Chapter 37: The Most Painful Thing?
[Please keep in mind the domain name of this site" ", or search in Baidu: Sanlian Literature Network] "Wait a minute!" Fang Jie looked at everyone a little embarrassed, and said, "What kind of Qicheng Dan, can you give me one?" IāI haven't seen it yet! ā
"If there is no more, I will give you an eye-opener!" Hu Shuo immediately took out a crystal clear pill from the Qiankun Ring and threw it to Fang Jie, saying: "This has not been identified, so it is commonly known as Qicheng Dan, once it is identified, it cannot be synthesized." ā
Fang Jie took the Qicheng Pill and looked at it over and over again for a long time, feeling that it was a bit like a spherical jelly, full of elasticity, except for a little appearance, it didn't seem to be anything special, and couldn't help asking: "How can I identify the attributes of the pill?" ā
"I need to learn identification, give it to me." Bai Ning stretched out his slender hand and said with a clever smile: "Hehe, the appraisal of Qicheng Dan will deduct 1 tael of gold appraisal fees, and I won't charge your money this time." ā
Fang Jie hurriedly handed over the pill, and subconsciously looked up at the jade wrist with white muscles and red muscles, only to see that his waist was like a flowing plain, with a bright moon bell in his ears, a single shirt with apricots red, and emerald hair and moth eyebrows, he was really a big beauty.
Seeing this, Fang Jie hurriedly looked away, and secretly scolded himself in his heart for being confused, such an eye-catching beauty, there must be many suitors, how can he have a chance to win the favor of a beauty with an ordinary appearance like himself, even if it is ...... It's troublesome, it's too troublesome, it's better to do your part.
Just when Fang Jie was thinking wildly, a white light appeared in Bai Ning's hand, the originally crystal clear Qicheng Pill had turned into a black pill, Fang Jie took it and took a look, and found that the pill had lost its previous elasticity and became extremely hard, and checked the attributes of the pill: "Xuanwu Bone Casting Pill", 70% chance to increase by 1 point of innate root bone, which cannot be synthesized.
"How? Do you really want to eat it? Hu Shuo smiled and patted Fang Jie's shoulder, and said confusedly: "Eat, eat, eat!" 70% chance! Maybe with some luck, this one will be eaten successfully? ā
"Don't talk nonsense, aren't you harmful!" The sun hurriedly pushed away the nonsense and reminded: "Don't listen to him, there was once someone who didn't even succeed in eating ten, although the probability is very small, but before eating it, no one knows what the result will be." If you're going to learn the ultimate martial arts...... No, even if you don't practice the ultimate martial arts, you can't just eat it casually. If you want to learn Jiuyang Divine Skill, you must reach 34 points of innate comprehension and 38 points of innate root bones, that is to say, even if you choose 30 points at birth, you will only have two chances to fail if you eat the root bone pill. ā
Fang Jie stared at the Xuanwu Bone Casting Pill uncertainly, his heart was extremely contradictory, and he was repeatedly fighting his thoughts.
Eat? Still not eating? It's too hard to decide!
"The opportunity is in front of you, although there is only a 70% chance, but life is short, this is the same as sleeping, as long as your eyes are closed and opened, the medicine will be eaten, howl~!" Hu Shuo was puzzled next to him again: "Forget about the ultimate martial arts, you may not be able to learn it in your life, do you know what is the most painful thing in life?" People died, but the medicine was not taken! ā
"Do you know what is the most painful thing about people? People don't die, the medicine is wrong! Fang Jie replied indignantly, and returned the Xuanwu Bone Casting Pill to Hu Shuo, he was not a gambler, and although he had already mastered 70% of the chips, he was still unwilling to gamble.
"Really don't eat? Maybe it's going to happen? "Nonsense, dangling that pill around Fang Jie.
"I'll eat!"
The person who spoke was not Fang Jie, but the sun who was going to delete the number and replay, only to see him snatch the pill and say viciously: "The pill that Lao Tzu got for a year of hard work, and before I tried it, I was deceived by someone!" You have a saying that is right, the most painful thing in life is that people die, and the medicine is not taken, so I will take one before deleting the number! ā
Before he could finish speaking, the sun swallowed it, and then he heard the sun crack all over his body, but then calmed down again.
"Haha! It's done! The sun laughed twice, patted Fang Jie's shoulder, and said with a look of regret: "It's a pity, you didn't eat, otherwise you ......"
Fang Jie stared at the sun blankly, and was speechless for a moment.
"It doesn't matter, I still have it, if Brother Fang Jie wants to eat it......" Hu Shuo took out another unidentified pill and shook it reluctantly at Fang Jie, his expression was very bad.
"Are you finished?" Miao Miao on the side really couldn't look at it, and said angrily: "Are you so harmful?" You don't need money for this medicine, the market price is ten taels of gold a pill! If you have too much, you might as well give them all to me. "Let's just reach out and grab the pill in Hu Shuo's hand.
I didn't care about the nonsense, so I directly asked Miao Miao to snatch the pill, and said with a smile: "Isn't mine yours!" I did this for the good of Brother Fang Jie, I really couldn't bear to see a good young man go to a dead end like this. If he had listened to me just now, wouldn't it have been! ā
"Be your head!" Bai Ning scolded with a smile and said, "Don't talk nonsense, let's discuss the countermeasures for the next game first." Our opponent is a team called "Blood Wash World", all of them are disciples of the Blood Sword Sect, and they all use knives, and we happen to use swords, so we have some restraint ......"
