Chapter 5: Snape
On the other side, inside Dumbledore's office.
Dumbledore sat in his chair and looked with interest at the image of the smoke in front of him, which was exactly what was happening in the kitchen.
"Looks like our headmaster has found a student with a very good appetite?"
A greasy-sounding voice came, and Dumbledore looked up, his wise eyes looking at a man in a black robe in the room, his long black hair making him look a little grim.
At this time, Snape didn't seem to be in such a bright mood, in fact, his mood was basically not very good, unless Harry Potter hit the dragon's ass on a broomstick, otherwise the Dean was eating shit three hundred and sixty-five days a year.
"Nice boy, isn't it? Seaver? Dumbledore smiled, "Seriously, I'd love to try this food made by Egger too, it looks good, but you know, I'm most afraid of eating these spicy things when I'm older." ”
Dumbledore thought with interest, and Snape looked a little impatient, he always felt that Dumbledore at his age would be better off staying in a nursing home, or a museum, if he didn't fight...
"So what do you want me to teach him?" Snape looked at Dumbledore, "An eight-year-old child, even the Silent can't learn a few spells. ”
Snape's meaning was obvious, he was hopeless, and he was waiting to die.
"I think it's only a matter of time before you learn that endless source of magic from Murphy, and I thought you had the patience." Dumbledore looked at Snape.
"If you're patient, I think Professor Sprout will be more patient, and Professor Flitwick will be more reliable than me when it comes to spells." Snape was impatient.
"But I need you to teach him Occlumency, at least among you, yours is the best one." Dumbledore nodded.
Snape's face darkened: "If they also walk on the tip of death, their brain occlusion will be better than mine." ”
"So you agree?" Dumbledore smiled.
Snape's face was gloomy: "I don't have a choice, do I?" ”
Dumbledore's innocent stall hands: "I didn't force you, and one more thing, don't check his memory when teaching him, can you do it?" ”
"Then how are you going to teach me? Do you follow the script? Snape was almost in a hurry, Dumbledore's statement seemed to be about the same difficulty compared to having him eat on his feet.
"Take your time, we have time, and at the moment, at least three more years for us to prepare." Dumbledore glanced at Snape with a meaningful look in his eyes.
"God chatters," Snape looked at Dumbledore for a long moment, then turned away in a long and crooked voice.
"As far as this assessment is concerned, I think you'll have a lot in common." Dumbledore smiled at Snape's back.
Snape stiffened, then quickened his pace and left.
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“Double, double toil and trouble… (No worries about hard work)"
“Fire burn, and caldron bubble… (The boiling foam in the kettle has become a wave)"
“Something wicked this way comes! (Wicked men will come!) )”
Egg stood on the kitchen table, his wand in his hand to the elves, who were singing happily.
This song is the one that Professor Flitwick directs his students to sing in the prisoner of Azkaban in the third part of the movie, and just when Iger asked who could sing, he proposed this song, and it seems that everyone can basically sing it, after all, they have lived in Hogwarts for so many years, and there is no reason why they can't sing it.
Fortunately, under Egg's toss, these elves in front of him don't seem to have the kind of restraint they had at the beginning, although they are still very humble to themselves, but looking at their eyes obviously reveals closeness.
"Thank you very much, Mr. Egger." Kaka bowed deeply to Egger excitedly, and Egger carried him aside helplessly.
"Don't you usually do any activities?" Iger picked up a slice of mutton shabu and put it in his mouth, and it tasted good.
The elves glanced at each other, as if surprised by Egger's words, "Our happiest activity is to serve wizards!" ”
"Spare me..."Egg shook his head helplessly, he finally understood, it was basically useless to say anything in the face of this group of stubborn ancient creatures: "Come on, come on, hurry up and eat!" ”
Fortunately, with Egger just tossing and turning, the elves were no longer so trembling, and they all sat timidly at the table to eat, looking at their eyes, it was obvious that Egger was a good person.
Eating and eating, Kaka cried out with tears in his eyes, and Iger hurriedly stepped forward: "What's wrong?" ”
"Mr. Egger is so touched by how good Kaka is and how delicious the food he cooks..."
