Chapter 3: Killing the Mighty Stick
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For Qian Xiaopang, this morning is no different from the countless mornings spent at home in the past, although the sun is shining, but for him, the bright sunshine is just from the sun's ridicule of him.
Hehe, okay, okay, you all look down on me, okay, you don't have to look down on me, when I have someone who is rich, I will let those who look down on me all come and hold my stinky feet.
At half past nine in the morning, Qian Xiaopang sat on the bed in a daze, with a cigarette in his mouth, and began to encourage the second middle school.
At the end of the college entrance examination, Qian Xiaopang was 1.76 meters tall with a weight of 176 pounds, but until now, it is a height of 1.81 meters with a weight of 240 pounds......
It's no different from a Roshan.
Covered with fat, his eyes are almost invisible, and the yellow hair is ...... is still the same yellow hair, maybe because he hasn't taken a bath for too long, Qian Xiaopang's body still exudes a sour smell.
But what's interesting is that there is a layer of dark circles under his eyes, which are already difficult to open......
Yesterday, when he went out to eat, he saw a few college students on winter vacation drinking and chatting, even if people didn't even look at this dead fat man, Qian Xiaopang still thought that people were laughing at him as a loser, and then ...... I smashed someone's car secretly.
Unfortunately, he was discovered, then he was beaten by a group, and then the police station went up, and then his parents and cousins came to apologize to others, and then he went home to drink and smoke, and scolded at the moon....... It's just these things flipping around, don't you feel bored with Qian Xiaopang, come to this set every day, who do you show it?
Last night, Qian Xiaopang scolded until two o'clock at night before going to bed, and there was naturally a layer of dark circles in the corners of his eyes, logically speaking, he didn't wake up until at least half past ten during the day today, but because he drank too much wine last night, Qian Xiaopang was woken up by a soak of urine at half past nine.
Walking out of the bedroom and going to the toilet, Qian Xiaopang rubbed his big face full of horizontal meat, and touched his cooing belly, "Boom", walked with big thick legs, and went downstairs to forage for food.
The biggest difference between him and a pig now is that the pig can't speak.
Standing in front of the refrigerator, Qian Xiaopang's fat body almost blocked the refrigerator tightly, and some fruits and other things were constantly thrown on the ground when Qian Xiaopang was rummaging for food.
Qian Xiaopang was holding a box of yogurt in his mouth, wearing a stained shirt, and a Mickey Mouse pants on his lap, with a lot of milky white unknown liquid on them.
Qian Xiaopang, who has a strong smell of dick silk, is slowly looking for something to eat in the refrigerator.
Soon, two bags of bread and a large box of fried chicken appeared in Qian Xiaopang's fat hands, well, these things should be enough for yourself to eat, if they are not enough, just order takeout, thinking about it, Qian Xiaopang reached out and closed the door of the refrigerator.
But just as he was holding the food and was about to go upstairs to eat, Qian Xiaopang suddenly heard a sound of the door opening.
Well? Isn't there supposed to be no one at home at this time? Could it be that my cousin is back?
"Stomp, stomp." Four or five heavy footsteps sounded behind Qian Xiaopang.
Who's here?
Confused, Qian Xiaopang turned around and wanted to see who it was.
The next moment.
"Bang." The bread fried chicken in Qian Xiaopang's hand fell to the ground in shock, along with the box of yogurt in his mouth.
Looking at the person in front of him, Qian Xiaopang was stunned, and after a few seconds, Qian Xiaopang looked at Huo Qubing who was walking towards him step by step in front of him, and the four big Han soldiers in red armor who followed behind him, Qian Xiaopang was dumbfounded...... cosplayοΌ
After the shock, Qian Xiaopang curiously looked at Huo Quai, who looked like a military general in front of him, and asked, "Huo Xiaojun, what are you wearing this for?" β
"Bold!"
As soon as Qian Xiaopang's words fell, the four Han soldiers pulled out the Pu knife on their waists together, and glared at Qian Xiaopang, who was chubby and dazed.
Standing next to Huo Quai, a young man who seemed to be his own soldier, but who looked like a general, scolded Qian Xiaopang even more.
