Baishitun has an uncle and nephew, whose name is Jiang Jili, and his milk name is Da Smelly. At that time, it was said that it was good to be notorious.

My nephew loves to joke, he is eighteen years older than me, and he disappeared ten years ago.

After the fall of the Japanese, the Eighth Route Army opened a small hospital in Baishitun, and in my house, the common people went to see a doctor, and they also saw it.

When she came to the group of mothers for a long time, she wanted to see eye diseases in a small hospital, and she encountered a big smell halfway.

Da Stinky asked, "Second sister-in-law, what are you doing?" ”

Lai Qunniang said: "I will go to the Eighth Route Military Hospital to see a doctor." ”

Da Stun looked at it, and said with a straight face: "Second sister-in-law, I have a home remedy, you can just wipe it." ”

Lai Qunniang asked, "What home remedies?" ”

"You tell my second brother to go to the place where the dog killed and ask for a dog cunt. If you want to come back, cut it into slices and dry it, bake it with a cloth tile, grind it into a dough, mix it with sesame oil, wipe it on the side of your eyes, and wipe it a few times. ”

Lai Qunniang was very happy: "Can you wipe it well?" ”

Big stinky said: "Try it, and you don't need to spend money, if you don't wipe it well, you'll be blind with a dog's cunt." ”

There were a few people in front of him who were laughing back and forth, and the girls who came didn't look at it, staring at the big smell, and the big smell didn't laugh at all. It's been five or six years since I came to the group of mothers, and it's a few days lighter than a few days. I heard that there was such a good home remedy, so I didn't go to the hospital and went home directly.

Among those people, there is a person called back and forth, who is a generation younger than the big smelly. Da Stinky pointed at him and said, "Go back and tell your father, don't call it "back and forth" in the future, call it "two trips". ”

reacted quickly back and forth, and said: "Uncle, don't call it "smelly", call it "bad smell". ”

Since then, both nicknames have been shouted.

The next morning, Qunniang found Da Stink's house and wanted to settle accounts with Da Stink, but she didn't find him at home. When she got to the cowhouse, she didn't find it, and took a straw stick in the cowhouse.

When the big stink saw the group of mothers coming, he hurriedly got into the grass hut.

The group of girls who came didn't find the big smell, stood outside the grass hut and scolded: "The big smell, there is a kind of out!" You're still afraid of people, you rabbit? Why did you get into the kennel? ”

The big smell is right in front of me, and I don't dare to say anything, let alone come out.

Lai Ze Niang came to see the excitement, and Lai Qun Niang said: "This stinky bastard scolded me, I didn't hear it, I came to him to settle accounts." ”

She scolded for a while, and when she was angry, she stopped scolding.

A few days later, Da Stin saw that the group of girls came over, and he didn't take anything in his hand, he was bold, walked up to him and asked, "Second sister-in-law, have you wiped your eyes with a dog's cunt?" ”

When the group of girls came, they raised their hands to fight, but the big stinky ran away.

In the past, there were few educated people in Baishitun. After the land reform, there was a teacher Qi teaching in Baishitun.

Mr. Qi is in his thirties and has not yet married. When I was a child, my family was poor, and I was a soldier for many years, and when I came back, I was old, and it was difficult to find a daughter-in-law. He wants to find a daughter-in-law quickly, but he can't find it, whose daughter is so big? If you don't have a good time, you won't get a divorce. Even if their husbands died, most of them are still widowed and don't look for them.

Jiang Jixing said to Teacher Qi: "I'll tell you a daughter-in-law." ”

Teacher Qi said, "Great, which one is from Zhuang?" ”

Jixing said: "The girl is from Cao Lou, she is twenty-five years old this year, she has a lot of hair, her braids are not long, and she speaks loudly, her father's name is Cao Houli." ”

Cao Houli, who is standing behind the trough, isn't that an animal? Jixing was talking about a donkey, and he wanted to joke with Teacher Qi, thinking that he was okay after speaking.

