Chapter 17: What to do if you scare yourself?
"Classmate Jiang Tianhao, please don't sleep, if you sleep, please don't snore, don't affect the sleep quality of classmate Chen Fan behind you, and also affect other classmates who are sleeping." Lao Zhao Zhao Rongbao said while writing.
"Hahahaha"
Zhao Rongbao's words caused laughter.
"Laugh at what you laugh at, listen to the lecture well." Zhao Rongbao is a little funny.
Deng Xiaoqi turned around and pulled Jiang Tianhao hard.
"Hey, hey, hey"
Jiang Tianhao, who was asleep, woke up immediately, looked at Zhao Rongbao, who was not kind to his eyes, and.... Deng Xiaoqi.
"Hey, hey~" Jiang Tianhao smirked at Deng Xiaoqi.
Deng Xiaoqi: "......"
If it weren't for Lao Zhao being here, she really wanted to slap Jiang Tianhao to death.
What to laugh at, what to laugh at?
You have influenced my male god to sleep~ Of course, the old lady is still witty, and she knows how to turn around and take a look at my male god's perfect sleeping face.
Chen Fan, who basically slept in a self-study class, had already woken up in the midst of the laughter of his classmates.
Naturally, I also heard Lao Zhao's words
Of course, he wouldn't care
Like every student
What the teacher said
It's usually a fart
If he hadn't woken up, Chen Fan would have continued to sleep as if he hadn't seen everything.
"Goo~"
The sound of a stomach screaming spread throughout the teacher.
Chen Fan, who was on the tip of his ears, looked at a certain Miaomiao with amusement
Revenge, perhaps
Qian Sanyi, who pretended to be cold and had facial paralysis, said at this time: "It's really heartfelt." ”
"Hahahaha"
The metaphor of the image once again caused the whole class to burst into laughter.
Zhao Rongbao turned around and looked at all the students and said, "If you are hungry, please overcome it, and you can eat after self-study." ”
Chen Fan leaned on the table and watched this scene with a smile, looking at Lin Miaomiao's back.
Sure enough, it's time for this little girl, it's time to feed.
Hey, why is there a suspicion of driving?
I didn't say it
Lin Miaomiao was so hungry
Shaking his legs to hide his uneasiness, Deng Xiaoqi saw this and wrote a note in the past:
"Every person who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart."
"Puff haha~"
Lin Miaomiao took a look at it and couldn't help laughing.
Once again, it caught the attention of the whole class
Lao Zhao shook his head, and he continued to copy the question on the blackboard.
Didn't care about Lin Miaomiao
After a while
Lin Miaomiao was so hungry that she was already hallucinating.
have to
Fancies
feed on illusions
Smelling the pen in her hand ecstatically, she whispered to Deng Xiaoqi on the side: "Xiaoqi, do you smell the taste of pork jerky." ”
Deng Xiaoqi shook his head: "No! ”
"I'll share a little bit with you~ You can smell it too~" Lin Miaomiao handed the pen in her hand to Deng Xiaoqi.
"No, you can keep it for yourself." Deng Xiaoqi pushed the pen back.
"Okay~" Lin Miaomiao was not polite, and put the pen in the center of her nose, as if she had tasted delicious.
Looking at Lin Miaomiao's pitiful appearance, Deng Xiaoqi took a history book, put a bag of dried fruits into the book, and put it in front of Lin Miaomiao.
"Oh~I, love, you!" Lin Miaomiao was overjoyed, stretched out her little white hand, and in the center of the desk, she compared it to a half.
With a sweet smile, Deng Xiaoqi also stretched out his hand, which was also a half-heart.
Two beautiful hands, put together, one heart is complete.
Suddenly, pink bubbles flew all over the sky.
Chen Fan is sour, do you two girls want to be so sweet~
"Ahem, cough, please listen carefully to the class." Zhao Rongbao glanced at Lin Miaomiao and Deng Xiaoqi, and couldn't help but remind.
The two of them parted at the touch of a button
Look at each other and smile
With food, how can a certain Miaomiao endure it?
But at this moment, the whole class is silent, even a needle falling from the ground is absolutely audible, not to mention... The sound of tearing bags.
The bags are of good quality
Therefore, every time he tore it, he would make a sound, so that Zhao Rongbao, who was copying the question on the blackboard, would pause.
It's like a vacation for so long
Lin Miaomiao finally tore open the package
took advantage of the moment when Lao Zhao copied the question
A handful of dried fruits were stuffed into your mouth
There was a "squeak", "squeak" sound
Jiang Tianhao couldn't help covering his forehead
He had already seen Lin Miaomiao's small movements clearly
I thought to myself, big sister, you eat so loudly?
Zhao Rongbao has been teaching for more than ten years, and he has already seen through the tricks of the students, what kind of students he has never seen?
He is also humane, for girls, he did not name them, but just reminded: "Please don't make noise to the students who are dozing off." ”
"Hahahaha" Chen Fan couldn't help it at all.
The rhythm was brought up, and everyone burst into laughter.
"What are you laughing at? What are you laughing at?" Zhao Rongbao turned around and shouted, "If you laugh again, I'm going to transform!"
"Hahaha" Chen Fan was shown off by Zhao Rongbao's teasing.
"Okay, Chen Fan smiled so arrogantly, come up and talk about this math problem." Zhao Rongbao had the right to take revenge in his heart.
"Okay, okay." Chen Fan didn't care.
Striding towards the blackboard
The problem written by Zhao Rongbao is very simple, first find a few values of the system of equations x, and then put X into each set.
High School Fundamentals.
"Okay, Chen Fan's solution idea is very clear, don't make any mistakes next time." Zhao Rongbao said.
"Okay, okay."
The laughter gradually calmed down, and after a while, the air fell silent again.
After the joke, listen carefully.
But when Lao Zhao copied the question again, there was a mobile phone ringing behind him, so angry that he clenched the chalk in his hand, turned around to find the target, and the accumulation of more than ten years of chalk throwing skills made him extremely accurate.
But at this time, Qian San raised his hand: "I'm sorry teacher, I forgot to mute the phone." ”
Zhao Rongbao's face immediately relaxed, and he said in a calm tone: "Students with mobile phones, please turn them off, otherwise they will suddenly ring during class - what should I do if I am scared?"
Everyone: "......"
Damn, you teacher is gone!