Shi Jinlang was stunned for a moment, but he still decided to do it, because this sentence may be teaching Shi Jinlang to beat the python in momentum, because as long as he suppresses the python in momentum, he will definitely be able to gain the upper hand in the confrontation.

Shi Jinlang took a deep breath and roared at the big python not far away with the loudest voice: "Grass and mud horse, you come to eat Lao Tzu!" ”

The sound of the waves was like thunder, and the big python was obviously frightened, its bucket-like snake body shook violently, and then the whole body circled together, piling up into a huge poop image.

"It's not bad, it seems to be working!"

Seeing that the python was suppressed by his own momentum, Shi Jinlang said excitedly.

"Hiss-"

As soon as Shi Jinlang's words fell, the big python that had been circling in the shape of a poop began to move again, it did not turn around and run away, but swam straight in the direction of Shi Jinlang.

"And then?"

Shi Jinlang swallowed a mouthful of saliva in fright, he was so nervous that his nervous legs began to tremble.

"Not down there?" Alice's voice was timely.

"Huh?" Shi Jinlang said with a confused face: "How is it possible, how can it be gone, if you only come here, it is not a way to teach people to save themselves, but a way to teach people how to quickly stimulate the hatred value of the python and quickly die!" ”

"Oh, there's a note down there!" Alice's voice continued.

"What a note, don't hurry up!"

Seeing the python getting closer and closer, Shi Jinlang urged impatiently.

"The note says that after strictly implementing the above methods, you will have a sense of dignity when you die!"

“...”

Shi Jinlang said with a loveless expression: "Eldest sister, are you teasing me?" ”

"Nope!" Alice's voice said aggrievedly: "It was the owner who said that the situation was critical, and let me quickly find a way to save myself in the wild when I encountered a python, so I chose a post with the highest number of likes and informed the owner!" ”

“...”

Now this group of sand sculpture netizens is really more than one another, there is no serious way, and they make up jokes, which is really more than a cheat.

"It's a joke, a joke!" Shi Jinlang wailed loudly: "Aren't you known as the most intelligent artificial AI on the earth, why can't you even tell the joke?" ”

Alice smiled awkwardly, "So, what now?" ”

"It's better to ask for others than for yourself!"

Shi Jinlang snorted coldly and pulled out an improved version of the Gatling machine gun from the three thousand whiskers.

"Last warning!"

Shi Jinlang picked up the machine gun, aimed at the big python that was cruising rapidly all the way, and said: "Now stand back, otherwise Lao Tzu will shoot!" ”

The python was unmoved, jumped into the air like a lightning speed, and then opened its bloody mouth and bit off Shi Jinlang's head.

"Da-da-pa-pa-bang-"

Shi Jinlang raised his machine gun and aimed at the inverted triangular head of the python.

“piapiapia——”

Red blood rained down on the ground, and the big python in mid-air fell straight down from mid-air in a stiff position.

With a "boom", there was a splash of silt, and Shi Jinlang was sprinkled with the splashed sludge, but he didn't wipe it, because at this time, handsome is the most important thing.

"Wow, second kill, the master is so handsome, handsome, cool, there is no comparison!"

Alice wasn't originally a licking dog AI, but because she had just made a mistake and almost killed Jinlang, she started to kneel and lick it now.

"Hmph-"

Shi Jinlang snorted coldly, put the Gatling machine gun on his shoulder, and said disdainfully: "The mantis arm is a car, not only death-hold the grass-"

The word "live" didn't come out, Shi Jinlang felt that the ground under his feet was soft, and half of his legs were sunk in.

"What's the situation?"

Shi Jinlang looked down and found that his current location was a swamp, and in a panic, his body sank faster and faster, and in the blink of an eye, he had sunk to his waist.

"Master, this is a swampy landform, because the surface and the underlying soil are often over-moist, the surface grows wet plants and swamp plants, there is peat accumulation or no peat accumulation but there is a latent layer of land, because the landform is low, excessive water and heat cause suddenly soft and mushy, so the master will sink!"

"Of course Lao Tzu knows, Lao Tzu is sinking now, sinking!"

Shi Jinlang shouted in a hurry.

"That's right, the master is sinking!" Alice's voice was cute.

Shi Jinlang said with black lines on his head: "Sink, sink, think of a way!" ”

Shi Jinlang almost died on the spot, this is almost to the neck, Alice is still stupid and cute.

