Chapter 89: You Have the Ability to Rob Men, You Have the Ability to Open the Door!
"You dead rabbit, how dare you laugh at Prince Ben?" Nezha said angrily.
"Laughing at you?" Shi Jinlang snorted coldly and said, "Master Rabbit still wants to call you a little fool!" β
As he spoke, Shi Jinlang waved the three-pointed two-edged gun in his hand, and a burst of "crackling" electric sparks lingered.
"Pediatrics!" Nezha smiled disdainfully and said: "My Nezha is the body of a lotus, my physical body has long been sanctified, water and fire are invulnerable, and I am not afraid of thunder and lightning, how can you withstand this little trick for me?" β
"Really?"
Shi Jinlang smiled faintly, and the green light on the rabbit's paws skyrocketed.
"Love is a light, so green that Nezha's heart panics!"
"It's over, Nezha is going to be green!"
"This unlucky kid is really going to be unlucky now!"
"The last person who provoked Master Lang seems to be Zhong Kui, I don't know if he is okay now?"
"It's good, I guess the grass will grow in a few days!"
Seeing a green light whistling from the three-pointed two-edged gun, Nezha didn't dodge or dodge: "You dead rabbit, what kind of moth are you doing?" β
"Aren't you invulnerable to fire and water, and fearless of thunder and lightning?" Shi Jinlang smiled and said, "Immediately let you experience the comfort of the Thunder and Lightning King!" β
"You rabbit is really ignorant and interesting, if you hadn't offended my eldest brother Yang Jian, this prince would really want to make friends with you!"
Nezha took out the fire spear in his left hand, took out the hot wheels in his right hand and said: "But it's a pity, now you can only wait for death!" β
"Friendly reminder, I suggest you put these iron guys away, otherwise when the power will be on, it won't taste good!" Shi Jinlang shook the three-pointed two-edged gun in his hand and said, "I just confiscated it just now, that taste is really refreshing!" β
"You rabbit is really noisy, look at the gun!"
Nezha, who was dressed in green, threw a Qiankun circle, then clenched the fire-tipped spear with both hands, and stabbed at the rabbit again.
"If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you!"
Shi Jinlang shot the Qiankun circle, and then raised the three-pointed two-edged gun to pull Wanjun Thunder straight up to Nezha.
"Cracklingβ"
A thunderclap was like a nuclear bomb bursting, and the bright light that bloomed in an instant illuminated the entire world.
During the fight between Nezha and the rabbit, Taiyi Zhenren took out a fluorescent long sword from the leopard skin pouch on his waist and handed it to Yang Jian.
"Uncle Shi, what does this mean?"
Yang Jian glanced at the long sword in his hand and asked with a puzzled expression.
"This sword is called Tai Er, one sword kills life and death, one sword breaks the way, the two swords are combined, it is for Tai Er!" Taiyi Zhenren stroked the beard on his chin and said, "It just so happened that your three-pointed two-edged gun was robbed by a rabbit, and this sword is given to you!" β
"Thank you, uncle!"
Yang Jian was overjoyed and hurriedly thanked him.
There are many real magic weapons in Taiyi, just look at Nezha's equipment, what kind of fire spear, Qiankun circle, hot wheels, Chaotian Aya, fairy gold bricks and the like are all good guys, presumably this Taier sword is not an ordinary weapon.
"By the way, didn't Uncle Shi say double swords? How only one handful! Yang Jian was puzzled and asked casually.
"Originally, it was two, but last time I used the stove to grill, I didn't prepare a barbecue grill, so I used it to grill!" Taiyi Zhenren frowned and said: "It is estimated that it is still near the crater of the Origin Holy Mountain, and I will pick it up for you when I go back!" β
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Yang Jian's head is full of black lines, the magic weapon that this black charcoal head gave to his baby apprentice is more awesome than the other, and the feelings given to me are special fire sticks!
