name, it's a selling point. The rest of the bosses, you look at the editor, anyway, how mythical, how romantic, how attractive you can come..."
As soon as Uchiha Jiuye's words fell, he saw Uncle Mediterranean looking at him speechlessly.
This kind of request, young man, I'm afraid you don't want to embarrass my fat tiger...... Ahh
I'm just a printer and a light designer.,You asked me to make up stories for your shrine.,If I had that ability.,And what photo album to watch.,It's going to live battles!
"Boss, work hard, I believe in you, as long as you can let me see the results, money is not a problem!"
Seeing the eyes of the Mediterranean uncle, Uchiha Kuya felt that he should give him a little hope.
After all, if you want a horse to run, you have to give it grass!
Sure enough, as soon as Uchiha Jiuye's words fell, Uncle Mediterranean's face instantly improved a lot, and even the resentment that he might have to stay in the sage mode forever was much lighter.
"Since the guest said so, then I'll give it a try!"
Uncle Mediterranean, who entered the working mode, had a straight face, put the photo on the scanner, and a pair of oily palms moved flexibly on the keyboard.
Tsk, sure enough, people can't look good, Uncle Mediterranean can be regarded as a specialist in the art industry, after all, he is so old, and he still needs to read the photo album.
In just over two hours, Uchiha Kuya found himself a small maza and sat in the store, gently biting a cookie in his mouth from time to time.
To be honest, if you hadn't seen it with your own eyes, Uchiha Kuya couldn't believe that the lewd Mediterranean uncle actually had a little daughter who could make handmade cookies!
After trying to call Uncle Mediterranean a few times to no avail, Uchiha Kuya decisively stopped this unwise behavior, anyway, that little sister also invited herself to eat, if Uncle Mediterranean didn't want to eat, just solve it for him himself, why bother people so much?
"That's it!"
Uncle Mediterranean, who had been fighting in front of the computer for two hours, roared violently, stretching his waist with excitement on his face, startling the Uchiha for nine nights, and almost choked on the cookie.
"How?"
Propaganda posters are spit out of the printer.
"Perfect!"
Uncle Mediterranean's face was full of redness, as if he had returned to the prosperous years of his youth, with a surging pride in his chest and a high spirit.
"Perfect ......?"
Pulling out a freshly printed propaganda poster from the printer, Uchiha Kuya's face turned black as far as his eyes looked.
"Why is my photo on this?"
"Isn't that about attracting tourists? Based on the address you reported, plus a shrine in disrepair, there is no selling point at all!
So...... If you want to attract customers, you must come up with your own selling point of the shrine!
According to the current impetuous era, a shrine that focuses on love, plus a young and handsome priest, don't want to deceive those little girls! ”
Uncle Mediterranean swore and explained.
"However, my shrine will not be responsible for marriage!"
Hearing this, Uchiha Kuya nodded thoughtfully, although he felt that Uncle Mediterranean's words were fooling, but it was undeniable that there was really a little truth.
"What's this, if you really go to the shrine to worship and ask the gods, you will send a perfect match, then how can there be so many single dogs in this world!"
When he said this, Uncle Mediterranean's expression was indescribably hateful! The whole person gritted his teeth.
Tsk~, this Mediterranean uncle, there is a story!
"So be it, I'll go back and try!"
After listening to Uncle Mediterranean's words, Uchiha Kuya thought about it and felt that it was the same truth.
People go to the shrine to worship, most of them are just out of a kind of spiritual sustenance or hope for life, it doesn't matter whether it works or not, it doesn't work, it doesn't work, it doesn't work, it works, the gods are distracted, and that's it.
Holding a large stack of high-quality promotional posters, the Uchiha was about to leave the small shop at nine nights, and the shopkeeper behind him saw this and hurriedly stopped him.
"Wait, guest, have you forgotten something?"
"Forgot...? Oh yes! ”
Uchiha Kuya's face suddenly woke up.
"Boss, I have to ask you to borrow a marker again."
Pulling out a black marker from the pen holder on the counter, under the bewildered gaze of Uncle Mediterranean, Uchiha Kuya turned around again and walked in the direction of the store door.
"Wait a minute, guest, you may have really forgotten something, like the cost of making a promotional poster or something!"
Seeing that Uchiha Jiuye really couldn't think of it, Uncle Mediterranean didn't come to any vague hints, and directly pointed out.
"Well, it's this, I haven't forgotten!"
"Didn't you say it before, as long as it works, money is not a problem!"
Hearing this, Uchiha Kuya nodded affirmatively.
"Right!"
Uncle Mediterranean was also relieved to see that Uchiha Jiuya finally remembered this incident.
"But haven't you seen the effect yet? After the opening of my shrine, if the publicity effect is good enough, I will definitely give the boss a big red envelope! ”
"By the way, boss, this is the location of the shrine, you are welcome to bring your daughter to the shrine to worship, and by the way, you can also take a look at the achievements of your own works!"
Uchiha Jiuye took out a promotional poster and handed it to Uncle Mediterranean's arms, and while the uncle was stunned, with a momentary technique, the figure disappeared into the small shop in an instant.
After a long time, the poor middle-aged uncle finally came back to his senses, his lips trembled slightly, and his face was full of disbelief.
In the world, there are such brazen people!
I actually came to the print shop for nothing!
And how did he know I had a daughter?
For a moment, Uncle Mediterranean seemed to be dozens of years old in the blink of an eye, and collapsed tremblingly on the work chair.
He thought of a terrible possibility!!