1319 Laughing Demoman
The moonlight shone on the dark wood forest southeast of Flamewind City, and something could be faintly seen shining in the forest.
A shiny bald head reflected the moonlight, and the man, wearing only a small vest and camouflage trousers, stooped over through the gap between the trees.
The man didn't look strong, and was carrying a red backpack with a somewhat clumsy back.
Beasts are often found in the Blackwoods, and it stands to reason that this man must have been gnawed to the bone. Strangely, it seems that even the evil wolves in the forest do not dare to approach him at all, and can only look up to the sky and wail not far away with hunger.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey......"
The demolition expert, who used to be a member of the Soviet Army, laughed sheepishly, holding a bundle of red mines in his hand. tube, looking left and right to find a suitable location for "fireworks".
He didn't know where he was, but he didn't care about that kind of thing at all. The man had only two key words in his head: one was Soviet, and the other was explosion.
Rumble!
The dense forest behind him suddenly shook, and a fireball quickly rose and turned into gray smoke in midair.
"Long live the Soviets!"
Crazy Evan danced and shouted, ready to return to the scene of the explosion that was still burning, and confirm the effect of the explosion just now.
But before he could take two steps, a crisp juvenile voice sounded behind him, in Russian:
"Don't go crazy."
"Who do you say is crazy!" The bald man jerked his head back, staring with the only remaining eye at the location where the voice had come, and then saw the familiar Soviet military overcoat, and the equally familiar face:
"Oh oh, it's you!" Crazy Ivan immediately saluted, and his originally rickety body straightened up for a while: "Hello, political commissar!" ”
"I'm not a commissar." Jane sighed.
Although the age gap is not small, if you look at the military rank, Jane, who comes from the Soviet superpower force, is indeed the superior of Crazy Ivan.
"Hey, what is this place?" The topic of Crazy Ivan suddenly changed, but it was very much in line with the speech style of a mentally ill person: "It's too hot, it's not like Siberia!" ”
"This is a territory called 'Flamewind City.'" Jane explained impatiently.
"Where is Mother Motherland? I'm going back to the USSR! Crazy Ivan said and threw the bomb on the ground: "This is not for me!" ”
“……”
Speaking of this sad subject, Jane fell silent again. After a long time, he finally spoke:
"The USSR is gone."
- This world is a barren wasteland created after the nuclear war between the Soviet Union and the United States imperialism, and the original world, as well as those countries that crusade against each other, have long since ceased to exist.
After learning the truth here, even though she behaved back to normal, Jane's heart was still enveloped by intense sadness. However, the psychopath who was talking to him seemed to be very open:
"The USSR is gone?" Crazy Ivan blinked.
"Yes." Jane nodded: "Our great motherland has been buried in the nuclear winter with the US imperialists, and mankind has built a new civilization on the ruins. But ......"
"Oh, I see!" Crazy Ivan happily said: "So the Soviet Union exploded, right?" ”
"Aren't you sad?" Jane frowned and glared at the man.
"There's no way around it!" Crazy Ivan's voice did not have the meaning of sadness at all: "Our bombs are getting bigger and bigger, and the bombs of the US imperialism are getting bigger and bigger, and in the end the two sides collide together." BOOOOOOM! Isn't that what it is? ”
"Yes." Jane sighed gloomily, "It was the weapon that destroyed us. ”
The history of mankind is a long history of war. There have been only a handful of days since the beginning of recorded history, when wars have not broken out.
Crazy Ivan's rhetoric sounds stupid, but it actually makes a lot of sense. As the power of weapons becomes more terrifying, sooner or later humanity will destroy the civilization it has created.
In addition to nuclear weapons, chemical weapons that can be fired at a single shot, genetic weapons that can wipe out the enemy, and virus weapons that create large-scale deadly infectious diseases...... Humanity has been moving at a high speed on the road of destroying itself.
But......
"Smile, Commissar!"
Crazy Ivan stood in front of Jane and grinned at the boy: "We people have been burdened with the task of reviving the Soviets, and we must live well!" ”
"yes......"
As if infected by the enthusiasm of the bald man, a shallow smile finally appeared on Jane's face: "As long as I am alive, our flag will never fall." ”
"yes, so come with me to blow it up!" Crazy Ivan said, pointing to the large crater that was still smoking in the distance.
Seeing that the goods were about to plant a bomb again, Jane stopped the other party's action: "Don't blow it up, I'm here to find you, and the master wants you to go into the city to meet him." ”
"Is Comrade here too?" Crazy Ivan's one-eyed eye seemed to glow: "Where is he, I'm going to find him for a drink!" ”
"He's his age...... I'm afraid I can't drink alcohol. Jane shook her head: "Now he has become a child. ”
"Isn't that better, this one has to be cultivated from a young age!"
Crazy Ivan said and grabbed Jane's shoulder and asked eagerly, "Tell me where he is!" ”
- Since this guy accepted it so easily, he also saved a lot of effort on his side......
Realizing that Crazy Ivan's mentality was terrifyingly good, Jane didn't know what to say, but turned around and walked towards the outside of the forest, and Crazy Evan immediately followed.
Out of the jungle, on the path leading to Flamewind City, Crazy Ivan finally meets his original master.
"Ahh
Seeing the little child standing in front of the four white-clothed guards, Crazy Ivan did not show the slightest surprise, and calmly accepted the facts: "Hello comrade! ”
"You're getting used to it pretty quickly." Lin Chi smiled.
"It doesn't matter what you become, I know you can show me what you can do!" Crazy Evan burst out laughing.
Witnessing the man's strange behavior, the guards drew their short knives at the same time, ready for battle. Lin Chi was still very relaxed, and said:
"You want to 'show off your skills', don't you?"
"That's it!" Crazy Ivan nodded vigorously: "I don't know why, but I can also speak the language here, probably when I learned it!" ”
"Lord, this person is still a good ...... to get rid of," Shen Wenchong reminded in a low voice.
"Don't worry, I'll let him do the best he can." Lin Chi said and beckoned to Crazy Ivan:
"Come with me, there is a place in the city right now, and there is a shortage of 'talents' like you."
"It's coming, it's coming!"
The bald man ran briskly, leaving behind a scarred dense forest with billowing smoke.
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