Chapter 718: Routine! It's all a routine! Play! A one-body play!
Huh, three-headed dog, two giant beasts are about to collide!
Although the wild boar form of the hum is much smaller than that of the head dog, the momentum of the hum is definitely not down!
After all, the head dog has been beaten into two heads by three heads, and it is not easy to beat the water dog?
This wave I hum and win!
Then, hum straighten your fangs, ready to give the head dog a hard time!
Hmph: Let them know that only my master can be a head dog! All the other dogs have to die!
And then...... Then the head dog disappeared from the field of vision!
Hmph: Wait! What about people?
Immediately, Hum reacted, and the head dog was on it!
Hum desperately wanted to look up, but couldn't lift it!
At this time, Humm's ears remembered Alice's former singing: Pig, you have two holes in your nose, and you still have snot when you have a cold. Pig, you have dark eyes, and you can't see the sky when you look at it~~
Hum: I'm Hum, I'm a pig. Unexpectedly, the pig would not be able to raise its head! I hate myself!
In the same way that he couldn't raise his head, Hum couldn't stop the charge, so he could only charge into the air...... Tragically like Don Quixote charging towards a windmill!
Don Quixo hummed......
In the eyes of others, just when the two giant beasts were about to collide, the human-headed dog took a leap, almost like flying, and glided over Hum's head.
Although it has no wings, it is not very difficult for an epic, spell-side monster to fly for a short time with the power of chaos.
Human Dog Head: That pig looks like it's iron, wouldn't it be a fool if I collided with it? The pig hit the tree, I can't hit the pig!
Hmph: You are ruthless, you are ruthless, you are vexatious! Are you worthy of the sacrifices I made? Do you deserve those tickets? You're a pig or a dog!
Hum how devastating the psychology is, you can experience it a little:
In order to take a test and propose to your girlfriend's family, you forget to sleep and eat, get up early and study greedily, and give gifts along the way.
However, his girlfriend's family couldn't wait, so they arranged a blind date for her, a rich and handsome ...... In the end, the examination has become your only obsession, after half a year of preparation, you are full of confidence! You will be able to become an official ape!
The day before the exam, the relevant units will inform you: The 15 establishments this time are not enough for the leaders. We won't be recruiting this time...... Apathy!
Xing Ye said in "The King of Comedy": If a person is hit too hard, he will enter a state of mental shock and no longer react.
Hum is now rushing forward with a blank face, even if it wants to look up, it can't! Because the pig can't do it!
A look of confusion, a look of bewilderment......
Just as the Aurius dog was about to flee back to the Black Forest again, a golden light blinked in the blink of an eye......
A gold brick slapped accurately and solidly on the head of the head dog!
The head dog didn't let alone glide, and fell directly into it.
At this time, a little soft who had never shown his face split between the two big trees, grabbed the big tree ~ stretched ~ and launched!
Let's go! The small soft card green mud, in the middle fell to the middle of the head dog!
This blow, like a volley, knocked the head dog away and fell back to its original place! Even further away than before!
Hum was looking like a pig with no love and no control, and then suddenly he bumped into something!
Don't say it, it's big and tough, like a huge mass of rubber!
Hum couldn't see the sky, let alone the thing that seemed to be flying from behind it.
It didn't know what it had hit, but at least it had hit something and stopped itself. And because it hit too hard, it also triggered the back of the steel bristles, and a large handful of steel needles with the length of a small arm were launched.
The thing that was shot down by the gold bricks, basically before it hit the ground, was attacked one after another, and it was already beaten stupid.
Waiting for the dog to roll involuntarily and stopped, it saw Artoria at a glance.
The Humandog fell to the ground, just in time to meet Artoria's eyes.
At this time, the head dog, a huge head as big as a water tank, was full of steel needles, just like the dog that fought bravely with the porcupine! It is enough to cause uneasiness in people with dense phobias. (Please don't Baidu~)
But after all, it is an epic monster, and its vitality is very tenacious, and it is not in danger of life......
Artoria: "Collapse of the Mountains"
Well, provided that Artoria stops hitting it.
The ground shook violently again, and large areas of woodland and lawn turned over as if they were blooming inside, and cracks on the ground large enough to sink buffalo spread, and then golden fighting energy burst out from the ground......
This is simply a ground-to-ground humanoid ground-penetrating missile!
Those druid rangers or something, before they could recover from the last wave of Auriur's soul wails and ground-splitting explosions, another wave of more violent tremors came.
Many have been appointed to fall to the ground, not intending to rise again.
Come on, face me up, I'll learn to enjoy!
Hum a look of surprise: I, I just knocked down! I bumped into it! Haha, I knew that I should hum and show my face! The tickets of the book lovers worked!
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"Ding-dong! Congratulations on slaying the epic monster human-faced three-headed dog. You have gained 7,600 XP points, 3,200 Destiny Points, and an epic skill card: Reactionary Swift Cannon (Purple). ”
Destiny Points are so huge! It seems that on the original trajectory of fate, these three dogs really escaped, and they did a lot of great things!
looked at a pig's face humming in surprise, and was so happy that he jumped in place. I almost didn't jump on Xiao Soft.
Xia Luo smiled happily: "Hum and Xiao Soft have a good cooperation this time!" ”
Charlotte: Hell, what's the tie there? What a coincidence!
"Yes." Luna nodded yes, "But ......"
"But what?" Charlotte asked.
"But can you get off the old lady first?" Luna's voice was filled with rage.
When he threw the bricks in his hand, he was lying on Luna......
"Cough~" Charlotte knew that he must not come down at this time, otherwise he would be afraid of something unbearable!
"Don't worry, wait until I'm sure it's safe nearby." At Charlotte's critical moment, she received the buff of "doubling the skin".
In the end, Charlotte finally succeeded, and Charlotte lowered her head and protected her face in the ...... chest. (Charlotte: I'll show you my flooring skills, too!) )
It was until everyone recovered. Then, by taking advantage of the fact that Luna doesn't want to make things happen, she gets out safely.
When Charlotte stood up, she felt a stone in her clothes, so she went to dig it out with her backhand.
Anyone who has experience knows that if you don't move, it's fine, but if you move, the stone will fall deeper.
Charlotte had to change several movements, jumping and jumping on the spot, bending over and hunchbacking, stunned. In the end, with the help of Alice, she took off her leather armor and lining, and shook off the stones.
Charlotte was bare-chested, revealing a bruise from the smashed back.
After all, he was just ordinary leather armor, and he had no defense against blunt weapon injuries such as falling rocks in the air.
Fortunately, Charlotte has a high physique and a strong recovery ability, and it won't take more than ten minutes for the bruises to disappear.
However, after seeing Charlotte's injury, Luna suddenly remembered the situation when she was protected by Charlotte.
Presumably at that time, he suffered a lot of damage in order to protect himself, right?
Luna took out a bottle of medicinal oil from her space pouch and threw it to Charlotte, shouting, "Charlotte, you look like a gorilla...... and walked away with a blushing face.
"Gorilla, what gorilla?" Charlotte was a little confused.
Alice poked him in the waist and whispered, "You just moved like a gorilla!" Okay, stop pretending, everyone is gone. ”
"Shhhhh Charlotte looked left and right, put on the leather armor, and pulled Alice away.
The muscles of his body are a few points higher than the defense of leather armor, and ordinary dung forks can't penetrate it, where will he be injured by a few small stones?
It's all drama! It's a routine! A man who doesn't understand routines in these years will not be able to reproduce the next generation......
Luna: Human routines are deep, I want to go back to the elf village......
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