However, Yang Jian didn't dare to show any dissatisfaction, after all, Taiyi Zhenren was not his master, and it was right to be a little selfish.
"The main reason for giving you this sword is to let you help Nezha sweep the formation, but it shouldn't be used, after all, it's just a rabbit, and I'm not abusing it in vain-"
Taiyi Zhenren didn't finish speaking, only heard a "poof", and something seemed to fall to the ground in the sky.
Taiyi Zhenren was overjoyed, and hurriedly lowered his head and said to the stove under his feet: "The stove burns the fire, and the stove roasts the rabbit to eat!" β
"Burn your sister's fire, Nezha has fallen!" The stove doesn't have a good airway.
When Taiyi Zhenren heard this, he looked at it and shouted: "Hold the grass-"
Seeing this, Yang Jian didn't dare to hesitate, he urged Liuyun and rushed to the ground with Taiyi Zhenren and the stove.
"Cracklingβ"
When Yang Jian and Taiyi Zhenren rushed to the ground, Nezha was still sparking, his hands and feet were spasmed, his mouth was foaming at the mouth, and his handsome little face was scorched black, and there was a faint green.
"Apprentice, my good apprentice!"
Nezha was forced to be electrocuted like this, Taiyi Zhenren's heart was broken into dumpling filling, and he screamed and rushed up to hug Nezha.
"Cracklingβ"
Another burst of electric light lingered, and Taiyi Zhenren was electrocuted.
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"What did you say?"
Nezha's mouth snorted, as if he was saying something, but Taiyi Zhenren didn't really hear it, he leaned over to Nezha's ear and asked.
"Master, is the electricity cool?"
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Taiyi Zhenren is full of black lines, but his heart is full of suspicions, Nezha Lotus refining body, his physical body has already been sanctified, how can a mere thunder hurt him?
"What is this?"
Taiyi Zhenren wiped a faint fluorescence from Nezha's face, and he took it to his eyes and watched it carefully.
"Uncle Shi, how could Nezha not be able to withstand the thunder blow?" Yang Jian asked in a low voice on the side.
"Genviko!" Taiyi Zhenren snorted angrily and said: "No wonder my Bao'er apprentice was injured by thunder, it turned out that he was possessed by Xuanweizi!" β
"What is a metano?" Yang Jian said with a puzzled expression.
"This dead rabbit must be the pet of the green-haired hedgehog, otherwise how could it have urged the mynevi?"
"And who is the green-haired hedgehog?" Yang Jian asked.
"Guiguzi, you old immortal, I know you're here!" Taiyi Zhenren didn't answer, stood up and shouted.
"Who is Guiguzi?" Yang Jian asked again.
Taiyi Zhenren turned his head sharply and glared at Yang Jian, "Can you die if you don't speak?" β
"Uncle Hui, I can't!" Yang Jian said stupidly.
"Then shut up!" Taiyi Zhenren doesn't have a good airway.
"Okay, uncle!" Yang Jian bowed his head and stepped aside.
"Guiguzi, hurry up and get out of here, otherwise, you rabbit don't want it!"
"Guiguzi, you have the ability to raise rabbits, you have the ability to show your head!"
"Guiguzi, don't hide in the shadows and keep quiet, I know you're here!"
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"Don't hide inside and keep quiet, I know you're at home, you have the ability to rob a man, you have the ability to open the door!"
"You have the ability to rob a man, you have the ability to open the door!"
As soon as Taiyi Zhenren shouted, the audience in Shi Jinlang's live broadcast room also shouted, Aunt Xue was sitting at home, and the pot came from the sky.
Shi Jinlang was brainwashed by this string of demonic voices, and he yelled for a long time: "Shut up Lao Tzu, it's noisy!" β
"You rabbit, are you telling Ben Xianzun to shut up?"
Shi Jinlang turned his head slowly, Taiyi Zhenren's black charcoal-like face was black and red, and he was glaring at him angrily at the moment.
"That's right!" Shi Jinlang said lightly: "Shut up!" β
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