"Hurry up and get to know yourself, and let's end this game quickly."

Xue Fei sat on the ground and muttered in a very fast speed and a very small voice, "Obviously you said that you want to enjoy the game, but you are urging it back and forth, the foreplay has not been played enough, and the climax has not yet arrived, why is it about to end!" Oh man! It's all big pig's trotters, men are like needles, they will say that this needle doesn't hurt at all before they start, and they are more anxious than anyone else when they go in, and the time inside is short, and they are very ruthless when they are pulled out. ”

"What are you talking about?"

"Praise you for being handsome!" Xue Fei had an expression that you see if you are satisfied with my answer, and if you are not satisfied, I will make up another one.

"Just let you kill yourself once, why are you so inked?!"

"After all, it's the first time that people are a little scared, isn't it normal?" Xue Fei gestured with the one-handed sword, "Isn't it appropriate for me to hold this thing for seppuku?" And there has to be a wrong person in this seppuku! Why don't you help me make a mistake, man? ”

The delusional heart at this time is extremely broken, "Won't you just let you commit suicide?" Where did you get so many plays?? You're not happy, are you? Did you live as a shrimp in your last life? ”

If someone held a competition that forced the people around him to complain, then Xue Fei would definitely be able to win the championship, which could even be regarded as a special skill he was born with.

"It's called a sense of humor, and having a sense of humor is the best way to enjoy the world, isn't it?"

"I'll give you three seconds, and in three seconds, I'll kill her if you're still alive!! Three, two......"

Xue Fei stabbed his one-handed sword into his stomach with a backhand, but suicide couldn't stop him, and before he lost consciousness, he hummed the famous lyrics of a famous song, "The cold ice rain slapped ...... my face indiscriminately"

Soon, Xue Fei's body turned into a white light and disappeared into the game world.

Delusion let out a sigh and looked at Zhang Xiaofei with a smile, "I'm sorry, I was rude before, and I did special things under special circumstances, I hope you can forgive me." So, do you want to end the game next, or do you want to stay a little longer? ”

Zhang Xiaofei turned around, reached out and grabbed the arrogant tie, and pulled him in front of him, "Let me tell you, what the old lady hates the most is people like you who pretend to be like you!" Pretend to be a fart, are you rich or expensive? Well?! It's obviously a lewd villain, and he wants to pretend to be a gentleman, just like the kind of person who wants to set up a memorial arch even if he is practicing himself! And you think that if that unconscionable bastard leaves, you will be able to eat me safely? You're thinking about peach, accept the sanction of the old lady! ”

A gorgeous uppercut hit the delusional chin, and the delusional whole person was thrown into a state of floating, and a brutal massacre followed.

Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention that Zhang Xiaofei's last punch was a punch that fell from the sky.

After being beaten into the air, delusion was connected to death by a combo, and he never touched the ground.

When beating someone, Miss Zhang's mouth didn't stop, "The gun is quite slippery?!" You, why don't you. Aren't you particularly good at running? How can he be like a dead dog now! You run! Why don't you run away? I also took hostages, and I had a lot of fun! Still pretending! The old lady is going to discount the legs of people like you today, three !!! ”

This delusional game is like a roller coaster, with big ups and downs......

If he had found a microphone for him to say his last words, he would have said, "You're so strong, why did you go earlier!" "Why do you want to play Iron Fist with hands and feet, is it interesting!" "Women are terrible!!" "Earth is too dangerous, I want to go back to Mars!" "Mom! Children are not filial!! Woowoo!! ”

After Zhang Xiaofei killed the delusion into scum with an unhappy face, the settlement screen of the game appeared in front of her.

【Mission Accomplished】

【Successfully find the killer and kill him】

【Gain XP 700】

【Earn 450 Destiny Points】

[Due to the player's excellent performance, the special title of female boxer is upgraded to female boxer]

Presumably, you should understand when you see this, Zhang Xiaofei's special ability to air in seconds just now was brought by her title.

Zhang Xiaofei was originally a feminist, and in a previous game, Zhang Xiaofei came across a script related to the feminist movement, and received this special title because of her active performance in that script.

The title of women's boxing is strong and strong, and chicken ribs are also real chicken ribs.

Everyone has already got the tough side, so I won't talk nonsense, and I'll mainly mention the chicken ribs in this regard.

Women's boxing is not liberated at all times, and can only be launched when Zhang Xiaofei clearly feels that someone has an insulting tendency towards women and is angry about it, and the effect can only be applied to the person who should be sanctioned.

When Zhang Xiaofei returned to the login space, he found that Xue Fei had quit the game, leaving only a message: "I played a super long process, I was very happy, but I really got it, after all, it's dead line, I'm going to burst my liver, please miss my hair that is about to die." ”

"Tsk."

glanced at the time and found that it was indeed not early, so Zhang Xiaofei also quit the game.

quit the game but didn't feel sleepy, Zhang Xiaofei looked at the notebook on her desk, which said her schedule, tomorrow's schedule is very empty, only two simple words, but those two words are like mountains, heavy on her heart, because those two words are blind dates.

Although Qiao Ling originally played the game just to connect with Xue Fei, we all know that getting used to this kind of thing is terrifying, and after forming a habit, we can't stop at all.

When he is not online with Xue Fei, Qiao Ling will also play single-player mode in his free time.

With the "Ring of Destiny in place, O man who has traveled through time and space!" Are you ready?! This line that has not changed for thousands of years sounded, and Qiao Ling started his own game time.

In front of you, there is a thick dark with a chocolatey texture.

Qiao Ling didn't take this darkness seriously, but simply thought it was a game card.

But when this darkness lasted for half a minute, Qiao Ling understood that there must be something strange about this matter, this girl is not such a simple thing as getting stuck a little bit, this is the rhythm of the whole game being stuck!

When Qiao Ling was about to perform the legendary Restart Dafa, a slightly surprised voice sounded in his ears, "Yo roar? I actually have a new colleague? Hi Da Pu Ben! ”

The moment the voice came, the darkness dissipated.