Chapter 2023: Black and White Girl
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Like a thief, I looked carefully left and right, my ears pricked up, and I heard the movement of the red and white princess still tinkering in the kitchen, I quickly took a few steps forward, took off the wordless god card, and looked left and right.
There's no mechanism.,It's a real disappointment.,Sure enough, this thing can't hide some heavy secrets.。
Feeling bored, I put the card back in its place and yawned and left the worship hall.
Oh oh, that's right, let's pray for a blessing, so much money is also enshrined, nameless god, what does it mean, give us a permanent BUFF or something, such as a lucky aura.
Thinking of this, I'm about to cry, you can't afford to hurt the quasi-tragic emperor.
When I came out of the worship hall, as soon as I raised my head, I felt something strange, something crossed a trajectory in the sky, and flew straight and fast in this direction.
Enemy attack from the Red Devil Pavilion? This can't be done, the red and white princess is still cooking, at least when I'm full, how about it?
I looked up, only to find that the rapidly approaching figure was not malicious, and I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
I saw a figure in the sky, flying over the shrine, jumping down at a height of 100 meters, approaching quickly, kicking, and landing on the ground.
Helping her crooked pointed magic hat, her gaze fell on me.
Me: "......"
Girl: "......"
"Yo." She said hello first.
"Wow." I followed suit.
"You're the one Reimu said she was. A guy who gets pregnant at a glance? The other party asked.
Me: "......"
It's really embarrassing to say such rude things as soon as we meet, and of course, what's even more hateful is the red and white princess, I originally thought she was just joking, but I didn't expect to actually say this to her partner.
"No, that guy, it's not like you don't know her virtues." I shook my hand again and again.
"Hahahaha, it seems that you know Reimu quite well, have you known each other before? That guy. It is true that some inexplicable things are often said. The girl laughed heartily. Because of the undisciplined nature of the red and white princess, she quickly believed that I was innocent.
"I haven't known each other for long, it's just ......"
"It's just like-minded." The sound of a mending knife coming from behind.
"Who's like-minded with you, bastard, it's just your one-sided dumping festival." I looked back. The red and white princess who came out with a spatula in her hand retorted loudly.
"I thought it was the Red Devil guys coming again. I didn't expect it to be you. Didn't you say don't come? It's rude to disturb someone else's two-person world. ”
"What is the world of two, the world of two, can you eat it?!" In order not to cause misunderstanding, I naturally had to lift the coffee table angrily and continue to refute.
"Huh. The two of them are quite compatible. "The girl in the magic hat she saw looked left and right at me and the red and white princess, sighed, and then touched her belly.
"I'm hungry, and I happened to smell the fragrance when I passed by, so I came to eat."
"Are you a dog's nose at such a distance?" I looked shocked.
"It's not that I'm boasting, I'm very sensitive to things that interest me." The girl's proud nose was touched.
It's indeed an ability worth boasting about, but I always feel that she is not used in the right path, is it my delusion?
She stepped forward, looked me up and down, left and right, and suddenly raised her head and patted me on the shoulder.
"It's very good, you guy, you can get along well with Reimu, I thought her character would die alone in the near future."
"Yes, I really don't want to get along."
"It's really rude, don't say it, I seem to be very lonely."
I spoke with the red and white princesses.
"Hahahaha, it's so interesting, it's like you're acting in a two-person cross talk, you two." The girl hugged her stomach and laughed.
"Go, go, don't bother if you have nothing to do, I'm doing a big thing, a big thing to revitalize the shrine, and to cheat money from the pocket of the big financier." The red and white princess waved her little hand impatiently at the girl.
"Don't say that in front of the person, okay?" I looked at the red and white princess with a blank face, is this thing really so confident that it can dig money out of my pocket? Do you think that Rogge's third miserly name came for nothing?
"Huh? I'm here to worship, are you sure you want to drive people out? The girl looked regretful.
"Guest, this way, please." The red and white princess immediately threw me aside and made a respectful gesture of invitation to the girl in front of her.
Surreal, super snobbish, I can only use these five words to describe the red and white princess who is now full of flattery.
"Hahaha, that's just like the words." A girl who grasped the rhythm of the home field, under the guidance of the red and white princess, came to the front of the money box, touched the black and white dress with an apron style on her body, took out a bag, and poured it into the money box without looking at it.
I saw scattered things, there were glowing stones, fragments of books, blood-red branches, bones of unknown animals, etc., etc., although they could not be described as rubbish, but they were messy like a mass of garbage, and many items were poured out of it and entered the money box with a clatter.
