Chapter 98: Excellent
When Jesse carried XCMG on his back and returned to the base camp with Li Dong and found Joey, these two guys with extremely bad personalities were laughing crookedly.
I saw that on Joey's mecha, the alloy arms were all pitted and hollowed, and there were one small hole after another on it, which was obviously inserted by the intelligent robot with its arm, and the alloy knife held by the mecha was full of uneven jagged teeth as if it had been bitten by a dog. Even the blue wolf can't have such a good tooth mouth, and it is naturally the masterpiece of those intelligent robots. The reason why these two heartless people laughed crookedly was that on the chest of the mecha, there were two arms inserted symmetrically on both sides, and from a distance, it looked as obvious as the two grains on the chest of a human.
"Joey, Joey, where did you kid die!" Jesse shouted, and he naturally shouted when he saw that Joey's mech had exploded, and there was no one else in the cockpit that popped up. He wasn't worried about whether this guy's life was in danger, and when the division commander sent them, he gave them the last equipment to save their lives, and no one in the base camp reported that Joey had died.
"What's it called, it's called a soul, Stinky Boy Jesse!" a strange muttering sound sounded behind the mech, as if it was something in the mouth of the person who spoke, and some words were slurred.
While speaking, Joey walked out from behind the mecha, Jesse just threw XCMG on the ground, and when he looked up, he knelt on the ground with a smile with Li Dong next to him, but he almost didn't roll. I saw that Joey's originally handsome and straight face was beaten into a pig's head, blue and purple, and the corners of his mouth were beaten high and swollen, as if two large tumors had been born out of thin air.
"Hahaha, I've often said that your guy's appearance doesn't match your big-eyed, rough-lined personality at all, and now that I look at it, you kid finally has a rough beauty!" Jesse laughed as he lay on the ground. He didn't have to worry about the intelligent robots, there were people all around, there were more than a dozen mecha and the corresponding number of B-level mecha masters, even if the three intelligent robots appeared in front of them intact again in the next moment, he at least had the confidence to escape. For those things that seem to be unbeatable, he really only has so much confidence left.
"Die!" Joey raised a middle finger at him and said with a look of disdain, "Lao Tzu is against two intelligent robots!" He didn't say whether he had cleaned up or not, but as soon as he saw his honor, he knew that it was his luck that he had not been cleaned up. In other words, those two intelligent robots are really crazy, the alloy knives larger than their bodies dare to be hard-topped, and against their own mecha that is more than ten meters high, two villain-like guys dare to charge, and they do have strong combat effectiveness to match. Thinking of this, even Joey, who has always been obsessed with fighting like his life, couldn't help but tremble in his heart, if it weren't for the last moment, the two intelligent robots seemed to have given up on continuing to attack Joey, who had been beaten into a pig's head, and he had to use the last life-saving means given to him by the division commander.
"Are you smiling so happily, especially you, Li Dong!" A cold voice came from behind him, if the voice also had a temperature, especially Li Dong, who was named, felt that the temperature of this voice must have reached absolute zero!
Even Joey and Jesse, who were laughing at each other, felt trembling and knelt down on one knee: "Gong ......"
"Hmm!" the other party raised his eyebrows, and his beautiful eyes were cold. Do you dare to call me that in the time of trial?
"Miss Adeline!" the two of them immediately changed their words, awkwardly realizing that they were now saluting a princess, and at the same time ostensibly saluting a woman who was a lady-in-waiting. But seeing the coldness on Adeline's face, if you let them stand up right now, they won't dare.
"Gong ...... Public...... Public...... No, Adeline...... Little ......" Li Dong turned his head inch by inch, and saw Her Majesty the Princess with a frosty face, the beautiful and noble Miss Adeline, who was usually quite sharp as if her tongue was knotted, and she couldn't even say a complete sentence clearly.
"Hello!" said Her Royal Highness the Princess, smiling slightly. If there is a knife hidden in the smile, then behind Adeline's smile must be an incomparably sharp radium titanium steel knife!
The two extremes of anger and joy in Adeline's heart were equally intense, and while she felt more happy that Li Dong could appear in front of her intact, she thought of all the words and deeds he had done before, and the anger in her heart was as hot as magma in a volcano. You actually threw me downstairs and faced death with your own dignity! Who gave you this right! Who do you think you are, hero? You stinky rascal!
At this moment, even Jesse and Joey, who didn't know the situation on the side, felt the surging waves of anger coming from the princess, and they couldn't help but swallow their saliva. When the division commander was drunk once, he revealed something in private, don't annoy Her Royal Highness Princess Bonnie, who seems to be gentle and kind, and treats people amiably. Recalling the scene at that time, it seems that the division commander had personally experienced it back then, and the face that was usually lazy and indifferent to everything was an expression of palpitations.
Jesse and Joey both decided at the same time that this stinky boy from the 17th Division, named Li Dong, was estimated to be worse than dead at this time. At the same time, the scene of how Adeline tortured the naked and scarred Li Dong with candles and leather whips came to their minds......
Of course, in fact, there was no such restrictive scene, Li Dong did something that no one could have imagined, but it was extremely natural, so that Jesse and Joey, two guys who thought they were shameless and proud of shamelessness, were ashamed of themselves - I saw Li Dong roll his eyes and squeak over.
He was so timely, so straightforward, so thorough, as if he had pressed a button, so easy and fast, that everyone agreed that this kid was acting.
Adeline looks at Jesse and Joey.
Joey was still confused and didn't know what the princess meant, and her swollen eyes glared back. Li Dong fainted, what are you staring at me, you scared him out, not me!
Jesse was much more clever, he immediately jumped to his feet and shouted, "Medic, Medic, come quickly, there's an injured here!"
I saw a military doctor coming, carrying a first-aid kit to check on Li Dong's body, looked up and said, "He fainted." Two broken ribs, abrasions and multiple soft tissue injuries all over the body, and needed to be sent to the hospital immediately for professional treatment. ”
As soon as Adeline heard that the situation was indeed quite serious, she immediately ordered with an anxious face: "Then send it to the hospital quickly!" completely forgetting that she was now a maid. Fortunately, she is the princess's maid, although this behavior is rude, but the military doctor didn't say much, at most he muttered in his heart, "The princess's maid is big" and something like that.
"He, did he really faint?" Jesse asked him quietly while the military doctor was carrying Li Dong on a stretcher and tying a fixed belt.
"Yes, with such a heavy weight, there may be a certain degree of concussion, how can you not faint!" the military doctor looked at Jesse suspiciously. You're not talking nonsense, didn't I just say it, you're so seriously injured, everyone has to faint, no matter how many levels of ABCDE mecha master you are.
Li Dong was pushed into the ambulance, and Adeline followed.
Suddenly, Jesse's eyes widened wider than the mech's eyes. I saw Li Dong quickly open his eyes, wink at him and close them immediately, and his colleague's exposed hand raised a middle finger at Jesse, which means that it couldn't be more obvious: You fuck, you still dare to doubt whether I fainted, do you want to demolish my superb acting skills!
Jesse looked at the ambulance that was driving farther and farther away, thinking about Li Dong and Her Royal Highness the Princess in the car, and smiled.
"What a funny guy!"
"Isn't it!" Joey finally took a deep puff of the cigarette in his mouth, and he also saw Li Dong's last movements, knowing that this guy didn't faint at all. For this man who not only deceived the princess, but also deceived the military doctor, I sincerely admire it.
"With such a guy as a bodyguard for the princess, this trial of the royal family will definitely be extraordinarily exciting!"
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