"Oh, it is recommended that the master collect the Gatling gun first, the weight will increase the speed of the master's sagging!" Alice said hurriedly.

Shi Jinlang came back to his senses and hurriedly threw the Gatling gun into the three thousand whiskers.

Putting away the Gatling gun, the speed of sinking slowed down, but it was already in his mouth, Shi Jinlang felt a stuffiness in his chest, and he was breathing like an oxygen-starved fish with his head up.

"Think of a way, think of a way!"

Shi Jinlang raised his head, panting and shouting loudly.

"Searching for swamp self-help methods—"

"Please, use your brain to go to your heart, don't find a joke or not?" Shi Jinlang yelled angrily.

"Searching, retrieval successful, ferry encyclopedia, authoritative certification, guarantee is not a joke!" Alice's voice said cautiously.

"Then what are you still doing in a daze, say a way!" For this brain-pumping artificial AI, Shi Jinlang's anger is close to autism.

"The swamp, the killer that appears in many jungle adventure films, so, if we fall into the swamp, how do we escape?"

When Shi Jinlang heard this, he said with a confused face: "Eldest sister, you tease me, I ask you, you ask me?" ”

"Master, don't worry, it's not finished yet!" Alice said embarrassedly.

"Let's go on!" Shi Jinlang felt not only tightness in his chest, but also heart attack was about to come out.

"When we get into the swamp, the first thing is not to panic, the more you panic, the more you want to struggle, and the more you want to struggle, the deeper you get, follow me to take a deep breath, inhale, inhale - inhale - "

“...”

Shi Jinlang suddenly made up a sketch performed by Uncle Benshan at the Spring Festival Gala that he had seen on Earth, suck, suck, howl-

"Suck it!"

Alice's voice urged.

Shi Jinlang felt a little embarrassed, but in order to save his life, he still did it.

"Exhale—"

"Inhale—"

"Exhale—"

"You-" After Shi Jinlang took a few big breaths in a row, Alice suddenly became ghostly, making him breathe endlessly.

"The world is so good, and you're so grumpy, it's not good, it's not good, inhale -"

"I'm going to blow you up—"

"That's it!" Without waiting for Jin Lang's scolding words to come out, Alice directly interrupted: "The master should be calm now, when you calm down, look around, if there is something you can use to help!" ”

When Shi Jinlang heard this, he laboriously twisted the only head left on the ground and glanced around, but there was nothing around except for the aquatic plants and the dead body of the python.

"Nope!" Shi Jinlang shouted.

"If not, you can lie on the swamp, increase the contact area between the body and the swamp, reduce the pressure, and make the body float on the sand!"

"Are you blind?"

Shi Jinlang's calm heart instantly became irritable again, he almost didn't go in, Alice was stupid to let Shi Jinlang lie on the swamp, fuck your sister!

"Oh, I'm sorry!" Alice's voice was embarrassed: "If the body has fallen into the swamp, then the master needs to shake his arm as much as possible to pull one of the hands out of the swamp!" ”

"I'll try—"

Shi Jinlang didn't dare to delay, and quickly shook his right arm, trying to move his right arm to pull his hand out of the swamp, but when he shook it like this, his body sank a little more, and now that he had reached his nose, he could only barely breathe a little air with his head held high.

"No, no, I'm going to be out of oxygen!" Shi Jinlang wailed loudly.

"Dog planing, dog planing!" Alice's voice reminded loudly: "Use the dog planing position, the swimming position, let the body tilt a little, slow down the speed of sagging!" ”

"Good!"

Shi Jinlang realized, the body in the swamp began to lean forward, and finally after paying the price of burying half of his head in the swamp, Shi Jinlang finally withdrew his right hand.

"Now—what now?"

The hand was withdrawn, and Shi Jinlang found that his face had gone in again, and he began to bubble when he spoke.

"Put the pulled hand on the sand and continue to pull the other hand!" Alice's voice continued to guide.

Shi Jinlang didn't speak, he did so with his breath, and soon, his left hand also came out.

"Hurry, I can't hold it back!"

"Try to use your hands slowly and move your body so that your upper body comes out first!"

"Whew-"

Shi Jinlang worked hard for a long time, and finally with the help of two arms, he let his head leave the swamp water, and then after another half of the day's effort, half of his body finally came out.