"Boldly Diao Min, this is the hussar general of my Han Dynasty, seeing that the general did not kneel down and salute, but made a lot of nonsense, what crime should you be guilty of!"
Qian Xiaopang was stupid, and after a while, he pointed at Huo Quai, the four big Han soldiers, and Zhou Xing, the flag bearer who had just scolded him, couldn't help but hold his stomach and laugh.
"Hahaha, ahaha, Huo Xiaojun, Huo Xiaojun, you're not crazy, hey, you don't think that you put on a suit of armor and find a few more group performers, just follow me here to pretend to be a big man, what kind of bullshit general, okay, it's my cousin who asked you to make me happy, okay, you can go, by the way, tell her, I'm very happy."
Huo Quai, who was dressed in tiger armor, looked at Qian Xiaopang expressionlessly for a while, then took a big stride and turned to leave.
At the same moment when Huo Qu was sick and left, the four Han soldiers and soldiers brought by him glanced at each other, and rushed towards Qian Xiaopang, who was still holding his stomach and laughing.
.......
Huo Quzhi walked out of Qian Xiaopang's villa, Huang Xiaowei, who was holding Huang Xiaotian, Li Laosi, who had disappeared for a long time, and Chu Mengyao all stood quietly at the gate waiting for him, and just behind Li Laosi, there was a very small wormhole that could probably only allow the two of them to pass through.
The battle armor was possessed, and the heroic Huo Quzhi hugged his fist at Li Laosi, "Go to the sick, thank you for the help of the fourth master here." β
As soon as the words fell, Zhou Xing and the three Han soldiers quickly carried Qian Xiaopang, who had been knocked unconscious, out of the villa, and rushed into the wormhole as fast as possible and returned to Dahan.
Hearing Huo Quai's thanks, Li Laosi waved his hand casually, "Wood matter, wood matter, your little viagra has solved all the wages for me, half a box of China, it is not trivial to open a wormhole for you, but you have to hold on tightly, the fourth master's mana is limited, and it can't last too long." β
Huo Quzhi nodded, looked at Chu Mengyao, and finally showed a smile on his expressionless face.
"I'm leaving."
"Hmm."
Chu Mengyao hummed softly, came to Huo Quzhi's face, and after carefully tidied up his armor for him, Chu Mengyao held Huo Quzhi's big hand and whispered: "Be careful, whether it's Xiaopang or you." β
Huo Quzhi reached out and touched Chu Mengyao's delicate face, "Don't worry, as long as I am alive, I will definitely bring him back safely." β
After the words fell, Huo Quzhi waved his hand at Huang Xiaowei, who was holding his son, "Little viagra, I'm leaving." β
Huang Xiaowei was reluctant to look at the young general in front of him, sighed and said, "Go, go, when you finish this battle, little viagra will pick you up on time." β
"Xiaotian, goodbye, wait for Brother Xiaojun to come back and play with you." Huo Quzhi finally touched the sleeping Huang Xiaotian, and then walked to the wormhole step by step, looking at Huo Quzhi's departing figure, Chu Mengyao took two steps forward nervously.
Huo Quzhi walked, walking slowly, just when his left foot had already entered the wormhole, Huo Quzhi suddenly paused, turned his head, looked at the girl behind him who had been watching him, and smiled lightly.
"Meng Yao, I'll be back."
The words fell, Huo Quzhi walked into the wormhole without the slightest stop, disappeared, and with his disappearance, the wormhole also turned into a wisp of green smoke and slowly drifted away.
In place, Chu Mengyao's eyes were red and swollen staring at the location where the wormhole disappeared, and she muttered to herself.
"Well, I'll wait for you."
........
Dahan.
Qian Xiaopang, who was more than 200 catties, was slammed on the hard ground by Zhou Xing and the four of them.
"This guy is really heavy."
Zhou Xing shook his shoulders and complained unhappily.
"Zhou Xing, Your Majesty, where are they now?"
Huo Quai, who was dressed in tiger armor, walked out of the wormhole and asked Zhou Xing in front of him.
Zhou Xing and the other three saw that it was Huo Quai, and the four of them hurriedly bent down and bowed their hands, "Back to the general's words, Your Majesty and the civil and military officials are waiting for us on a newly cast point general platform twenty miles outside Chang'an City." β
Zhou Xing raised his head and reminded Huo Quai, "General, the auspicious time is coming, I must hurry as soon as possible, otherwise it will be bad for Your Majesty to blame the missed hour." β
Huo Quzhi bowed his head slightly, "I know, bring the chasing wind over." β
"No."
