Chapter 81: Immortality (Ask for Recommendations!) )
(Thanks to the chapter push of the Yumeng Feather Boss, to be honest, I'm really happy hahahahaha, I never expected the big guy to read my book, and I was a little flattered.)
Another one is yesterday's Lac song, just a casual addition when listening to the song.,It's not an update, don't talk about me!
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"Aragog, go in peace, your wife and children, I will raise them," Iger whispered the eulogy.
At night, behind Hagrid's hut at the edge of the Forbidden Forest, Egg and Hagrid stood beside a large pile of spider corpses and sobbed quietly, two figures one large and one small complementing each other in the night.
The poor old spider dodged Egg's first rampage, but the second time he didn't dodge after all, and was completely killed by Egg, who was attacked by the wind and fire.
The sound of sobbing and sobbing could be heard far away in the night sky, and Egg and Hagrid wept miserably.
Hagrid cried that his best friend had been accidentally killed by Egger.
Egger cried that a long-term meal ticket worth thousands of Galleons had been lost, and Aragog had died so miserably that Hagrid couldn't even find his head.
Of course, the heads of the giant spiders found were all put away by Egger while Hagrid was not looking, intending to extract the venom from their mouths when he returned.
Although he was very sympathetic to the plight of the eight-eyed giant spider swarm, Egger was still happy in his heart, how could this trip be ruined, how could there be a few thousand Galleons in the account, although it was a waste...
"Oh... Aragog—" Hagrid sniffed and wiped tears from his eyes.
"I'm sorry, Hagrid." Egg looked at Hagrid apologetically.
"Oh, I don't blame you, Egger, I can only say that his life is not good..."Hagrid sniffed loudly again: "I still remember when I brought him back from outside, he was the size of a palm, so cute, so obedient, although he has been a little restless in the past two years, but I know that it is just that he has too many children, Dumbledore told me a long time ago that it is not a good thing to let them reproduce like this, but I didn't expect bad things to come so quickly..."
"It's okay, I'll send you a nice pet in two days, I'm sure you'll like it." Iger patted Hagrid's stout arm.
"It's a friend," Hagrid corrected, choking up.
"Yes, friend!" Iger grinned.
The child's apologies come and go as quickly as they come, and with the guilt of peeing on the ant nest as a child, Egg, who was still chattering with Hagrid just now, has no sad look on his face.
Egger looked at the spider corpse in front of him and pondered, is it really about money and hurting feelings...
Egger thinks that not to mention that it is just a big spider, as long as it has its own benefits that it is difficult to refuse, God will kill you!
Looking at the dark night sky, Egger stalked down the path back to the castle tower, where Aisha was looking at a pot of sunshine orchids by the window in the common room.
"Sunlight Orchid... Lily—" Aisha muttered softly.
"What?" Iger looked at Aisha with some confusion.
Leah said that Snape liked to raise lilies, and it was hard to imagine that such a gloomy man would like to raise lilies. Aisha chuckled softly, "Leah asked me about Snape's past, Anna is a clone, isn't she?" Madame Granger told me that Anna was a clone of Snape's daughter, but I didn't believe it, anyone who graduated from Hogwarts knew that Snape was never married. ”
The corners of Egg's mouth twitched: "So... What do you want to know? ”
Like to raise lilies? It's normal, because the English way to pronounce lily is Lily...
"Snape has someone he likes? But... He's dead? Aisha looked at Egger with some curiosity.
Sure enough, if you are a woman, you can't avoid gossiping by nature...
"You guessed it." Egg nodded, and Egg felt that it was better to tell her, on the one hand, for the happiness of Snape, the 10,000-year-old boy, for the rest of his life, and on the other hand, to satisfy Aisha's gossip as a woman.
"The man he loves is called Lily, and the pronunciation is the same as that of Lily, and the pot of sunshine orchid was given to Neville by Professor Sprout, and he has a knack for taking care of herbs." Egg nodded, leaning back on the sofa leisurely: "This is a pot of lilies that Neville has been taking care of for a long time, and he plans to personally concoct a water of life and death to impress Snape, after all, he has always been a little lacking in confidence in front of Severus..."
Iger gently flicked the tender leaves of the flowers in the pot, pursed his lips and smiled, "When we were in our first class, Severus asked Harry what he would get by adding daffodil root powder to wormwood infusion, but Harry didn't answer, and was sarcastically mocked by Severus..."
That's right, the daffodil root powder Snape is actually a solar orchid, a lily, but it looks like a daffodil, a kind of periwinkle that resembles a narcissus in mythology.
