Chapter 9: A Born Pair
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Huang Xiaowei and Qin Shi Huang Liu Bei Cao Cao, the four of them looked at the various grenade and explosive bags in the room in a daze, and it was the first time they had entered Huo Quai's room without an explosion.
Because in the past, the door of Huo Quai's illness was always locked, or there was always black smoke in the room, and there were tables full of bottles and cans, no one would have the idea of coming in.
In fact, those are quite good, and the most terrifying thing is that Huo Qu also raised a few mice a while before he got sick...... But he died within a few days.
As for how those rats died, Huang Xiaowei didn't know, anyway, he only knew that once, Huo Qu was sick and went out to buy something and forgot to close the door.
He happened to walk to the door, and he casually glanced inside, a sight that he will never forget.
Huang Xiaowei still remembers the scene of Huo Quai's return with the white rats on the day of his illness, and at that time he also went to tease the little white rats who looked very cute, and the few white mice in the cage looked no different from normal mice.
But that day..... Huang Xiaowei only saw two hungry white rats like skin and bones.
But the strange thing is that they have food in front of them, but they just don't eat it, and ...... Still foaming at the mouth...... After about five minutes, the two rats began to kill and devour each other.
Seeing this bloody scene, Huang Xiaowei was so frightened that his legs were weak, and he even escaped down the stairs with a roll, and he didn't dare to go up to the second floor all day, until Dongfang Qing came back, he didn't dare to go upstairs to get his mobile phone.
Huang Xiaowei was really frightened, because the two mice actually bit off each other's heads, and the internal organs of their limbs were even more disgusting.
In the evening, Huo Qu came back from illness, and Huang Xiaowei hurriedly arrested him and carefully interrogated what was going on with those rats!
Huo Quzhi replied hesitantly: "It seems that the medicine he used for the experiment is a bit big, which has caused an illusion that the same kind is food for those rats, so the phenomenon of eating the same kind without eating will occur." โ
The most important point is that Na Ma is still a double hallucination, according to Huo Qu's explanation, according to Chu Mengyao's instructions, he used several very strange medicines for the rats, making them feel that they have always been in a state of fullness, so they will not eat when they see the food, because they are already full.
Huang Xiaowei was stunned at the time, ", don't you want to study explosives, why are you starting to do any animal experiments now!" โ
In this regard, the answer given by Champion Hou is that those things are not what he wants to get, but Chu Mengyao, although Chu Mengyao's science grades are good, especially in physics, there is no problem at all in becoming a female doctor of physics in the future.
But compared to physics, that rotten girl seems to prefer to study biological knowledge, such as some kind of cruel animal experiments, damn, Huo Quzhi and Chu Mengyao are simply a perfect match.
Two Frankensteins.
Since Huang Xiaowei saw the smoke bomb that Huo Quzhi made that could poison the buffalo, or something more suitable to call it a poison gas bomb, he knew that in addition to Chu Mengyao using those little white rats for experiments, Huo Qubing would definitely not be less useful.
All in all, in Huo Quai's room, basically no one would have the idea of going in, because there was everything in it, just a little, Huang Xiaowei once saw a jar of formalin soaked in a human stomach in Huo Quai's bedroom......
The fortune teller once came to Huang Xiaowei's house to see feng shui and left a passage.
The reason why he came to find a fortune teller was mainly because Huo Qu was sick for three days, and Huang Xiaowei thought about finding a master to see if he could change the feng shui of their family, such as building a stronger house..... Does this have anything to do with looking at feng shui?
However, as soon as the fortune teller entered the house, he stared at his pair of obscene triangular eyes and looked at Huang Xiaowei's layout of their house, without saying a word, he turned his head and ran.
Later, the master said that it was not that he was too cowardly, but that Huang Xiaowei and his family were too weird.
Obviously it is a land of dragons, but it is full of yin energy, and the focus of fortune-telling points to Huo Quai's room, saying that it is obviously a bedroom with the qi of a famous general, but the yin qi is the heaviest, even if there is a famous general living in it, he will die a miserable death after designation.
Huang Xiaowei blasted the fortune teller away without saying a word, ", you died a miserable death!" โ
It can be said that Huang Xiaowei and they have seen such a clean room in front of them, but this time, they finally understand why Huo Quzhi loves to lock the door when he has nothing to do, and why he used to ask Huang Xiaowei and Dongfang Qing for money.
In addition to the terrible biological experiment supplies bought for Chu Mengyao, Huo Quzhi's house is simply an arsenal!
Take a look at the grenades and mines all over the ground, Mom, no wonder Dongfang Qing told herself a few days ago that Huo Quai's money was a little too fierce.
But he didn't pay attention to it at the time, anyway, Huo Quzhi has always been the number one spender in the family, and Huang Xiaowei is willing to train him, although Huang Xiaowei doesn't know what the use of cultivating Huo Quzhi to study explosives is, but ......
Wouldn't it be nice to find him something to do?
But today, Huang Xiaowei realized how stinky his idea was!
What exactly did he cultivate? A scientific maniac strapped to a bomb all over his body.