Teacher Qi didn't hear it, but when he saw Jixing, he asked, "Second brother, what about the daughter-in-law you told me?" Did you go to Cao Lou? ”

Jixing always said: "I didn't go." ”

Teacher Qi thought, "Have a meal, and he will be able to take care of it." ”

He found Jixing and said: "Second brother, I invited you to dinner, and people said: If it doesn't work, four or two bottles." ”

Jixing said: "I'm different from others, I can't say it, I don't drink your wine." ”

He said in his heart: "This dead eye, if he knew that the daughter-in-law I told him was a donkey, he would be angry." ”

After eating the dark day, Jixing went to school, and he said to Teacher Qi: "I went to Cao Lou today, and people said that you are old and do not agree." ”

A few days later, someone teased Teacher Qi again, saying that the matchmaker was Cao Lou's widow. Cao Lou is not far away, and Mr. Qi doesn't inquire about which one, so go over and take a look for himself. What the matchmaker says, he believes.

The matchmaker said: "The woman doesn't want anything, she just wants a dress." ”

At that time, there were no ready-made clothes, so Mr. Qi bought a fabric for the woman and said to the matchmaker, "I want to see this woman." ”

The matchmaker said, "You see, you can't talk to her." ”

Teacher Qi said, "Okay, I won't talk to her. ”

After school, the matchmaker led Teacher Qi to Cao Lou, which was more than four miles away from Baishitun, and it didn't take long to arrive. There happened to be a woman in her thirties who came out to wash her clothes, and the matchmaker said, "This is." ”

Teacher Qi saw that the woman was good-looking, and he was happy from the bottom of his heart. After seeing a good day, I plan to get married.

In my hometown, I can only get on the car after dark, and I can marry a widow in the past, and I can just use the car to pull it.

When he arrived at Qi's house, he worshipped heaven and earth in front of the incense platform, and then entered the cave room. Teacher Qi felt that something was wrong, this daughter-in-law had big feet and walked like a man, not like a woman who looked at her that day. He wanted to take a good look at his new daughter-in-law, and he lit a small oil lamp in the house, but he couldn't see clearly.

Everyone is gone, and the new daughter-in-law says, "I want to pee." ”

Teacher Qi said, "I'll go get the urinal." ”

The new daughter-in-law said, "How bad it is for the listener to hear the sound of urine." I went to the toilet to pee. ”

Teacher Qi led the way, and the new daughter-in-law entered the latrine, and he waited outside. When he didn't see anyone come out, he went in to see that there was no one inside.

He didn't call anyone, and went back to the house to sleep.

The next morning, he went to the latrine to see that his new daughter-in-law had taken off her new clothes in the latrine, and it seemed that she had run over the wall.

Later, I learned that the new daughter-in-law was pretended to be a man, and those people were teasing him.

When you come to me, yesterday doesn't talk about yesterday, but about night. Last night didn't say last night, but said night.

My neighbor lived in Heilongjiang for two years and came home in the evening.

The next morning, his uncle asked, "Big boy, when did you come back?" ”

The eldest child said, "I came back last night." ”

His uncle said, "Eldest child, you've only been out for two years, and you've learned foreign dialect too?" You're fucking 'sitting on the bowl' and coming back. If you stay out for another two years, you'll have to 'sit on the basin' and come back." ”

My sister-in-law's home is in Huangzhuang, southwest of Baishitun, thirteen miles away from Baishitun.

The sister-in-law said that there was a girl in Huangzhuang who married into Tunzi, which was very close to Huangzhuang, and after getting married, the young couple lived very well.

The little husband said, "Your father and mother really love me, more than my father and mother." ”

The little daughter-in-law said: "My father and mother love you, all for me." ”

The husband said, "No. My father-in-law and mother-in-law love me because I can talk and do things, and I love them too. They don't love me for you, I don't owe you this favor. ”

The daughter-in-law said, "Haven't you heard of it?" For a daughter, I love my son-in-law. ”

The husband didn't say anything about his daughter-in-law, and he was not convinced. He was eighteen years old and very naughty.

The next morning, he went to his father-in-law's house. When he entered the door and saw his father-in-law, he fell to his knees crying and said, "Your daughter hanged herself at night." ”

When the father-in-law heard this, he was furious, snapped, snapped, and slapped his son-in-law in both mouths.

The little husband got up and ran home, and the father-in-law and the two eldest brothers chased after him crying with sticks.

The husband ran home and said, "Daughter-in-law, save me!" I'm in trouble, your father and eldest brother and second brother are here to fight me. ”

The daughter-in-law didn't know what was going on, and her father and brother entered the house with sticks.

The eldest brother saw his sister cooking and asked, "What's the matter?" Didn't you hang yourself? ”

The little husband hurriedly made amends: "That's me joking." ”

In the future, he would never dare to make such a joke again.

(Note: Mr. Qi is a pseudonym.) ）