"Crawl on the sand, shake your feet, loosen the quicksand around your feet, and then pull your feet out, one by one, don't worry, this matter may take a long time!"

"Good!"

Shi Jinlang took a deep breath and began to shake again, he felt that the exercise of this half of his life together was not as good as today's swamp self-rescue.

"That's it!"

After Jin Lang's whole body was completely out of the swamp, Alice's voice continued, "Crawl forward until you find hard ground!" ”

"Okay!"

Creeping forward in other words, in other words, is to climb, Shi Jinlang's dignified director of the Tang Chaoguan Bureau will also fall to such a point, but there is no good way at the moment, Shi Jinlang is deeply trapped in the Weiyang array, his ability is limited, and it is indeed a shame to crawl like a dog, but fortunately, no one sees Shi Jinlang's current embarrassment.

。。。。。。

"The king, the king is not good!"

Cao Cao heard Dian Wei's pig-killing howl again, but this time his toilet went very smoothly, so he quickly put on his pants and walked out.

"It's called, it's called!" Cao Cao pushed open the door of the toilet and glared at Dian Wei at the door: "Can you let people pee well?" ”

“...”

"Why don't you say it?"

Seeing that Dian Wei didn't speak, Cao Cao was not happy on the spot, he stepped forward and twisted Dian Wei's ear and said: "When the lonely king peed, you howled outside, and now that the lonely king has come out, you don't howl again, do you want to be angry with the lonely king?" ”

"The King—"

Dian Wei looked at Cao Cao with an embarrassed expression and said, "Then do you want me to say it now, or don't you let me say it?" ”

"Brother-brother-gowin-!"

Cao Cao flew up and kicked Dian Wei's buttocks, Dian Wei fell to the ground very cooperatively, and then really formed himself into a ball and began to roll.

In the hall of the secret room, everyone's faces were very ugly, especially Liu Bang and Zhang Liang, who had sworn to Cao Cao that as long as Shi Jinlang entered the Weiyang Great Array, he would be wiped out by the Great Array in a few moments.

"Hmph-"

In the distance, everyone heard Cao Cao's angry snort, and then Dian Wei rolled over like a ball, everyone's faces were even more ugly, Liu Bang and Zhang Liang were so frightened that their faces were bloodless, and their legs began to tremble.

"King, King—"

As soon as Cao Cao appeared, Liu Bang had already pounced on the ground, and then crawled to Cao Cao's feet.

Liu Bang is a gangster in the market, as long as he can survive, he will be embarrassed, so he is very open. Zhang Liang is not good, Zhang Liang is a literati strategist, and the literati's temperament is still a little, although Shi Jinlang is now broken for a while, but Zhang Liang has not yet crawled like a dog to admit his mistakes to Cao Cao.

"Hahaha-haha-"

As soon as Cao Cao entered the secret room, his eyes glanced at the picture on the wall, and he immediately burst out laughing.

"It's-"

Everyone was a little stunned, Cao Cao was so angry that he was already delirious, and when he finished laughing, I was afraid that he was going to die, everyone in the secret room saw this, and they were so frightened that they all knelt on the ground.

"Huh-"

Cao Cao hugged his stomach and laughed for a long time, and when he looked down, he saw that everyone in the secret room was kneeling on the ground except for Zhang Liang.

"Zhong Aiqing, what's wrong?"

Cao Cao put away his smile and asked with a puzzled expression.

"King, this matter has nothing to do with us, it's all Liu Bang and Zhang Liang's pot, if you want to kill them, kill them!"

A group of people shared the same hatred, pointing at Liu Bang and Zhang Liang to Cao Cao.

"No, no, no—" Liu Bang was so frightened that he defended loudly: "King, this matter is mainly Zhang Liang's-"

"That's it!" Cao Cao glared at Liu Bang on the ground, and then walked towards Zhang Liang with a smile, and said as he walked: "How could the Lone King kill you, it's too late for the Lone King to be happy!" ”

“...”

Zhang Liang was a little confused, he believed that he was experienced in serving the emperor, but the temper of Cao Cao's generation of heroes seemed to be incomprehensible to him, until Cao Cao's hand patted his shoulder, Zhang Liang came back to his senses, knelt down and said: "I'm sorry king, I disappointed you again!" ”。

"The Lone King is not disappointed!" Cao Cao helped Zhang Liang up from the ground and said, "On the contrary, the Lonely King is still very happy!" ”

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