"My name is Sun Yi, nicknamed Sun Dick, I have been a licking dog, I have been a spare tire, although life is dark, but there is no endless road, by chance I joined the Interpol department without hesitation, became a glorious civilian officer, hugged the thigh of the country."

"The work I do on weekdays sounds lofty, digging talents for the country, but in fact it is pimping, no different from the old bustards in the old green building in the past."

"But what do I have to complain about when I talk about dicks, I'm still proud of it, even though there aren't many people who have successfully tapped in my work resume, well, it should add up to almost three."

"And now, I'm on a blind date, I'm almost thirty years old, and I'm still not married, so if I continue like this, I'll have to think about finding a boyfriend."

in a restaurant.

A man in an old suit, dressed fairly clean, but with a poor and sour look, looked at the young and lovely blind date in front of him with squinting eyes.

Opposite is his thirtieth blind date?

It's forgotten, but it's okay, it's a new beginning.

"Jiajia, your name is so nice, can I keep calling you that way in the future?" Sun Yi squinted his eyes and said in a very gentle tone.

The woman named Jiajia on the opposite side was about twenty-four or five years old, dressed beautifully, and had a bit of a look.

It's just too showy, and one can't help but wonder about this woman's work.

"No, only my future husband can call me that." Hu Jiajia said.

"It's okay, if you don't mind, I'll be your husband, what do you think?"

Sun Yi said very sincerely: "Although I don't have any great ability, if you believe me, I will definitely be good to you." ”

"Isn't it a little bad to talk about this as soon as we meet?" Hu Jiajiadao; "Let's talk about something else, like what do you do?"

Sun Yi said: "I'm sorry, my work has a high degree of confidentiality, and I can't say it, but I can reveal a little, the work I do is definitely not simple, it is to contribute to the salvation of all mankind, not only has a bright future, but also very meaningful, and our child Sun Kang will definitely be proud of me in the future." ”

"Our children?" Hu Jiajia showed doubts.

"Yes, if we get married on October 1st, everything will go well and we will have a baby next year, the boy's name is Sun Kang, I hope he is healthy, and the girl is called Sun Li, like a jasmine flower, how beautiful." Sun Yi said.

"......" Hu Jiajia looked at this Sun Yi like a neuropath.

This man doesn't have a problem with his brain.

Sun Yi said again: "But don't worry, I will definitely educate the child well, and let him become an upright and glorious policeman in the future." ”

"Can you tell us about your income for a year?" Hu Jiajia held back his nausea and asked.

"The family situation is also confidential, but you can rest assured, it is definitely not a problem to feed you, and there are two children, and with me to eat, you will definitely not be hungry." Sun Yi said confidently.

Hu Jiajia said again: "By the way, what kind of car did you drive when you came here before?" ”

"Driving? That's not good, I'm a law-abiding person, and I don't usually drive the unit's car, so I came by bicycle, and said the unit, I think about it now, I have a business to run recently, go to Dachang City, Jiajia, do you want to go? I took you on a tour of Dachang City, and I heard that it was there

The spicy tang is good, the price is cheap, and the taste is good, but I haven't eaten it, but my classmates in elementary school have eaten it before. ”

After speaking, Sun Yi swallowed a little again.

Hearing this, Hu Jiajia felt that the time was almost up, and she said again: "I'm sorry, I just received a text message, and now I have something to leave, or should I go first?" We'll talk next time? ”

"Huh? Jiajia are you leaving, where are you going? Are you in a hurry, why don't I take the car to you? My car was parked right outside. Sun Yi pointed to a shared bicycle lane outside the store.

"No, no, I don't think it's convenient for you."

Hu Jiajia picked up the bag, got up immediately, and couldn't wait to leave.

Sun Yi said again: "Jiajia, you are so smart, you reminded me that I remembered, I drank half a bottle of beer on the way to the blind date, which was left yesterday, and it will not be good to drink and drive later, if I am stopped by the traffic police, I will definitely be revoked my driver's license, but my driver's license was bought by me after working for a month, and it is a pity that it is revoked." ”

"I'd better call you a taxi, soon."

