Chapter 54: Full of Bad Taste
Sun Yuying is like a real estate salesman, taking Qiao Ling and Xue Fei around here.
"Come to Kang, this is the maze that Lord Xue Fei has made half!"
Seeing these more practical locations will stir up some memories of Qiao Ling, "Oh, I remember! At that time, this cancer said that he wanted to make the most interesting maze map, but he found that he was lost, and he complained about himself for a long time, and then left a sentence and left this maze alone. ”
"Such a stupid thing, it must not have been done by me, you are mistaken."
"Hey, why don't we make this maze a little more exaggerated!" Demon Qiao Ling went online, "Then let's get some weird settings in it!" ”
"Okay! Yes! Add a trap here! Let's make the simplest of rolling stone traps! It's old-fashioned, but it's a classic! ”
"Uh-huh! You can also make a chain set, take advantage of people's fear of seeing traps, and make a T-junction there, one is a living road, and the other is a dead end to the next trap. ”
"Be more monsters and wander the labyrinth! Increase the randomness of the game. ”
These two devils are not the kind of people who only have mouths, any devil's idea, as long as it appears in the mind, regardless of whether it is practical or not, it will be arranged immediately!
"I think I can make some random teleportation points to fill the uncertainty with us. The feeling of seeing that the exit is right in front of you, and a random teleportation must be particularly sour. ”
"Wow! It's ruthless, but I like it! ”
Sun Yuying looked at the two bigwigs who fell into a frenzy from afar, and a chill surged from the bottom of her heart, feeling that she was really lucky to be able to live smoothly to this day, and felt the beauty of life again!
"I'm going to make the maze a little bigger! It feels like this map is a bit out of play right now. ”
"You can't get out if you don't do it again."
"If you can't get out, you can't get out, anyway, it's definitely not me who suffers in the end."
"Don't you end up smelling so good!"
"Cut."
"How high are you going to make the pass rate!"
"How about 0.01! We've randomly added a reward system to the maze to give those who beat the level some sweetness and make sure they won't be dissuaded in the early stages. You also have to make the total reward for clearing the level a little bigger, so that those guys can play while scolding! ”
[Please make up for the face of Miyazaki's old thief and your suffering self here]
"Then add a little bit of a setting like random falling meteor showers to deal damage!"
Xue Fei snapped his fingers, looking like we were really a little genius.
"Then play a little bigger, inside the maze, add many kinds of terrain, and use the terrain mechanic to deal damage!"
"No, no, no, wouldn't that be a bit too much?!"
"It's okay, really, just do it!"
"That's it, a random buff or debuff is refreshed every ten minutes."
"We have to work on the type of buff, otherwise it won't be interesting!"
"You have to get them to die!"
"I'm so happy, this thing is so fun!!"
[This story tells us not to give the authority to create the world to a person who is full of bad tastes, because you really don't know what kind of surprise they will give you]
When you become the boss, you can do whatever you want.
Xue Fei and Qiao Ling exploded their livers for three days and three nights on the unprecedented demon maze map, and a week later, it officially appeared on the initial interface of the Circle of Destiny.
In order to promote the new model of this boat, the pigeon also sent an official notice.
[In order to give back to the love of the majority of gamers
The founder of the Pigeon Company took matters into his hands to design this copy of the labyrinth
The Labyrinth dungeon has a large number of randomly dropped skills and equipment
Those who clear the game dungeon first can also receive official honorary titles and special gift packs
So the majority of players, enjoy your game! 】
At this time, Xue Fei and Qiao Ling didn't know that all the people in the pigeon company called the two of them monsters, and of course, some people called them devils.
Three days after the inspection of the company, a new game mode was made, which is simply not to treat them as staff who have been planning a game for several years, and according to the news sent back by the evaluation team, the new game mode is not a simple prototype, but a cross-century masterpiece with rich content and many elements.
Lu Xiuyi sat at her desk with a loveless face, unable to relax for a long time.
Too frustrated, since the establishment of the pigeon parrot company, she has served as the general manager, so many years of conscientiousness, the company has made a lot of achievements, she has always felt that she has played a very big role, in the bottom of her heart she is more or less look down on the two hands-off shopkeeper, she was thoroughly educated this time, understand what is called the world of mortals, what is called the world of genius. Oh, it's really ridiculous, what I and others struggled for a long time to do, others only took three days.
Three days! What a concept!
At this moment, Lu Xiuyi is really seriously considering whether she should resign.
A day after the new game mode was announced, the official website of the company exploded.
"Other game companies want money, but your game company is dead!"
"Oh my god! Why is it so difficult! Can't play! ”
"I've died more than 300 times!"
"Fog grass, I burst out of a purple suit, so strong!"
"I just want to ask, what is the clearance rate you set! Do you want players to clear the level? If you don't want us to clear the level, just say it! ”
The odds of clearing the customs are a bit complicated, Xue Fei's original setting was 0.01, but the two brothers played high, and now the odds of clearing this finished product may be infinitely close to 0.
"Hmm, I just want to ask if there is a big guy who has cleared the customs! I don't think I even got past one percent when I played by myself! ”
"Don't say it, I have already walked a long way last time, but as soon as the hero came from the beginning, he was sent back to the starting point directly, do you dare to believe it?! I'm so angry that I smashed the game pod, and I seriously suspect that the pigeon company did it on purpose, making these disgusting people's settings and forcing us to smash the game pod, so they can take the opportunity to sell a few more game pods. ”
"Those who scolded the most, I'll ask you if this game is fragrant?!"
At a glance, you can see that this kind of dangerous speech was made by Xue Fei himself.
"It smells so good!"
"It's painful to die, but it's really fun."
"No matter how fun the game is, it can't change the fact that the designer is the devil!"
"There is no little Tintin in the game designer!"
"Send the game designer blades!"
"Don't send any more blades, the makers have already made a fortune selling blades!"
"According to the grapevine, the game maker was made by the big boss behind the scenes of Pigeon for three days! The big guy is awesome. (Delete in parentheses, five pieces per piece)"