"Vulture...... What are you doing!! The red and white princess was stunned for a moment, then hugged her head and screamed miserably.
"Worship." Pouring out the last item in the bag, the girl simply put the bag in her hand and let it fall into the money box.
"What the hell is this?" With a tearless expression, the red and white princess quickly flashed to the side holding the money box to prevent it from being destroyed twice.
"Woo woo, father, father is crying." Holding the money box, the red and white princess said sadly.
You're about to cry, hey.
"It's rude, I've picked it up along the way. Something that looks valuable. The girl looked at the red and white princess's reaction dissatisfied.
Let's say it, I picked it up, I said I picked it up, in short, it's really the garbage I picked up! I complained silently on the side, a little sympathetic to the red and white princess.
"Hurry up, I don't want to see you." The red and white princess whined and sobbed, waving at the girl.
"It's too much, obviously so much is enshrined." The girl pursed her lips.
"Are you really going to drive me away? Now comes to the main topic. With a sly smile, the girl suddenly pulled out another small bag from her four-dimensional bag. Shook it. The crisp sound of gold coins colliding seemed to resound throughout the shrine.
The red and white princess was stunned for a moment, as if her face changed, and the tears and sorrow on her face suddenly disappeared, putting on a dignified appearance. patted the red dress on his body. Put the money box neatly in the position just now. Look at the girl with sparkling eyes.
"Your Temperance...... It's really cheap. Even a girl who has been friends with the other party for many years, when she saw this scene, the corners of her eyes couldn't help twitching.
Seconded. Yan zhòng agrees!
"Then we'll have to see how much money the vulture will pay for my festival." The red and white princess had a dignified and beautiful, noble and solemn shrine maiden face, and the small hand placed on her waist was circled by her thumb and index finger, and she made an international gesture towards us.
Me: "......"
Girl: "......"
Sure enough, he couldn't keep up with the pace of this product.
"I can't help you." Covering her forehead with a headache, the girl stepped forward and turned the bag upside down, and sure enough, the gold coins flowed down from it, making the eyes of the red and white princesses who were watching from the side also turn into the shape of gold coins.
It's not someone to worship.,It's not as miserable as the red and white princess described before.,This shrine.。
Seeing this scene, I can't help but wonder if I was deceived by this 100,000 festival princess to sympathize again.
Anyway, it's a great pleasure to get another sum of money, and it's time to relax the peeking into my purse, I thought to myself.
That one...... Wait a bit.
I squinted my eyes and looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle.
The pocket of the gold coin in the girl's hand is pouring out, why does it look a little familiar, is it my delusion?
Just the one in my arms...... Exactly ...... The same...... Gone, bastard!!!!!
As soon as I touched it in my arms, two lines of tears burst out of my tiger's eyes, and I rushed to the money box with the momentum of a single savior, and reached out and snatched the money bag from the girl's hand.
Unfortunately, it was too late, and the moment I touched the money bag, the last gold coin fell, and the money bag was already empty, and when I reached my hand, it was completely shriveled into a ball.
"What the hell is you guy?!" I wanted to cry and shake the money bag without tears, hoping to find a child from it, but unfortunately there was only the sound of the empty bag popping, and I couldn't help but glare at the girl.
"Just now." The other party gave me a hearty thumbs up.
Just now...... Was it the moment when I was tapped on the shoulder? I didn't even notice it!
What shocked me even more was that the eyes and body were not aware of it, which only showed that the girl was skillful, the problem was that my third stingy instinct was that he didn't even find that the breath of money was far away from him, which is not scientific!
Looking at the girl, my gaze changed from anger to fear, natural enemy, this thing is definitely the natural enemy of my third miserly side of Rogge!
"After all, as an adventurer, he obviously has a place to put money, but he still puts the money bag in his arms, which is simply to attract people to steal, isn't it?"
The red and white princess also stood up and spoke for the girl, after all, the money had already arrived for her...... Uh, her father's belly went.
"Shut up, put the money bag in your arms, and feel the crisp beating of the gold coins with your heart, this beautiful feeling, no one will understand!" I hugged my purse tightly and glared at the two of them with the awe-inspiring gaze that everyone in the world was drunk and I was awake.
"Reimu, are you really going to get money from this kind of guy?" The girl pointed at me speechlessly.
"Well, it's difficult, it's challenging, I like it." The red and white princess said lightly.
"I've said it a few times, don't discuss it in front of me, and you want to scam me out of my money!"
