Early the next morning, Chen Xihao got up on time at seven o'clock, and after a month of experience in the two-dimensional world, Chen Xihao found that his biological clock was getting more and more punctual.

If it continues like this, Xiao Q's daily work will be reduced by one more, and it doesn't need to change its tricks to make Chen Xihao get up every morning. Now Xiao Q except for occasionally answering the phone and cleaning, Chen Xihao has habitually started to solve other things by himself.

For example, in the kitchen at the moment, Chen Xihao looked at the electronic screen prompt information on the automatic rice cook/stir-fry machine, and was putting the ingredients into the feed port one by one.

"Eggs, two; ham sausage, 1 piece; round lettuce, one-third of them; dehydrated rice, a spoonful; Drinking water, 200ml, huh? Measuring cups, measuring cups? OK, found! ”

After Chen Xihao put all the materials into the feed port in order, he checked the five boxes above the machine, which were filled with salt, chicken essence, sugar, pepper powder, and chili powder, and opened the isolation door on the left side of the machine, there were five bottles inside, edible oil, vinegar, soy sauce, cooking wine, and oil juice, and there was a plastic tube inserted into the bottom of the bottle above each bottle, and the machine would automatically absorb several seasoning juices needed with the progress of cooking or stir-frying.

"Well, the condiments are enough, it should be fine."

After pressing the "Nutritious Egg Fried Rice" selection button on the menu, the automatic rice cooker began to hum, and the countdown on it showed 4:59, 4:58......

"5 minutes, OK!"

"Horn~"

It's a good time to wash up...... Chen Xihao snapped his fingers, turned around and walked into the bathroom, closed the door, and the sound of running water sounded.

At this moment, the electronic LCD watch placed on the shoe cabinet at the door sounded music, this state-of-the-art electronic LCD watch integrates most of the functions of the previous mobile phone, and can also complete the fingerprint and pupil recognition after a key swipe, GPS positioning, of course, its most bullish function is to link with the family housekeeper type intelligent robot, and can share the electronic cloud big data system at any time.

"Hey, hello, this is Chen Xihao's house, I'm his housekeeper, little Q~ May I ask, who are you?"

"Ahh Hey? Listening to your accent and tone, you look like a penguin (3) or penguin (4) robot, right? He's still using such an old robot butler model? Why don't you choose an anime-type beauty robot, or a new superstar Ning Zhiruo high imitation version? Chen Xihao's single dick is too low......"

"According to the detection, the harassing language of your call has accounted for 40% of the call time, and the sales language has occupied 50% of the call time...... Goodbye, friend! ”

"Toot ~~ Toot ~~"

On the other end of the phone, the coffee looked sluggish, and the cigarette in the corner of his mouth fell with a "click", and it happened to fall on the big female toe of the flip flop.

"Whoa~~ It's burning me, it hurts, it hurts~~ This 2B old robot is so angry!! Ahh ”

Coffee kept jumping on one leg with his left foot, rubbing his right foot with both hands, and he was in a very bad mood.

After jumping for a while, feeling that his right foot didn't hurt too much, Coffee lifted his left wrist and pressed the one-button call button.

"Hello? Great hosts, hello ~ how can I help you? ”

On the other end of the phone, a soft and waxy female voice came.

"Xiao Ruoruo, give me the phone call to Chen Xihao immediately!"

"Okay, master, please wait!"

"I'm sorry, master, the other party refused to answer your caller number, if you just inquired from the cloud system intelligence center, the host's call has been reported by the other party as "harassment \ / recommended" classification, and the recorded call was identified by the cloud system intelligence center as the situation is in line with the situation, if the owner needs to unlock, you need to provide your identity information and the last ten "in/out" calls to provide evidence, the system will verify the information within an hour, help you automatically unblock. Excuse me, master, do you need to unlock it? ”

"It's uncle, that old model robot that is low and outdated, Chen Xihao, the second goods!! I'm so angry!! Xiao Ruoruo, help me report the information and unlock it! Then, help me change to another carrier registration number and dial Chen Xihao's phone! ”

"Yes, master!"