At this moment, Huo Quzhi, Zhou Xing and others are located on a small mound thirty miles outside the city of Chang'an of the Han Dynasty, from here to the northwest, you can see the majestic Chang'an City, and looking to the southeast, you can see the Chinese character banner raised in the wind, and the countless Han elite horses that have turned into a red torrent.
The soldier quickly brought over the wind-chasing BMW that Liu Che had rewarded Huo Quai, and gently touched the snow-white mane of Chasing Feng, Huo Quzhi turned over and rode on the sweaty BMW.
"Whew." The front hooves of chasing the wind volleyed into the air, and there was a loud neighing of the horse.
Huo Quzhi tightened the reins and kept stroking the wind, and the color of love in his pupils was almost overflowing.
There is no general who will not love BMW, let alone this peerless BMW comparable to Meng Tian's black wind.
Huo Quzhi, who was on the war horse, looked down at Qian Xiaopang, who was still unconscious behind Zhou Xing and the others, and said coldly: "Wake him up." β
"No."
Zhou Xing got Huo Qu's order, picked up the kettle on his mount beside him, and splashed it on Qian Xiaopang's face.
"Smack." Qian Xiaopang was directly woken up by this pot of water, and when he woke up, he sat up violently, but his eyes were dull, and he just sat on the ground stupidly, and he couldn't react yet.
At this time, Huo Quai's voice came into his ears.
"From today on, you are a member of my Han army, and now, I am going to give you the first military order to keep up with my pace."
"Zhou Xing, if he falls behind, he will ask you."
"Drive." As soon as the words fell, Huo Quzhi raised his horsewhip and quickly rushed down the mound, rushing towards it like the place where the flag was displayed in the distance.
Hearing Huo Qu's words, Qian Xiaopang finally reacted, a fierce man..... But because he was too fat, he should have been a fierce man, plus a stumble to jump up from the ground.
After jumping up, Qian Xiaopang pointed to Huo Quai, who had kicked up a puff of dust but was far away, and shouted loudly: "Huo Xiaojun, what are you playing with Lao Tzu, where is this?" You hurry up and send me home, I don't have the leisure to accompany you to talk nonsense. β
"Bold!"
Zhou Xing's angry rebuke suddenly exploded in Qian Xiaopang's ears.
"Didn't you hear what the general just said, why don't you follow the general quickly."
"Smack." Zhou Xing, who was on the war horse, raised the whip in his hand high, and mercilessly whipped it on Qian Xiaopang's fat body.
"Damn, your uncle, you dare to beat me, my dad hasn't beaten me much!" Qian Xiaopang roared loudly at Zhou Xing, very arrogant.
"Bang bang." Zhou Xing didn't say a word, and he raised three whips....... Qian Xiaopang, if you tell him these things, in addition to looking for a beating, isn't that still looking for a beating.
"Where did you get so much nonsense, if you don't leave, grandpa will continue to pump you!"
Qian Xiaopang was about to cry when he was whipped by these whips, and at the same time he was stupid, what the hell is this doing!
"Don't dare to move!"
Seeing that Qian Xiaopang was still standing motionless, Zhou Xing didn't say a word, raised his hand and whipped it up with four whips.
Qian Xiaopang was really beaten and cried, the torn shirt was ragged by Zhou Xing, and the whip marks exposed under it were even more shocking.
But Rao is like this, Qian Xiaopang is still shouting, and he asked Zhou Xing to wait for him, he will call the police sooner or later to arrest you bastards who beat people.
Zhou Xing's response was very little, only the sound of "pop pop," whipping.
In the end, Qian Xiaopang was still under the supervision of the four big men and the elite horsemen, and he had kept up with Huo Quai, who was no longer visible in front of him.......
Because...... It hurts, it hurts too much, Qian Xiaopang was cracked by Zhou Xing's skin, can he be disobedient.
Make no mistake, this thing is probably called a Killing Stick......
A bastard like Qian Xiaopang should be treated like this!