"It's good that Reimu has also found her fateful enemy." The girl was a little envious.
My enemy is you, bastard!
"Ah, do you smell anything strange?" Suddenly. The girl shrugged her nose.
We seemed to smell her as well, shrugged our noses in unison, and finally, our eyes fell in the direction of the kitchen.
"Dish...... Burnt taste. The red and white princess looked at the spatula in her hand and seemed to remember something.
Half an hour later......
Looking at the plates of black charcoal on the table, I fell down weakly.
"Can't you just do it again?"
"You can't waste food." At this time, the red and white princess said what she should say like a shrine maiden.
"But ......" Suddenly, there was the sound of hula hula chopping rice next to him.
When I turned my head, I saw that the girl was eating the only uncooked white rice at a rapid speed. Ignoring the plates of coke on the table.
I'll go!
The red and white princess and I reacted too. Invariably, they stretched out their hands to the rice bowl.
A hundred birds are in the forest, it is better to have a bird in hand, and eat what can be eaten first, which is your own. The girl taught us what to do with her actions.
Luckily, the rice was sufficient. There is no such thing as the legendary table Shura.
"Huh. Eat enough, eat enough. The girl put down her rice bowl, and poured it down without a little girlish image, touching her slightly bulging belly. Very satisfying.
"Haven't eaten in days?" Seeing that the girl was still eating fiercely than I was yesterday when she was hungry to death, I couldn't help asking.
"Uh-huh...... Picking mushrooms in the forest, picking and picking will make you hungry. The girl muttered.
"Mushroom picking......" I was stunned for a while.
"It's mainly used as a material for casting magic, studying magic ......," explained the red and white princesses.
"Woo wow wow wow~~~~" The girl hurriedly waved her hands to stop the other party from talking.
"Ahem, in short, it's too involved in what you like to do, so you forget to eat, and you're hungry until now."
"How many days has it been?"
"This ...... A day or two or so. The girl's eyes flickered, and she drank from the teacup in her hand, and in order to hide something, obviously she was not telling the truth, and I was not going to delt deeper.
"By the way, if you find any interesting mushrooms, you can exchange them with me, I'm going to open a magic shop in the forest, although I don't often open a shop."
"Oh, good...... Good. "It's still hard to understand how mushrooms can be used to study magic, but it's not good to probe into other people's privacy, and I can only nod subconsciously when I hear them say this.
Funny mushroom ...... Are psychedelic mushrooms and storm mushrooms made? It always felt like she was going to refine something terrible.
"Alright, I'm full, I'm leaving." The girl stood up suddenly.
Sent her to the door of the shrine, turned around, she smiled brightly at me: "You guy, it's quite compatible with Reimeng, well, so I'm relieved, Reimeng, this guy, although he looks calm and indifferent, is actually very childish and self-willed many times, you have to watch her carefully, don't let her do strange things." ”
"This entrustment...... It's really heavy. I laughed wryly.
"It's really rude, I'm known as the first mature and calm witch in Gensokyo, so I won't do stupid things." The red and white princess retorted dissatisfiedly.
"Gensokyo, you're just a shrine maiden!" The girl and I are in unison!
"Aren't you two a good match?" The red and white princesses glared at us even more angrily.
"It's not because of you, please really stop doing strange things, the entire Gensokyo festival is about to be sold out by you." The girl held her forehead and said with a headache.
"Well, before the money runs out." A sharp gaze flashed in the corner of the red and white princess's eyes.
"Wow~~~" The girl exclaimed in surprise and shook her head helplessly.
"Forget it, I'll go first, you two have to get along well." As she spoke, she made a gesture with her little hand, and a bland broom appeared, and then jumped and sat down.
He waved at us again, smiled brightly, and with a broomstick, it rushed out like a rocket, and in the blink of an eye it was already flying hundreds of meters away.
"It seems that I was worried about you, so I came over to take a look." Looking at the departing figure of the girl, I turned to the red and white princess and said.
"Hmph, nosy, I'm not a child, or am I being treated like a child?"
"I mean, she's worried about whether you're messing around again."
"It's really rude, my festival is not sold casually, it should be that I don't see a rabbit and don't scatter an eagle, Wu is the same as that guy, he is an unreasonable guy." The red and white princess glared at me, turned and went back to tidy up the table.
No matter how many eagles are released, they still haven't caught a rabbit, yes, I complained to myself after glancing at the cash box.
But now that I've finally caught one, I'm a fat rabbit, and I'm going to cry without tears.
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