Chapter 45: The Humanoid Fountain
Facing his former comrades-in-arms, Ye Ling retreated in his heart, don't apologize today, this kind of thing pays attention to the right time, place and people, and he can come back tomorrow after doing the Fa.
The reason why such an idea came about was definitely not because Han Huili was pointing the "Seven Star Demon King Sword" at Ye Xuan's throat.
It's all out of respect and love for Han Eri, that's exactly what it is, don't ask again!
Today's battle situation is much more miserable than Ye Jue imagined, he can prove it with his injured waist disc, fortunately, Han Huili is just riding a bicycle, if the locomotive himself will go to see Marx now!
In the imagination, the process should not be like this, there should be a perfect result.
According to Ye Jue's role, first of all, he jumped out unexpectedly, and Qibai lifted his cloak in the back, so that he would look very handsome, and then he needed to pose with the most demon king characteristics.
For example, one foot is pressed against the wall, the left hand supports the forehead in a contemplative shape, and the right hand holds the "Sword of the Victory Contract" to point at Han Eri, and then gently apologizes in his deep and deep voice: Ah, the indomitable Knight of the King, you are so bright, as if with the divine power from the sun, guiding the Dark Lord
If this method doesn't work, then change the scene, put his arm around Han Eri's waist and force her into a corner, and take the most romantic "wall dong" posture that is popular nowadays, with a thorn-free rose in his mouth, accompanied by romantic music
Both of these ways are very good, they will definitely be able to completely destroy the girl's heart, even if you are the knight of the king, just like Cupid's arrow, which penetrated Han Eri's heart in one fell swoop.
In this way, he can apologize perfectly, and at the same time, he can also gain the intimacy of Han Eri, is there anything better than this? Not at all!
It's a pity that life is a disobedient actor, and most of the time he won't follow your script, just like today, Han Eri actually slammed on the pedal and rushed over?
If it weren't for Ye Jue's fast flash, it wouldn't have been the waist disc that was injured, and Han Huili didn't give Ye Jue a chance to perform the above two scenes, so he parked his bicycle and rushed over, taking the posture of a knight charge.
In fact, Ye Ling should be grateful to Han Huili, after all, she did not ride a sword on a bicycle, which has already given Ye Ling enough face.
The current situation is that Ye Ling has forced Han Huili into a corner, although he also has a weapon in his hand, but he always has to look at the opponent before he starts, cannon fodder armor must not find a martial saint to do it, what is the result?
You can only die in a pile of cannon fodder, and you won't even be given a close-up!
And Ye Jue also found out what made him desperate the most, Han Huili didn't wear a skirt today, she changed into sweatpants that she only wore in physical education class, red sweatpants, white canvas shoes, and a school uniform.
It's over, and you don't even wear a skirt?
Now even the escape route is blocked, Ye Ling also plans to run away when the situation is not good, and use Qibai's upskirt** to buy time to escape for himself, but now it seems that he can only die!
Honk!
Han Huili watched Ye Jue's gaze gradually move downwards to his legs, and immediately knew what he was thinking, it was indeed a lustful dark lord!
Therefore, Han Huili waved his hand violently, and the "Seven Star Demon King Sword" stabbed over, but it did not penetrate Ye Jue's head, but pierced the red brick next to his ear, and a little bit of dirt flew in the air.
Ye Jue almost sat on the ground in fright, controlled his eyes well, and said, "No, no, no unyielding knight of the king, good morning."
"Hmph, Fallen Dark Lord, what are you doing in this land of contract? Do you want to come here to ambush me after following the Demon Daughter? If that's the case, then let's duel and get out your weapons! β
It seems that Han Huili is really unhappy in his heart, thinking that Ye Ling has completely obeyed Lu Qi.
Ye Ling swallowed his saliva, looking at Han Eri with delicate facial features, with strong anger and dissatisfaction in his green pupils, his golden hair fluttering gently, if there was no murderous aura, this would be a really good scene!
"That's not the case, you misunderstood me, I don't have anything to do with the daughter of the Lu Demon, and I didn't obey her!"
Hearing this, the innocent Han Eri was a little happy, but she was not stupid, and continued to ask: "Why do you say that, yesterday you completely ignored the King's Knight, isn't it because your mind is controlled?" β
Ye Jue searched the apology words in his mind and said, "How do you want me to prove this?" β
"It's easy, break the seal of the guardian secret!"
"What?"
"That's it, it's what happened a few days ago, the leaked magic caused the knight's secret to be exposed, and you have to do the same thing to her."
"I still don't understand!"
At the critical moment, Qibai floated over, leaned on Ye Xuan's ear and said, "Master, she wants to see Lu Mi's fatness!" β
"Huh?" Ye Jue's eyes immediately widened, looked at Han Eri in disbelief, and asked, "Do you want me to lift Lu Mi's skirt?" β
"That's right, it's the sealed place of the Demon Daughter, and it hides the fruit of sin, and if you do, I'll believe you!"
