Deng Xiaoqi reacted quickly, and shook off Chen Fan, rolled his eyes, and said angrily:

"Pull it down, lust is lust, why do you say those who don't!"

Teacher He: "Xiaofan, you can be so and high-sounding, and you are no one!" ”

Mr. Huang seemed to have entered the rhythm of variety shows, and said with a wicked smile: "Xiaofan, do you only know actresses?" ”

The lewd uncle is giving you a lewd smile

Chen Fan understood in seconds: "Ahem, Mr. Huang, I'm still young, I don't know any of those actresses in Fusang!" ”

Teacher Huang: "Don't be in a hurry to deny, negation is to cover up, cover up is the truth, everyone is a man, you have to understand it sooner or later!" ”

", this is not a car to kindergarten, I want to get off!"

"The door has been welded shut, and no one is allowed to get out of the car!"

"Hey, hey, I'm pure, I can't understand a word of what you're saying! Comical. ”

"The unexpected speed caught me off guard."

"It's starting to have a flavor, but I like it!"

"Little brother, it seems to be good and bad, but I like it!"

“+1”

“+1”

“+1”

……

"Hmph, don't talk about those useless ones, you are just greedy for their bodies, you are cheap!" Deng Xiaoqi was so jealous that the whole hospital was full of taste.

Chen Fan nodded very seriously: "That's right, everyone has a love for beauty, I just covet their bodies, I am honest, I am worthy of praise!" ”

Then whispered in Deng Xiaoqi's ear: "I don't just covet their bodies, I also covet your bodies!" ”

said that Deng Xiaoqi went from her pretty face to her neck, instantly pink, pink.

"Mom, this kid is too fast." Mr. Huang can't find a conversation anymore.

Teacher He: "Who are the people I know this day, I advise the audience in front of the computer to be cautious in making friends, otherwise you will be taken bad before you know it!" ”

Teacher Huang said disdainfully: "Just you, still pretending to be pure? ”

Teacher He didn't follow: "What's the matter, people are still a baby!" ”

"Get out!" Teacher Huang scolded with a smile.

The style of the barrage has changed

"Can you believe it, this man is already a man who is almost forty!"

"You dare to believe it, this person is one of the top ten hosts of the Holy Kingdom!"

"You can believe it, this person is a five-time Golden Microphone winner!"

"Do you dare to believe that this person was once escorted to the Beijing Foreign Language College!"

"Can you believe that this man was and is still a baby!"

"Can you believe it..... it, what's crooked? ”

"Hahaha"

Teacher He was wronged, so he could only lean on Chen Fan, and said pitifully: "Xiaofan, Teacher Huang bullies others!" ”

Chen Fan patted Teacher He, thinking that this show was starting to be interesting, and Teacher He also entered the state!

comforted: "Don't cry, don't cry, we won't play with this bad guy, at least five minutes of friendship!" ”

Teacher He was puzzled: "Why is it only five minutes?" ”

Chen Fan looked at Teacher He helplessly: "Are you a sa, people can cook, in addition to Teacher Huang here, Xiaoqi can make some porridge, is it you who can cook?" Or do I cook? The people take food as the sky, why do you think I don't dare to offend him, the key is to offend, what do we eat, as soon as he strikes, we all have to starve to death, we can't eat grass every day, right?"

Teacher He suddenly realized: ", Xiaofan, when you say that, it's really like this." ”

"Hey, hey, hey!" Teacher Huang has put on his sunglasses and smiles smugly.

Seeing that Teacher Huang was so proud, Teacher He was so angry that his teeth itched, but he didn't dare to say anything!

Without him, it seems that he can cook here, offending the chef, what if he gives you some croton?

"Ahem, I'm thirsty!" Mr. Huang began to set up the score.

In fact, he wanted to say, if it weren't for Xiaofan, I wouldn't have known that I was so important!

But will he say? He won't say!

"I'll go, I'll pour! Would you rather drink hot water, lukewarm, cool, or pu-erh? Deng Xiaoqi cooperated.

"Yo, it's so sweet, this girl is good, don't bother, Pu'er will drink it at night, just have some warm water!" Teacher Huang has a very good sense of Deng Xiaoqi.