"The first lesson? Life and death water is a sixth-grade course, is he finding fault? Aisha frowned, apparently unhappy with what Snape had done.
"Yes, that's right, it's just finding fault, Harry and his father look almost identical, as for Harry's father, he used to bully Severus at the beginning, and most importantly, Harry's mother, whose name is Lily..."Ig laughed a little teasingly: "This may be the legendary retribution?" I swear Harry's father never dreamed that his son would one day fall into Severus's hands..."
"Professor Snape's love is Harry's mother?" Aisha laughed softly, and then frowned a little puzzledly: "Wait, life and death water?" ”
"What's wrong?" Iger looked at Aisha with some confusion.
"You know... What is the flower language of sunlight orchid and wormwood together? Aisha looked at Iger with some amazement.
"I don't know...... I'm a big man who studies the language of flowers..."Iger muttered a little displeasure, and he didn't admit that it was his ignorance...
Aisha ignored Egg's coquettish anger, and only muttered in some surprise: "The flower language of the sunshine orchid is: My remorse follows you to the grave; And the flower language of absinthe is: bitter sadness, and the meaning of the magic potion given to life and death water in the book is that life is better than death, and it will sink forever... Together, it means..."
"I feel so much remorse for your mother's death, which makes me grieve, and I live like a walking dead henceforth? Is he trying to express this? Egger sat up straight in surprise: "Merlin is on top, he's really a hardcore licking dog..."
With Snape's level of dedication, the L.D. army must have one of them!
Aisha rolled her eyes at Egg's appearance, and rubbed Egger's head angrily: "It's very touching, okay?" God, that's why Snape hasn't been married? ”
Egger couldn't help but be shocked by Snape's persistence, and asked himself, Egg felt that he couldn't do Snape's level, knowing Snape's dedication, but he didn't expect it to be so dedicated!
Should I say that it really deserves to be Snape, even the confession is so sullen...
"So... Severus didn't ask Harry about the dung stone to embarrass him, but just wanted him to remember it deeply in case he needed it? Iger pinched his chin and recalled the day.
Then I remembered what Penny had said to Harry: "Your mother's Potions class is very good!"
So it's not a joke, right?
Snape wasn't trying to embarrass Harry at all, he was just looking for Lily's shadow in Harry...
Iger thought it would have been better if Harry had been a girl who looked like his mother.
Come to think of it, Snape looked at 'Harry', and barely squeezed out a trace of tenderness on his gloomy face: "Miss Potter, what do you get by adding narcissus root powder to wormwood?" ”
"I don't know, Professor." 'Hallie' looked at Snape with big green eyes.
"Very well, you're honest, Gryffindor Plus ten..."
Malfoy: "∑ (っ°Д°; )っWTF?? ”
Iger shook his head, no, the more I think about the painting style, the more wrong it is...
"I feel a little flustered, it seems to be a little blocked, I really can't imagine what kind of situation I have to love someone to be so unforgettable after more than ten years..."
Egg looked at Aisha and pouted, girls are always fascinated by this legendary level of love.
I suddenly remembered a joke I watched in my previous life:
The girl prayed to God to give her a lover who loved herself, loved herself, and was gentle and considerate.
God said I gave it, but you told him you just treated him as a friend...
Oh, woman...
Snape is undoubtedly this kind of legendary spare tire, if the spare tire is graded, Iger thinks that Snape is at least an orange suit, or the kind of suit, and even his life is given to his son...
"In this case, don't think too much, Severus has seen such a girl in his life, because that girl is the only one who looks at him squarely, and it is forgivable because he has a soft spot, but it is obviously not appropriate to put his situation on someone else." Egg patted Aisha lightly on the shoulder, and said with some disapproval.
"Why aren't they together? It's a pity that it's all told in the story. Aisha was still muttering with some whims.
"Because Snape made a mistake that he still can't forgive." Iger sighed slightly: "He scolded Lily Mudblood, and then refused to bow his head and admit his mistake because of the young man's face problem, and as Lily slowly came together with Harry's father, Snape became more and more desperate, and the relationship between the two became worse and worse, until finally, Snape joined the Death Eaters, and the relationship between the two ended completely." ”
"But why would he feel guilty?" Aisha looked at Egger with some confusion.
"More than ten years ago, when Professor Trelawney was hiring, he accidentally made a real prophecy about a child and Voldemort, and Snape listened halfway to it, turned around and told Voldemort, only to find out that Voldemort was going to kill Lily's child, that is, Harry." Iger sighed, "That's where Snape's heart is. ”
Aisha sighed deeply, this story sounds a little clogging in the heart, which makes the girl who longs for beauty a little uncomfortable for a while.
