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In the past, there was a Huo Yumin in Erdaogouzi, Liaoning, who had not married a daughter-in-law at the age of thirty. The family is poor, and he always wants to find a beautiful daughter-in-law, isn't that a dream?

Seeing that it was impossible to make money, Yumin became a merchant and provoked a merchant. He didn't have to sell and walk around shaking a rattle. Within a few years, life got better, and the matchmaker came to the door.

He married a second daughter-in-law, who was eight years younger than him, tall, with big eyes, double eyelids, a smile and two wine pits, and a big mouth, but not ugly. This daughter-in-law has a yellow face, and Yumin asked: "Your face is so yellow, is it sick?" If you're sick, let's go to the doctor. ”

The daughter-in-law said, "I'm not sick, I'm this kind of yellow person." ”

Yumin said: "Okay, it's good if you're not sick." ”

Finally married a beautiful daughter-in-law, he was very content.

Yumin got up early to eat, and after eating, he picked up the merchant and went out, first went around Bentunzi, and then went around Waitunzi, walked several Tunzi a day, and went home in the dark. After returning home, they were able to eat hot meals, and the little couple lived well.

A month later, Yumin found that the grain was falling too fast, and he asked his daughter-in-law, "Have you sold grain?" ”

The daughter-in-law said, "No." ”

Yumin picked up the pick and left again, and before leaving, he said, "I'll come back later today, you don't have to worry about it." ”

He put the merchant at someone else's house and came back to peek at his daughter-in-law. The daughter-in-law filled a pot of millet in a small clay basin and walked to the gate hole.

Yumin blocked the door and asked, "Why are you going?" ”

The daughter-in-law didn't say anything.

asked Yumin to chase after her, and then she said, "I'll go change the big cigarette." I have to smoke every day, so that I don't feel uncomfortable. ”

Yumin said, "If I don't catch you, you won't say it." I don't earn enough money to be corrupted! ”

In the evening, the daughter-in-law committed a big cigarette addiction, making trouble, and scolding. Yumin hit her, and she ran away.

Yumin saw that his daughter-in-law had run away, and asked his uncle and sister-in-law to chase him, and his sister-in-law said, "It's so late, where do you tell me to chase me?" Go after it yourself. ”

No one was looking for her, and the daughter-in-law ran back to her parents' house, she lived at her parents' house for more than ten days, and no one picked her up. More than ten days later, her mother-in-law sent her back, saying: "I have watched her these days, and I have not asked her to wear a big cigarette, and I will never ask her to wear a big cigarette in the future." ”

Yumin's daughter-in-law's big smoking addiction was committed again later, she gritted her teeth and stopped making trouble.

Speaking of going back to her parents' house angrily that day, it was quite hanging, and Yumin's daughter-in-law's life was almost gone. As soon as she walked out of Tunzi more than two miles, two wolves followed behind, she walked fast and wolves walked quickly, and she walked slowly and wolves walked slowly.

Seeing the two wolves catching up, she was so frightened that she ran quickly, she knew that no wolf could run fast, and she felt that she couldn't run. When the wolf came to her, she didn't dare to look at it, there was a half-meter-high earth temple on the side of the road, she closed her eyes and lay down, kowtowing one after another.

After a few moments of kowtowing, she opened her eyes, and a wolf was gone.

Others said that it was she who kowtowed for a while to scare the wolf away. Yumin's daughter-in-law said: "In that small temple, there is a one-and-a-half-foot-high tablet for the land lord, and the land lord has blessed me." ”

Piercing the smoke is to prick the *** noodles into the blood vessels, also called piercing morphine. This time she almost died, so that Yumin's daughter-in-law had a long memory, and the problem of making a big cigarette really changed.

Yumin has a relative who resells big cigarettes and uses pig urine bubbles. When he got the pig urine bubble, he blew it hard, blew the pig urine bubble bigger, and dried it. After drying, cut them piece by piece, and wrap the large cigarettes into small packets. Wrapped, soaked in water, soaked softly, he swallowed on an empty stomach. If you swallow the big smoke, you can't eat anything, so you can eat it again when you get to the place, pull out the big smoke, wash it with water, and wash it before you can sell it to others.

The woman of his family used a pig's urine bubble to sew something like a man's urine, sewed it and filled it with a big cigarette, tied it tightly with thread, and soaked it in water, and there was no needle hole. Soak the thing and put it in the woman's urine, you can take it out when you pee, and put it in after urinating.

I heard that the two of them made a fortune like this.