Han Huili slowly withdrew the sword umbrella, but he did not relax his surveillance of Ye Jue, staring at Ye Ling with big eyes, as if as long as half a "no" word popped out of his mouth, the sword umbrella was about to rush over.
"Isn't that a bit excessive?"
"Huh?"
Ye Jue hurriedly changed his words: "Okay, okay, I promise you, but you always have to give me time, you also know that the Demon Daughter has strong magical powers, and it won't be good if she does it to me, right?" β
Han Huili thought about it, and finally nodded and muttered: "It makes sense, then I'll give it to you"
"One morning!"
Smack!
Ye Jue's heart is broken, is this also preparation time? I didn't even have enough time to prepare to hang myself, this is the end, I lifted Lu Mi's skirt, I must die, if I don't lift her skirt, I will also die.
"Master, let's do it, it's all dead anyway, let's die after reading it, you want to see it too, right?"
Qibai kept tempting beside him, Ye Jue thought about it, and finally lost under Han Huili's sword umbrella, no way, that weapon was too sharp, he was forced to choose out of desperation, and it was definitely not ill-intentioned!
Han Eri nodded with satisfaction, stepped into his car, and said, "The real Dark Lord doesn't speak and doesn't count, so you must tell me what evil things are hidden in the seal, otherwise, I won't believe you!" β
Do you want to tell you after reading it yourself? It seems that there is no way to make up lies to deceive her.
Ye Ling was desperate, not only because of this difficult task, but also because Han Huili didn't take him with him when he left, and he had to walk to school by himself!
It took a long time for Ye Ling to finally walk to the school, only to see Han Huili standing at the door, with the bicycle next to him, and the doorman standing next to him.
As for the reason, of course, it's because the clothing is unqualified, and the whole school has never seen such a girl, and the red pants below are too eye-catching!
It is estimated that she will have to stand for a long time, at least she will not be able to leave until class, thinking of this, Ye Jue couldn't help but start to sympathize with her, and restless thoughts moved in her head.
Seeing the surrounding situation, Ye Ling walked towards the gate and touched the red bicycle under the gaze of the old man of the guard.
"Han Eri, I'll help you park the car first, you can save a lot of time!"
So, Ye Ling pushed the car and started to leave, leaving under Han Huili's expectant eyes, which did not cause any waves.
Half a minute later, there was a sudden agitation in the campus, and the students who walked in the door were running in a panic, as if there was some mad dog about to rush out, and there was a faint cry of anxiety in the distance.
"Put it down, give it back to meβ"
The doorman turned his head, and a cool and clean column of water rushed over, hitting the target with great precision, and the uncle immediately sat on the ground, completely drenched up and down!
Han Huili looked at this situation in disbelief, turned his head, and another column of water rushed over, the force was very strong, and it hit her face with a bang, like using her face to meet the water surface when diving.
I can't imagine that sourness!
The entire school gate was suddenly in chaos, and the clear water jets were spraying everywhere, without any accuracy at all, as if it was a nameless fountain that had come out of the ground, when in fact, it was a fool's premeditation.
Ye Ling rode from afar, holding the handlebar in his right hand to control the direction, and in his left hand holding the water pipe he had snatched from the cleaning students, the water pipe was very long, and Ye Ling could indulge himself on the main road of the campus.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
The water was flying in the air, and eighty percent of the students who escaped fell under the collision of this violent current, not because of how precise Ye Ling's movements were, but because his driving skills were too bad.
According to the original plan, Ye Ling didn't want to do this, but just used the water stream to attract the attention of the doorman, and then escaped with Han Huili himself.
It's a pity that the double-line operation is too difficult, to control the car to avoid classmates, but also to control the water pipe, this is not at all the level that Ye Ling can master now, of course, he can't master it in the future!
As a result, he didn't avoid anyone, the car was rampaging left and right on the wide road, and the water hose was constantly turning, as accurate as a sniper rifle.
first sprayed down the doorman, then sprayed down Han Huili, and then sprayed down most of the classmates at the door, Ye Ling seemed to be incarnated as a water god to work together, not only controlling the water, it is estimated that he will soon hit "Buzhou Mountain"!
"Who is this, cleaning or Songkran?"
"No matter, he dares to spray me, let's go connect the water pipe!"
"Let's go, we can't let go of this humanoid self-propelled fountainβ"
The school gate suddenly became lively, Ye Ling didn't know that he was still trying his best to control the direction of the bicycle, but the direction was not accurate, the car suddenly flew out, and in front of him, a teacher-like figure came to him.
Mr. Wang!
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