Thinking of the explosives and mines in his house every day, the cold sweat instantly wet everyone's shirts, Huang Xiaowei and the others almost sleep with grenades in their arms every day.
It's okay to say that it didn't blow up, but if it blows up, plus those biochemical smoke bombs that can poison buffaloes, my mother...... I don't want to see a living creature within a radius of fifty miles.
At this time, Huo Qubing also came in through the window of the bedroom, and General Huo was as light as a swallow, and he entered the bedroom with a roll, still holding a can of gas in his hand, and then ......
"Confiscate, confiscate, confiscate!"
Huang Xiaowei said in a trembling voice: "Brother Win, hurry up and dig a pit in the courtyard and bury all these things, the special mother of the province will blow up that day." โ
Qin Shi Huang was also frightened, and trembled all over: "That's right, that's right, hurry up and put it away, if it explodes, there will be no place to cry." โ
Seeing this, Huo Qubing directly got into the mines and grenades all over the ground, and shouted loudly: "No, these are all made by me with great difficulty, you can't confiscate them, and I still count on the next expedition to equip my soldiers with them." โ
Huang Xiaowei stopped doing it when he heard it, but he didn't dare to get angry at Huo Quai, the current situation Huo Qubing is like a kidnapper who takes hostages and is ready to tear up tickets at any time, and Huang Xiaowei They are just negotiators, or the kind of negotiators who dare not threaten and can only pay for their smiling faces.
Huang Xiaowei persuaded in a soft voice: "Xiaojun, you are obedient, why can't you do this, the Huns are also human, you can't do things that hurt the heavens and reason, come, be good, leave from what is the damn thing, Huang Xiao viagra will take you out to play today." โ
Huo Quzhi said stubbornly: "No, I will never leave them." โ
"Hey, you kid is looking for a smoke, right, believe it or not, widows......" Qin Shi Huang said this, and quickly covered his mouth, for fear that Huo Qu would be angry and angry, and he would end up with the same death.
Fortunately, at this time, there was a knock on the door of Huang Xiaowei's house, and Chu Mengyao, who was wearing a pink down jacket and showing the charm of youth, held her pink little fist, knocked on the door of Huang Xiaowei's house and said, "Little viagra, Xiaojun, open the door, I'm here to greet you for the New Year." โ
As soon as Huo Quzhi heard that Chu Mengyao was coming, he was still lying in his "baby", and said to Huang Xiaoweinu: "Little viagra, Mengyao is here, you go and open the door for her." โ
Huang Xiaowei sighed and said to Cao Cao and Liu Bei, Qin Shi Huang: "I'll go and open the door for Meng Yao, you look at this kid, especially don't let him sneak a grenade in his pocket." โ
"We try to ...... as much as possible"
Huang Xiaowei walked down the second floor, opened the door, looked at the young beautiful girl outside the house, and beckoned: "Come, come in, just take care of your Huo Xiaojun." โ
Chu Mengyao looked up at her little face and said with a smile: "Hehe, Happy New Year Little Viagra." โ
After saying this, Chu Mengyao stood in place, with a pair of big watery eyes, constantly looking at Huang Xiaowei's whole body.
For this female version of himself, Huang Xiaowei can be said to understand it, of course he also knows what this benevolent brother is thinking, and at the moment Huang Xiaowei directly slapped the red envelope given to him by Cao Cao and Liu Bei on Chu Mengyao's head and said: "Happy New Year, No, little viagra gives you New Year's money." โ
Looking at the thick red envelope, Chu Mengyao immediately turned into a fan of small wealth, quickly took it, and then began to count in front of Huang Xiaowei...... I didn't forget to spit on the money, and I was very happy to rub my teeth while counting.
This Chu Mengyao's appearance is simply not ordinary, who would have thought that such a cute girl would actually ...... Alas...... The so-called is not a family, not a door.
Huang Xiaowei now deeply doubts that it is because of his existence that he has attracted Chu Mengyao, a fellow practitioner, well, it is very likely.
Chu Mengyao, who finished counting the money, grabbed Huang Xiaowei's hand and shook it vigorously: "Thank you, little viagra, you are really a local tyrant, and you actually gave me 10,000 US dollars at once, and now my food expenses for next month will be settled." โ
Well, what Chu Mengyao said is not an exaggeration, this amount of money, she is estimated to be just right for a month, if she counts the money and little fat, it is estimated that she will have to save some food.
Chu Mengyao followed Huang Xiaowei into the villa and asked puzzledly, "Little viagra, what did you just say, what's wrong with Huo Xiaojun?" โ
Huang Xiaowei held his forehead and said: "What do you say, holding a lot of grenades and not letting go, Meng Yao, hurry up and persuade him, let his kid stop playing such dangerous things in the future, what if he loses himself." โ
When Chu Mengyao heard this, she smiled and said: "It's okay, little viagra, to tell you the truth, if it weren't for my girl, he Huo Xiaojun wouldn't want to make so many grenades, besides, there will be no danger to his life, look at it, I'm not alive and well here." โ
Huang Xiaowei took a deep look at Chu Mengyao, these two people were really a natural pair, and they all said the same thing.