"No, I'll call a taxi myself." Hu Jiajia hurriedly ran away, not wanting to have too much communication with this person with an abnormal brain, and the task was completed anyway.

When Sun Yi saw Wang Jiajia leaving, he sighed with emotion: "What a considerate girl, if I am my girlfriend, I will definitely make her feel happy." ”

Suddenly.

The whole time, he felt a shiver in his crotch.

Dig under the crotch.

He pulled out a heavy satellite positioning phone.

"Hey, it's me..... What the? I'm going to Dachang City now, aren't I going tomorrow, I'm still on vacation, I've canceled my vacation? How to cancel the vacation, I deliberately took this day of vacation out on a blind date, and now I am eating, no, no, absolutely not, this is a matter of principle, I can only leave tomorrow. ”

"Huh? Introduce me to an operator next time? That's great, I'll drive to Dachang City now, and rest assured, I'll make sure to complete the task. ”

After Sun Yi hung up the phone, he hurriedly prepared to leave.

"Sir, you haven't settled yet?" A waiter said.

"How much." Sun Yidao.

"It's thirty-eight in total." The waiter said.

Sun Yi's eyes suddenly widened, looking at a bottle of red wine and a few plates of fruit on the table: "This, how expensive is this?" ”

"The price on the menu is like this, there is nothing wrong, the organic green super luxury bright fruit platter is 8,000, and this bottle of foreign imported 82-year-old royal special Laki red wine is 30,000, a total of 38,000, this is not counting the service charge, but depending on the guest is the first time to come, the service fee is waived by the boss."

The waiter said.

Sun Yi swallowed his saliva and touched his pocket.

A few five-cent, one-piece, and then three or four ten-dollar ones, all crumpled.

The last one was taken out, and I finally found a hundred.

"Is it okay to make a down payment upfront? Is it okay for other mortgages slowly? Sun Yidao.

The waiter said: "This is not allowed, but we can provide several very high-quality online loans here, and you can easily get a lot of money with only a little handling fee, and of course, the interest is also very cost-effective." ”

"If you say that, I'll rest assured, then hurry up and handle it for me." Sun Yidao.

"This needs to be operated by the gentleman himself, and our store only provides some guidance." The waiter said.

SUN Yidao; "No problem."

When the waiter instructed Sun Yi to download some software to prepare for a loan, he was directly blocked by the system when he was applying, and it showed that his credit was too low to apply.

"Huh, how can this be? Have you ever taken out a loan before? ”

"You said this software, I often use it, it was more convenient at first, I would give money when I borrowed it, and then it didn't work, I often called and scolded me, and I deleted it when I was angry." Sun Yidao.

"In that case, I'm very sorry, but please get the funds together as soon as possible to settle the bill, and if it's not convenient for you, you can call your family, friends, etc., and ask them to help borrow some money." The waiter said.

SUN Yidao; "I don't have a phone card on my phone, so I can't make a call."

"Aren't you a phone?" The waiter said.

Sun Yi shook his head and said: "This is not good, this is a satellite positioning mobile phone, which can only be used under special circumstances." ”

"In that case, there is no way, if the gentleman does not settle the bill, he is not allowed to leave." The waiter said.

But at this time, his satellite positioning phone rang again.

"Sun Yi, the positioning shows that why are you still in the hotel and there is no movement? Listen clearly, within half an hour, I will see you gathering at the designated place, someone will send you to Dachang City, and if you don't see anyone in half an hour, you are ready to be punished. ”

Zhao Jianguo's angry voice came from the other side of the phone.

"Wait, Boss, are you rich? I have finished eating, but you can lend me to settle the account first, and I will pay you back next time I pay your salary. ”

"How much?" Zhao Jianguo suppressed his anger and said

"Thirty-eight thousand." Sun Yidao.

Zhao Jianguo said: "You ate 38,000 in one meal?" Didn't you say just now that you were still on a blind date, you ate 30,000 for a blind date, you were deceived. ”

"No, it won't, Jiajia is a good woman and won't lie to me."

"I'll let the local police investigate, and if there is no fraud, I will reimburse you." Zhao Jianguo felt that his heart was so tired.

All of them are troubled children.

But these people have a terrifying power that ordinary people can't imagine.

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