Egger shook his head speechlessly: "Hurry up and eat!" ”
From morning to afternoon, Egg was already hungry, and he was still shining his shoes on the streets of London in the morning, and in the afternoon he ran to the Hogwarts kitchen to make shabu-shabu...
It's sunset, and occasionally an elf goes to prepare dinner for a few professors, and Egg suggests that they serve a hot pot to the professors, which they do, but the elf who delivered Snape is clearly scolded.
Egger had no choice but to comfort the elf to stop the elf's fright.
"Professor McGonagall said your hot pot was delicious, and he asked me to thank you!" Kaka bowed to Egger.
"Professor Sprout too, Professor Flitwick said he didn't like spicy food, although it was very tasty," said the elf next to him.
Iger shrugged, his face indifferent. In the past few years since he came to the UK, Iger has fully realized how fucked up British food is.
I love to eat fish, but the British only fry and fry, but the British fish is really delicious, probably because of the sea, the meat quality of the fish here in the UK is better than the fish I ate in the previous life.
The most common things people eat for breakfast are sandwiches, ham, fried eggs, milk...
What xiaolongbao, siu mai, wontons, soup and rice, tofu brain, fried dough sticks, soy milk nothing!
Iger had always thought that he could make a lot of money by opening a restaurant in England, especially in this era.
After dinner, Egg rubbed his stomach and walked contentedly in Hogwarts Castle, it was the first time he saw a moving staircase, and in order to prevent getting lost, Egg took Kaka.
In the original book, there are seven secret passages recorded in the book, but the description of the text is a bit abstract, and there are many similar statues in the castle, and there are many floors, Iger did not find any secret passages in the first place, the only good news is that he knew that the Room was on the eighth floor, and Kaka took him to find the Room of Need.
Egg felt that it was necessary for him to find the Ravenclaw crown first, not to mention destroying it, at least to put it in an absolutely safe place first, Gringotts was pretty good, although Harry had broken into it once when they were in seventh year, but for ordinary wizards, there was nothing safer than Gringotts.
Those miserly goblins won't buy anyone's account, not even Voldemort!
Looking at the door slowly appearing on the wall, Egger pushed the door and walked in, the contraband stuffed here by countless students for thousands of years formed a small mountain, Egger didn't dare to touch those things at will, so he had to stop and look around.
A pockmarked stone statue of a male witch, wearing a dirty, worn-out scroll and a crown that looks like an ancient faded...
Iger struggled to remember, looking around.
Ten minutes later, Egger stopped in front of a pile of debris, and in front of him was a stone statue of an old man with pockmarked seeds, and Egger's gaze moved up and landed on the crown above the stone statue's head.
Iger felt his breathing a little heavy, it was one thing to know the location, and it was another to find it...
Gently taking off the crown, Egg carefully studied the words in front of him.
"Extraordinary wisdom is the greatest treasure of mankind...", Iger read softly, "Perfection, this is the thing." ”
Iger didn't think about putting the crown on his head, he knew that once he did, something strange would definitely want to get into his brain.
With the crown in hand, Iger left the Room and let Kaka lead him towards the principal's office.
"Good evening, Egger, are you here for some bedtime reading?" In the office, Dumbledore sat at his desk, his eyes staring at Egg behind the half-moon lenses.
"I just found something very interesting and brought it to you to see." Iger grinned.
As he spoke, Egg placed the Ravenclaw crown on Dumbledore's desk, and Dumbledore looked at the tiara, his eyes slowly becoming serious.
"Extraordinary wisdom is the greatest treasure of mankind." Egger read, "Judging by your expression, I obviously found something terrible. ”
Dumbledore nodded, "That's right, it's very bad. ”
With that, Dumbledore put the crown in the drawer, stood up and looked at Egger carefully, but still did not use the Regent Vision: "I have to say, Egger, you are more mysterious than I thought, although I would very much like to give you a Divine Vision, but my intuition tells me that I should not do that." ”
Iger shrugged, he didn't care if Dumbledore would know where he came from, and what if he knew? Can you still kill yourself?
If he did, it was clear that he wasn't Dumbledore.
It's hard to judge a person like Dumbledore, he can use anyone, including his own life, to kill Voldemort, in fact, if necessary, even to save someone, Dumbledore will not spare his own life, after all, he is also a real Gryffindor.