"After all, man will be troubled by the things of his youth and unattainable for the rest of his life." Iger snorted: "If you want me to say that Snape is too cowardly, if I just don't say a word, I will just knock off Voldemort's head, and then blow up his Lao Tzu's grave, so that he can't survive and die!" ”
Of course, Egger is just blowing it, and if you think about it, I guess I can't do it...
But men, you can't lose face in front of your lover...
Iger was going to help Snape get back on the field when he went to catch Voldemort during the holidays, grabbed Voldemort, broke his arms and legs, fed aphrodisiac and threw it into the pigsty? Of course, it is to feed the pigs aphrodisiacs...
Donkeys are fine, but I guess Voldemort may not be able to bear it?
"Love," Aisha reached out and pulled Egg into her arms, "We're not going to have to do that, are we?" ”
"No, whoever dares to attack your idea will kill him!" Egger snorted in a vicious manner.
This kind of thing is more unforgivable than moving one's own treasury...
However, Aisha reminded me of this, and Iger also understood a truth.
The reason why Dumbledore is awe-inspiring but not fearful is because the old man has always lived within the rules.
And Voldemort is scary because he doesn't follow the rules, wanders outside the rules, and destroys the good in other people's hearts...
For this kind of existence, if you have the chance, you must kill him.
I have to say that Egger's understanding of Voldemort is more comprehensive than before, at least not as despised as before.
"What would you do if one day, in order to save me, you had to do something you didn't want to do?" Aisha's faint voice interrupted Egger's wandering thoughts.
"Then you have to do it, and you have to do it too!" Iger nodded without hesitation.
"What if life is better than death?" Aisha pulled Egger's face and looked at him tenderly.
"Do!" Egger nodded with a firm look in his eyes: "Although I will be very scared if there is such a situation, but I will definitely do it!" ”
Aisha looked at Egg's appearance and nodded with satisfaction, then she didn't know what she thought, and suddenly laughed with a hint of malice: "What if you want to eat?" ”
Egg looked at the beautiful girl in front of him in shock, not knowing what to say.
Eating? Can you say such a disgusting thing? Is it really too ripe?
Seeing that Egger didn't answer, Aisha pinched Egger's nose with disgust: "Why don't you answer?" Don't you dare? ”
"Eat!" Egger gritted his teeth with a struggling expression, looking extremely painful, with an expression that was worse than death: "Eat big!" ”
"How much to eat?" Aisha refuses to give up.
"Eat until you live forever..."Egger was about to cry, he has always been in charge of others, when has he ever let others take care of himself?
What are people flirting with in the sky, they are willing to be winged birds, and they are willing to be even branches on the ground, or what You jump, I jump or something.
To yourself?
Will you eat for me? Fortunately, it is not Chinese, otherwise the two of them will be disgusting together...
Now it's okay, Aisha is satisfied, Egger is disgusted...
Egger spent half the night retching.
Since the quality of life has improved, Egger has also been exposed to stinky problems such as cleanliness...
In my previous life, I always heard that couples have been together for a long time, and they will use a quilt to cover each other's farts in the quilt, until I personally experienced such a disgusting topic, and Egger's original beautiful and dreamy married life was so shattered...
It's broken, and I can't put it together.
As a direct consequence, the next day, when he was in control, Iger fainted again due to lack of concentration...
Indirectly caused the large-scale extinction of the eight-eyed giant spider in the Forbidden Forest, Hagrid cried like a tearful man for the past two days, keeping his handkerchief in his hand, wiping his tears from time to time.
Egger didn't know how Dumbledore's phoenix patronus hit him, the human-faced sphin-tailed manticores in the depths of the Forbidden Forest didn't go to the scourge, the deepest dragon's nest didn't go, the world's only venomous beast tribe was also unharmed, and even the unicorns and Hippogriffs on the edge of the Forbidden Forest didn't have any, except for the spider's lair, which was originally the territory of the eight-eyed giant spider, now looks as if it has been ravaged by a typhoon, and there are not even a few trees to be seen.
That night, Iger had to attend another funeral with Hagrid, and the night was very windy, and Hagrid cried very sadly, believing that it was his own fault that caused the descendants of Aragog to suffer.
Egger watched the corpses of a group of spiders be buried, and thought about the spider heads in the bag, and Egger almost laughed.