My name is Xiaoyun, what a chic and handsome name. It's a pity that my surname is white.

Bai Xiaoyun, Bai Xiaoyun, heh......

There are very few people in the whole country with the surname Bai, but I just bumped into it.

My family is in an inconspicuous small place in Qingzhou City, and the old men in my family are all conservative-minded freaks.

Why do you say conservative? Other people's uncles and grandmothers are retro, at most they are tunics and cheongsam. But what about their family? One by one, they are wearing retro Hanfu that can no longer be retro. And it's not like other people's packages sold on the Internet, it's just a big piece of cloth, and it has nothing to do with the fairy Hanfu on TV.

But fortunately, it's just like this at home, and it's not enough to be arrested and taken to a mental hospital.

As for freaks...... The old monsters of eighty or ninety years old look like they are twenty or thirty years old, and anyone would think they are freaks.

The elders of the clan had explained that they had practiced the secret art of their ancestors.

There are two sayings in the clan.

The first is that the ancestor is a woman, who specializes in cultivating evil skills and seizing Yuanyang...... Well, the women of the clan will be disgusted when they hear it for the first time, and the men will be strong when they hear it for the first time. There's no way around it, who made this story start like this.

It is rumored that the woman is the most beautiful in the world, with ice muscles and jade skin, charming and moving, and a word can make a determined person fall. And in old age, no one can ignore the tempering of the years. The woman who seduced the world began to grow old, she was unwilling, unwilling to grow old and ugly. She traveled all over the nine continents and the four seas, searched for the famous masters of Xianshan, and integrated all kinds of rejuvenation techniques on the rivers and lakes, and turned them into the "Book of Immortality" that their Bai family has left for a hundred years. But at that time, she was already over the age of six, and even if she could stay in the face, it would have been too late. It had to be passed on to future generations, and two family rules were established: 1. From now on, both men and women, must practice the "Book of Immortality" before the age of 30 to ensure the extinction of the arts. 2. Men and women of the Bai family are not allowed to shave their hair for generations to prove filial piety. If there is a disobedience, the woman breaks her arms, expels her from the Bai family, and sells her to a brothel. The man slapped his legs, expelled himself from the Bai family, and fended for himself.

It seems that a man has taken advantage, but a person with disabled legs and no background, how many days do he have to live in ancient times? Selling to a brothel is worse than death, and fending for oneself is certain death, both of which are dead ends. But fortunately, no one has been so out of tune for a hundred years, and this kind of thing has never happened.

But the men in the clan are not happy, and modern men still have long hair. But those conservative old guys are not allowed to cut it, and if they are cut, they will be disposed of according to family law.

But fortunately, their family has been beautiful for generations, and their long hair also looks like a fairy. Although there are still many people who want to cut it short, when they think of that house rule...... Well, cut short? Why cut short? Isn't that pretty?

This is not called cowardice, this is called respecting one's own heart, referred to as from the heart.

In fact, the first one is still very old. Because there are actually many families whose ancestors left magic spells, but most of them have lost the inheritance of their ancestors. Because most of the magic methods passed down in that era were passed down from generation to generation. Once there is any turmoil in history, and the descendants of the descendants die, the inheritance will be completely broken. Their Bai family also had a complete extinction in the long history, but fortunately, their lineage was distributed outside, and the inheritance was not cut off.

The temptation of immortality is really great, but the saddest thing in the clan is those old men. Grandma is okay, women are born with a love of beauty, and it is her pursuit not to grow old. But the grandfathers are not right, one by one, the old men, when they went out to buy vegetables, they met old acquaintances and asked: Are you the grandson of Bai XX, you look like him when he was young. Every time they encounter this kind of thing, the old men can't wait to slap it over and roar: Lao Tzu is the deity!

But with an attitude of not causing trouble and making no noise, the old people in the clan still united the front. If anyone leaks the secret of the immortality of the clan, the man will be cut off...... Ahem, killed. The woman was beaten to death and came back to life.

The second version is that the ancestor was a man, idle and unconcerned...... Although this is not as real as the previous one, the vast majority of people think that this is the real version...... After all, if you are a person, it is impossible to accept that your ancestors are prodigal and sassy.

He fell in love with a woman who was his childhood sweetheart, but was married by someone else. Many years later, he learned that the woman was framed by her relatives and husband, and the living person was neither a ghost nor a ghost.

So he accepted her and promised not to take care of his past and give her a home.

Until one day, the man attained the Tao and was ranked in the immortal class. Because he was reluctant to give up his wife, he was willing to surrender to the Taiyi immortal position and turned into a red dust and scattered immortals, so that he was not recruited by heaven.

But he is no longer old or dead, but his wife is still a mortal. He looks the same after thousands of years, and she can grow old at any time.

So he exhausted his efforts to understand the "Book of Immortality" and taught it to his wife for future generations. And set up a family rule: 1. From now on, both men and women, must practice the "Book of Immortality" before the age of 30, so as to ensure the continuous extinction of the arts. 2. Men and women of the Bai family are not allowed to shave their hair for generations to prove filial piety. If there is a disobedience, the woman breaks her arms, expels her from the Bai family, and sells her to a brothel. The man slapped his legs, expelled himself from the Bai family, and fended for himself.