A guide who can think that love is the most powerful magic, Iger doesn't think that the other party is really a bad person, it is nothing more than that he seems too rational in some things, and even calm is too terrible, such a person will always make people afraid.
He is not a good person in the pure sense of the word, nor can it be said that he is a scheming bad person, if you really want to be evaluated by Egger, Egger thinks that this is a very great person.
"I'm really not worried about you being like my student right now, Egg." Dumbledore looked at Egg inquiringly, "But personally, I think you're a bit like a friend of mine. ”
Looking at Egg's somewhat inexplicable gaze, Dumbledore smiled: "Compared to him, my student is just a junior who is greedy for life and afraid of death..."
Iger thought about it, Dumbledore should be talking about Grindelwald, although he hadn't seen where the Fantastic Beasts were when Iger crossed over, but Grindelwald's name had been seen more than once.
"Egger, what do you think of Muggles?" Dumbledore's gaze looked at Egg.
Iger didn't know what Dumbledore was thinking, but he said, "I don't think much, but compared to Muggles, the wizarding world is simply too poor..."
Iger said, then nodded again and confirmed, "Too poor! ”
"But we have powerful magic!" The wall portrait depicts an old man in a hat waving his hand, apparently disapproving of Egger's words.
"Professor, have you ever heard of the atomic bomb?" Egger grinned, "Learn about the nuclear leveling policy?" ”
Dumbledore nodded thoughtfully, clearly agreeing with Egg's words.
"Of course, I think Muggle weapons are powerful, but they are not unavoidable." Egger spread his hands: "You just give them a Confusion Charm before they launch a nuclear bomb, and their nuclear bomb will fall on top of their heads, and the caster will only need to do another illusion." ”
"I don't think war with Muggles is a good thing, but if there is a war, Muggle weapons may be dangerous, but before the powerful mobility and endless means of wizards, maybe before the war begins, the upper echelons of Muggles will be controlled by wizards, I think, although such a high level of wizards is not common, but it will never be less, right?"
"Of course, at least each of the Aurors of the Ministry of Magic has such basic abilities, and the development of the wizarding world has existed since the beginning of human society." Dumbledore nodded.
"Besides, there will definitely be protective magic in a place like Hogwarts, let alone a war, whether the other party can find it or not is two words, many half-blood wizards or Muggle-born wizards live in Muggle society, and there will never be any war, it's unrealistic." Egg shook his head: "Wizards and Muggles can only coexist, even if wizards are destroyed, sooner or later, there will be children with magic in this world." ”
"The way to defeat an enemy is never to destroy the enemy, but to know the enemy." Egg looked at Dumbledore, "Of course I certainly wouldn't consider Muggles enemies, because for wizards, Muggle girls are better fooled..."
Egg stood up and looked at Dumbledore and bowed slightly, "That's my opinion, then Professor, it's time for me to go back to my room and rest, good night." ”
Dumbledore looked at Egg approvingly and nodded slightly.
As if remembering something, Egger hurriedly spoke: "I think there should be more than one thing, I suggest you collect them all and then destroy them together." ”
Dumbledore nodded, crossed his fingers on the table and looked at Egger carefully: "Then you think, there should be a few?" ”
Iger grinned, "Seven is a magical number, isn't it?" ”
"I think so—" Dumbledore smiled, "Goodnight, then." ”
At night, Egg lay in the tower of Gryffindor and could not sleep for a long time.
Why Gryffindor? Because the Ravenclaw bronze knocker was a really fucked up question, Egger was unlucky, and the black raven didn't ask himself whether he had a chicken or an egg, a fire or a phoenix, but asked himself a very tricky question, which Iger didn't answer...
Hufflepuff doesn't know where, Slytherin Iger doesn't want to go yet...
There were so many things that happened in one day today, first he became Silent, then he met the Auror Kingsley of the Ministry of Magic, and finally he was sent to Hogwarts to be controlled by Dumbledore, an old madman, and if it wasn't for the kind of information explosion in his previous life, Egg felt that he might have gone crazy.
Although there are endless novels in the time-travel, when things really happen to him, Egger realizes how incredible this kind of thing is, and then Egger feels that he thinks a little too much, he is reborn, what is there to be surprised when he meets Dumbledore?
Turning over, Iger slowly fell asleep.