"Absolutely!" Chief Ayi said with a gloomy face: "I am very democratic! ”

As he spoke, Chief Ayi shouted: "Someone, send the little brother to the kitchen first, help him take a good bath, and by the way, prepare some Kaisai Lu to clear his anus!" ”

“...”

Shi Jinlang said with black lines on his head: "Bad old man, you won, forget about Kaisailu or something, I promise you, help you release Xiangliu!" ”

"Hehehe-" Chief Ayi sneered disdainfully: "Those who know the times are Junjie, it seems that you are a Junjie!" ”

"Yes, yes, you're right!"

Shi Jinlang smiled faintly and replied.

The strong dragon does not suppress the head snake, Shi Jinlang doesn't want to be like this bad old man now, not to mention that Alice is actively exporting viruses to the swamp fantasy, Shi Jinlang just needs to wait patiently.

"The Yuze tribe is the only safe area in the swamp fantasy realm, except that here are swamp gullies overgrown with wild grass, and there are hungry poisonous insects and beasts ready to hunt everywhere!" Chief Ayi looked back at Shi Jinlang as he spoke, "So little brother, don't think about running away, because if you leave here, you won't even be able to live for an hour!" ”

"Yes, yes, you're right!"

Shi Jinlang smiled faintly and nodded.

"Shouldn't you have two rebuttals?"

Shi Jinlang's acquaintance was a bit unexpected by Chief Ayi, he looked at Shi Jinlang with some unconfidence and said: "I am a very democratic chief, you can express your own opinions!" ”

"Don't publish, don't publish!" Shi Jinlang shook his head and said: "When I was a child, the teacher often taught me not to be as knowledgeable as the pen, if there is a person who is chasing you to argue with you, you just need to answer 'yes yes, what you say is right'!" ”

"I think your teacher—"

"Yes, yes, you're right!"

Before Chief Ayi could finish speaking, Shi Jinlang interrupted him.

"Are you scolding me?"

Chief Ayi realized it later, and only then did he realize the meaning of Jinlang's words.

"Big Chief, little brother, it's time to eat!"

At this moment, the woman named Cuihua shouted as she ran all the way with small steps.

"I don't have the same knowledge as you, let's eat first!"

Chief Ayi snorted coldly and walked away.

"Ding-Attempt to learn the Illusion program successful, trying to obtain advanced privileges, currently 1%-"

Chief Ayi left, and Alice's voice echoed in Shi Jinlang's head.

"Hurry up, hurry up!"

Shi Jinlang urged in a low voice: "This old immortal is even ready to open the Selu, if you slow down, I'm afraid that the evening will not be guaranteed!" ”

"Little brother, what are you muttering about?"

The woman named Cuihua looked at Shi Jinlang suspiciously and asked.

"Nothing!" Shi Jinlang glanced back at Cuihua and said, "Is your sauerkraut fish serious?" ”

"Sauerkraut is a good sauerkraut, and the fish is also a good fish, whether it is serious or not, then I can't say!" Cuihua shook her head and said.

“...”

Shi Jinlang pursed his lips, and then quickly chased after Chief Ayi.

When eating, I don't know if it's a rule in the tribe, except for Shi Jinlang and Chief Ayi, who were on the table, the rest of the people stood far away.

The food in the fantasy is not bad, in addition to the main dish of sauerkraut fish on the table, there are a lot of wild meat that Shi Jinlang can't name, Shi Jinlang is hungry, looking at this table of food, Ha Lazi almost flowed out.

"The big guys are all here to sit!"

Everyone didn't go to the table, and Shi Jinlang was embarrassed to move the chopsticks.

"None of them are hungry, these are for the little brothers!" Chief Ayi saw Shi Jinlang's thoughts and said with a faint smile.

"Then you won't eat it?"

Shi Jinlang was holding the chopsticks and saw that Chief Ayi was looking at him with interest, without the slightest intention of moving the chopsticks.

"I'm not hungry either!" The corners of Chief Ayi's lips rose, and the Yin Owl smiled.

Shi Jinlang muttered a little in his heart, such a big table of good dishes, it doesn't matter if others don't eat it, but if Chief Ayi doesn't eat it, Shi Jinlang feels that something is wrong.

However, Shi Jinlang didn't think much about it, anyway, this is an illusion, can Chief Ayi still poison the food?

As soon as he thought of this, Shi Jinlang devoured it, and then he passed out.

