Chapter 21: How much does it cost to raise a child?
"No, that's not right...... Eye! I remember those eyes! It's you, right? Banner looked at Itachi Uchiha excitedly.
"It's me, you seem to be crazy at that time."
"I know, I know...... You, you can control it, can you help me kill it! Dr. Banner said through gritted teeth as he walked up to Itachi Uchiha.
"Then you'll die too."
"Is there no way? That monster has tormented me for two years! I don't want to live this life anymore, and I can accept any price other than death. Betty is still waiting for me. Banner bordered on pleading.
"Why do you have to kill it? You can live together peacefully, it's not a conflict. And it's still in its infancy, and this kind of good thing can't be found in my hometown with a lantern. β
"Your hometown? You lied to me, I've never heard of any other Hulks! β
"Don't get excited, this gentleman is an alien. It's normal that you haven't heard of it. The captain spoke reassuringly.
"Aliens? Yes, yes, only aliens have this ability, can they really coexist peacefully? As long as he doesn't go crazy and lets me live a normal life, it's fine. β
"In my hometown, it's not uncommon for people like you to be like you, most of them can coexist peacefully, and the monsters in their bodies have their own intelligence, and they can be considered adults. You, who have just been born, should be better appeased. I mean theoretically. β
Uchiha Itachi looked at the confused Banner and sorted out the wording: "We compare the monster in your body to a baby, your vision and thoughts are not the same, a baby has been locked up in a small dark room for a long time, no one talks to him, and no one teaches him to speak, giving him a correct view of the world. And every time he appears, it must be accompanied by great danger, at this time, although he has great strength, but he can only rely on instinct to fight, in the form of roaring, smashing things. From the baby's point of view, I don't think he is at fault, but it's you, as an adult, you have an inescapable responsibility. β
βοΌοΌοΌβ This peculiar theory made Dr. Banner directly confused: "Is that so? β
"That's it."
"So how do I communicate with him?"
"I'll try to help you later, but for now you'd better get dressed first."
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Ten minutes later, the group arrived in the hall on the ground floor, where Uchiha Itachi and Dr. Banner sat facing each other.
At this moment, the Uchiha Itachi had entered Dr. Banner's mind.
Unsurprisingly, Dr. Banner's mind space is a dark room, where poor Hulk looks young, curled up in a corner and sleeping.
"Could it be that as soon as he wakes up, I will transform outside?"
"No, it won't. Even if it does, it's just a transformation, and it can't be moved. β
"That's good, that's good."
"Don't rejoice too soon, you won't necessarily succeed."
The two of them easily woke Hulk up, startling him out of the fact that he hadn't seen anyone else in the dark room.
However, he still recognized the eyes of Uchiha Itachi, even though he was a baby, he still had a very deep understanding of patterns, and he usually didn't have much contact with them.
Hulk cringed and called out a few times.
In terms of age, he is now two years old, and he is already half a human tall, which can be regarded as talented.
Uchiha Itachi stood between the two and stretched out his palms while pressing them against their eyes.
"Heart-to-heart technique." This is an evolved version of the unique skills of the Yamanaka clan.
Uchiha Itachi had only studied this ninjutsu theoretically, and he had never used it before. After all, if there is a little deviation, he completely swaps bodies with the other party. The stakes are too high.
But since Dr. Banner wants to control the Hulk so much, and it can even be said that he will do whatever it takes, then there is no need for Uchiha Itachi to hide it. After all, he had promised S.H.I.E.L.D.
This ninjutsu is equivalent to opening a window for Hulk, who can observe the outside world through Dr. Banner's eyes at any time.
However, the initiative is still in the hands of Dr. Banner, who can cancel this connection at any time, but these take time to practice, after all, this is a spell, there is no physical switch, and concentration is required, which is quite difficult for people who have no foundation.
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Soon an hour passed, and the ninjutsu had already been cast, but it took a lot of time to wait for Banner to get familiar with the "switch", and Hulk made trouble from time to time, which also made Uchiha Itachi spend some time teaching Hulk, in the mental world, Hulk was a younger brother in front of Uchiha Itachi.
Dr. Banner is deeply influenced by modern physics, and is a superboss in the scientific community with 7 PhDs, although he has strange mutations, but these mutations can be more or less related to modern science.
As for the "switch" in his head, he is completely confused, this is not the category of science, this is already metaphysics, and if you rise a little higher, you will reach the realm of "theology".
Coulson walked to an isolation room and dialed the director's phone.
"Director, Dr. Banner strongly requested to follow Mr. Uchiha on the grounds that he had not yet fully controlled his power, and in order not to hurt the innocent, he made this decision."
"Can you be sure that Uchiha didn't do anything?"
"With all due respect, Director, even if he does something, I won't be able to see it at all. As it stands, Dr. Banner is really not in control, and I'm sure you've seen it through the surveillance, he's been fluctuating and unstable. β
"I'll think about it, 5 minutes, and I'll give you the result."
"Okay."
In the hall, the captain held a pen to record the method that Uchiha Itachi had just taught Banner, and when they were chatting just now, Uchiha Itachi said that he also had energy in his body, which made the captain very curious, and he also wanted to control these energies.
"Read these low-level fairy tales to the Hulk, and I'll soon have one less PhD." Banner scratched his head in pain, his eyes and the skin around them were now all green, and he looked very funny, like he had applied green eyeshadow.
"You boasted about Haikou just now, you can suffer anything."
"Humans have always overestimated their own capacity, really, this Hulk is so difficult to reason with, and he still wants to control my hand to turn to the page he wants to read. I'm afraid I won't be able to do experiments in my life, and if I'm not careful, the whole laboratory will be blown up by this kid! β
"Hulk!!"
"OK, OK, let's keep reading, after reading this chapter, you'll have to go to sleep, OK? Otherwise, Mr. Uchiha will definitely want you to look good. Dr. Banner began to read the fairy tale with no love, interjecting in the middle: "You see, he just took control of my throat." β
Coulson stepped out, greeted the Uchiha Itachi's inquiring gaze.
"The director said think about it, and there will be results in 5 minutes. Please be patient, Mr. Uchiha. β
"Yes, but the salary has to be calculated."
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"Am I in control of your weapons, or mine?"
"Mr. Banner is not a weapon."
"Answer me, yours, or mine?"
"Ours."
"OK, you should know how much it costs to maintain weapons, right?"
"Clear."
"With Hulk's combat power, it must be at least an armored division, right? How much does it cost to maintain an armored division for a year? β
"At the very least, 60 million ...... Wait, wait, Mr. Uchiha, that's not how the accounts are calculated. β
"How do you count that? Remove those head salaries, retirement benefits, insurance, logistics, ...... Even if you just apply the lube once, it will cost a lot of money, right? β
Coulson is full of big men, and that's not what is written in the intelligence, why is this Mr. Uchiha suddenly greedy for money? That's not what he said to Natasha last time.
Uchiha Itachi is also bitter, raising a child is too expensive, and he has to go to school soon, so he doesn't know how much it will cost.
"I need to ask my superiors, Mr. Uchiha."
"Yes, it's been three minutes, and there are still two minutes, and when you came out just now, you said that there would be results in five minutes."
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