"I'm not going." Before Bai Ning could finish speaking, Fang Jie interrupted: "I've learned some basic martial arts now, going to the competition will only hold you back." After careful consideration, Fang Jie finally decided to give up the competition.
"Brother, what do you mean by that......"
The sun was about to speak, but he had already rushed to say: "You just don't treat us as friends when you say this!" You're not mad at me, are you? I was just joking with you, don't take it seriously! Can't I apologize! ā
"Okay, I'll tell you." Fang Jie glanced at everyone and said in a deep voice, "My goal is indeed to practice the ultimate martial arts, and I need you to keep this matter a secret." The reason why I didn't participate in the competition was mainly because I wanted to go back and step up my training, the so-called stupid bird flew first, I was already a martial arts waste, and if I didn't hurry up, it would be even more difficult to catch up with others. ā
Seeing that the sun seemed to be about to speak, Fang Jie waved his hand to stop the other party, and continued: "I know what you want to say, if you can make it to the top 100, there will be a lot of rewards, right?" But you can also see my identity at a glance, if I really make it to the top 100 competition, I will become the target of public criticism. In this case, you are not helping me, but you are harming me. ā
"Thank you for your appreciation!" Speaking of this, Fang Jie hugged his fists at everyone one by one, and when his gaze swept to Bai Ning, his heart trembled slightly, but he quickly shifted his gaze to the sun: "I don't like to play games and call people brothers, you brother, I admit it!" Although my martial arts skills are very humble now, if there is anything I need help with in the future, I will not hesitate to do so! ā
Hearing this, the sun scratched his head, and wanted to say something, but he couldn't say it for a long time.
"Hehe, aren't you going to delete the number and replay it soon?" Fang Jie winked at the sun, learned the tone of the sun and smiled: "In the future in the Guo Mansion, I will cover you, we are brothers!" ā
The sun knew that Fang Jie had made up his mind, so he didn't force it anymore, and laughed: "Haha, that's!" ā
Hu Shuo looked at Fang Jie carefully for a long time, and said: "What you say is still like that, if you insist that you won't participate in the competition for fear of dragging us back, it will be too hypocritical." Since you've said so, let's make you a friend too! ā
Fang Jie smiled and nodded at Hu Shuo, but there was some complexity in his eyes, secretly saying that this person was really hidden, fortunately he was not an enemy, otherwise, the consequences would be unpredictable.
"Alas!" Bai Ning sighed, glanced at Fang Jie very disappointedly, and was about to speak, but saw that the other party took out a large number of brooms and firewood knives from the Qiankun Ring in one fell swoop.
Fang Jie smiled: "These things are all novice tools, they are very practical, you can take them, maybe they will work wonders during the competition." ā
Seeing these brooms, Bai Ning suddenly remembered what the other party said when she swept off the platform, and couldn't help but say, "Hey, is the way I sweep the floor really ugly?" ā
Where did Fang Jie think that Bai Ning would suddenly ask him about this, he was stunned for a long time before he suddenly realized, and said, "It's okay, it's a little worse than me." ā
"Hmph, then how do you say it should be swept?" Bai Ning was very disdainful of Fang Jie's words.
Fang Jie said solemnly: "According to my experience of scanning the stable tens of thousands of times, you should hold your breath, concentrate, tighten your hips, hold your chest, look at eye level, keep your horse steady, clench your fingers, relax your wrists, and move like a mountain, like thunder...... Have you ever played golf? That's pretty much it...... Hey, why is your face red? I'm serious with you! ā
"Boy, you have a play, I have never seen Bai Ning blush at any man!" The nonsense on the side leaned over to Fang Jie and whispered.
"Didn't you say I looked shabby?" Fang Jie was surprised.
"Alas!" Hu Shuo sighed helplessly and said, "Do you see how many beautiful women in this world have found a handsome guy to be their husbands?" Most of them are a flower stuck in cow dung...... Oh, I didn't say you were cow dung, I just made an analogy......"
Miao Miao on the side asked coldly: "Then what are you?" ā
"Of course I'm a handsome guy!" Nonsense reflexively replied.
Miao Miao immediately said angrily: "Then yours means that I am not a beauty!" ā
"Well, I'm cow dung." Hu Shuo replied honestly, and then explained to Fang Jie: "If the handsome guy is planted with flowers, it will also turn into cow dung, you must not learn from me." ā
"It doesn't matter, I water manure a lot, so I already have immunity to feces." Fang Jie lit up the dung scoop in his hand.
"What's the use of this scoop?" Bai Ning suddenly asked.
"Pouring manure...... Headshots are used as hidden weapons. Fang Jie's eyes lit up, and he said to Bai Ning: "You seem to have learned the secret weapon skill too, right?" This dung scoop is no worse than your Ice Silver Needle......"
Bai Ning seemed to have seen the effect of the dung scoop a long time ago, and without waiting for Fang Jie to finish speaking, he smiled happily: "Great, I want it all!" Bring more next time! ā
"And next time?" Fang Jie, who was about to leave the chat room, couldn't help but pause, scolded "troublesome", and said to everyone: "The green mountains do not change, the green water flows forever, everyone will have a period in the future!" ā
"See you at Guo Fu!"
"Remember to bring more dung scoops!"
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