"Whoa, whoa—"

A noisy noise woke up Shi Jinlang, Shi Jinlang opened his eyes and looked, he found that his hands and feet were tied to a pillar with five flowers, the sky around him had completely darkened, and as far as his eyes could see, the only source of light was a fire, surrounded by a dozen naked and upper-body strong men, they jumped and screamed, and their mouths made a roar similar to that of a beast.

Chief Ayi half-crouched beside the fire, looking at what was supposed to be a barbecue.

Looking at his half-pouted buttocks, Shi Jinlang was furious and yelled: "You bad old man, you actually poisoned shit, oh no, poisoned sauerkraut in sauerkraut?" ”

"Yo-little brother, are you awake?"

Hearing Shi Jinlang's voice, Chief Ayi slowly turned around, and in his right hand was holding a fire tong, on which was a burned, red-hot soldering iron.

"Don't, don't—don't be like this, have something to say!"

Seeing that soldering iron, and then linking it to his current situation, no matter how stupid Shi Jinlang was, he knew what Chief Ayi wanted to do, so he coaxed.

"The Yuze tribe sincerely welcomes every aspiring young person who joins us, but in order to show absolute loyalty to the tribe, we need to carry out a solemn and sacred totemic ceremony!"

Chief Ayi walked over with tongs and said, "This ritual may bring a lot of pain to the body, so we put enough anesthetics in the little brother's meal, the purpose is to be able to carry out this ritual while the little brother is unconscious, so as to relieve the pain on the little brother's body, but unfortunately, the little brother woke up early!" ”

"Don't be like this, I swear to heaven to be loyal to the chief, loyal to the tribe, forget about the ceremony or something!" Shi Jinlang said loudly.

"The oath is false, but the brand is eternal!" Chief Ayi said with a treacherous smile on his face: "So little brother, don't struggle, obediently close your eyes, close and open, and the ceremony will pass!" ”

"Don't, don't, if you have to, might as well have some more anesthetics?"

Shi Jinlang's hands and feet were tied, and now when he said that the earth should not be called every day, it was better not to hurt or not to hurt.

"It's a pity that the last bit of anesthetic has been eaten by the little brother, and I don't have it!"

After Chief Ayi finished speaking, he waved his big hand and said, "Someone, prepare for the ceremony!" ”

The two big men stepped forward in response, and Shi Jinlang yelled in a hurry: "Wait a minute! ”

"What do you want?" Chief Ayi lost patience and looked at Shi Jinlang impatiently and asked.

"My stomach hurts, I'm going to!"

“...”

"Poof—"

Shi Jinlang's stomach was very competitive, and he came to a fart very appropriately.

"You-"

Chief Ayi was the closest, suffocated by the fart, and almost died on the spot.

"Yuze tribe, what a great tribe, totem ceremony, what a sacred ceremony, in such a great tribe to perform such a sacred ceremony, if I pull my pants in the process, it is a great insult to the tribe to the totem spirit!" Shi Jinlang said loudly: "In order to maintain the image of the tribe, in order to protect the sacredness and solemnity of the totem ceremony, so, I need to now!" ”

“...”

"You just say whether to pull it or not!" Shi Jinlang glared at Chief Ayi and said, "Don't give it to you, don't call when you pull down your hand!" ”

Chief Ayi pinched his nose and said with a word between his teeth, "Get out-"

Irritability is irritability, but Chief Ayi still let people untie the ropes on Shi Jinlang's body.

"Hurry up, pull back quickly!"

"Okay!"

Shi Jinlang smiled "hehe" and walked outside holding his stomach.

"Alice, how much longer?"

Shi Jinlang contacted Alice Road through Zhihai as he walked.

"At 89% of the time, it is expected that it will take another hour!" Alice's voice followed.

"An hour?" Shi Jinlang wailed: "I'll just poop for a while, how can I last so long!" ”

"What are you doing in a daze, hurry up!"

Shi Jinlang went to, followed by two strong men, seeing Shi Jinlang standing in place in a daze, a strong man behind him pushed him.

Shi Jinlang came back to his senses, glanced around, and then rubbed his stomach and said, "It seems that the is gone!" ”

"Pull it back!" Chief Ayi shouted, "Continue the ceremony!" ”

When the two strong men heard this, they tied up again when they were holding it.

"Poof—"

As soon as the two strong men were tied, before their heads were raised, there was another fart from Shi Jinlang's side, and the two strong men who were caught off guard were suffocated on the spot.