"Okay."

"Ahem, it's a little cold, who's going to help me bring my coat?" Teacher Huang lifted Erlang's legs.

"You wait, I'll get it for you, protect yourself, don't freeze to death!" Teacher He gritted his teeth and said.

"Hahahaha, thank you for your concern, I won't, go quickly, go quickly!" Teacher Huang didn't care, but smiled.

At this time, the phone rings again

Teacher Huang: "Yo, someone is coming again?" ”

Chen Fan nodded: "Well, someone is working again!" ”

barrage

"Hahaha, why are these people so funny in an instant?"

"No, I'm going to die laughing!"

"Chen Fan is too funny, God has someone to work again!"

"Chen Fan: My family's land, I finally don't have to spend money to hire others to take care of it, and so many free laborers have come at once!"

"So the final winner is Chen Fan?"

"No, the final winner is Mr. Huang!"

"Hahaha, nothing is wrong!"

"Teacher Huang is a blessing!"

……

Without Teacher Huang talking, Chen Fan immediately stood up: "I'll answer the phone!" ”

Teacher Huang: "You can teach!" ”

Chen Fan: "I'm going!" ”

Teacher Huang: "Go ahead!" ”

Chen Fan came to the phone of the program team

Qin Lan was really stunned just now, but after understanding and watching the live broadcast, she realized that it was a very handsome child who was making trouble, so she called again

Chen Fan: "Hey, this is the temptation program group to return to the village." ”

"Another familiar temptation"

"I'll just say, this show has long been called this name, and it has long been popular!"

Chen Fan's words caused a burst of confusion in the barrage

"Poof, little brother, don't be funny, I know it all." Qin Lan said.

Chen Fan: "Oh, sister, I was wrong. ”

"I, Chen Fan, actually admit my mistake?"

"Can you believe it, this young man admitted his mistake and actually teased me!"

"yes, I was picked up too!"

Qin Lan also blushed, it felt like her boyfriend, sincerely admitting her mistakes to herself!

In particular, the other party's voice is so good. Yourself are more ......

But then he shook his head, scolded himself for what he was thinking, and continued: "It's okay, I don't care. ”

"Oh, that's good, sister, what do you want to eat, I'll ask Mr. Huang to make it for you, and tomorrow I'll send you a task, and I'll give you a lighter job." Chen Fan began to flirt.

Anyway, if you hit a child on a rainy day, you will be idle if you are idle.

But kid, why didn't you ask Teacher Huang's opinion?

"No, no, I can do whatever others do." Qin Lan was very surprised, and she politely refused.

"Sister is so nice, what do you want to eat?" Chen Fan.

"I want to eat braised prawns, saliva chicken, steamed carp, pot wrapped meat, coo pork, chicken thighs, chicken wings, green onion wrapped in stewed ......" at this time, another voice broke into the conversation between the two.

barrage

"Shangguan Mi ?!!!"

Chen Fan was frightened: "Sister, what kind of thing are you over there?!" ”

Shangguan Mi: "I.... Isn't it an order? I'm ordering food! I didn't expect you to have this kind of service! ”

Chen Fan: "If you want to serve in heaven and earth, you will also receive female guests there!" ”

Shangguan Mi was annoyed and embarrassed, and the fierce strength of the Beijing girl came up: "Serve a fart, the old lady orders food." ”

Qin Lan, who was sitting next to Shangguan Mi at this time: "Mimi, don't be like this, you ......"

Before she finished speaking, Chen Fan: "Mimi? I think she should be called a fart to eat, and she ordered so many dishes in one go? What do we do, what do you eat, and dare to ask for it? ”

Shangguan Mi couldn't suppress a nameless fire, and just wanted to get angry, the phone in her hand was snatched away by Qin Lan:

"Xiaofan, I can call you that, right? So we'll eat whatever you do, and she doesn't mean anything else. ”

Chen Fan seemed to be a different person, treating Qin Lan as gently as ever: "Sister, it wasn't me just now, okay, what do you want to eat, I'll write it down, and let Mr. Huang make it for you when the time comes, I have everything in this farm, if you don't have it, go to the town to buy it." ”

Shangguan Mi: "......"