Don't ask me why it's the same, I don't have a few words.

And I was born in this strange family, without the intrigue in the novel. The hearts of the people in the clan are relatively simple, maybe the place where they live is too far away from the city, and they don't have any scheming.

To be honest, I don't like our family. Generally, the family with the inheritance of the ancestors is called the family, and the children of the family also have some contacts, and the Bai family is the last.

Don't get me wrong, it's not a family with great power and masters in the novel, but a family whose ancestors have not been broken.

Not to mention anything else, the family he knows is either the Li family of "Baji True Fist", or the Zhou family of "Ninety-one Easy Count", and the night family of "Huangpan Ghost Technique".

There are still many families in the world, but there are only a few who are familiar with the Bai family.

The Li family's "Baji True Boxing" is a different world of Baji Boxing, and a real word is the core. It is said that when it is small, it can be reborn, and when it is large, it can shake the truck. I don't know if there's any water in it, but I don't believe it.

The Zhou family is really perverted, every time you meet, you will be pitted, and sometimes you don't know how to get into the pit, so you are buried. It is said that their family's "Ninety-one Easy Numbers" is changeable, and the layout of the hexagram is only between one thought. For the sake of the points that I have been cheated by them several times, I still reluctantly believe that if there is such a loss, it will be lost.

The night family is very mysterious.,I have a hair who lives in the night house when I'm a child.,The relationship is not bad.,And his family is good at using the ghost technique.。

Legend has it that his ancestors were killed by others, and a ghost and fairy took pity on him, so he gave him three days to return the sun for revenge. But instead of taking revenge, he also informed the ghosts and immortals: My family has been famous for all generations, just to catch all the wicked people in the world and restore peace to the people. However, because of the viciousness of the villain, I couldn't kill me, and I still wanted to harm my family, hoping that the immortals could give me the immortal law and get rid of the evil people in the world.

In the end, at the cost of serving for life, the immortals passed on the method of catching ghosts, subduing ghosts, and controlling ghosts to the descendants of the Ye family. But it can't be used for evil ways, and once it gets involved with evil ways, it will be eaten by evil spirits. This also leads to the death of a group of people in the Ye family every few decades...... But fortunately, those who die are also people with evil thoughts.

The ghost catches the soul lock, and once it is locked, it can be integrated into the soul, and it is difficult to separate. They used their ancestral ruler to subdue demons (and now their own imitation ruler), as well as their own more ferocious demons to subdue weaker demons. The ghost is used to keep the soul of the pan, with the flag as the object, the ghost as the spirit, attached to the pan. And this soul hook and soul pan, but anyone who knows some common sense in the underworld knows that it has a great relationship with ghosts.

And if it weren't for my little imp who let out his scare me, I'm afraid I'd still be an atheist.

After comparing the first three, you can see where our family is different.

The Li family is good at fighting, the Zhou family is good at wisdom, and the night family has real magical powers, and our Bai family is ...... Hehe.

In the eyes of the outside world, it is a family of a group of old men and old women pretending to be tender.

Every time they meet, the Bai family is a group of young talents, old people...... Ah no, the old man has also become a young talent.

What's more, the third old lady of the Bai family, when he was nine years old, secretly cultivated the "Book of Immortals" because of his greed for fun...... No, it's still a nine-year-old Zhengtai.

Other families at least have some specialties, but our Bai family doesn't know anything. "The Book of Immortality" just doesn't get old, the damn still has to die, and there is no other change except for the rejuvenation.

To put it bluntly, if you go to South Korea to get a skin and get a facelift, the Bai family is equivalent to saving money for plastic surgery in South Korea.

In fact, in addition to the "Book of Immortality", the Bai family also has a secret technique, "Transformation of Freedom".

"Hua Zi Zai Gong" can make itself ever-changing, animals, plants, all tangible things can be transformed, but there are also drawbacks.

Once practiced, you will lose your true appearance, and no matter how much you change in the future, you will not be able to change back to your original appearance. But this is harmless, one side for a thousand faces, no matter how you count it, it is earned.

Another is that the volume does not change after the change. If I want to become the Buddha's golden body, then my own volume must be at least six zhang, otherwise no matter how much I change, I will at most shrink.

The last one is the issue of talent, "Hua Zi Zai Gong" does not indicate the source like "The Book of Immortals", it is more like appearing in the Bai family out of thin air. This kind of exercise similar to the "immortal method", the people who have cultivated the Bai family in the past hundred years are only five fingers, if it is not really supernatural, the patriarchs of the past dynasties would have wanted to throw it away.

However, "Hua Zi Zai Gong" is different from other exercises, and it takes a stage for other exercises to be learned through it. But "Hua Zi Zai Gong" is that if you have talent, you can learn it on the spot, and if you don't have talent, you can't learn it in your life. Don't ask me how I know, the ancestors still left a lot of lessons.

And I am the lucky one who practiced accidentally, another genius of the Bai family who has mastered "Hua Zi Zai Gong" in the past few decades.

As for the other one, it's my weird second grandfather.

The family also learned from the two of us, and then there was a rumor that only strange people could learn...... To tell you the truth, I'm quite wronged.