"Sorry, it looks like it's coming again!" Shi Jinlang looked at Chief Ayi, who was pinching his nose not far away, and said, "Let people let me go again!" ”

"You-you-" Chief Ayi glared angrily, but he couldn't help it, such a solemn and sacred ceremony really could not be defiled by filthy things.

"Come on, pull me out, I have to let him squeeze out!"

Chief Ayi jumped like thunder, and as soon as a word came out, Shi Jinlang made another fart.

“...”

"No, no, I'll do it myself!" Shi Jinlang smiled cheaply, hugged his stomach and ran out again.

A minute later, Shi Jinlang ran back with his stomach in his arms.

"What the hell do you want?"

Seeing Shi Jinlang come back again, Chief Ayi was so angry that he almost died on the spot.

"Sorry, I forgot to ask you just now, how to get to the toilet!" Shi Jinlang asked with a smile on his face.

"There's a shit toilet, the sky is the bed, the whole fantasy is a toilet, you can pull it wherever you want, you get out-"

"Okay, okay, don't be angry, it's hurtful, oops-"

"Puff puff—"

Shi Jinlang didn't finish a word, and in front of Chief Ayi, there was another series of loud farts.

"I'm sorry, your food is so good, farewell-"

Shi Jinlang hugged his fists, hugged his stomach and ran out, this time he really felt it, I don't know if it was because he ate too much, or because of the effect of anesthetics.

"I'm, I'm, oops, hold the grass-"

Chief Ayi stomped his foot angrily in the back, because the range of movement was too large, and the soldering iron fell directly on his foot.

Shi Jinlang forced a smile, ran all the way to the edge of a swamp, he glanced at the time, this time the commotion has passed, twenty minutes have passed, and there are still forty minutes left, Shi Jinlang has to find a way to drag it down.

"What are you doing in a daze, take off your pants!"

A strong man who came over saw Shi Jinlang in a daze again, and roared loudly.

"Can you avoid it?" Shi Jinlang looked at the two strong men behind him who were also following and said, "You two are here, I can't pull it out!" ”

"Sick!" A strong man said angrily: "It's all big men, are you still ashamed?" ”

"You can't say that!" The strong man next to him said: "Some people are not ashamed, and some people are really ashamed!" ”

"I-" The strong man at the beginning looked back at the strong man who spoke, "What do you say, ashamed?" Shame is the patent of girls, do big men need shame? ”

"Just because you're not ashamed doesn't mean others aren't ashamed!"

"What, do you want to raise the bar?"

"It's not a bar, it's a fact!"

"Bullshit facts, real men are ashamed to shit, but Lao Tzu is not ashamed to go on the street barely!"

"Shame and shamelessness, you have to distinguish between shame!"

"Your uncle, I think you are deliberately raising the bar!"

"You think it is, but there is something I must say, don't impose your shameless thoughts on others!"

"Who is shameless?"

"It's not ashamed to go out on the street barefoot, isn't it shameless?"

The two strong men quarreled, and Shi Jinlang looked confused, and he couldn't help but applaud while lifting his pants next to him.

"Two of you, it's better to fight, it's useless to quarrel, fist-to-hand combat, whoever wins is right, and whoever loses is wrong, is this okay?"

"You can't pull it, if you don't pull it, go back!"

"That's right, don't get down to business!"

When the two strong men heard this, they stirred up discord and turned around and began to speak out in unison.

"Pull for sure, but you two are here, I can't pull it out!"

"Sick! It's all big men, can you still be ashamed? ”

"You can't say that! Some people are not ashamed, some people are really ashamed! ”

Shi Jinlang was a little confused, because he felt that the strong man seemed to have just said these two sentences.

"What do I say, shame? Shame is the patent of girls, do big men need shame? ”

"Just because you're not ashamed doesn't mean others aren't ashamed!"

At this time, the sound wave was confirmed, and the conversation between the two strong men was repeated, like a repeater, repeating what had just been said again.

"Alice, did you do it?"

The two strong men are virtual NPCs in the swamp fantasy, they each have artificial intelligence, and it is impossible for them to unconsciously repeat what they have already said, and now that this situation has occurred, it must be Alice's successful virus implantation.

"Yes master, I've been granted primary clearance and I'm deciphering advanced clearance, but it'll take at least twenty minutes!" Alice's voice followed.

"No problem, I haven't started pulling yet!".

Shi Jinlang smiled "hehe", the phone is fully charged and WiFi, let alone twenty minutes, you can pull it for a day.

PS: The big guy with the monthly pass in hand, please help cast the monthly pass, thank you for your support, pencil is grateful!!