After Coffee hung up the phone call of the robot housekeeper Xiao Ruo, he was still reading in his mouth, Chen Xihao, you are a second goods, this outdated model that should have been eliminated to outer space a long time ago, use it to dry hair?? Old-fashioned, stubborn, and even instructing it to do a job and have to thank it!! It's called Q, right? You wait for me, when I have the opportunity to go to Chen Xihao's house, I must dismantle you, it's a big deal that I will pay Chen Xihao a beautiful housekeeper of the "Nami" version later!!

Just when Brother Coffee was complaining in his heart, the green dot on his smart watch flashed, "Beep~~", and the phone was connected again.

"Hey, hello, this is Chen Xihao's house, I'm his housekeeper, little Q~ May I ask, who are you?"

"I'm your big~~"

"Ahem~~, I'm your boss, no, a friend of your master Chen Xihao."

As soon as he heard Xiao Q's voice, Brother Coffee almost couldn't hold back his shouting, I am your uncle!!

The other side was silent for three seconds.

"According to the analysis of the voice call intelligent system, the words you are going to say just now are, I am your sister-in-law 1%, I am your eldest brother 4%, I am your eldest brother 10%, I am your uncle 15%, I am your uncle 15%, I am your uncle 15%, I am your eldest nephew 20%, I am your nephew 20%...... According to Chen Xihao's call recording recognition system, you do not meet the ......"

"Get out!! Your uncle's!! ”

The moment he heard that the eldest nephew and eldest nephew were all analyzed, it was still the highest proportion, and Brother Coffee completely fell into a state of rage!!

He pressed the green light on his watch to call, and then began to kick at a landscape trash can on the side of the road beside him, "I'll chop and chop~~ chop you to death!" It was as if the poor trash can had become a stand-in for the little Q on the other end of the phone.

5 minutes later, the automatic rice cooker in Chen Xihao's room "Di Lili ~ Di Lili" sounded with continuous music, and Chen Xihao just walked out of the bathroom at this time.

Put on heat-insulating gloves, take out the brightly colored egg fried rice from the insulation room, Chen Xihao put his nose up and sniffed it, the aroma is very ordinary, he took a spoon and put it in his mouth a few times, the taste is also very average, he is used to Sen Xue's cooking skills, Chen Xihao's mouth has become very tricky now, but he is not picky and wasteful, and he still eats this large plate of egg fried rice.

After the meal, after changing his clothes and bringing the electronic LCD watch, Chen Xihao suddenly found that there were two missed calls on it.

"Little Q? Who's calling me early in the morning? Why was you rejected? ”

"Master, the first phone call has been intelligently detected as "harassment / recommendation", the second phone is suspected of "financial / fraud", the other party first used your kinship network to defraud, and then very vigilantly changed to claim to be your friend, Xiao Q did not finish speaking, he hung up the call in advance......"

"Oh, little Q, you're very good, with you, save a lot of trouble! Alright, I'm going to work, goodbye! Little Q! ”

"Goodbye, master!"

When Chen Xihao changed his sneakers, put on his backpack, put on a baseball cap, and reached out to pick up the wireless headphones, his electronic watch rang again.

Chen Xihao hung the earphone to his right ear, pressed the one-key docking button on the earphone, and the call on the electronic smart watch automatically turned to the ear.

"Hello? Hello, I'm Chen Xihao, who are you? ”

"I'm your uncle!! Chen Xihao! And that little Q of yours! You give me the memory that sooner or later I'm going to kill it!! You tell it now, and let it wait for death in peace!!! ”

A roaring desperate and resentful voice came from the earphones, Chen Xihao's eardrums trembled, and he hurriedly pulled the earphones away for a distance, at this time, he seemed to hear another voice from the side of the person on the phone.

"Huh? No wonder you destroy public facilities, have bad morals, and ask you to find someone as a guarantor, but you scold everyone rightly? With your current attitude, we have the right to change you to a ...... of public security detention."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, officer, I, I was just impulsive, that, before I went out in the morning, I ate chili peppers for breakfast, and it was ...... dry"

Chen Xihao heard it at this time, and the sound of coffee was on the phone.

"Is it coffee??"

"Waste ......, cough, brother, come and save me, I made a little mistake on the back street of Beihang on Zhichun Road, and I need someone to help me swipe my card to identify, verify and guarantee. Hurry up, or I'm going to get into the game! ”